#but yknow. headcanons vary

[synthwayve]

Thinks about Micolash and Laurence’s rivalry that never strays from the confines of academic snark or the occasional jab despite their shared ambition(and possibly also just accompanying a general friendship they could have had since they worked together at some point. Idk I’m a softie. Sue me.) eventually involving into a full on intellectual divorce. Cries. Explodes. 72 casualties.

[cerealmonster15]

AND ANOTHER THING [waiting for stuff to load, left alone to think about Characters™️] I don’t think this is a hot take or nothin bc I think I’ve seen other people and posts say this same thing and maybe I’ve also already said it and forgotten lol. Or maybe I just think about it a lot idr. But like [puts my chin in my hands] ships right. I feel like there’s so much overlap w/ friendship and romantic shipping. Or like. To me there is!!!! to the point of like. Knowing when to or to not “tag the ship” is sometimes stressful lol bc sometimes the situation is literally just “characters r hanging out. Characters r standing in frame together” and it’s not inherently romantic shippy so ppl that don’t vibe with the ship could appreciate it just as it is. But then people that do like the ship would probably want to see it. Bc they like seeing The Characters in situations together. That’s how I feel at least. But there aren’t really many ways to tag like “I’m lookin for these guys hanging out but it doesn’t have to be romantic” I mean ao3 has the & tagging thing so that’s cool. But what about the tumblr….

And also!!!!!!!! Sometimes stuff gets decisive when you’re looking at canon scenes. Like a scene with The Characters doing fuckin what ever. And shippers will see it and be like “evidence of my ship” and non ship enjoyers will be like “this is not evidence of ship this can be perfectly platonic” and I do think they can both be right (I mean i guess it depends lol but the vague situations in my brain are multi functional) like. I do fear sometimes ppl forget art can have multiple valid interpretations 🤔 like maybe the situation scene wasn’t inherently romantic but it did demonstrate a bonding moment or moment of care, which is supplemental to the ship. But it also doesn’t have to be bc platonic love and care is real and a beautiful thing as well. Maybe it’s both. Maybe it’s neither. What ever man. Do I sound like a centralist about shipping HAHDBFNFBN

I don’t know man sometimes I just see two characters and I like the vibe they have together and I wanna see more of them and I don’t really care if it’s romantic or not but the easiest way to find Characters Together is ship tag…. I think interpreting relationships in many flavors can be fun….

[nyx-bait]

Personally I think you can consume the content just fine. Bizly and Charlie weren't ever specifically mentioned in the thread, but still were all addressed communally. Consuming the content doesn't make you a bad person. Refusing to support them and give them money until they've acknowledged it and sworn to do better seems to be the plan.

I appreciate the insight. I just tend to live blog the stuff I'm watching to my friends who enjoyed the content and I wasn't sure if it'd be shitty to do that. I also just have been burned by content creators before and was hopeful Slimecicle's stuff was just good fun.

I do think so much of this could have been avoided if they just let people headcanon what they wanted. Like they're four white guys, I'm not expecting a ton of representation. But Grizzly saying he wants to be inclusive and then not listening to marginalized fans is just hypocritical. I hope this gets sorted out and there's an addressing of this that's actually proper.

[skyfcx]

     No but seriously, headcanon post that branches into another headcanon post just for the sake of emphasis. He despises people like the Zeti.

     Give being good even the slightest bit half-decent a chance, he actually dares you. And he doesn't wanna hear that 'it's in the Zeti's nature to be bad' garbage. He'd like to introduce you to one E-Series robot named E-102 Gamma. You're being beaten out by a machine made of steel built to seek and destroy whatever target it's being pointed at. He grew a heart from nothing while you were born with one and still refuse to use it.

     You literally just don't want to be nice. You're just mean. Suffer and agonize.

[burstinn]

Male reader with absolutely Fucking Huge Tits.

(headcanons!)

People shown: Soap, Gaz, Ghost, Price, Keegan, König, Horangi, Graves, Alejandro, Rudy

I felt silly I was high and it's funny jwjsjsnsw ew endnsndndnd.

Didn't think my first post would get that much attention but.. Anyways.. Yay?

You have fucking big moobs.. Huge male tits.. Fucking succulent ass Cherries

You are a guy. And lucky for you, You have the most plump, ungodly monumental tremendous tits ever. Ofcourse you had the build to support your huge tits.. But your tits were the most eye catching.

When you first joined 141 or Kortac or whateevveer....Man holy shit they went fuckin wild. Like they weren't even trying to hide that they were blatantly looking at your capacious boobs.

Soap

- he was the first to yell like some Scottish words for Holy shit when you landed out from the Heli showing off your stupendous balloons

- he would be the first to be staring with no shame

-he would also be the first to ask if he could squeeze them.

-he would ask you how the hell you got your mighty melons. And he would ask you if it's possible for you to lactate.

- idk he'd bark..

