#but instead a shiny twink

[abstract-ostrich]

augh. One last drawing. Ough. How am I supposed to recover from this

[badkarma1998]

My first design concept for Tyyler, my scrawny confused aasimar barbarian

[nurse-floyd]

GIRL DAD NANDO (another lol) WHO'S DAUGHTER WANTS TO RIDE HORSES

Fic header by @papaya-twinks thank you love <3

I genuinely LOVE writing all the grid as horse girl dads, PLEASE send more!

When his daughter, Isabella, asked him if she could ride, he had to be honest with himself; he thought she meant karting at first. But when she laughed at him and told him, “No, Papa! Ponies! Can I pretty please learn to ride?” he couldn’t say no to her.

He began researching horse riding the very next day and learned everything he could. Fernando researched the closest stables, which ones had the best reviews, and which had the best ponies, because his daughter only deserved the best. He got her enrolled at a riding school the very next morning, and she had her first lesson that weekend.

He watched her smile grow as the stable hand fitted her with a helmet and boots. His heart was filled with joy and terror as he watched her climb on top of the huge horse they had tacked up and ready for her.

“Papa! Look!” she was giddy with joy as the instructor led her around the riding ring on the lead rope.

If you had asked him a few years ago if he thought he’d be spending his weekends at a riding stable instead of a karting ring, he’d have laughed, but he wouldn’t have it any other way.

After a few weeks, he knew there was no stopping her from continuing riding. The instructor told him she had natural talent, and she had learned how to ride around by herself and had even begun trotting by herself.

He knew Lando’s sister rode horses, and although he didn’t interact much with the young driver, he sent him a message to see if he could help with getting his daughter her very own helmet and boots. He had to convince Lando that, no, his daughter didn’t need his design on her helmet to match his sister Flo’s, but he did set her up with a shiny pink helmet and the best boots he could find.

After a few more months of riding and a conversation with his girlfriend, her mother, he had a surprise in store: her very own horse. He didn’t want to rush into it and again had Lando and Flo’s help, as well as some help from the instructor they’d all gotten to know over her time at the stables. After a month of searching, he narrowed it down to a few choices and sat down over breakfast with her.

“Bebita,” he kissed her head as he sat down at the breakfast table while she ate her cereal.

“Good morning, Papa,” she greeted back.

“So,” he began. He couldn’t help but smile as he got ready to tell her the news.

“You’re being silly, Papa,” she giggled.

“You’ve been enjoying horse riding?”

She nodded vigorously, “Yes! My instructor said I have been doing really well, and she said we can start learning to canter!”

He swallowed anxiously but kept up his smile, now knowing how his parents and girlfriend felt every time he drove around the track at 180 mph. “That’s wonderful news!” He matched her excitement. “So, bebita, Mommy and I have been thinking and were wondering if you would maybe like your own horse?”

The little girl couldn’t contain her excitement as she practically threw her chair back and launched herself into his arms. “Seriously, Papa? My own horse?”

He laughed as he held her tight, unable to stop smiling as she practically buzzed with excitement. “We can go and see the horses today, and if you like one, yes, bebita, you can get your very own horse!”

His little girl couldn’t contain her excitement as she practically shoveled down the rest of her cereal and sprinted upstairs to get ready.

When they pulled up to the ranch, a stable hand greeted them. Isabella’s eyes widened as she saw the row of stalls with horses lining either side. “We’ve got a variety of ponies and horses perfect for beginners and more experienced riders,” the stable hand showing them around explained, “Feel free to take your time and see if you feel a connection with any.”

Fernando watched with his wife as Isabella let go of his hand and went from stable to stable, stopping to talk to the horses and stroking their noses as they nuzzled into her.

After seeing a few of the ponies, she got to the next stall and stood still, her little mouth opened as she eyed the majestic black horse before her. He was larger than any of the others they’d seen with his glossy black coat and proud stance. His dark eyes stared at her with curiosity. She read the name on the stall: Diablo.

She held out her hand, and the horse gave it a sniff before letting out a snort and rubbing into her hand. Fernando could already see she’d fallen in love as the horse nuzzled into her side and bumped her hand looking for more affection.

As he came to her side, suddenly the horse looked even bigger; then he saw the nameplate on the stable door. “What about the little black and white pony we saw earlier, hmm? He looked very nice,” he tried to coax her into the kinder looking and smaller pony they’d seen.

“No, Papa. This is the one! He looks just like the one on the Ferrari cars!” She bounced excitedly.

His girlfriend squeezed his hand gently, grounding him. “If that’s the one she wants…”

With smiles and pleading from both his girls, he couldn’t say no.

The stable hand came over and smiled as he watched the interaction between Diablo and the small girl. The size difference was quite comical. “Don’t let his name fool you,” he said to Fernando as he saw the concern on his face, “He really is a wonderful horse. He’s gentle and well-trained.”

He looked at his daughter, who was happily talking with Diablo and stroking his nose. “I guess we’ll take Diablo.”

They completed the paperwork and made the arrangements for Diablo’s care and transfer to the stables where she rode. The bond between them was already evident, and it warmed his heart more than anything else to see his little girl happy.

[phantomphangphucker]

Phic Phight - The Royal, The Abducted, And The Baffled

For: @armed-with-knitting-needles @phantoms14 @ventisettestars and library_of_Cronos and the_crownless_queen and warvik

The FrightKnight has zero chill, Amity Parker’s -specially the A-Listers- have all the chill, and Danny just wants tochill but everyone is making that very hard to do. Anyway, he’s the high ghost king now and the biggest problem his goddamn bullies have with that is that his castle looks like shit.

