#blue hc

[digitaldogpark]

the one where cheerilee knows

[shidoglazer]

sae itoshi and rin itoshi who don’t have a single ounce of fragile masculinity in them.

growing up with 2 brothers was disgustingly disgusting. they’d play in the dirt, kick around a muddy football, throw food at each other— it was sickening! so as their little and only sister, you were going to teach them how to be graceful!

and it worked. so by the time you all were teenagers, sae and rin has almost done everything that was named as “girly.” playing princess dress up, having tea parties, shopping sprees with you, having spa days, even learning how to do make up on themselves. it was basically the norm for them to do so. and when they’re confronted about it?

“so! the itoshi brothers, a legendary duo am i right?” the interviewer laughs by himself, while both of them look like they were dragged here against their will (basically were.) “anyways, lets cut to the chase yes? whats your input on the media calling you both out for being too feminine? spa days, make up, shopping sprees, those are all a little girly aren’t they?” both of them look at the interviewer with the same piercing glaze. sae responds first.

“its not ‘girly’ if you don’t have fragile masculinity. what’s wrong with taking care of my own body, emphasising my physical appearance and shopping?” sae speaks clearly, logically and without hesitation, while rin on the other hand.. “i can tell most men don’t do that. including you. go get a facial, your face can be used for japans source of oil, and after that you can go put on some foundation, to cover up those cystic pimples that have been clearly clogged with germs and bacteria, and about the shopping, are you too poor-” and the cameras immediately stop rolling.

[xoxojisu]

thinking abt nagi being an undercover menace..

people think that nagi seishiro is this cool, effortless, nonchalant guy. he's sort of emotionless and apathetic in a way that leaves everyone wondering. everything he does is easy for him, and he's just so cool and uncaring. he would never do something stupid like messing with his partner.

they're WRONG.

– he picks you up randomly whenever he wants. he's super tall and muscular, so it's really no hassle for him. brushing your teeth, doing dishes, on a phone call, reaching into the fridge. he just scoops you up like it's nothing and walks off with you. when you squeal like “nagi???” he just goes:

“what? you looked like you wanted to be moved.”

– he hides your phone but only when he wants attention. and it’s always nearby, but in the dumbest spot. like under his leg or in his pocket. he'll watch you turn over every pillow and look under every table with this nonchalant "i don't know, don't ask me" look, but when you catch on, he gets this stupid little smirk and goes:

“guess you gotta come get it.”

getting you to cuddle and pay attention to him was always the objective.

– he texts you from across the room while literally staring at you, and when you look up confused, he just blinks real slow like:

“check your phone.” ‘hi :x u look cute'

– he keeps “accidentally” messing with your settings and it's so fucking stupid and frusturating. he sets your phone’s language to something random like french, or makes his contact name something stupid like “i should pay more attention to my bf” or reo's as "free money" just for fun and to see your reaction.

– and when you’re trying to concentrate, he’ll invade your personal space. he does not give a fuck that you're working on a very important presentation due tomorrow. wraps his arms around you, chin resting on your shoulder or head as he whispers:

“you’re so serious. pay attention to me.” and you’re like PLEASE let me finish this task “mmm. no.”

– likes to tickle you all the time. when you're focused, when he's just passing by, when he wants attention, when you're in a quiet place you should not be making noise in, or just because. he thinks your reactions and giggles are so cute and likes watching you get annoyed at him.

"nagi! stoppit!" "that squeal was cute. like a mouse. do it again." "nagi, i said- HEY!" (he does not stop)

– takes your belongings as if they're his. takes your blankets, your snacks, your phone as you're using it. and this egotistical motherfucker sees nothing wrong with it and just does it as if it's his god-given right.

"awe, my phone died. gimme yours." *snatches it out of your hands* "wha- nagi! i was doing something!" "don't care. my charger's too far."

– falls on top of you whenever he wants as if he's not over 180 cm. it's like a trust fall except he gave you no warning beforehand and it's not because he wants a trust fall, he just got tired of standing and felt like messing with you.

"catch me." "wha- AHH! nagi! you're so fucking heavy! get off! we're gonna fall!" "mmm noo. you can do it. i believe in you." "well, don't!"

– doesn't let you get out of bed when he's sleepy. this actual motherfucker i swear to god. it doesn't matter whether you have to be up in 5 minutes or 5 hours, he will keep you in bed. uses his unfairly long limbs and traps you until he feels awake enough to get out of bed.