- if you were to sex. He would lick, slurp your hoo Haas

-Would see if he can make you lactate

-makes you wear a bra. Freaky

- continues to play with your dongdongs after your very amazing activity gently

Gaz

- His eyes went wide.. Probably did the shocked guy face with hands on his head when he saw you

- face red no eye contact trying to not look at your mammoth sized Quadruple D breasts

- secretly staring but it's so obvious he's staring especially when your running laps.. Yknow yknow boobie flaps go up and down Fr fr

- one day when you guys were alone together he probably went down on his knees.. Begging to let him touch and squeeze your boobies.

-If you were to do the devils tango.. Also bite marks.. And licks.. More gently but desperately.

Ghost

- eyes wide under mask. Is confused how a dude could get those unwieldy lofty ass TITTS.

- also secretly staring. Less to zero obviousness.

- wants to ask as well to touch your bazongas but he's to scared.

- you caught him staring once and he immediately looks away. So like the amazing man you are you asked him if he wants to hold your tatas.

-he nodded obviously.

-you doing the nasty? He's rough. No mercy to idk your whole body. Especially your gazongals.

-boob fucking.

-bruises hickeys bites everywhere. Mostly on your GadonkGadonks.

- he would bury his head on the middle of your Tits... It's like a pillow.

Price

- Suprised and impressed. Idk why he's still shocked everytime he sees you walking around

- looking sometimes. But more respectful

-you need too ask him first if he wants to hold your beach balls.

- if you do wrestling in bed. Loving duhh. Lovingly and softly suckling your Rounder Pounders.

- also buries his head on your moob boobs

- Would probably just call you in his office sometimes just so he can use your Boobs as a pillow.

-His beard tickles.. Hmm.

Keegan

- Awooga

-Pointing at it then looks back at someone then looking back at you then looking back at someone.. Then back and forth

-Takes pictures

- you were standing in front of him talking then he just suddenly.. Grabbed your Bazonkers.

-Takes more pictures. Has its own folder just for your mountainous front moons.

- Roleplay sex that involves fucking your boobs Intensity varies

König

- Blushing under mask

-is also a proud owner of plump tits. But he's afraid of yours.

-Also YOU need to be the one to ask as well if he wants a squeeze.

- compare boob sizes.

- rough but gentle RAAAAA. Would ask before doing anything to you doingloings

-Rubs your tats together

- ask before taking pictures.. Shows it to Horangi

- Sometimes he would just stare blankly at you before he just.. Squeezes your knockers..

-He immediately gets red and apologizes red faced from shame and embarrassment.

-When you told him you don't mind and it's okay.. He gets relaxed.

-Now he would just pull you into closets just so he could ask you to caress your man tiddies even though he doesn't need to.

-You caress his too. It's like a ritual.

Horangi

- starts laughing in shock and interest and is also impressed

- Also Staring no shame. But it's less obvious because of his shades

-Asks if your tits are implants..

- Would ask König for pics of your Cupcakes.

- Constant slapping of your boobers.

- jokes about your Honkers..

-Loves Your Honkers but also jealous. He wants big buggers as well :((

- Starts drawing on them. Non permanent colorful markers

-would dress it up as well. Putting glasses.. His sunglasses a mustache..

-would purposely smudge food on your Clonkers and He would say some shit like

'Sorry let me clean that up' and starts licking fr

Graves

- Soldier what the fuck he would say or something.

- Don't get distracted.. Gets distracted.

-Makes you purposefully fight/ train/ spar with him.. Make him discreetly hit or touch your award winning rounders

-If you confront him about it. He will probably say a half assed sorry. Look at you like some pissy bitch for forgiveness.

-Forgiveness being you let him do the bed rolling sweat inducing activity with you.

- Please PLEAASE let him picture it during your seeexx

- Shows it off. Of course he will. Who?

His shadows duh

-compliments your hooters frequently

Also makes jokes with his shadows

-Got sad once and dragged you away from whatever you were doing. And just used you as a pillow and cried.

- If most or all His Shadows are stressed or frustrated from a mission they all gettin in a single file line. And they get to caress touch YOUR FUCKING GARGANTUAN GAZOONKAS one minute each.

-Graves is last because.. He's doing more than just caressing your boobs...

Alejandro

- any Spanish nicknames to refer to your boobs that you don't know of

- Flirting.

- Conspicuous staring..Starts ranting to Rudy about how much he wants to hold your teacups. He's passionate about it to.

- Manages to get the balls with the help of Rudy.. To ask to hold your chest footballs.

- is gentle at first before he looses it and starts squeezing it and roughly touching. Until you made a very audible noise of hurt or discomfort

-Apologizes.. Buys you literally everything just so you can forgive him. On his knees saying sorry in Spanish.

- Praises your body

Rudy

- Just as thirsty as Alejandro. Just more shy and respectful.

- When Alejandro starts confessing to him how much he wants to touch your chests.. He reciprocated and also tell Ale how much he likes your Moobies.