Danny’s walking forwards steadily, stomping his feet a little and glaring ahead in annoyance. The FrightKnight spent nearly all of yesterday chasing him around and shouting about how he needed to ‘vanquish’ Pariah once and for and all and claim his ‘rightful place’, multiple people saw, Danny was not impressed. Especially because one of the people who saw that shit was Dash, hence why Dash and co have been following him around for the past half hour pestering him about ‘being so bad at being a Fenton that he couldn’t get a single ghost to leave him alone’. Which hey! Danny did get the guy to shove off, you know, by angrily stomping into Phantom’s Keep aka his current ghost zone lair, tearing open the sarcophagus, and just ramming the shit out of Pariah’s entire chest area with multiple weapons, of varying types, and sizes. The guy was ended, over, done with; not Danny’s problem anymore, or anyone else’s for that matter. Now the FrightKnight could shut the fuck up and leave Danny the fuck alone for, like, ten minutes at least.

But what does he get instead of peace? Why Dash of course! That’s what his luck is like. Ugh.

Dash snorting, “I bet the ghost of fear was following Fentailbone because he was just so fed up with how not scary he is even though he’s got spooky powers!”.

Kwan chuckling, “yeah! Even the Box Ghost can be scarier! You know, like that one time”.

How dare!

Paulina and Star snickering to each other. Paulina sounding sickly sweet, “or maybe he was trying to teach the boy how to dress, that ghost does know a thing or two about fashion clearly”, sounding like she’s talking to Star now, “like girl, have you seen how shiny his armour is? I would love if I could get my hair to have that kind of sheen”.

Dash snorting, “the only sheen Fenton’s got is coked up Charlie Sheen chic”.

Okay yes Danny’s fashion sense is dumpster inspired but RUDE!

Kwan groaning, “man that drama was so good, right?”. Everyone else in their stupid little group voicing their agreeances, which fine even Danny agrees that had being very interesting drama and sue him, he’s just as much of a gossip as any other self respecting ghost is.

Then, because of course, a ghost portal just opens up right beneath Danny’s feet, and the A-listers are close enough to him to get sucked in as well. Fun.

All of them landing on the hard tiled floor with an intricately well designed, but beaten down, red rug underneath them. Oh hey! This looks like the inside of his keep! That can’t possibly mean anything? Could it? COULD IT! Danny was going to end Frighty. Danny grumbling as he stands up and brushes off his pants, “I’m going to find you, you spooky motherfucker, and piss in your stupid little silly helmet”.

Everyone else groaning a little as they all scramble up, they’re not nearly as surprised or freaked out as a non-Amity Parker would expect them to be, after getting magicked into a weird beaten down castle and all. Amity Parker’s just weren’t weak like that, nowadays. Paulina holding her hands up to her chest and poking at the floor with one foot, “oh ew, this place is so totally run down. Why couldn’t I have fallen into a castle place that was pretty and sparkly?”. Star grabbing Paulina’s arm, “I know girl, look at all the weird creepy statues!”.

Dash grunting, smacking Kwan one on the back, “oh whatever, let’s just find this ghost whoever and beat the the shit outta them”, glaring at Danny, “ you just stay here, ya damn twink, and let the real men handle this”.

Danny turning to them slightly and glaring, “fuck you”. This place was technically Danny’s home so, no. He doesn’t feel like getting beaten up today, and Pariah was too stabbed through for anyone to be going and beating him up. Like, there is a such thing as over kill at a certain point.

Then the goddamn FrightKnight appears in a puff of spooky, ominous purple smoke. Everyone behind Danny yelping while the ghost bellows, “I HATH RETRIEVED YOUR GREATNESS, OH ALL MIGHTY KINGSBANE! IT IS TIME TO CLAIM YOUR THRONE! MY KING!”, and swings his sword to basically point it directly in between Danny’s eyes.

Danny… Danny wants to flying kick him square in the face. Immediately.

Dash sputtering a bit, “why are you shouting that at Fenturd?! Me or Paulina I’d get!”, turning on Danny, “who died and made you king!”.

Danny is passed the point of goddamn caring anymore. Fuck all of this. Fuck all of them. Fuck the FrightKnight’s hard on for making Danny more powerful and more kingly. Fuck this shitty ass ugly ass building. Fuck secret identities because this asshole just does not understand the concept, clearly. And also? Fuck subtlety.

Danny starts smacking at the ghosts sword wildly with both arms and hands. “Dude you suck, how do you have the worst situational awareness in all of existence, holy shit”, grumbling and aggressively stomping over to the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep, grabbing the edges, and violently tearing off the front; yeeting the front half into a wall dramatically. Danny gestures at Pariah’s spectral corpse, still littered with multiple different knives, and spears, and swords, and axes, some pencils, a butter knife or two, there’s even a tv remote Danny sharpened with some ecto-fire and an edge. Danny grinning manically and growling, “this motherfucker did, shit head”.

The group actually looks slightly freak out, the FrightKnight seeing that, gives Danny a little cheery thumbs up. Danny scowling at the ghost, “Frighty, I am so goddamn close to just busting into your area, eating all of your flooring, and cramming you back into your goddamn pumpkin. I’ll rename it the fucking timeout pumpkin!”.

The FrightKnight putting a hand to his chest, “but your majesty, I must stay by your side and they should know and fear your greatness!”.

“I’m not Pariah! I don’t actually want people terrified of me, man!”.

“All ghosts need fear, your highness!”.