"hmm? nooo don't go yet. 'm still sleepy." "i am too, but i'm meeting up with a friend in an hour." "you can be late. they'll understand." "GET OFF OF ME."

– takes all of your snacks except for one. this is oddly specific, but he'll do this thing where he'll take your entire bag of chips or all of your fries, and when you protest, he'll act all gracious and generous and give you one.

"nagi! those are my fries!" "mine now. 'm hungry." "i dont care! go get your own fries! give mine back!" he sighs heavily, like you're the hassle here. "fine. here you go." "..this is one fry." "and? be grateful. go buy more fries if you want them that bad." "THOSE ARE MY FRIES!"

– makes himself at home in your home. this isn't necessarily a menace problem, but you thought it was kind of funny how the first time he came over, he immediately settled down in your bed as if it was his.

"'m tired. you wanna take a nap?" "..this is my bed." "mhm. it's comfy. and?"

and because he's a real menace, when you're at your wit's end, face flushed from frustration despite your smile, and you yell an "I HATE YOU" at him, slapping him angrily, he'll just pat your head gently and give you a slight smile.

"no, you don't."

he says it with this confidence, like he knows he's right, hands down. and as much as you "hate" to admit it, he's right. despite how annoying he can be, you know damn well you wouldn't trade him for the world.

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[everfallenwings]

found family; with sae itoshi -> female reader

imagine volunteering at japan's u20 working a small job but unintentionally becoming friends with SAE ITOSHI... no, not having the usual equal respect and companionship, or expectant friends to lovers. you're the same age as his little brother, so he oddly treats you like a little sister. the weird thing? he's so nonchalant about it.

"excuse me, but they're confirming if you wanted a red or white zip up again..." twiddling with your fingers softly before pointing to your pushy bosses, you seem to be making good friends with the floor while speaking to a famous, pro-league, good-looking but mean soccer player (sae itoshi). your classmates were all practically screaming at how lucky you were to secure volunteer service in professional sports, in professional soccer. i mean, the card collecter boys in your class were practically feining, asking you for autographs and other stupid favours. maybe you could ask for a picture, yeah—you were definitely going to ask sae itoshi for a picture, but that thought was soon dispersed at the man's dismisive tone. "white is fine," the midfielder curtly replies, with a straight face and one hand planted on the side of his hip. "how old are you?" he looks down at you with the world's most unreadable gaze and ridiculously long lower lashes, "sixteen." you reply, finally facing him. "oh," sae dryly responds, that bored look in his eyes in never, "you're about the same age as my little brother."

oh!

"[name], come here." sae itoshi murmurs, laying flat on the floor in the middle of the training center, you look around the empty facility at five in the morning, confirming if he was even POSSIBLY speaking to you again. "yeah?" he tuts on the floor, lifting a muscled leg in your field of vision, "i need help stretching, pull on my leg."

your eyes scan hesitantly over the dangling cleat, before your hands lock around his ankle, attempting to pull and soothe his strange stretching, though definitely failing. why was the midfielder so heavy? he wasn't even trying to make this easier by at least slightly lifting himself. "you're bad at this, not even lukewarm." he'd say, though his tone didn't show any real frustation or intended offense. instead, cerulean eyes blow open when you pull a little too hard and hear something crack that most likely wasn't supposed to.

on other days, he'd pat your head and buy you a popsicle, two for the price of one was a better deal, anyway.

and on the day of japan's u20 verus blue lock's eleven, when RIN ITOSHI's piercing gaze catches the melting popsicle clutched in your hand and sae handing you a napkin, he freezes. his gaze softens in a way that doesn't melt away at the icy chambers of his heart, but instead softens and melts it wholly intead. that day, you were genuinely bewildered and confused that blue lock's number one gave you more dirty looks that day than any actual player on the field.

"your brother is scary," you mutter, causing the taller midfielder beside you perk up in interest. "he kept giving me death glares." sae rolls his eyes at the thought, "maybe he likes you, i dunno. he's in his rebillious phase." it truly made you, at your adolescent age, realise that sae itoshi's head was entirely hollow when not thinking about football. buuut, he buys you ice cream, so who really cares?

