#c; jonah texts

[superums]

42 songs — 42! miles morales x reader

spidey!reader. angst, no happy ending. for general audiences. (cannon) character death. reader is a but of a loser here. some fluff. reader has a (loving) mom. gender neautral reader. no pronouns. no y/n. childhood friends to crushes to enemies. jeff is a father figure to the reader

color coded text: miles. you/spidey. your mom. jeff.

inspired by: 24 songs by playboi carti

pre-spidey headcannons

crime is off the charts in this universe, every other day there's a riot, a robbery, accidental killings, purposeful killings, people on the news begging for help, bombings, and general terrorist attacks caused by mutated mad scientists and victims of freak accidents

in the daytime, you can sort of ignore the turmoil the city is in since everyone feels safer when the sun is out. At night time there's a curfew for teenagers and even some young adults because of all the crime that happens.

you feel uneasy a lot of the time because of the political climate but the crush you have on your mom's best friend's son, miles morales, makes you forget about it even if it's just a bit.

you've had a crush on him ever since you could remember; you couldn't even remember when it started.

for the longest time you wanted to confess to him but every time you tried to he would always get distracted by the pretty girls at school.

your hands were sweating as you held onto your backpack strap with two tickets for the museum. you found miles alone in a classroom putting things in his backpack.

"hey, miles." you saw him turn in your direction before smiling a bit. getting closer to where you stood a few feet in front of him you felt a little shiver go up your spine as you saw miles' big brown eyes look directly into yours.

"yeah?" his accent made your heart race a little. looking down at your shoes you began to ask. "y-yeah i was wondering if..." the sound of ruffling pom poms in the door cut you off.

"hey miles are you still coming?" michelle jones stood at the door waving at the boy with her two friends behind her. "uh... yeah im comin, my fault." miles continued getting his things together before walking past you. "can this wait? i gotta get ready for practice?" he said as he walked past you to join the three cheerleaders.

your embarrassment never left you as you watched him leave you in the dust. "yeah... my fault." you muttered to yourself as he left the class room to join the cheerleaders.

you ended up going to the museum by yourself (not wanting to waste any money), little did you know you were going to get bit by a radioactive spider at the vending machine

post spidey & cannon event headcanons

being spidey is not easy in universe 42. the crime was bad before but now it the gotten worse. during your second week of being spidey you had to fight villains that other spidermen would shiver at the green goblin, the sandman, and many more.

after 4 months you've been beaten down, almost died a few times, even almost got your secret identity exposed at least twice but you always get back up because you love your city and everything who lives in it—it's just too bad your new york doesn't feel the same about you.

The people of your new york really like jonah jameson and respect his opinion so when he talked bad about you the public opinion of spidey quickly soured.

you work with the police aka hang criminals upside down with your webs and leave a little note as you swing away when you hear the sirens coming towards you.

you struggle to balance your school life with your spidey life so you end up isolating yourself like all the spidey’s before you have. so now you only interact with miles in passing. when you do have the time to actually talk to him your spidey senses pull you in another direction

your parents worry about you a lot, at first they thought you were fine because your grades were good and you had a few friends but now you sometimes walk with a limp and sometimes your friends (miles specifically) come by to check up on you it's just too bad you're never there

every blunder you made as spidey would always met with a loud rant from jonah jameson. like when you got knocked out by rhino slamming his head into yours multiple times or when you accidentally let the green goblin blow up an entire block because you were getting pestered by protesters who were trying to rip your mask off

speaking of blunders your mom calls you sometimes when you're fighting crime because she's scared about if you're safe and you always try to calm her down but it never works because there's always screaming and explosions going on in the back

most of the time you end you hanging up abruptly because you have to stop the villain or else more people get hurt but you always make sure to face time her when you get away from the chaos so she doesn't get too scared about you

almost a year after becoming spidey you were invited to jeff’s promotional party and your mom stressed that you be there. You haven’t been able to make it to outings recently—canceling at the last minute, not showing up without a warning or leaving early without a trace, it was starting to feel like you were only someone she could talk to on the phone and never in person.

and throw in the fact that the morales family have been friends with your family for years, almost like a second home and none of them have seen you not even miles— it was starting to worry everyone.

when the morales family invited yours to jeffs promotion party your mother practically begged you to come

when you got to the party you and your mom had an argument about your latest disappearances. she brought up how your school was calling her about missing school ans how you were flaking out on her and while you tried to argue that you had more than just her to worry about, your argument immediately fell flat when she asked you ‘like what?’

after congratulating jeff on his promotion you left to sit under the water tower and watch the streets of new york. you knew you couldn't keep lying to your mom forever, she was worried about you and you just wanted to keep her safe. looking out to the city you didn't notice the foot steps coming from behind you.

“you aint gon say hi to me?” a familiar voice said from the right of you. turning your head you saw miles leaning on one of the metal rods that held the tower up. “you were busy with everyone else. i thought you’d be too busy to talk to me.”