“The flavour of fear that I like is the kind that comes from chaos and confusion, not terror!”, crossing his arms and huffing, “which to be fair”, nodding his head at the A-Listers who are all in varying stages of freaking out, “this is doing a fantastic job of causing so much confusion”. At the FrightKnight perking up and his hair fire waving more happily. “No, bad. Do not yank random people into my goddamn throne room! I don’t care if it makes the ‘good fear’! Go set a random stop sign on fire or get the head Observant drunk during a hearing or something, instead!”.

Dash throws his hands up, “what the Zone, Fenton!”, sticking his hands out at Danny and at the sarcophagus, “are you seriously trying to say, that you busted in here at some random point and stabbed goddamn Pariah fucking Dark in the core a bunch of times with random pointy shit! How did that happen?!?”, dropping his arms and blinking, sounding way calmer, “no really, how?”.

Kwan looking at Dash nodding, then Danny, “cool though, I guess”.

“No Kwan man, that’s Fenton, once a loser always a loser”.

Paulina actually shoves Dash a little, “king, or whatever, is automatically cool, Dash”.

“Heh, yeah I guess. I am the football king after all, and I’m the coolest”.

Danny blinking at them, speaking monotoned, “I like to take the speeder on random little zone trips sometimes, found this place, got creative”. Weak ass excuse but he does not care even slightly.

Star putting a hand on her hip, “well if you’re this places king or whatever why haven’t you spruced it up? This place looks dreadful”. Paulina going wide-eyed before instantly nodding, “dios mio! Definitely”, she immediately moves to stalk up to Danny, grab his arm, and start dragging him off, “if you’re going to be cool now then we are fixing this travesty”.

Danny just sputters disbelievingly while the entire A-lister group starts basically tearing the place apart. Trimming the frayed curtains, dumping water on overly dusty shit (he neither asks nor cares where they got the water from), shouting at him to fix his ‘ugly ass rugs’, Paulina even starts smacking the FrightKnight to get him to clean the super high up massive windows and tapestries.

Danny shouting, “HA!”, at the FrightKnight -who is just leaking tangy spicy confusion-based fear- while the ghost is forced by Star to rearrange the dinning hall to be symmetrical, her ranting the entire time about Pariah having the worst room design sense in the world.

Kwan’s off pointing at an accent stair step, utterly baffled why anyone would have that in their house or place or castle. He acquired a hammer at some point, Danny left him to that.

Dash was now raiding a random storage room for ‘more manly’ statues, while calling Pariah’s skull and bat statues tacky and thus pathetic. He even called The FrightKnight pathetic when the guy tried to defend the aesthetics of bats.

Star set what Danny assumed used to be Pariah’s bed on fire because it was a ‘travesty to all ghost kind’. Which yeah, thing was really ugly, lion themed for some reason, and shaped like a comma. Danny had to spend the next half hour making a new rocket ship themed bed out of ecto-constructs. Star deemed it childish but acceptable because of his ‘weird love of space’.

Then Paulina went and forced everyone to stitch tiny little stars into the bottoms of all of the tapestries. Danny bitched that he could have just made ecto-construct ones or something and she called him lazy. The A-listers nearly spent more time relentlessly mocking the FrightKnight for sucking at using a thread and needle. The guy was in armour, Danny doubted he could sew sweet dick all with armour covered fingers.

By the time Danny had managed to drag the group of humans to and through the little ghost portal connected to his Fenton Works bedroom that he had, the FrightKnight was left just standing, half sagged over, and physically shaking from bafflement and sheer concern. The guy looking at Danny, “there, there is something deeply wrong with your citizens”.

“Oh I’m well aware, Frighty, well aware”, snorting and crossing his arms, “honestly? These days I get more of that sweet sweet confused fear from the ghosts than the humans”. Everyone did just kinda go ‘ah not this shit again’ nowadays, rather than screaming in terror or fleeing like their lives depended on it.

The FrightKnight slightly shakes himself off, “well I’m glad to be of service and to your tastes, your highness”.

“Ew, you could have phrased that better”.

The ghost just gestures at the throne, so Danny sighs and does the thing that the goddamn personification of fear abducted him to do. Takes his rightful place on the High Ghost Kings throne; Frighty being more than eager to give him his crown.

Danny will bet money that if Dash and his buddies even tell anyone about this, whoever will just blink, then go ‘huh that’s neat. Guess Fenton’s cool now’, and go back to eating a sandwich or something. But hey, at least his lair looked nice now? Maybe that’ll get him to actually spend more time in the place…

End.

Prompts: Dash really shouldn't ask the question "Who died and made you king?" to Danny Fenton without knowing there's an actual answer to that. Reveal gone right. Everyone knows Danny has ghost powers. No one (or only the people who know in the show) knows he's Phantom After Danny defeats Pariah Dark, Fright Knight becomes loyal to him, and the knight doesn’t seem to grasp the concept of a secret identity. Shenanigans and ghost politics ensue Ghosts feed on fear produced by the living. Some ghosts arent picky about the flavor, some are. Danny is not exempt despite his halfa status. And it might not bother him all that much. (Horror and/or fluff encouraged) Danny surprisingly gets good advice from an unlikely source

[the-shiftshop]

I’d love to go back and redo my 20s as a cute, insatiably horny twink. I also wouldn’t mind seeing life from the perspective of someone who isn’t white. And since I’d like to become a pro at giving it, I’ll call heads ;)

Heads.

Whispers bloomed from the coin, followed this time with a long strobe note that sounded like string instruments instead of the mocking laughter in the first wishes.