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[thegreatgatslin]

AFTER CLOSING - m. kaiser x f!reader (18+)

tw: afab reader, down bad kaiser, oral (m and f receiving), p in v sex, no protection whatsoever || wc: 0.6k || 18+ under the cut

ex!bf michael kaiser who's started to miss his home country quite a bit after a while as a foreign student - well, the taste of it, at least - and brings his teammates to a new german restaurant/bar that opened up near campus recently.

ex!bf michael kaiser who watches with slight disgust as his teammates ogle the pretty waitresses, who are decked out in traditional german barmaid clothing that leaves little to the imagination.

ex!bf michael kaiser whose eyes widen when he realises one of the waitresses working tonight's shift is you, his ex-girlfriend who he broke up with two months ago, and he can't seem to get over how unbelievably good you look right now.

ex!bf michael kaiser who seems a little subdued when you come over to take their order, averting his eyes. (he's ashamed at how he can't stop staring at how your tits sit in that fucking top, and how he can't get his raging hard-on to die down.) you look him up and down briefly, and leave without another word.

ex!bf michael kaiser whose gaze never leaves you as you flit between tables, hips swaying in that teasingly short skirt, the skirt that barely covers your ass when you bend over ever so slightly - and he catches a glimpse of your baby blue panties, his favourite colour on you.

ex!bf michael kaiser who can't help but raise an eyebrow as you set down his kirschwasser, his cherry brandy, with an oh-so-obvious cherry-red lipstick stain on the rim of the glass. no prizes for guessing who it belongs to.

ex!bf michael kaiser who snaps when he sees oliver aiku, a defender from a rival university, hitting on you. cutting short his conversation with ness, he downs his crimson liquid courage in one go and storms over to you, leaning down to whisper in your ear -

"why don't i stay until after closing and show you a good time, liebling?"

ex!bf michael kaiser who waits for you to close up the restaurant for the night with shaky hands before he practically pounces, his large hands all over you as his tongue explores your mouth, and you let out one of the most pathetic whines he's ever heard.

ex!bf michael kaiser who makes you take him down your tight little throat, scoffing as tears prick your eyes at the uncomfortable sensation. you can take it, he murmurs to you as you gag on his cock. you've done it before.

ex!bf michael kaiser who gets on his knees and eats you out against the counter, sucking fervently on your swollen clit as you tangle your hands in his soft blonde hair, calling out his name in just the way he's missed; this only spurs him on, and he spits on your cunt, sex-drunk eyes locking with yours as he dives back in between your legs.

ex!bf michael kaiser who bends you over the restaurant's bar and fucks you raw until your toes are curling in your black heels. he's got a hand on the back of your neck holding you steady, giving him a clear view of how your ass recoils against his hips in that slutty little skirt of yours.

ex!bf michael kaiser who makes you cum twice more before his sticky seed is filling you up just how you like it, watching his cum drip out of you with no little satisfaction.

that is, until he hears a whimper from you that sounds suspiciously like "more" -

ex!bf michael kaiser who's already pushing his hardening cock back into you, asking you breathlessly, "won't you please take me back, meine liebe?"

a/n: sorry hornyposting again

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[hoejosatoru]

Somno + blue lock men 21+

I got deja vu writing this hopefully this isn’t a repeat. Also some of this might not be technically somno but it’s def adjacent to it

Bachira

Regularly has wet dreams. He’s a clinger when he sleeps and your warmth just sucks him in:(. You wake up to the feeling of him rutting his hard on against your ass. The first few times you tried to wake him up but he is DEAD asleep. So now you just help him, grinding back against his cock or even slipping your hands in his shorts to jerk him off. He gets all whiny and moans even in his sleep:( his shorts get soaked in his cum and you can feel it all warm against your back. He’s honestly not even embarrassed about it either.

Nagi

His problem is he doesn’t always go through the effort to release his sexual desires. Like he has a sex drive, but is not always motivated to pursue it, which is why it comes out in his sleep. Again, he’ll cuddle up to your sleep, but he wakes up. Wrapping his big strong arms around you whining in your ear about how hard he is :( and how he just wants to fuck your thighs:( and you can’t resist of course. Makes the sweetest sighs and breathy moans as he lazily thrusts his cock between your plush thighs. That bastard will coat your thighs in cum and fall right back asleep.

Isagi

Kinda similar to Nagi, but it’s more that he forgets about sex. Particularly during stressful periods or if he’s not playing well he’s so caught up in thoughts about games he ignores his sex drive. He talks in his sleep and you’ll hear him whimpering your name sounding all desperate:( he will rut against you but really needs more stimulation to get off. Despite telling him you don’t mind he’s always embarrassed when he wakes up to see he made a mess of your hands.

