#c: clint

[formerfirstson]

starter for @alwaysxinxtrouble

TJ Hammond was not a child. He was not fragile. And he definitely did not need a goddamn babysitter.

Yet, there Clint Barton was, taking up space in TJ’s world as if he belonged there. His mother thought this was necessary. "Just a precaution," she’d said, but TJ knew the truth. She didn’t trust him. Not with the press, not with his own impulses, not with anything that could remotely affect her political ambitions.

Only a week had passed since the guy showed up, but for TJ it felt as it had been years. He felt trapped, suffocated by the constant shadow over his shoulder. Luckily, it was enough time for him to come up with a plan to escape the other man’s watch —to test how far he could go. He just needed the perfect distraction —and to hope it all worked out in his favor.

Just a few minutes. That was the only prior notice he gave Clint regarding his plans to go clubbing that night. Once they got there and the former First Son settled in the VIP section, he ordered a whiskey. Then, turning to the other man with a sharp look, he smirked.

"Hope not to see your face less than 3k feet from me tonight," he said. "You'll scare all the hot guys if they see you there —I despeteraly need to have some fun."

[glcriouspvrpose]

"Not a word out of you," he warned his best friend, already picturing the shit-eating grin and he had his back to him. Loki took his drink in hand and gave Clint a look. "I'll stab you with an actual icicle." ; @awclintno

[inmutant]

❛ that's it. we need to talk about this. right here. right now. ❜ ( from Clint )

𝚅𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂 " 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 " 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂!

"No we don't!" Luna argues back as she turns around to face him once more. She was furious beyond words, she was done talking to people, done talking to those who ever bothered to pretend to care about her or her aunt.

"You just want to justify yourself to make yourself feel better. Well guess what? It wont change a damn thing!" She snaps at him crossing her arms, her attempts to conteol her own anger, are failing her.

"So just do us a both a favour and leave. Never come back!"

[sagexmackenzie]

closed starter: @clint-bennet

where: the docks

"What's it take to get a boating license? It would be so fun to drive one of these things." Sage patted the side of the boat with her hand. She literally had no knowledge of boats whatsoever. "It just looks fun. Is it fun?"

[cptcvrter]

"Hi." She smiled when she saw him waiting for her and immediately looped her arm around his, leaning up to kiss his cheek. "Thanks for coming with me. You know I hate these things." Peggy's smile turned into a teasing smirk as she pulled back. "If you want to stage a pretend emergency in about a half hour, I won't protest."

; @awclintno

[thevaleriaxortiz]

closed - @clint-bennet

where - on the boardwalk

Valeria had never seen the ocean before moving here and even after a couple weeks, it was still...overwhelming. It was beautiful and vast and she couldn't believe she'd gone over thirty years without ever getting to witness it.

She had been just standing in the middle of the walkway, staring around at the sea, when she suddenly heard the sound of a dog snuffling around her and she snapped out of her thoughts, looking down at it and smiling as she held her hand out, allowing it to sniff her fingers before Val looked up, spotting a man nearby. "Yours?"

[guardianmantisx]

Though she'd only been on Earth for a short time, Mantis had found a number of things she enjoyed. Recently she stumbled upon an intriguing Earthly pastime—rock-paper-scissors. Not realizing it was a game better suited for multiple players, she had started a game by herself. With childlike enthusiasm, Mantis animatedly formed the hand signs of rock, paper, and scissors in various combinations, giggling to herself each time she'd 'won' her one-woman competition, blissfully unaware of anyone and anything.

🤔 for a confused starter for @awclintno

[darcyxanthonyx]

closed starter: @clint-bennet

where: on the beach for fireworks

"You wanna have a bottle rocket fight?" Darcy asked and she held up a basket of bottle rockets and other fireworks.

[compassofsouls]

For Yule, Loki sends Clint two gifts. One is a delivery of a none pizza with left beef. The other is the god himself, sitting quietly, muzzled and cuffed as he had been in 2012, but with enough room for his hands to greet Barton in the ASL he has learnt. *Merry Christmas*

Despite his bemusement, Clint still makes a point of chewing on one of the left beef slices; dry as it is, he's gonna finish the damn lot because he's no quitter.

As he does so, he regards Loki with raised eyebrows, drawing out the satisfying moment for a little while more. Eventually, setting the pizza box down, he crosses his arms and smirks. "Now, where should I begin, you think?"

[roxdelrosario]

Roxy felt a warmth in her cheeks when he said he wouldn't forget about it. Roxy often tried to make jokes that she would think were funny until she said them out loud, then she'd realize they were pretty terrible and almost embarrassing. Kind of like how she asked Lucky if he was trying to call Ghost Busters because he needed a phone. It just didn't work. "Well, I've got one comin' right up." Roxy nodded at the man before heading off into the kitchen.

Several minutes later, Roxy returned with his burger and fries and set it before him. "I hope it lives up to the hype. If not, that's gonna be pretty embarrassing." She let out an almost nervous laugh but decided to change the subject when she spotted his drink. "Oh, I see the bartender came back."

@clint-bennet

"Don't even worry about it." He tried to soothe her anxiety, it wasn't a big deal anyway. "I can survive until the barkeep comes back." His head nodded lightly when she boasted about the food she could make and his shoulders shrugged when she seemed embarrassed by what she had just said. "Don't think I will, but I'll have one of 'em mean as Hell burgers with some fries. It'll be somethin' t'look forward to."