The sender, mybois2, has just been waking up from last night's hook up when he suddenly felt a buzzing feeling slowly enveloping his body. He started moving his hands all over his slowly changing skin, feeling an insatiable hunger for something. He tries not to moan, in worry that he'll wake up the man comfortably sleeping beside him.

Slowly, his body began to change. His hands seemed like they were molding his flesh like clay, pushing all the muscles and fat back in, eventually thinning, making him look skinnier than usual. His skin changes its natural pale white hue as it darkens, giving him a more golden tan, much like a freshly baked bread.

His face followed next. Although his eyes remained closed, they changed their color to a much darker brown, while also changing his eye shape to a much smaller pointy look. His hair followed suit as they matched with his eye color, giving him new shiny dark brown locks. His lips, once thin, plumped up thicker to help give more pleasure when giving head.

Speaking of pleasure, his already hard cock from the arousal he's feeling all throughout the whole transformation started growing smaller, changing its shape as they shrink 2 inches smaller than usual, followed by his balls shrinking and producing less testosterone that then used to.

Years appear to slowly disappear one by one as he gets younger every second. His callouses thinning, his wrinkles softening, body hair disappearing except from his pubes until finally he's back to his 20s.

Feeling all the adrenaline brought back by his sudden youth, he got up and sat on top of his last night's partner's crotch, grinding his ass to wake him up.

"Good morning, baby" the man opens his eyes to meet the twink he remember that he was fucking last night, already doing his work to on his cock.

"Fuck me again like last night. I wasn't paying attention." The new Asian twink dives in for a kiss.

[crepey-pastries]

Is there any way we can see your take on the creeps' sexualities?

Yeah, sure, why not it'll be fun :] (Though I warn you they might all be Bi because I like the idea they swing both ways >:D )

Jeff: Straight/Closeted ( It's a toss-up; Jeff's always read as more straight to me but I can see him being one of those bros whose homophobic cause hes in the closet. Jeff's one awkward 7 minutes in Heaven Round from finding this out (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) )

Jane: Lesbian (It's a given. Jane's seen how other CrP live and given she wants to take Jeff down I imagine she leans towards women. She SO would get married and adopt a bunch of kids coded ♡ )

Liu: Gay but still experimenting (I've thought about it, but Liu gives me femboy/twink vibes, and I imagine while he can do girls, he opens up more to guys. Only Jeff knows this about him.)

Nina: Bi but leans towards Straight (If sexuality is a spectrum, Nina CAN kiss girls, but she prefers guys. A fangirl who grew up loving twilight is gonna be a fangirl and she probably wants to always be the Fem/Subby partner instead.)

Eyeless Jack: Bi leans towards Men a bit more (So I've mentioned this in a post but I imagine EJ likes eating women more or wouldn't take females seriously. You have a stronger chance forming a relationship with him if you're a boy but as a girl you gotta work for his attention. Doesn't help his instincts go wild with women so I imagine to feel like he has control of himself, he leans towards guys a bit more.)

Kate: Ace or Demi (Kate didn't become a Top Proxy having dalliances. But I imagine it depends, when she feels more human, she leans towards being open to a relationship with men or women, BUT when she's a proxy and hunting, then she doesn't feel that sexual attraction. Kate is definitely a feel first person and getting her is like catching a shiny mew. Just ain't possible.)

Hoodie: BISEXUAL (I'll die on the Hill Hoodie's Bi. Man can pull anyone if he sets his mind to it, and the only reason he ain't between your legs is cause he's busy. MM.)

Masky: Demi-Bisexual (He's more casual about it. Tim's a man that loves hard and deep but he has a wall to protect his tender ass heart. He doesn't care about sex/gender because if he loves you. He loves you.)

Ticci Toby: Bisexual leans more to Women (I feel like Toby doesn't care/goes both ways. A hole is a hole, BUT given his home life and what little he can recall, Women have an easier time with him than Guys. Remember he was raised with a loving mother and sister, hes going to crave that maternal attention and feminine energy BUT He's probably also in the closet since he was raised in an environment where he can't express himself. He's definitely Closeted. A sweet guy could get him BUT it'll be a tougher battle since he had to bottle up that part of himself for the longest time.)

Clockwork: Bisexual now leaning towards Women ( Clockwork's interesting because I think like Toby she was raised in an environment that didn't let her express herself, so she was Closeted. If I recall in her story, she DID have a boyfriend who broke up with her cause he's an art hater lol- Then she dated Toby- And like I can see her trying for the longest time to justify to herself she was straight. Hell, she probably was mean to a lot of female crerpypastas/proxies because of it. But I think eventually as she grew up and broke up with Toby and started to look inwards, she realized it was internalized homophobia and she does like girls. Now she's trying to fumble and flirt even if shes bad at it :) )

X Virus: Asexual. (Idk anything about him he'd probably get shocked if his dick got hard all of a sudden he seems like the type to overthink why he got hard. He doesn't know, and he probably doesn't want to know. He's not good with these things.)

Bloody Painter: Bisexual but Pretentious About It/In a Crisis (Lol, I'm kidding. But realistically, I see BP floating both ways, but I imagine with women hes condescending to them. I've heard in his story he was forced to act like a girl, and I imagine to compensate, it made him look down on women because he was just opposed to it. I imagine his attraction to guys shock him, and he HATES it, but he can't help it. Everything is so complicated. Plus, I imagine with a guy he's more demure and flirty, while with women, he's straight up dismissive.)

Judge Angels: Straight. ( I mean, I see her as the youngest, but she's definitely straight, and she gives me vibes she has internalized misogyny so to her it makes sense and she doesn't quite get why the other fem killers would go both ways. She'll get there eventually, but she definitely idolized Carrie from Sex and the City, and it shows.)