- Sharing. Both sharing. Alejandro touching your left Rudy on the right.

- If Rudy is touching you. If you even shift on what he thinks is a sign of uncomfortability.. Will say sorry.. For weeks.. Even months.

- Will never forget it. Even though you probably did and assured him that it wasn't a sign of anything. Avoided you for a few days out shame.

-Also apologizes for avoiding you.

- Also Praises your body.

[dailypj]

(Assuming that you’ve already put some thought into characterizing PJ, tho feel free to ignore this if not! I’m just trying to scope out how to potentially write PaperJam’s character into a fic, since him being sort of a skeptic could mean that he wins the idgaf war too well and has no impact on the central plot yknow)

Do you have ideas for any fun internal conflicts or character arcs for PJ? If there’s a multiverse-threatening conflict unfolding, what would PJ be doing about it, if anything? What mcguffins or circumstances could be triggered that would quickly pique PJ’s interest enough to get involved?

As always my first piece of advice for writing anything pj is to go through the resources provided by his creator, @7goodangel (@-ing in case you wanna put in ur 2 cents, he is ur guy)

Here are the links for:

Pj’s bio

Pj info tag

Pj faq page (bit of a shortcut for the info tag since it holds answers to a lot of previously asked questions, tho not all of them)

now for an actual answer, there's a long ramble under the cut, enjoy

first thing that ik for sure is canon, pj would step in if it's necessary to protect his family (I believe it was a comment somewhere by 7 that stated that pj would go as far as suffocating someone for threatening his kid's life)

if the multiverse being in danger has the capacity to hurt his loved ones I'm sure he'd do something about it, but I think the lengths he's willing to go will vary depending on what/who is causing it and which other characters are joining the fight

Ink for example is definitely an interesting ally considering their past. a conflict between them is pretty much inevitable, especially if you take from canon and had them separated years prior

Now if pj’s loved ones aren't present here, that’s where my guesses on how she’d act get fuzzy. In the past, pj took it upon herself to judge whether certain aus should stay alive or be erased. She believed that what error did was wrong not because it was a massacre of innocents, but because he did it too indiscriminately

(I’d say it was pretty easy to gain a dehumanizing view of others when the 2 biggest influences she had referred to the masses as just fictional characters or anomalies…)

Now, she does indeed spare aus she deems acceptable, but I’m not sure how much she’s willing to risk for them. Cuz like, part of her self-given job is motivated by the want to prove she isn’t a mistake to the man who wants every universe to die

Basically she’s got some pretty dark grey morals and it’s fun to deconstruct them (or make them worse if you wanna go the antagonist pj route, equally fun imo)

now a more headcanon-y idea (aka the trait I tend to exaggerate in nearly every pj varient I've made thus far for angst purposes) is leaning into the whole "I have to be useful to be worthy of anyone's care" thing, and just strongly wanting to disprove bad assumptions/expectations about herself (especially the mistake thing) which couldd lead to her going down a phase of believing she should follow in ink's protector footsteps to try and become more of a priority in his eyes (with the added bonus of keeping fears other characters may have about her "becoming like error" at bay)

does it work? idk but maybe if she just obsesses over it even more the identity crisis will be worth it Slash J

so ya that's my 2 cents on a potential conflict based on canon stuff, absolutely feel free to go ham on whatever direction you feel like taking pj I'm just a big advocate for "learn the rules before you break them" 👍✨

[skykashi]

ello there! Apologies for the ask but this thought has been stuck in my mind for a bit and since you are the Resident Hatake Gal™ I thought that you would be the one to most likely have an answer. That question being what the time frame was with sakumo failing the mission and his death.

I don't recall it ever being stated in canon and it's never really brought up in the fandom. Or if it is I'm just oblivious and miss it which, in that case, my bad ^^'. But I'm quite curious as by going off some of the info canon and you have gathered the time frame doesn't seem to be very long.

And something I've noticed when it comes to any flashbacks or even scenes of sakumo is that the length of his hair varies. Some scenes have it short (Like with the baby gai and kakashi meeting) while some have it longer. And while I could be wrong on this, in the scene where minato talks to obito about sakumo, when it gets to the part of his death it looks as if sakumos hair is short. While in the ending 33 (I believe? Sorry if I'm wrong) sakumos hair is longer.

Im going to assume that short haired sakumo was before/shortly after the mission while long haired sakumo was after the mission. But then that brings up the question of how long exactly was the time between the failure of the mission and his death.

And I know this is anime and Naruto at that but hair doesn't just grow overnight. And while I am by far not an expert on hair nor old men I assume that to get to that length of hair would take a couple of months, hell maybe a year. And I'd assume that as you age the growth of your hair would slow due to, yknow, growing old and your body gradually falling apart.

Honestly, to me, I'd make the most sense if there was around maybe 6-8 months between sakumos mission and his death. But then again the Naruto timeline is so funky that I barely even know wtf is happening and when half of the time.

