#brogatory

[post-cal]

@brogatory

This is not the smuppet pile you fell asleep in.

[turnstechgodhead]

as for brogatory status: im still working on it i just got burnt out bc of somehting stupid for the reversal event and i can't decide whether or not i should pause the event and continue the main plot and come back to swap au next anniversary or what

[turnstechgodhead]

happy anniversary guys, lets play swap/flipped au for a little!

Lil bastard ass camera.

Howdy.

M'names Dirk Strider. I build robots for a living.

If you're seeing this, we're probably both most likely dead. Dead as hell.

If you ain't, then I'm just talking to myself. Which ain't new.

"Love to hear myself talk"... Whatever, Ro.

This is my journal that I happen to be uploading to whatever constitutes as Ghost Internet.

So. I died. Slapped around by a suppressive sad fish woman and got killed by my own damn sword. Absolute mythical levels of ironic thematic bullshit right there.

Stuck in purgatory with some batshit feral version of my little brother-kid.

You know, the regular shit.

...

Jesus this is a stupid idea. Why'd I let her talk me into this? It ain't like Hal's around...

[hypochodriac]

tumblr.. tumblr please let me post gddmn

I don't want to talk abt the cogs.

anyway, this a!Dave design belongs to @turnstechgodhead featured on @brogatory :3

[0rphiichaze]

temptation.

very normal about @brogatory go check it out (17+ though, respect that or i will eat you. teehee)

[brogatory]

Happy fuckin pride you goddamn bastard

go fuck yourself.

Bet?

happy pride month @brogatory (please note cws and 17+)(older ones under cut bc i realized i never posted them LMAO

[davestaresatthesun]

Recent studies show that Snowshoe hares also eat meat, including flesh from their own species

Fanart for @brogatory [blog is 17+ yall should ABSOLUTELY check it out! :O] i am so so so normal about brogatory adave 0_0

Pieces separately, including un-deep fried text bits:

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

Directed at groan up Dirk.

Leans on wall* hey. You free Thursday.

“Heard I got some of y'all asking for me.”

[ You watch the man himself stand up from his seat to full height, looming over you as he's grabbing a microphone that was offered to him by… someone. The actual mod, probably? It's a very scary image but the original artist wasn't in the mood to draw him again, thus he was forced to be pure text now. That lazy fuck. ]

“But this is badly drawn baby dirk, can'tcha fuckin' read? It's gonna be back to the baby and that thing after this. So tone it. the fuck. down.”

[ Silently, you see Dirk (Bro?) look at the microphone, and then rub his eyes under his comically pointy shades with a tired sigh, before he returns his eyes back at you. ]

“But if for some reason you want more of me: you can go bother the sapling-sized artist that drew me, @reinabeestudio. Told me to tell ya it's gonna be mostly text like this though. 'If you like character assassination, my askbox is open. Please do specify if you're asking him a question tho,' she said.”

“Ya also got this one called @brogatory. My artist fuckin' loves that one, she doesn't shut the fuck up about it. Her brain is a mess, I hate it here. The Mod's dandy and will draw yer replies all fancy 'n shit. So go bother him too.” [ A hand taps him on the arm and gives him a little note before disappearing into the dark. He reads it aloud with a quirked up eyebrow and a flat tone. ] “Only if you're 17+, please. Whatever. Ya heard me.”

“I don't give a shit what y'all do, but stop asking for me here.”

[ Those are his last words before he drops the microphone, the room going dark before you can see or hear it hit the ground. When the lights come back on, you see the familiar robotic shades of Robro, holding the little one on his arms. Seems things were back to normal. ]

[ Written by @reinabeestudio ]

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@brogatory

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[forthechai]

If anyone's interested, check out @brogatory! They're an ask blog with this concept and it's pretty cool

Keep forgetting to post this

[turnstechgodhead]

if you're wondering where I am no you're not

[nerdragons-hoard]

Jason *to Percy*: Dero

(brogatory)

Percy *to Jason*: Bro (derogatory)

[0rphiichaze]

forgot to post these @brogatory wish the mod happy birthday

[semisenioritis-blog]

                              brogatory

          “ ... I’ve seen enough stuff in my life to believe in something as simple as ghosts. But, I don’t go out of my way to say ‘ I believe in ghosts. ‘ Why ? “

[brogatory]

[Smells like salt water]

@brogatory

This is not the smuppet pile you fell asleep in.

[brogatory]

Helloooooo, handsome. I hear you like robots. I happen to be a robot...perhaps we could go out together sometime? Stares up at you with my big sweet eyes

I don't fuck birds.