Shidou

He just can’t resist you. He comes home late from practice and you’re asleep in bed in some tiny pjs that barely cover a thing. How is he supposed to ignore that?? Likes to finger you and feel how wet your pussy gets. He gets a feral hearing the little noises you make and how your body reacts to him, even in sleep. Gets carried away and gets a little rough, which always wakes you up. Loves the soft and confused little shidou?? You say when you wake up to him teasing his tip against your dripping cunt. And he’s just like sorry, can’t resist you, gonna take me like a good girl, yeah?

Oliver

Also just can’t resist you, but more so because he feels bad that he hasn’t been giving you enough attention. Sometimes he finds you asleep and can tell you were waiting up for him:( when he finds you like that he feels like he just has to make it up to you. Even though you’re asleep he still takes the time to kiss up your thighs. His mouth is warm and wet against your cunt, making your hips stir. His stubble scratches your inner thigh and pulls you awake with a gasp. Finding him looking up at you with those beautiful eyes just makes you melt - and your cunt throb. Just relax angel, he says flicking his tongue over your clit, gonna make my pretty girl feel good.

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

expanding on my au idc x

[rileymorph]

when four swords and grilled cheese

[gaywineauntsstuff]

I love the idea of Dick being all the Batkid's favourite sibling but in violently different fonts.

Jason: Dick and Jay canonically have a pretty solid relationship but i'm partial to the Jason was around for Dick's rebellion stage and so Dick doesn't think he has to worry about the pedestal thing bc Jason has absolutely seen him violently hungover before he was legally allowed to drink font of this

So by the time Jason comes back and is no longer trying to murder Tim (except psychologically) Dick decides... Well he's evil sometimes but also I can finally tell someone all the Titans drama. So him and Jason meet up like once month if they're in the same city and get progressively drunker while shit talking their teams and Bruce.

Also I hate the Dick and Robin!Jason didn't get along. They absolutely did, Dick was like 0.5 seconds away from taking Jason to live with the titans permanently.

Tim: 'Oh Jason is Tims Robin, Oh Dick betrayed Tims trust.' in the name of the orange dude y'all elected twice W R O N G. Tim Drake used to watch VHS tapes of the flying Graysons routine. He wasn't even a batman Stan first. That came after he saw Robin do a quadruple summersault. Tim is a Dick Grayson fanboy first Person second. Like Tim canonically saw Jason die and went lmao skill issue, imagine not being like Dick Grayson i'm better. When Dick first started training him, he'd consistently excuse himself go to the other room, hyperventilate over Dick Grayson teaching him how to train surf. Dick is not just his idol he's also a pretty substantial part of Tim's support system. He calls Dick when he's going through something or is stuck on a case. And he knows that Dick will always have his back. They have like the unrealistic adorable sibling relationships from Tv that don't exist irl. Tim also does that awkward shuffle thing after fights bc they're still siblings and Dick just pretends the fight didn't happen until Tims calm again

Damian: You have to understand Damian thought he'd have to basically do the league all over again. He lands with Bruce and those ideas are soundly rejected and he now has no trust or respect and he has to adjust. And Bruce is doing his holier than thou, you should know better 10yro who literally was brainwashed as a child act, like Tim didn't have to pull him away from straight up becoming a villain and Dick didn't have to put him in his place with his fists a couple times a year (we love Bruce really). Then Bruce gets Time-streamed, Tim runs away and now the circus freak is BATMAN. Except the circus freak is also a sadistic bastard to criminals, despite being made out of marshmallows to you. Dick hangs people upside down off high buildings for information and cackles as Nightwing. He also listens to Damians worries and helps him deconstruct his bias view of the world. Dick canonically set the standard for child heroes and is among one of the most beloved and trusted heroes despite being marshmallowy and refusing to murder people. Dick is kinda like Damians stand in non pretentious moral compass until he learns his own one later on. Hence why Damian adores Dick Grayson more than anyone really.

in summary support my agenda that Dick and Jason are gossipy drinking buddies, Tim absolutely had a Dick Grayson Shrine as a child and Damian calls Dick to double check that he still cannot kill Timothy (its now entirely a joke.... mostly)

[stygian-blu]

you know for such an allegedly coveted bloodline there is a remarkable lack of instances of sharingan theft (barring Danzo) and i mean that historically

the Uchiha also don't seem to have any measures against bloodline theft (like the Hyuuga for example) despite how openly vocal they are about their pride re: their bloodline ability and it's superiority.

the most notable cases of non-Uchihas trying to or stealing sharingans are Danzo and Orochimaru.