Sorry again fir the ask! And sorry if I was yapping too much. The tism took one look at the hatakes and called dibs so they've been rotating in my brain like a goddam. Rotisserie chicken for the past week or so. The main reason for this ask was 1. Because I was mentally reviewing the timeline and was stuck when it came to this. 2. I want to (try) and write a fanfic to feed and calm the beast that is the tism. And 3. I'm tired so the overwhelming shame and anxiety I'll inevitably have in a couple of hours for daring to be remotely social haven't kicked in yet.

God this is so long. I'm so sorry. While I'm at it I also heavily apologize for spam liking a lot of your posts. In general I just apologize for everything. Wish I could've put this on anon but I know that some anons can be unhinged and little bitches so it's understandable! Anyway uh goodbye and I hope you'll have a great rest of the week!

Hiii ☺️ sorry it took me a couple of days to answer, life was lifing as usual 😅

Wow! You really got me thinking of things I've never even considered before.

Okay so since Naruto timeline is so weird that we all have to come up with all kinds of headcanons to make sense of it which resulted in so many contradicted headcanons going against each other, I'm going to only consider the official and canon sources regardless of the scenes we have from filler episodes.

So the first canon fact that we have in the manga about Sakumo's cursed mission is that it happened 5 years before the Kanabi bridge incident (which was when Kakashi was promoted to Jounin)

So this was speaking about the mission itself not his death and according to Boruto which is unfortunately official, Kakashi was promoted to Jounin when he was 12 years old so this means he was 7 years old when Sakumo had that mission. And according to the novel "Kakashi Retsuden" which is also official Kakashi wasn't even 10 when Sakumo died

So it means he was about 9 years old when Sakumo died so that means that the poor man spiraled in depression for 2 years until he reached the point of taking his own life 💔 which now that I think about it, it makes a lot of sense because it doesn't happen over night to reach this point and reading this part of the manga again

It does seem like it took a lot of time for the damages to reflect in the village and then a lot of abuse and bullying by everyone for both Sakumo's body and soul to deteriorate this much, like he must have stopped training or going to mission for a good time for his body to also get weaker along with his mind 😢😢

Now about his hair! I thought about this a lot and yeah for his hair to go from this

To this...

It takes time... And I mean TIME!! Like, I'm talking years!!.

And thinking about it now, those scenes of short-haired Sakumo were all with pre academy Kakashi. specifically, the ones with little baby Gai and Dai were when Kakashi was accepted to the academy and since we know from the manga that it only took Kakashi one year in the academy before he graduated at 5 years old this means that Kakashi was 4 when we last saw short-haired Sakumo. However the ones with long-haired Sakumo were from Kakashi's memory of Sakumo after his death and from Kakashi's meeting with Sakumo in the afterlife which also made me notice the way short haired Sakumo looked so much younger and healthier than long-haired Sakumo

So assuming that the way Sakumo looked during his meeting with Kakashi in the afterlife was the same way he looked right before his death especially that Kakashi himself during that meeting also looked the same way he did before his own death too.

So that wrinkles-free short-haired Sakumo screenshot on the left (when Kakashi was 4) was 5 years before that tired looking older long-haired Sakumo on the right (when Kakashi was 9) and I believe those 2 years of depression, stress and abuse contributed greatly to how old and tired he looked before his death because even tho you can grow your hair that much in 5 years, usually people do not get this old in 5 years unless they weren't in a healthy state of mind and body which definitely can make people age way faster than they should 😓💔

[cupidspup]

I caved guys-

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Flip! N Headcanons Pt. 1☆

A/N: Okay so for the past two days I’ve been having a very mild brain rot about murder drones (I binged watched it within the span of a day and a half) and I just CANNOT get the idea of a flip N out of my head so that’s what we’re doing today! These are mainly going to be Regressor! N headcanons and then I’ll have CG! N headcanons in another part! (I apologize beforehand for my rambling 💀)

🐶 Okay so first things first, yes I do think N would be a flip and I think he would do an AMAZING job at it! He’s definitely a mix between a puppy pet regressor and a boy regressor

⤷ 💛 I feel like he would regress for a lot of reasons and sometime struggle with why he does it in the first place (being that he’s a robot and doesn’t experience childhood normally) my headcanon is that he found out about regression somehow while learning about humans or during his time with Tessa and it’s just been a private thing ever since! His age range is 0-10 and it varies between days! He’s kinda just all over the place and goes with what he feels!

🐾 N definitely loves to play all the time and will have many amounts of chew toys (could be real ones that he found or just yknow- metal he finds) He has a problem for sure with not chewing too much on his toys either! (Golden retrievers have gentle mouths but this golden puppy doesn’t know his own strength :”])

🐶 He will absolutely MELT for some pets and will always wag his tail when he gets some! (This does result in him getting lightly scolded if he’s not careful with his tail :”]) If he’s particularly pet regressed a little puppy nose will pop up between his eyes too! (Yes he makes perfect puppy noises too teehee)

💛 When he’s regularly regressed he will ALWAYS babble if he’s young enough, he just loves to talk and will always want to engage in some form of talk with you!