Nurse Ann: Asexual-Straight. (I have to imagine her as asexual because ain't nobody gonna slip into her zombie pussy- Ew. But I imagine she's lowkey a romantic and does want some guy to sweep her franken-ass off her feet. She's waiting for it hehe!)

Zero: Bisexual. (I imagine Zero is the most casual about it like she tried guys and tried girls, realized both are fun and ran with it. Thank God there was no crisis there lol.)

Anyways I didn't include Ben cause I'm pretty sure he's a ghost and ghosts like him have their own thing going on, but hope this answers.

If you have any questions, lemme know! 💖

[jsabtdfandtsoec]

The blue twink from that one shitpost drawing

Yeah his design is inspired by shadow milk cookie, heavily inspired, originally I was gonna make him have a "dumbass" sticky note on his head instead of that eye thingy, but then remembered OG!cyan already have that so I decided to go with the eye thingy, so shiny so stroooonggg, his not gonna be added to the crk x jsab au, only the new other au I'm making

[cilil]

Day 7: Gothmog/Eönwë | Friendship & Romance

AN: Just a collection of random cute headcanons for these two and their dynamic :3

✧˖° Characters: Eönwë, Gothmog ✧˖° Pairing: Firebird (Gothmog x Eönwë) ✧˖° Headcanons

› Eönwë's preferred humanoid fána is roughly the size of an Elf (a bit bigger), which makes him about... (drum roll) half the size of a Balrog! Even when fluffed up in righteous anger, he looks like a tiny little twink next to Gothmog.

› Due to not being an avian Ainu himself nor being around them much, Gothmog had no concept of what feathers are when he saw Eönwë for the first time and proceeded to describe them as "bird leaves" to the other Balrogs. When they finally properly talked ages later, Eönwë was very confused what the hell Gothmog was talking about whenever he brought up "those fluffy bird leaves". Eönwë's complaint that birds and trees are very different things was countered with "but they're both flammable" by Gothmog.

› Gothmog greatly enjoys playing with and preening Eönwë's plumage, using his claws to do so. Eönwë wants to return the favor, but doesn't know how exactly Balrogs even preen, so he polishes crystalline parts of his fána instead.

› Eönwë loves eating, a bit of a guilty pleasure of his because Ainur don't need food and are generally supposed to leave it for the Children. Gothmog has no such qualms, so he hunts for him and feeds him, saying that since he caught the prey anyway, they shouldn't waste it. Both of them enjoy hunting, but typically don't hunt together due to some... disagreements regarding what is and isn't appropriate prey.

› To honor and appreciate Eönwë's prowess as a raptor anyway, Gothmog eats everything he's given in return. This includes the times when what he was given was not necessarily food, but Balrogs have no problems with that.

› Eönwë sometimes spars with Gothmog. They both know that the respective other is resilient enough to have a proper fight - something Eönwë has to be careful with whenever he spars with his Elven companions in particular - and appreciate the opportunity.

› Gothmog knows that, when it comes down to it, Eönwë is the better warrior in terms of raw skill, even if he, as a Balrog, is physically a lot stronger. He's not ashamed to admit it, though keeps his mouth shut around Melkor and Mairon.

› Eönwë and Gothmog can't bathe together since Gothmog hates water and Eönwë isn't fully fireproof. They need separate tubs/pools. Gothmog will (re)heat the water, though.

› While cuddling, Eönwë loves to tuck himself under that big heavy Balrog head and wing hugs Gothmog (shout out to @i-did-not-mean-to❤️).

› While Eönwë grows winter plumage to deal with the temperature on Taniquetil, Gothmog prefers to hibernate - with or without cold weather, Balrogs just love to sleep when they're not fighting. During these hibernation periods, Eönwë sometimes sneaks him some hot soup or shiny things to make sure he's alright and resting well.

› They mutually agree not to argue about morals and allegiances too much, but Eönwë will complain whenever Gothmog talks shit about Elves and makes jokes about his Noldor kill streak.

Thanks for reading! ♡

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[fandomfluffandfuck]

hi.

omega twink Bucky who bakes big alpha Steve doughnuts but glazes them with his slick. Steve just takes a bite out of one and is like:

“Sweetheart what’s in these?”

and Bucky just pauses and says sweetly “My slick, Daddy.”

that’s all.

bye now.

Hey!

What a fun idea, lmao 😏

First: okay, but you know that in the omegaverse, there is a whole new version of the cursed culinary experience of semenology that's instead of semen slick-based cocktails. Like. You can try to change my mind but you won't. It exists in the omegaverse. Absolutely.

Second: I immediately saw said glazed donuts as strawberry glazed donuts in my mind. Like, normal sweet donuts that have glaze that's pretty and pink and shiny, sparkly. Almost like pink lip gloss? I don't know why, but that's what my mind came up with. (Although, classic glazed donuts might be ideal because the glaze already has a vague cum vibe and I imagine slick to be similar... 👀)

Third: I feel like Steve would have one of two reactions to this. Either (a) Steve would growl without thinking about it, a purely instinctual sound that comes from deep in his chest, and end up devouring the damn donut in the most pornographic way with lots of obscene licking of the donut as well as his fingers once he's polished off rhe donut itself and stupidly lewd noises all the while, having a food-gasm or (b) Steve would safely set the donut aside--Bucky worked hard on them, he knows, he doesn't want to ruin even one of the sweete--and prowl toward his omega, rumbling, "if you wanted alpha to eat your slick, all you had to do was ask, honey." Bucky is stunned either way. He didn't think this through. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. All he thought about was the naughtiness of it. The preening of having something to feed his alpha once he was done baking. He didn't think about the torture of watching Steve eat it or the torture of Steve wanting to eat him.