Danzo had to use Hashi's DNA to wield all his sharingans. but it's implied he had stolen one even before the coup and Shisui's right eye.

Orochimaru, on the other hand, seemed convinced that the Sharingan by itself was not enough, and that he needed an Uchiha body, not just the eyes. thus his attempts to take over Itachi and Sasuke's bodies.

there's also Kakashi but i will get to him in a bit.

this leads me to think/hc that the Uchiha did not take any protective measures because they simply did not need to; in 99% of cases the Sharingan would just kill its wielder if they were not an Uchiha. (there's also room for soo much yummy mythology here. something something our eyes are a divine blessing and stealing them invites the wrath of Amaterasu upon ye.)

back to the hypothetical sharingan thief. they are incapable of turning it off, so it's always siphoning chakra from them (at an increased rate, since non-Uchiha chakra seems to be inefficient at powering it)

this likely means that they can't turn it on either, meaning that it must be harvested while active. So to get a sharingan, you need to find an Uchiha who has a sharingan, fight them (and win), then steal their eyes. Yet even then, there's just so much room for failure.

for one, the Uchiha could simply turn it off before it's stolen. Or if they are beaten to the point where they run out of chakra, it'll deactivate on its own. so you'd need to find the sweet spot where they're too weakened to overcome you but not weakened enough to be unable to access their sharingan. (Also, don't get caught in any genjutsu by proximity. good luck plucking the eye out undamaged without looking!)

even if all goes well, the thief would not be able to handle more than a single eye (see eg cases: Kakashi and pre implant Danzo) as that thing is GREEDY. it's safe to assume both Kakashi* and Danzo are exemplary and uniquely powerful/talented shinobi and are outliers to what usually happens, aka the sharingan will devour all its host's chakra and kill them. and if it doesn't kill them, it will weaken them so much that it becomes a liability rather than an asset.

*this could also be why Fugaku agreed to let Kakashi keep the sharingan; part respect for Obito's dying wish and part acknowledgement that Kakashi being alive, well, and wielding the eye was a miracle and possibly a sign of acceptance from the gods - since Kakashi did not really steal his sharingan, so the eye did not kill him in retaliation.

regardless, Kakashi is constantly shown to suffer from chakra exhaustion and is prone to collapsing completely from feats that should be within the scope of his calibre, and Danzo has that sweet Hashirama regen factor to offset the effect. Orochimaru's solution was to aim for the whole package, ie sharingan + Uchiha chakra.

This fatal side-effect, combined with the photographic memory and the sharingan's propensity for replaying in 4k-full-surround-sound any traumatic experiences it recorded -especially when it can't be deactivated- greatly contributed to their reputation as cursed eyes. You successfully overcome the tribulations to steal these fuckers and then you either die, become a vegetable, or go insane.

over time, that made it an undesirable target for bloodline theft. it did not help that the Uchiha held eternal grudges and were very revenge-y and intense about their family/bloodline. they can and will hunt you down.

that doesn't mean people didn't try, but with the danger involved and such dismal investment-outcome odds, it just wasn't a popular item on the bloodline thief menu.

[shidoglazer]

i’m sure you’ve all seen that one exhibition of rin and saes room when they were younger, and there was a foam block with a bite mark on the corner of it from rin biting it right its so funny to me

so imagine now whenever rins trying to focus on something while you’re on his lap, he’ll just lightly nibble on your shoulder or any patch of skin available as a little stim for him to help him focus on whatever he’s doing while his drool is leaking down your back like a baby

sometimes when he’s a little too focused on his work, wether it be analysing plays or making new strategies for his matches, you’ll discreetly snap a picture of him nibbling your shoulder, so the next time bite marks form and your friends ask about it — you can show them that picture!

or sometimes you’re too busy to pay attention to him, maybe you’re cooking in the kitchen and suddenly he decides he immediately needs your attention. he’ll walk towards you like a ghost, making no noise at all and his presence unknown until both his arms slither around your waist, and he’ll start nibbling away at your shoulder. its a cute habit of his, really.

it doesn’t happen often, but sometimes he’ll bite too hard, causing you to wince. you don’t need to say anything else for him to stop biting and starting to kiss that area better instead, mumbling a few apologies that come out a little muffled. but other times, when you’ve made him just a tad bit more jealous when you hang out with his teammates like they were your lifelong best friends, he’ll just bite you a little harder than usual to make sure they know you’re off-limits. just a little. and maybe just a little blood, y’know?