⤷🐾 Same goes for when he’s pet regressed he will bark, whine and howl to his hearts content!

🐶 N absolutely LOVES to get praised for absolutely anything ever he just loves to be a good boy! He wants to be all the good things! Smart, cute, good, playful just a perfect little puppy!

💛 N will pretty much freely regress whenever! (No one notices in the first place because it’s not much more different than how he usually acts x]) But! He only lets people who he really trusts care for and babysit him! Much less let them know he’s regressing in the first place

🐾 Speaking more about N loving praise this leads to how he acts when he’s little and all there is to say really is that he’s just a little angel! He’s never bratty and never a troublemaker because all he wants to do is be a good boy! He’ll even go as far to ask whoever is taking care of him if they need any help with anything and do chores with them!

🐶 Another thing about little N is that he loves to cuddle all the time. If anything he gets a tiny little bit anxious when he’s NOT touching someone. It can be as small as some hand holding to as smothering as a long cuddle or just being held 💛 he’s a sweet boy and always needs his snuggle fix :3

💛 It’s not often for him but if he ever does go nonverbal while regressing he’ll just write what he wants to say on his screen for people to read :> sometimes it’ll be little emoticons too just for cuteness :3

🐾 Yes N loves to dress up all cutesie when he’s little when he can! Especially if it’s something extra cute! Yellows and blues are particularly his favorites!

🐶 When he’s regressed (not as a puppy) and wants to play his favorite thing is to play pretend! Pretend has so many possibilities to do and he wants to do every single one!

💛 N will draw cards and letters for all his loved ones and it’s really a ritual for him he loves to express himself and even if no one keeps them it makes him feel good to have done it in the first place! :3

🐾 N does have various little gear things but he always has to be very careful when he uses them just because his fangs tend to get in the way :”]

Okay these are all the ones I could think of off the top of my head but I am totally going to make more in the future so please check in! :3 (if you go to my account and check the “puppy posts!!” Hashtag you can find this and the rest of my works there :D!! I hope you guys liked this and I can’t wait to give you CG! N later!

Also!! I think I managed to figure out the transparent borders and stuff?? So it would be cool if you could tell me if they look alright to you or not ssksksksk

Anyway bye for realsies now! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა💛

@crumbsnailz tagging you because you said it’d be cute ^^

[cryingpariah]

Wanna hear some of my Lunarian Head Canons since there actually isn’t a whole lot of information on them? (Of course ya do)

-Lunarian Boys must go through a tradition of manhood by jumping off the highest point of the Redline and into the ocean below. There’s no actual risk here to them…but if they chicken out, they’re not actually considered men in a traditional sense.

-The Women have slightly hotter fire than the men, however they also have the trait of being a little smaller than the men with males averaging 20 feet and women averaging 18 feet

-Most cultural traditions have to do with fire

-It’s said that cooking from a Lunarian’s back flame grants good luck and longevity.

-It’s also said that cooking from a Lunarian’s back is one of the highest forms of romantic love in the culture as the flames on a Lunarian’s back are all controlled by the Lunarian, this means that if another can have the Lunarian temper and lower their flame to cook on it than it shows trust, loyalty, and love.

-Lunarians invented basketball…technically. The actual game was called ollamalitzli

-Certain Lunarians would descend from the Red Line to live amongst humans. The reasons varied from; Wanting to be seen as a god (whether vengeful or merciful depended), Romance, General Love of Travel, or Curiosity.

-They all can breath in Very low oxygen environments and when there isn’t enough oxygen even for a Lunarian, they can hold their breath for an average of 6 hours

-Men with darker and more well kept wings were more often picked as mates than those without. This is because of good genetics in flight.

-Women with whiter hair, sturdier body types, and scars were more often seen as better mates as they both had good genes and were seen as great fighters.

-The young would toss rocks at each other as a form of play. It was essentially the same thing as humans throwing snow at each other but more sturdy.

-They pray to the Moon Goddess by extending their wings straight up at Midnight

You are so right I am ALWAYS done for Lunarian headcanons!!

(Yknow I've been thinking about adding a flame element to Duelua considering how pivotal it is to the Lunarians and this is reminding me I still haven’t so imma do it now: Duelua instilled with the Lunarians the blistering heat of a dying star to protect them. As they were the first beings she made, they skewed slightly more god than mortal so she tweaked her recipe as she continued to create the winged races.)

I do love in general the inclusion of the flame with their protection and now with their love cause like yeah, fire can burn just as much as it can warm. The blazing inferno was once a crackling hearth.

I have and will continue to be of the believe that all the winged races go by the Saiyan rule: they only like the strong. Not just in physical strength of course, strong minds, wills, hearts, all are equally important!