This would be longer, but I'm not taking requests right now--I'm in college, and it eats all my time, lol.

[strawberry-bubbatea]

🍓's been thinking about Taz Skylar. Truly head empty , no thoughts but Taz Skylar moment. She likes his Sanji , really really like it a lot. But she also likes how down to earth he is. How dedicated he is to playing a role. How modest he is.

Everyone knows this by now , of course , but he learnt professional cooking and kickboxing to get into his role as Sanji , DOES kickboxing now as a hobby , is great with his younger co-star (see: Iñaki) , reliable , funny , charming.

🍓 is very enamoured with what he has shown us thus far. She is looking forward to watching more of him. Not just in OPLA but also in other films and series!

🍓 has been trying to find a place to watch his other shows (Villain , The Kill Team and The Reserves) to no luck yet but they are also really excited up his upcoming movie 'Gassed Up' !

🍓 would like to add a disclaimer that this is not a celebrity crush situation of 'oh I want to marry them!' kind of thing and instead a 'someday I'd want to be able to be like him' (in terms of traits she would like). She genuinely likes his acting and dedication and would love to see his (as well as the other cast members') other works and series¹!

¹ - 🍓 has watched 3 Japanese films Mackenyu is in without knowing he's in it/that's him… because of one of them , she has taken to calling him a 'Shiny Twink' (affectionate).

1. Kamen Rider Drive: Surprise Future - Tomari Eiji (the reason for the nickname)

2. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable Chapter I - Nijimura Okuyasu

3. Code Blue: The Movie - Kishida Akio

🍓 recommends the series Code Blue btw!! 山P stars as one of the main fellow/Doctor for the series!

[sodachalice]

Evans clothes - not too different than Castles, but in a more genuine emo older brother way. Instead of focusing on the shiny glittery twink femboy aesthetic from early 2016s he focuses on the xbox shitty rodrick rigby stoner alcoholic dropout brother shit, probably because that's who he is. Huge, huge pants, flannel hoodies (or flannels over hoodies), baseball caps, smeary guyliner, minimal jewelry. He's emo tangentially, it's just by circumstance, but it's not really a choice hes actively putting effort into- his nails are just Naturally black. his eyes are just Naturally lined. Straight up just looks like a mix of Ticci Toby and Evan Myers. Theres no denying that

Ninas clothes - Amy Wong from Futurama. Teenage/Young adult pink and girly with just the smallest sense of edge. Occasionally dresses older, with tight black tank tops or slip dresses, or crop tops with either shorts or a skirt, and leg warmers. Sort of early 2000s older sister vibes.

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Photographer!Calum Masterlist

If Hollywood Could See Me Now (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke T, 2k

Summary: Michael is an actor, and so is Luke. Calum is a photographer and Ashton is a hair stylist. Michael and Luke gets together, and no one notices.

if life's a game of inches, how did you get miles away? (ao3) - acetominophen N/R, 2k

Summary: "I don't know, Mike." That was the absolute truth, too. He didn't know what was wrong. "I'm not doing good."

"I know." Michael responded. He was quiet— it was unusual. "Why don't you come sit out here with me and we will talk through it."

Muse (ao3) - moonbands calum/ashton N/R, 6k

Summary: Calum gets assigned a project to take photos of a stranger and get to know them to be able to tell their story. Calum chooses Ashton, the angel-like painter that never has his clothes free from paint.

Polariod (ao3) - FxckHood luke/calum G, 1k

Summary: Calum used to take photos of beautiful things around him to later look and admire them. When he meets Luke , he decides to take photos of him instead.

Promise (ao3) - boomercal calum/ashton, sierra/luke, michael/crystal, calum/ofc M, 121k

Summary: Live music photographer Calum does one favour for a friend (filling in last minute for a show), and his life changes for good. Finding his muse, world-famous pop/rock sensation Ashton Irwin. He thinks once the shows are over, he can pack it in and forget all about it, but a Google search and a phone call set him up on a North American tour where he'll see the man every day... Too bad his Google search revealed the man of his every fantasy has a purity pact with God. So what's a..promiscuous young man to do? Repress it? Sure, that'll work.

Roommates Suck (ao3) - orphan_account calum/ashton M, 15k

Summary: Calum, Luke, and Michael were as close as close could be then Michael moves out to Los Angeles to be closer to his girlfriend, leaving Calum and Luke alone. The two find their way and seem to be thriving as a twosome- until Luke gets engaged and moves in with his fiancee. Calum feels abandoned and suddenly Ashton is in his life. Calum finds himself living with Ashton and as their relationship blossoms, they find themselves helping fix unfortunate events.

stained hearts (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 28k

Summary: “I’m not really looking for a serious relationship right now.”

Okay. That’s okay. Good, even. Get to know each other before they get in too deep.

“But I liked spending time with you and I liked having sex with you and I’d like to do it again.” Luke squeezes Calum’s hand, pulling Calum’s gaze to his face. He’s smiling softly, eyes illuminated by the sun, starbursts in his pupils and shadows of his curls in perfect spirals on his shoulders. “If you want.”

Casual. Sure. Calum can do casual.

“I want.”

there's a song in my heart, i feel like i belong (ao3) - orphan_account michael/calum/ashton M, 8k

Summary: the one where michael is dragged to a party by luke then ends up having sex with both of the hosts.

twink boy bottom erotica. (ao3) - badomensbaby luke/calum E, 13k

Summary: in which luke agrees to be calum's model for his photography project.

