#blob au

[the-kr8tor]

"Oksers- Hobie thinking he's living a horror movie when he visits r's apartment but it's just Blobbie. Blobbie was the symbiote cat right?"

To elaborate I meant like, the first time he come over. I expect that can be nerve wrecking but I haven't a clue 🤷‍♀️

Blobbie!! I missed the little fella! I hope you like it, pinky! ❤️❤️

Pairing: Hobie Brown x fem! Reader/ Spider-Punk x fem! Reader

Word count: 1.2k

Tags: No use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader (except for clothing,) Blob au, symbiote cat au, established relationship, cw food mention, fluff!

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Hobie has faced countless villains and threats throughout his time as Spider-Man, but when you invited him to visit you at your place for the very first time, his nerves lit up more than that one time the lizard flicked him away with his tail like a ragdoll.

His hands are trembling around the bouquet he picked for you straight from his garden, all your favourites all bundled up in crepe paper and baby's breath. And if that's not enough, he also got something from the deli, the same place where you two had your first official date that doesn't include band practices and staying at his houseboat. He remembers being nervous back then like how he is now. He just doesn't want to mess it up, if that's even possible when it's just a simple date at your place. But it means taking a step further in the relationship, being invited to someone's space is a big thing, and he fancies you too much to make a fool out of himself.

What if he tracks mud in your home? He checks under his boots and wipes the soles on the doormat again. What if he breaks something? Hobie just has to make sure that he's extra careful. Shit, what if he clogs the bloody toilet? He may as well bolt away at the thought. He perishes it out of his mind and with a deep inhale and exhale, he finally knocks.

“Hobie?!” Your muffled yell through the door has Hobie smiling. “It's open! I'm still in the bathroom, sorry!”

He'll say something to you about the dangers of leaving the door unlocked later as he opens it with a squeak. The place is cozy, a bit dim while his vision adjusts to the lack of light.

“‘m in, lovie!” He yells back, untying his shoes at the foyer and leaving it beside the now locked door. “And I've got takeout! Where are you?” His eyes can't help but roam around the space and stare at the furniture and decorations. If only he could find the light switch then he can admire it all without squinting.

“In the bathroom! I'll be out in a minute, sorry! Make yourself at home!”

The sound of rushing water inside the closed bathroom door indicates that you are just a door away from him. He waves a scandalous thought away from his mind as his skin warms up.

“A–Alright!” Almost choking, he places the flowers and food on the kitchen counter right next to a black goop. Wait, a black blob? “What the fuck?” He sees the light switch on the wall beside it and flicks it on.

The goop seems to be sentient as the surface of it warbles and slithers. Hobie can't take his eyes off it as it suddenly grows a swishing tail and a pair of milky white eyes that blink at him.

“Fuck!” He stumbles back, heart beating rapidly in his chest as he falls backwards on the plush couch. His head almost hits the coffee table, thank goodness for his quick reflexes. “Love!”

His frantic call can't be heard above the sound of the shower. “There's a bloody thing ‘ere!”

“Mrow?” The meek meow says that you have a cat, you have told him that you do have a pet, but the almost guttural mewl deep inside the throat says that it may not have come from a regular cat.

Hobie moves backwards as the black blob leaps off the counter, stretching its body unnaturally and perching itself on the top of the couch. It smiles wickedly, teeth bared, sharp and in rows like a shark's. The ears flicks, tail moving from side to side as it eyes him down through its beady eyes like the creature wants to eat him whole.

That is definitely not a cat.

It leaps at him, claws reaching towards him as it screeches.

“Love!” Hobie shields himself with his arms, but the scratching doesn't come as he hears purring.

“What did I tell you about suddenly pouncing?” Your cooing has Hobie peeking through his arms.

“Meow?”

“You know what I meant, blobbie. Don't be mean to my guests, especially him.” You say gently even though you're chastising the creature in your arms. Hobie swears that he heard you whisper a ‘I like him so please behave.’ You're still in your bathrobe, water dripping from your hair. It meows again, gently biting at your finger. “And you're not allowed to eat people either.” You answer as if you could understand its language. He won't put it past you since you're brilliant in every way.

Hobie raises a brow, mouth agape at what he's looking at. It's not the weirdest thing he has ever seen, but it is definitely peculiar to say the least. The blob has settled in your arms, its slime-like body spilling over your arms like an oil slick that's trying to escape from a barrel.

“What?” He asks breathlessly, standing up and pointing at the mass in your arms.

“I'm sorry, Hobie.” You wince, apologetic and worried that you ruined it. “I meant to tell you about him but we keep getting interrupted.” It's true, whenever you get the courage to tell him about your sentient slime, he's rushing off to beat up a villain.

“What even is it?” He eyes its sharp teeth giving your hand a nibble, worried that it'll eventually break skin.

“His name is Blobbington, or Blob for short.” He waits for more explanation. “Remember that one time I told you about a meteor falling in my backyard?” Nodding, Hobie's worry grows at the thought of you having and living with a possible alien. You hold up the cat shaped blob as he blinks at Hobie. “This is the meteor.”

“Love…” he starts, and you immediately walk around the couch to face him.

“He's fine and he's such a good cat! An indoor cat mind you, I even house trained him! I promise he's not causing trouble.” Your eyes are frantic, hugging Blob to your chest as your lips wobble. “Are you going to take him away?”

Hobie can't help but feel bad, he takes one look at your puppy dog eyes and forgets that there's an interdimensional alien in his lovie's arms.