Looked up ollamalitzli and apparently the loser gets sacrificed which is certainly a way to raise the stakes!

Throwing rocks is the universal childhood experience, right up there with almost getting run over playing in the street and breaking a window with a baseball! It’s classic!

[thornsawawa]

hunter meets monk and survivor :)

hunter, on their way from moon hunter meets two misplaced pups exploring the world.

survivor isnt actually small, they are almost fully grown. hunter is just big from.. yknow being a purposed organism. and slugcats can get that big, like humans vary in sizes. i headcanon gourmand to be a bit taller than even hunter, because they are naturally tall and very stong.

[luffyvace]

How aizawa courts you/relationship headcanons

y’all seem to really like the crush headcanons i did so now i’m doing him when he actually tries to court you and when your actually together :)

this is still going to be canon aizawa btw

also still fem reader in mind

okay so now that aizawa is trying to court you, like in love and wants to date

he’d be forward about it

probably waits until your at his place or yours

then as your doing whatever he’ll ask

“y/n i have something important to tell you”

“yeah? what is it, it’s not bad is it?”

“no, i actually just wanted to know if you’d like to go out somewhere with me. a date.”

your reaction may vary from shock to a knowing smile

either way you accept politely (how could you reject such a fine man?)

so you both talk about the date and end up planning it out right then and there

you decided that weekend would work fine

so after that’s settled you talk about each other’s feelings, how and why they came to be

you figured out you fell first but he fell harder :)

so your first date would be out somewhere simple yet fun and with a little less people

so there’s this place called cat island in japan

yeah

its perfect

(i hope your a cat person)

it’s exactly what you think, there’s cats everywhere search it up

there’s more cats than people actually

its heaven for him

you guys have a fun field day with cats then head back to your house

chatting and looking at the pictures you took

and yeah!

again he’s straight forward with courting

so now we’re on relationship

you guys are definitely closer now

i’ll go through a normal day for y’all then relationship things

so

aizawa gets up early for his job

he’ll get ready and text you to see how your doing then go to work

if you work at ua with him and live together

he likely gets up first if not y’all are up at the same time

when he’s ready he’ll wake you up if you like to sleep in

and warm the car while he waits if it’s winter (yippie he’s freezing so you don’t have to)

y’all drive to work together

you can text him throughout work but he won’t reply unless it’s important or a genuinely good question

he won’t slack off the job (EVEN THO HE SLEEPS ON IT)

anyway

if you work with him he’ll text you on break if your not already in the staff room

or if you have separate jobs he’ll still text to check up on you

makes sure you eat something

is today stressful so far?

why? vent to him.

he truly cares about your physical and mental health

once you both get home from work he’ll run you a bath and cook dinner

he’s a average cook, can cook basic things

if y’all don’t live together he’s more likely to order take out though

not always junk food sometimes he’s just tired and orders a salad. he’s upset because he knows he can make it himself but he’s just so tired

so he appreciates if you turn the tables and treat him to a bath and hot meal (if y’all moved in together)

but if y’all got your own places sometimes if your both still energized you’ll come over to one another’s house

if y’all live together he falls asleep real fast

won’t mind if you snuggle next to him

except for when he gets hot

then he turns over 😭

sometimes he’ll try to stay up to have those late night convos with you but don’t get mad if he falls asleep, it’s by accident. y’all can always continue the next night :)

he won’t snuggle you btw

just because he naturally stays on his side of the bed

he ain’t a wild sleeper

he flips from side to side

its rare to catch him on his back for more than a few minutes

LUCKY YOU HE’S NOT A BLANKET HOGGER

if you are tho

he’ll get annoyed the first few times but he won’t say anything about it

after a few nights he just gets his own blanket

if your a wild sleeper this annoys him more than hogging the blanket

he’ll tell you, you keep kicking him and slapping him in his sleep and it wakes him up

yknow your boy likes some good sleep so he doesn’t stand for you wakin him up

suggests to get two beds

but you don’t like that idea

so he’ll probably end up putting pillows in between you or sleeping in his sleeping bag on the floor 😭

if y’all stay at different places tho

its rare for y’all to have a sleepover

he doesn’t see the point in having two different houses if you just want to sleep at his

would think about moving in together

but he won’t bring it to the table unless he see’s a opportunity or feels you’d feel comfortable/like that

if you do manage to convince him he’s not staying up and playing or smth he’s literally going to sleep

if your a wild sleeper he won’t do it again

otherwise you may be able to convince him like 2 or 3 more times

dont tell mic though if mic teases him he’ll never do it again

not to spite you but out of annoyance from yamada (mic)

he just won’t feel like it anymore

btw keep your room clean or be scolded

”clean your room y/n there’s no reason you should have clothes and clutter everywhere.”