Unlearn (ao3) - creepingcamethenight luke/calum M, 58k

Summary: “How do you do it?”, he asked Luke, already losing his breath.

“What?”, he smiled, head tilted.

“This”, Calum looked around, the lights leaving traces in his vision as Luke made him spin around himself, earning a cheer from Sierra and Crystal, “carelessly dancing in the middle of the sidewalk.”

“The night is my friend”, Luke just said with a thoughtful smile before he continued singing. —— 24-year-old broke college student Luke is dragged into a model job by his friends to make some extra money. Sadly he has a rough start there with the business’ photographer Calum over a small Monday morning mishap.

When they overcome their troubles Calum realizes there is something deeper behind his shiny blue eyes and half smiles. Luke Hemmings is keeping secrets, but instead of running away, like he usually does, Calum is drawn to him like ocean waves.

or: two idiots with issues

we can watch the snow fall forever and ever (ao3) - lifewasradical luke/calum G, 11k

Summary: “Here, you got the last one. Enjoy,” Luke smiles, handing Calum the bag over the register. Calum’s eyes light up, taking the wrapped pastry from Luke. “I thought you said you were all out of everything?” Calum asks, tilting his head to the side. 

“I’m full of surprises,” Luke quips, biting at his lip.

Or, Luke and Ashton open a coffee shop, and Calum is Luke's favorite customer

where we've been a thousand times (ao3) - lifewasradical luke/calum T, 3k

Summary: “Luke?” Calum calls gently, worried that he’s going to scare Luke shitless.

Which of course is exactly what happens. Luke startles so greatly by the sudden presence that he drops the bowl to the ground, spilling whatever batter he had been working on all over the floor. “Fuck!” he yells, hopping back a foot or so to avoid the metal bowl landing on his toes.

Or, Calum wakes up and Luke isn't there.

[cry-stars]

Hi! Would you answer Eraser for any of your OCs, as well as Film?

Eraser: what's one way this character has changed over time? Either over the course of their story, or over the course of designing them as an author.

Film: Which one of your fics do you think would work best if turned into a movie? Who would direct it?

Hi! Thank you so much!! This is so long aah...

Eraser: what's one way this character has changed over time? Either over the course of their story, or over the course of designing them as an author.

I’ve been thinking a lot about my Caine family OCs lately so I’ll answer for them! This isn’t just one way fdjkhhjk it’s kind of just an overview of how they changed.

CJ Caine was the first one to exist, and was originally based off a one-time character from the 2000s Astro Boy anime with the same name (different last name spelling), but is usually about 30 years old when I write her instead of a child like the anime character. CJ was a teenager when I first came up with her and was a bratty rich girl living in the Astro Boy universe. She eventually became so different from the Astro Boy character that I wanted to make her into my own OC and make her the CEO of a robotics company. She then became the daughter of the CEO and has to now try to establish herself outside of her dad’s company/find her own place in it. CJ used to be a very one-dimensional rich girl, and she still is in a way, but got to become more responsible after stealing (!) and then adopting a robot child. She gets to understand the struggles of being a parent and become closer to her dad through that, but also gets to make her choices of how to be a different and better parent.

Onyx is CJ’s dad, and was originally just going to be a nameless dead dad character who was a horrible dad to CJ and affected her development into a functioning adult haha. As I was figuring out CJ’s story, I started wanting her dad to be alive and for her to have a complicated relationship with him. Onyx’s mistreatment of CJ was originally more of harsh criticism and belittlement, but it’s now more related to smothering her (and alternately ignoring/neglecting her during bouts of depression) and not giving her the chance to develop her own skills or a secure attachment to him. 

Onyx used to be very cruel and cold when I first started writing him but became a ditzy and cute old man fdhjkhhk although he still has a greedy streak (especially for shiny things). He also became very naive and easily manipulated, and becomes extremely deeply attached to anybody who he loves, including his sibling, his daughter (although less with her since he learned his lesson being a bad "parent" to Pearl), his ex-wife, and to Shirley who is my best friend’s character and who I ship Onyx with. Onyx went from being a nameless dead dad to becoming one of the easiest of my OCs for me to write.  Pearl is my newest Caine family OC but has already changed a lot since making her. I’d been wanting Onyx to have a sister for a long time and toyed with ideas about his sister being dead or completely absent from the story. Eventually I settled on her having once been close with him, but leaving home because of an argument. She was also going to be about 10 years younger than him, but I think they are a bit closer in age now (closer to five years) just because of timeline issues. I wanted them to have a big age gap though and to have an odd mix between a parental and friend/sibling relationship.  Pearl was always very quiet especially compared to Onyx, but she has a scary vengeful streak that I didn’t realize she had before writing her! She’s also “officially” bigender now; I was very unsure for her but I think I’ve settled with that. I usually use she/her for Pearl mostly because i originally thought of her as a little sister + i don’t think she really cares, but she’s a little brother too. I also originally wanted her to be an “annoying twink lesbian” dfhkjjkhf but she’s very quiet and not too annoying and isn’t necessarily a lesbian now (maybe aromantic + bi or lesbian if i had to decide right now).

Film: Which one of your fics do you think would work best if turned into a movie? Who would direct it?

Honestly I don’t watch a lot of movies or know many directors, so I’m not sure about the second question. But I think my long planned Clora story “Good Enough” would make a good movie even though I’ve only got two chapters done so far dfkjhfd… I played a lot with lighting and atmosphere in the parts that I have written, and I had big plans for “visual” symbolism that I would have loved to see with my own eyes.