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[gxlzero]

Killer with a banana.

[kidspawn]

There is something inexplicably hilarious to me about the entire TRC fandom being able to draw an ace-coded interpretation about nearly every character - Blue and Gansey always read very ace spectrum coded to me, one could argue Ronan is on a demisexual wavelength (or he's just catholic), aroace Henry interpretations, Noah gets a lot of asexual headcanons too.

Adam, though? We've all collectively agreed that that motherfucker is ready to fucking go. Mr. Touch starved, "hi literal soulmate I drove eight hours for birthday sex", "wow my murderous Latin teacher is hot", "I have had a girlfriend for a week and I want to kiss her right NOW" "had been starving for much longer" "now that we've made out once we are living on a farm and raising a dream child together let me look at your tattoo RIGHT NOW no conversation we are kissing now lets go bang in the laundry room" "i keep a pinup of a car model in my glovebox" Adam Parrish has dodged these interpretations on a widespread scale solely by having r-rated thoughts about every person he's found attractive in the series. We're all right and I think we should say it more.

[cracklewink]

hear me out: moose in mlp

[merlucide]

SAYING GOODBYE B4 THEY LEAVE FOR BLLK!

You stand with your boyfriend in front of the large commercial bus

He’ll be gone for a long time, and you know that. A mix of emotions swirl inside you—pride, happiness, and the ache of knowing you’ll miss him like hell. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and you couldn’t be prouder of him for chasing after his dreams, but the feelings are still real. You really can’t help the tears that threaten to spill. He reaches out, gently tucking a stray strand behind your ear. He softly exhales before speaking:

ISAGI YOICHI

“It’ll only be for a little while…” Isagi attempts to make you feel better about the situation. You give a half-hearted smile and sigh. “Yeah, yeah, you better win whatever there is to win,” you playfully order, which makes him beam softly.

“Of course. I love you, Y/N,” he says, kissing your cheek before kissing you on the lips.

“Wish me luck!” Isagi smiles before ducking into the bus, you softly laugh watching the bus drive off.

BACHIRA MEGURU

“Aww, come on, Y/N-chan, don’t look so sad. You’ll make me sad,” Bachira says, holding your face in his hands and pressing a kiss on top of your nose. “I’ll be back before you know it!” His smile falters slightly before he kisses you on the lips. “I’m gonna miss you bunches, though. You’re gonna wait for me, right?”

You softly sigh, looking into his honest yellow eyes. “Of course, Meguru, always.” You hug him tightly, and he returns the embrace even tighter. “I love you,” he whispers as he walks onto the bus.

CHIGIRI HYOMA

“I’ll be back soon, probably in two or three weeks. I don’t plan on being there long,” Chigiri reminds you, hoping to ease your mind.

“Still, I’ll miss you, you know,” you say honestly, cradling your arms around yourself.

He softly sighs and kisses your temple. “So dramatic,” he teases. He hugs you and squeezes your hand twice. “I’ll miss you. I promise I’ll be back soon. Love you.”

KUNIGAMI RENSUKE

He presses a lingering kiss on your forehead, his hand trailing down to gently cup your cheek. “No use in crying about this. It’s not like I won’t ever see you again,” Kunigami attempts to soothe your feelings. “You won’t even notice I’m gone.”

You sniffle gently. “But I will notice, Ren.” His face softens, and he offers a comforting smile. “It’ll only be a few weeks, then I’ll be back.”

“Will you still like me when you come back?” you selfishly murmur.

“Of course I will,” he replies, his voice steady. “I will always love you. A few weeks shouldn’t change a person that much. I’ll come back just like I left, still the same ol’ boring guy.” He smiles before pressing a goodbye kiss onto your lips.

REO MIKAGE

“It pains me to leave you, my love, but I need to go. This could—”

“I know, I know. I want you to go. I’ll just miss you,” you interrupt, giving a soft smile. “You’ll do great; I know it.”

Reo melts under your affectionate gaze, taking your hand and pressing a gentle, lingering kiss to it.

“I’ll think of you the whole time,” Reo promises, and you snort softly in response.