“you don’t even need half of this stuff, just clean it.”

now to genuine relationship things

well for one i’m telling you he won’t call you pet names

just

“y/n”

”why should i call you ___ if your name is y/n”

doesn’t see the point in them

you may be able to convince him a few years into the relationship to call you “babe” or anything simple and sweet but that’s it

maybe a “n/n” occasionally

if YOU call HIM pet names tho

he wouldn’t mind :)

still doesn’t get it tho

just don’t make it anything too sappy

he’ll funny look you if you do

especially at work

or around mic and all might

would prefer if you stuck to the simple ones or a nickname tho

another thing

if your a hero, a reckless one at that, he’ll worry for you and scold you if you get injured

please don’t give this man a heart attack

”you need to be more rational”

if your already a rational person thank goodness

he’s glad he doesn’t have to babysit a whole class of students and you

random

but

if you like coffee or tea he’ll make you some before/when you get up

if you don’t live together he’ll bring you a cup if you both work at ua

if you work on weekends (idk how some people do it) he’ll bring you a cup on your lunch break

giving each other massages>>

he’s really good at it too

he’s a good person to vent to as well

especially about the stress of work because he felt that

he’ll take you on dates randomly even if y’all are in a relationship

not every week

but he’ll take the time out to spend it with you if he has some

he’s a traditional gentleman

and by that i mean buy you flowers and gifts

but not just “roses 🤓☝️“

he’ll actually take the time to learn your favorite flowers and buys you reals ones to take care of

if you don’t have a green thumb how else will you learn?

so he’ll buy them anyway

helps you take care of them though

he waters them and reminds you to if you live separately

he buys you little trinkets and gifts that BENEFIT you

not just something that’ll “collect dust” as he says

like if you tell him your vacuum breaks down every few months

he’ll RESEARCH one that doesn’t, is inexpensive and cleans well

and buy it for you :)

overall he’s a 10/10 boyfriend 100% green flag

ladies and gentlemen (and whoever’s in between)

get yourself an aizawa

enough said

have a good day/night

[ultrakill-confessions]

hi im the same guy as before (waayyyy back) that said that gabv1el is both yuri and yaoi? idk if people remember that. anyway. new hot take/headcanon that im willing to share:

i think that all angels are intersex, to varying degrees. and it ranges from stuff that would be possible under human biology, to more fantastical/animal biology (ie capable of complete asexual reproduction if needed.) and!! i do think that the more powerful an angel is, the more control they have over their appearances, making them actually quite fluid in nature. since their gender structure is less abt gender identity and more abt social class, this just makes sense to me.

i also have like, thoughts abt how their social structures were when they were first created (predating humans and the concept of sin) and how they were much more social creatures? idk. ive spent an absurdly long time thinking abt this and if anyone ever wants the angel biology doc lmk 🫶

i dont think ill be sending in asks much (social anxiety and yknow. sometimes certain fictives i have have trouble engaging w their source) but who knows if you’ll see me around again :p (also my partner follows this blog and is gonna know this was me lololol hiii)

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[firstworldbank]

do u have any hous headcanons

i dont have a 100% concrete way that i view him tbh. i just like to put him in situations. the one thing i do firmly stand by is Autistic Houston, but mostly because that's easy to extrapolate from the material given to us (and popular among the crowd lol). actually i also firmly believe he's a Megadeth fan, but in the sense of "thinks their discography is solid" instead of "knows every band member's blood type"

anything else is held under Varying Degrees Of Being Important To How I Think Of Him

tbh i fuck w/ Transmasc Houston but we know this already

and Objectum Houston. both played for laughs and totally unironically, sometimes even simultaneously. btw did you know OS attraction is common among those who have autism?

he's so fucking good at forging documents it's unreal

had a nice decade-ish (perhaps longer) streak of being straight edge, mostly due to his personal paranoia regarding a genetic predisposition to addiction (probably had an alcoholic grandpa or some shit)

shitposted it before, but Houston Had A Juggalo Phase

im still not entirely convinced tht Pookie was a physical rat #ProudHoustonHadGaySexInPrisonTruther

Dallas lowkey raised Houston because their parent/guardian situation was Not Great

Houston picked up on at least some Valuable Criminal Behaviors as a child from pure observation, since he was pretty much acting as Dallas' shadow... yknow... as kids do...

if Houston needs a haircut (and neither Dallas nor Chains can make time) he'd rather do it himself than go to a barber

miscellaneous other posts i've made (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

[kiraboss-weekly]

hello all! mod 🍄 here! today’s daily is the first ever.. kiraboss headcanons! only six because my day is friday.. the sixth day teehee!

fair war war: long.. ish.. pfft.

unlike kira , whos skin/hair/etc is so healthy beacause of his routines, diavolo is naturally like that. this explains how he could go so long without his face breaking out if it evers (prolly gets pimples on his forehead due to the bangs) or hair staying ever so soft. kira wonders what dia would look like if he did have a routine.

whether you add doppio in to make it an ot3 or leave him out, i do think hes supportive of the couple as this is the happest hes seen the boss in a long while. :] kira gets the occasional threat tho just to keep his blond freak self in line pfft.