[goldenfox3]

Once again probably none of you will know what the FUCK I'm talking about but I just bought my second Ryu fandragon and he's triple vermilion bc Suzaku is the Vermilion Bird and Ryu is. Him. Bc dragon lmao. And I have this beautiful "the phoenix's wedding" skin to put on him and also I can crowbar transness in too. This was a female Wildclaw and now I applied a silhouette scroll to make it change portraits to the male one. Fucking party rock time!!! I'd been vaguely wondering if I should try to breed a Ryu with a hatch date on his actual birthday in July but this one was born literally the day after I finished Shelter so. It works!!! The scene in the bg is the Thunderhead Savanna bc that's where he went hunting for Andy in Shelter :') He is naked rn but that's fine his skin is so beautiful he can go streaking around if he wants (single tear).

Other Ryu dragon's skin is "Chosen" (lol). The colours still include vermilion and are a bit closer to how I actually imagine him being coloured but alas he is shadow instead of fire bc I wasn't as strict about my fandragons lining up perfectly back then.

Idk if it's because new Ryu is still so young but he is TINY for a Wildclaw LMAO like normally the females are supposedly a bit bigger than the males but as you can see from my other Ryu screenshot that's not the case here. I'll see if he grows any bigger as time passes...

The Falcons also get screenshots. I have two because of course. Both of their scenes are Port Town. I think I've mentioned this a million times but idc. The skydancer is the one I acquired first and have already posted about lots here. I don't know why I bred him way back then lmao I normally don't make my fandragons have children...Skydancer is mostly for the starry accent he's wearing and Jody is also an SD but I don't think SD fits either of them the best breedwise. Andy as you know is a Guardian through and through and Jody I could see as a Guardian or a Ridgeback...the big intimidating ones lol. Blue falcon primary would be more fitting but blue metallic looks really nice like car-shiny...is this prettyboy twink dragon Andy...

The Guardian Falcon I made into game Falcon because he's fire element instead of lightning...but he has the April 10 bday. He's also a Guardian with the blue falcon prim. Also as you can see he is fucking enormous compared to the others lmaooo. I still don't know whether to keep him as game Falcon or to just give up and accept his fate of being a second Andy Falcon in like. Full Falcon mode since the SD one is Falcon and Bart (and Andy) rolled into one outfit. The only thing that gets me is the fire element but I guess if this is a dragon representing his disguise/hero persona it doesn't matter as much that I think his innate element is lightning...then I would have to find another game Falcon dragon AND still try breeding for the "undisguised" Guardian Bart/Andy (ginger/ginger/crimson, ginger because it gives a warm brown colour like his hair here and crimson bc. Falcon's crimson flower ep). I don't know if I should try to hatch him on April 10 or just ignore the birth date.....if I don't get the right colours I'll have to wait another year......and then........I would have 3 Andy fandragons.......LMAO........

[spocktogo]

Captain's Log Stardate Ep. 22

another time travel episode..? they do know how to treat me right.

sulu gets to play mr crazy man again! love that for him

ever since i found out that most of the effects are 'modern' and not original in the netflix version ive been a bit upset by them. because they are also Very Ugly good lord we shouldve waited for some more computing power before deciding that that was a good idea. now wed be able to render a convincing flyby shot... but ok. i will just have to get the dvd box set at some point.

yes yes YES oh my GOD its silly little costume time !!!!

baby girl. baby. princess.

ok everybody is a little whack down on this funny planet and still mr spock stands out by wearing this damn Cape. king but why?

willy shatner in that suit you woulda made a fine james bond. my word.

very nice it seems to be both silly little costume and social commentary episode time. love that for me personally very excited to meet Landru. hes like a computer of some kind? but commentary about coercion and the power of disobedience is just chefs kiss

landru is again a twink in a shiny bedsheet. they didnt even iron it before hanging it onto him

this flyby shot looked good. how is jim narrating a captains log rn tho?

spocks look of barely concealed horror and disappointment and sadness when he saw that they had gotten jim as well (whom he believes to be indestructible). :( now it is his turn.

ah very nice. marplon saves the day :)

not the prime directive. this is actually the First time it is mentioned! in episode 22! must be very prime obviously

dvshsv spock has taken off the cape.

i now know why he had it on bc otherwise jim would not be saving this world but instead [censor beeps]

spock very thinly veiledly saying 'wow jim when will you take me (a computer) apart like you did that computer just now?' and jim just giving the biggest heart eyes. no one in the galaxy does it like these two

[normystical]

LOL realest actually

i want to draw him in his ex form with him so bad but thatd imply undertale universe and they kinda need this relationship more in dr than ut yk? tho i do wonder,, if i could manage to make a new design for mettaton where hes built in deltarune instead,, tho idk how itd work, especially since i didnt finish the game. but if he asked alphys, i mean, she seems to live in an alley for some reason now??? so i think if anything hed be made more of scrap metal than shiny pink round parts yk? but idk the details. tho more realistically hed be more like a box than a humanoid. which is a shame bc i want not only my twink x bear yaoi but also my "this is a full-on humanoid person who is clearly objectum and doesnt know his tv boyfriend is even alive and does noy even care" yaoi. like. i like the idea of mettaton ex and light world tenna bc it makes it more glaringly obvious that this is just a full on person in love with a tv,,,

mettaton has a crush on asgore it seems??? bro??? would homosexuality fix the weirdo creep who can't get over his ex 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Perhaps??/j

Honestly, I'll ship Asgore with any character who isnt Toriel just so he'll leave Toriel alone./j