@roxdelrosario

[howtheavengerswould]

how would the avengers react when avenger! reader is able to lift thor’s hammer?

requests open!

how the avengers would react...

𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙍'𝙎 𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙍? (IM TRYING TO INSERT PICTURES BUT IT WONT WORK)

Thor was most likely the most confused. What started with training ended in deafened silence as you had simply caught his hammer from midair. He would try to call the hammer back, but it simply stayed in your grip, your own shocked eyes meeting his. He would laugh, clapping his hands together and staring pointedly at your grip on the hammer, before striding up to you and plucking it from your hands. His ego was definitely bruised, not that he'd let anyone know.

Steve always knew you had the capacity to do it, you simply never tried. It was something he was curious of--who exactly would be deemed as worthy, but he had a guess, that if anyone was, it'd be you. You were definitely the nicest of the group, and he wasn't very shocked when you had lifted it from the table at one of Tony's parties. He noticed, however, how you'd stared at your hands like you'd just made a miracle, and patted you on the back, letting you know that it wasn't that surprising, and that you were indeed worthy of holding the legendary hammer.

Tony had been there when Steve had seen you lift the hammer, and his first instinct was to play a prank on the rest of the team. He'd drunkenly invite you over to his side of the couch, brazenly whispering in your ear his idea: "You should put the hammer on top of..." he'd cut himself off with laughter, but would finish his sentence, nearly doubled over, "their stuff." It would take a hot second for you to figure out quite what he meant, but when you realised, it was enough to send the two of you into a fit of giggles.

Natasha was the first victim of you and Tony's antics. The spy always woke up earlier than anyone else for training, and walking into the training room the next morning, she'd find her catsuit stuck under the hammer. Of course, no one was awake to hear the frustrated pleas of the Black Widow--other than you and Tony, of course, hiding away in his workshop, and watching from a camera. Natasha, ever the attentive woman, would spot the new camera, and march herself down into Tony's workshop... and kindly 'ask' for you to move it. She half expected Thor to be with Tony, but when she'd seen you, she managed to put two and two together. She was proud of you, of course... after the frustration and mild silent treatment ended.

Clint was next, and shortly following Natasha, he would find his bow trapped under the hilt of Mjolnir. He nearly had a fit, stomping with mild annoyance towards an innocent Thor's room, who had been so preoccupied with his findings of 'video games' that he hadn't even noticed his hammer's dissapearance. Thor, now the victim of Clint's morning annoyance, would try to eagerly rope the archer into playing with him. The pair would only be found later that night, passed out over chips and a few broken controllers. (...when Clint did find out who exactly had trapped his bow, he would laugh outwardly, and then whisper a good-natured warning in your ear, "Don't do it again, or I'm putting you in one of those holding cells until the next person finds you.")

Bruce was, of course, the unfortunate last member of Tony's incredible prank ideas. He would find the door to his lab jammed shut by Mjolnir, but of course, the culprit hadn't exactly left the scene of the crime. You'd been setting it up when he had stumbled upon you, five minutes earlier to his usual arrival time, and simply stared in shock at the sight of you holding the hammer. "So... have you been able to do that the whole time, or is that new?" You'd laugh it off together, and the hammer would definitely be used as a party trick in the future.

[glcriouspvrpose]

"You know you can just admit you're lost, yes?" Loki fell in step behind his best friend and snorted. "I've watched you walk down this hall eight times." ; @awclintno

[tubapun]

These are the ones they put forth in the show, as well as common fanon ones

[glcriouspvrpose]

"I still caught it," he replied, looking at him. "Did you forget the part where you're staying with me because you halfway blew your apartment up with one of these said arrows?" Loki raised a brow, but he snorted a second later. "Yeah, see how he likes it. I wonder if they've actually helped anyone ever." Loki nudged his shoulder. "My glamor spells are very convincing, darling. Thank you very much. In case you've forgotten that, too." He smirked, but the amused look faded around the time Clint's did. He sighed. "I don't know. I just hope she's not starting with one of the younger ones like Kate and working her way up."

"Are you forgetting the part where it exploded two seconds after you caught it?" Clint asked, smirking back at him. It probably should've been trauma, but if they joked about it, it wasn't. They agreed on this point. "And honestly, I just think it'd be funny to make Steve sit through one of his own 'So you screwed up' videos," he said, shaking his head. The humor faded slowly, with a slow breath. "Might not be a bad plan. Jess can fly under the radar -- without a glamour spell," he added, smirking gently. The humor wasn't really gone, but it wasn't really back either. The stakes were too high. "How deep you think this goes with her? How many other people are suspect now?"

[full-moon-ships]

Imagine helping your f/o with her hair!!

Maybe that includes braiding it, brushing it out, combing it, or even helping her cut or buzz it!! She trusts you so much, letting you help with a part of her self-expression. You're such a big help to her!! She loves and appreciates you so much!!

This post is not specifically for romantic f/os!!! Go ham!!

Pro/com.ship dni i am blasting you with lasers. Dont steal either.

[moeblob]

If SDV won't let me give my husband a glow ring in game, I'll just do it in art instead !

(Asmo puts it on Shane's middle finger cause he knows when he realizes the ring makes him glow he'll probably get flipped off so it's only fair! He makes sure to give it during daylight though)