ok so we ALL KNOW the kiraboss certified hc that diavolo can nawt cook, we seen it, we love it!! however, the reason why that is is because diavolo is a man (or woman or thing of undescirbaboe gender!! idk yall love ur kiraboss trans hcs! <- guilty of trans hcs) whos not the biggest fan of failure ESPECALLIY if its one you can see. so imagine this “only results remain!!1!” guy making an omelette and it comes out looking and tasting like not that. yeaa hes destroying the whole kitchen (prolly has). the kiraboss aspect of this hc is that while kira is a perfectionist, hes also patient. and a good cook! maybe diavolo just needs a perfectionist, paient, good looking cooking manto aid him in his cooking adventures…

assuming the two are multilangual.. so thats another hc wow! they were most confident telling the other how they felt in their mother lango. diavolo italian/kira japanese weee. whether the other understood the other is up to yous. (ayy sono felice ref aka one of the first kiraboss fics eva!!)

kira lives in a house that was own by his great great greats greats etc, right? right. so theres totes some old things like vases hanging around. diavolo broke one of those vases and spent a while evening gluing it back together. he finishes on the nick of time, placing it right back where it was. now, a none the wiser kira comes home and looks at this vase. which is scaring the pink out diavolo. you know what this blond man did? he picked up the vase , and told diavolo 😾: “yknow ive been meaning to throw this vase out…” 😾 brings it to the trash, and throws it in with a defeated diavolo watching. now kiras looking at his bf, wondering why diavolo gave so much of a dang about it .

the two were avid cable watchers untill one spring cleaning day, the couple found a bunch of cds in the old kira family stash. kira was gonna throw them out but diavolo stopped him. (lowkey he was using this as a distraction to stop cleaning for a while but he was also curious) . he put one of the cds in and turns out it was recorded televison from the 80s (idk if that tech was around that time were gonna pretend it is) so after the two finshed cleaning, they found the very first one and watched them from there. that became their daily tv watching routine instead. it took em three years to finish them all.

THAT IS ALL ! omg. i wanted to do hcs that were more.. i suppose stuff that could happen in the days of mundane kiraboss more than the ones we usually know like how the show affection. besides all the mods here deffo got varying hcs of that so let us know if you wish to see that via sending an ask! okie that is all i used way too much g’s in this post.

[festivepuppetryy]

Coughs. Amy extra thoughts on electro///

he has gone fishing like once, and went into it thinking it'd be mediocre as hell but ended up enjoying it. and if you threw a stick past him he'd go after it

i think that his love language is just .. hangin out. he would be ok just lounging around with someone. chatting or not or just watching a movie or whatever. i think he'd like that. i want him to have a casual-ish relationship but also have his vulnerabilities pulled and plucked at a little too, yknow what i mean? a little angst, as a treat. and i would bet you 17 billion dolar that man liked a game with buddies. more a playstation kind of guy than a nintendo i think. and this was what in like...the 2000's? era of the playstation 2; i can see him being a nerd about it too. i mean he'd be a big nerd about all things techy really he's an electrician after all. even now i think he'd go on small tangents about what he knows regarding electrical systems, and the six will listen to varying degrees i like thinking about what qualifications electricians need for the job and think about how that applies to electro... like that guy knows his maths. and he'd have good arm strength and hand coordination too i like to headcanon that he can see in the dark, and i know all of him glows but i really like the imagery of the only thing visible being his eyes. like ... imagine that at night ... i like trying to get in touch with that weird intimidating side of him sometimes lol i also always thought it was funny that dr lizardguy connor(?) whats-his-face kinda just stood by watching electro manhandle his equipment cus like...that's equipment in HIS lab, i feel like he's kinda qualified to be like "i think you're tugging on that wrong" and then the whole incident could be avoided but idfk what do i know

do you remember the scene in his appearance episode where he got hit on the head with a computer. i don't have anything to say about that i just wanted to bring it up because it's funny and i think about it often. get bonked on the head idiot

speaking of show appearances; i remember watching that christmas episode and i was thinking to myself how much he must hate family-oriented holidays because he kind of. doesn't really have a family. or at least a conventional one. like if someone told him about how they sat around the tree opening gifts with friends and family, i bet electro would be like; haha okay good for you >:'/

[nalascat]

plasma ceo user nalascat what are your headcanons for plasma big spoon slash little spoon cuddling positions (im curious)

omg hi 🥺🥺🥺 plasma ceo nalascat here 🫡

hmmmm.. I feel like it'd vary? Kai would probably fight to be able to be big spoon but Jay also needs to hold something. They trade off and sometimes they face one another and yknow 🥺😭💖💖💖 Jay's got like a plush or smth for when Kai wants to be big spoon (Mr cuddlywompus??? Was that his name???)

also I KNOW there r some nights where Jay has to push Kai away bc he's a living heater and it's wayyyy too warm.