ITOSHI RIN

“Tch. Come on, don’t get emotional,” Rin sighs, looking at the awaiting bus. You glare at him through your blurry eyes, letting a tear slip down your cheek. Rin reaches out to wipe it away. “Crybaby…” he mutters. “I’m going to crush everyone out there, and then I’ll come back, okay?”

He gives a kiss to your jaw before walking off onto the bus. He watches you through the tinted windows as they drive off.

omg help my eyes burn and I’m so tired but I had to get this idea O U T

Maybe ill make pt2 who knows

[anglbunny]

SHE'S COLDER

♡. sae itoshi x snow leopard!reader, smut mdni, established relationship (kinda? not rlly?), based on this req

Men are annoying. But Sae Itoshi might be the exception… if he stops acting like one.

You’re spread out on the couch in his hotel suite, one leg dangling off the edge, scrolling your phone while dressed in the tiniest pair of shorts and one of his shirts — not because you like him, but because it smells good and your own laundry was annoying you.

Sae’s watching you from across the room, shirt unbuttoned, expression unreadable.

“You’re here,” he says dryly, “so you clearly want something.”

You don’t even glance up. “Mm. Air conditioning. Yours works.. mine wasn't.”

He scoffs. “So that’s it? You show up, take over my couch, and ignore me?”

You tilt your head lazily, finally sparing him a glance. “You’re a man. You should be used to being ignored.”

His jaw tightens. He’s quiet for a beat too long, eyes narrowing just enough to make you smirk. You like poking at him. He always acts like he doesn’t care. But you know better.

You go back to your phone.

That’s when it happens.

Your phone’s snatched from your hand, flung somewhere behind him. His hands are already on you — one gripping your chin, the other sliding under your thighs as he pulls you to the edge of the couch.

“You really think I won’t fuck that attitude right out of you?” he says, low and threatening.

You smile. “you couldn't fuck an orgasm out of me even if you tried.”

He curses under his breath. His mouth crashes into yours, all teeth and frustration. You kiss him back only to bite his lip — not hard enough to hurt, just enough to provoke.

“Fucking brat,” he growls.

You gasp when he lifts you suddenly, dragging you into his lap on the bed. His hands are on your ass, grinding you against the bulge in his sweatpants, and your resolve starts to crack just a little.

Just a little.

His fingers push beneath your waistband and slide into your panties like he’s done it a hundred times. They slip between your folds, finding you already wet, and he laughs under his breath.

“So much for bored,” he says, voice laced with triumph.

“Body’s just reacting,” you whisper. “Doesn’t mean you’re good at anything.”

That’s it.

He shoves your shorts and panties down your thighs, fingers curling inside you while his thumb rubs sharp circles on your clit. You jerk, breath catching. He’s fucking ruthless with it — two... three fingers, deep and unforgiving, the heel of his palm pressing against you as his pace quickens.

“You still bored, sweetheart?” he hisses into your ear.

You try to answer. Try to bite back something smart. But your head tilts back when he crooks his fingers just right, hitting that spot inside you that makes your vision spark.

“C’mon,” he murmurs, licking the shell of your ear. “Thought you hated me?”

Your nails dig into his shoulders.

He knows he’s winning. You’re leaking onto his hand, riding his fingers like you forgot who was supposed to be in control. Your breath is shaky now, moans spilling out in gasps, your hips moving without permission.

“You talk like you’re better than every guy who wants you,” Sae speaks low, dragging his mouth down your throat. “But you're grinding on my hand like a fucking slut.”

You moan at the filth. You hate that it turns you on. That he turns you on.

“Say it,” he orders. “Say I’m not like them.”

You pant against his shoulder, desperate, dizzy. “Y-You’re still a man.”

He pulls his fingers out and slaps your pussy, sharp and wet. You yelp.

Then he’s pushing you onto your back, dragging your legs apart. He pulls his sweats down, cock flushed and hard, tip already leaking.

“You wanna play that game?” he whispers darkly. “Fine.”

He pushes in without warning.

Your eyes roll back.

He’s thick, deeper than you expected, and the stretch makes you cry out — but you don’t stop him. You wrap your legs around his waist, nails clawing his back as he drives into you harder.

“Still annoying?” he pants.

“Yes! ahh- fuck, sae!” you gasp, “—but at least you’re finally doing something useful!”

His hand wraps around your throat, not tight, just enough to pin you there as he fucks you into the mattress.

“You’ll be begging by the time I’m done.”

And honestly?

You might.

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A/n: haven't written for my bae, snow leopard, so i had to write sum for her

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