“‘m not.” He surrenders and your face lights up at his words. “If he's not trouble then he can stay.” It's not like he can take him away from you when you've fallen for the blob shaped cat. “‘sides, you love the little…” he flicks his eyes at the alien, who's smiling at him. “...bloke.” Crossing the distance, he tugs you towards him by the ribbon of your bathrobe. “As long as he's good to you—!”

You suddenly embrace him, and blob gets squished in between the two of you, seemingly unbothered as he purrs. “Thank you! He's nice, I swear to you.”

Hobie chuckles, feeling Blob's body attach to him. Patting your damp back, he leans away but before that he places a well meaning kiss on your temple then to your wet cheek. “Is this what you're wearing for our date? ‘m not complainin’.”

You cup his cheeks, eyes lovingly gazing at him. “I’ll get dressed— Blob stop that!”

Hobie looks down and sees your cat trying to merge with him. “What the fuck?”

Snatching Blob away from Hobie as he refuses to let him go, you detach him with some effort. “What did I tell you about taking people's bodies as your own?!”

Hobie stares at you and Blob with wide eyes as he realizes that what you have in your arms is not a typical alien but a symbiote. It'll be a long date night for sure, and not like how he thought it would be.

[box-architecture]

Hi! I just wanted to say that I love your blob sam!! He has cero thoughts behind those eyes and he's so cute

Thank you!!! He is entirely @corvesfelinesart's design, I am just blessed to be able to write little stories about him and adore him with all my heart Forever

Have the moment he was first conceptualized:

[slothydaydreamer]

Have a Demon!Jack with no context 😈

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

Today was hard but I didn't cry ✨

But I am very tired.

Drew blob!Xiazi and the Liu Slimes (fic written but not posted yet) for comfort and it Worked I Love them

Xiazi: uwuuuwuuuwuu uwaa

Ls, green: my crops are watered,

Keyi, blue: !!!! (Words are hard)

Wang Can: bro. Broooo are u drinking the tears?!

Yan Sanxing, purple: This Family is Certifiable. I will continue as usual.

[hngryazn]

I'd like to imagine this is how Bruce follows Clark around and Clark just pretends not to notice him 🤭

[isosceles-is-never-here]

"Any more questions?.. No?.. Well that's the end of class." - teacher Poor Danny. It's hard to be a good student when you're half dead.

my contribution for ch.3 IYGABAB

[lazylittledragon]

Would Kit have been planned in the skate AU or would he still be a 'happy accident' XD

i think he's always in the realm of "pleasant surprise" akfdhdf

[vexnier]

Guess who's back

finally got some inspo after the update dropped, *packs my bags and leaves again*

[bottle-of-harpoons]

More self indulging mer AUs.

(Some extra doodles I cant be bothered to clean up)

[thatdragonzeek]

Some art that I made a good while ago

Mildly eldritch horror "scary mode" under the cut.

[orisretr0]

nightmsre sans because He blob and my new name is Tired.

[radiance1]

Danny's portal accident has left him blind.

Not fully blind, he can see ecto entities just fine actually, but everything else he cannot.

Danny is left stranded in the ghost zone after the portal collapsed behind him and just left him on a random floating island, he's terribly wounded because a literal tear between worlds opened on him and then just spat him out and closed itself.

So, he isn't having a great time.

Then he gets found by a pack of blob ghosts, who instantly swarm him and just kinda... drag him away basically. Then Danny is given some cloak (His own were damaged to the Ancients and back, also they stole the cloak off a guy a long time ago), some bandages over his eyes and for some reason Blob ghosts are really good at medical care??

Then he lives with them for an undetermined amount of time, getting used to being a ghost with their supervision and is given full access to all the stuff they've stolen over the years.

One of them included a magic ball and Danny, stuck in a cave with not a lot to do, decides to fuck around and try it out.

A while later he's being fretted over by a whole lot of the Blob ghosts because the entire cave was filled with ice.

Not to self, don't use his apparent ice abilities without a sense of control like he did before.

Then a while later, while still trying to control said ice magic, he gets given a crown. One that he can't really see because there's no ectoplasm in it, but also can vaguely see the outline because there was something else inside it.

Later told it was a magic crown they got from a wizard who suddenly decided that he literally had zero use for the thing and traded it with the Blob ghosts since it'll just collect dust.

They traded it for a gem by the way.

So, when Danny finally perfected his ice abilities (with help from the crystal ball) he decides to leave the cave for once in his life and then he subsequently falls through a portal (with his blob ghosts) into the world of DC and boy is he out of his depth.

Then he becomes a villain, not on purpose really. He just needs to see and used his ice do to just that, and because of that he's taken over an entire section of a city (unnamed by it isn't Gotham) and his blob ghosts regularly steal stuff outside to bring back to him so he can eat and stuff.

Of course, taking over a whole section of a city isn't really seen in a good light.

[box-architecture]

a magma doodle of Dream and Blob Sam. He loves Dream as much as the original Sam.

[suzran]

Why are you crying young king?

Crying?

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After all he cannot miss the human realm, if he doesn’t remember it.

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[coi-arts]

save me mayor bloberta and househusband clay au

[sugarnies]

Rivalsduo Blob Au doodles

Ajdhhsaj I had this idea hours ago and i had to draw it ajsjsj

Imagine that dream cannot return to its original form, however he still has some magic in himself being a demigod, it's just that neither he nor techno had any idea until they noticed that they manifested in different ways

Also imagine the sneeze of a cat or a hamster ajdhsjsj