“you coulda still came to say hey or sum’ you're like a ghost now.” miles looked down at you causing you to shake your head before looking ahead. “tuh… anyway, i heard you made the basketball team.” you changed the subject as you turned your head around, not being able to see the bashful look on his face. “”yeah it was easy.” “i bet. you're like good at everything.”

the boy looked at his feet trying not to smile when he heard your praise. “also! i noticed your new hairstyle. it's really good on you….” you messed with your fingers a little before turning back to him. “yeah?” the boy would be blushing if his melanin allowed it.

you stayed at the tower for most of the gathering. your mom even coming to get you so you could watch jeff blow out his candles. after that though you had to leave the sounds of police sirens started to go off as the sun began to set, you had to go back to your job.

cannon event & 'cannon event'

as you work to keep the city safe there's always something you can't stop and that is death. unfortunately, you can't save everyone even if you try to. believe me you tried everything but nothing could stop him slipping through your fingers

it was a cold winter when it happened, everyone getting ready for winter break the christmas lights were beginning to be put on display it was almost perfect until norman osborne broke out of jail

if was like he wouldn't go down. it didn't natter what you did—final blow after final blow the man would get back up and destroy even more buildings.

you tried your best to keep everyone safe, multitasking between saving people and knocking down the green goblin. your bones were screaming as you swung across the city, webbing buildings together, destroying rubble before it could hit the civilians below, you did all you know.

but that wasn't enough.

your web couldn't stop the tip of the daily bugle antenna from hitting him. you almost moved in slow motion; jumping off of green goblins glider to chase after the rod.

the man you've seen all your life stood still, paralyzed with fear. your webbing got sloppy after hours of fighting, your left web missed, the other right one ran out of fluid—you couldn't stop the antenna from hitting jeff.

the green goblin laughed maniacally as he flew off into the snowy sky, leaving you shivering holding the man you saw as a father figure.

"spidey...." his voice was weak, the tip of the bar was lodged into his heart, he wasn't going to make it. "i'm sorry..." your voice was weak as you held onto him, you heard his slowing heartbeat above the chaotic city.

"im sorry... i'm sorry" you sung apologies to him as you saw the life draining from his body. "spidey... i was growing to like you." jeff started, looking directly into your mask where your eyes would be. "i know i don't got much time..." he heaved once. twice. thee times.

"but please, don't lose yourself cus a' me." his blinking started to slow down. holding him tighter your couldn't handle this. "please, please stay with me. the paramedics are almost here!" your begged the man who just gave you a sad smile. "remember.... with great power comes great responsibility."

the man stopped breathing in your arms. you almost screamed into the sky if it wasn't for the sirens getting closer. "freeze spidey!" you heard them cock their guns, they were going to shoot you. "w-wait you dont understand!" you tried to explain through tears but you knew you had to go.

a gun-shot from your right made you leave before you could get a word out, a few of them hit you but not enough to be anything fatal

you ran to your house and practically tire your shit off of you. you cried for days, and didn't go to school for at-least three. your mom didn't know why you were so upset but didn't budge, seeing g how depressed you were

spidey didn't show up for a while. almost disappearing entirely besides a few sightings. though the press around the hero in the mask got worse

“Spidey? More like spider menace! look around you New York—that fraudulent freak trying to call themselves a hero is a danger to our livelihoods!” a booming voice echoed through the snowy streets of new york. “The green goblin, the lizard all of them—this is all their fault!” “spidey has brought nothing but uncertainty and harm to this city!”

news reporters seemed to go on and on about you on every channel, every jumbotron, and street corner—spidey was the topic of discussion. they're a killer, a sorry excuse for a hero. who are they? where are they?

*the sinking feeling in your stomach never disappeared as you saw miles at school. he was darker, less talkative, more angry—you cant help but think it's your fault.

you almost quit being spidey but you knew the people needed you even if they acted like they didn't. the robberies, rampaging villaians everyone needed you.

you went back to fighting crime even acter you saw the headlines on the billboards calling you a murderer, a fraud.

in less than a month a new face was making noise on the news. the press called him the prowler. he's been stealing money from museums and the daily bugle; anything he can get his hands on.

his LED mask was the only thing they got as he sped away on his bike.

the prowler began to leave messages 'bring me spidey.' and a simple spider drawing with a red X over it. he wanted you dead, and you knew he wouldn't stop until he had it.

in hindsight it was like dejavu. you're back where you started. fighting on a building in the snow.

"i've been waiting on you spidey." you bearly escaped his claws. stream came from your mouth as you jumped back from him."who are you?!" you knew you were being played with but you couldn't help it. the masked man laughed before swiping at you again.your other cuts from him stung, his claws were full of poison.

"you ruined my life." he managed to punch you, poisonous gas exploded in your face from the impact. "you got me all wrong!" you fought back, bearly noticing you began to crack his mask. "you'll pay for what you did to me." he bunched your face repeatedly.

"no!" bringing your leg up you managed to kick him in his face, knocking him back. getting on-top of him you repeatedly hit him in his face. you didn't even notice the familiar brown eyes being unveiled to you until it was too late.

you froze in place when you saw his face. miles. he knocked you off of him again, smirking, he began to laugh. "this'll be the last face you see, spidey."

"miles?" you felt like throwing up all over again, looking at the boy you've loved for almost all your life talk down to you. you were almost living the worst day of your life all over again.

[aestheticpearl]

✩ ‧₊˚ ✩𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 ✧·˚ ༘ * ༄

✧·˚feat: kayson mayer, jonah, xanthus claiborne, andrew marston, issac rhoades, elias, zaros athat'lin, luca pearce, rowan

✧·˚key: (f) fluff; (s) suggestive; (a) angst; (c) crack

jonah texts (f,c)

xanthus claiborne texts (f,c)

isaac rhoades texts (f,c)

andrew marston texts (f,c)

elias texts (f,c)

when they drunk text you (f,c)

asking them to join you for a nap (f,c)

calling them daddy (as a joke) (s,c)

zaros athat’llin texts (c,a)

‘why are you awake this late?’ (f)

they accidentally send you spicy pics (s)

when you text them ‘i miss you’ (f,s)

sending spicy pics to distract them (s)

‘he’s gone now, you can come over’ (c)

calling them a good boy (c,s)

lyric prank texts (f)

when you stay out late (f)

telling them ‘i want you’ over text (s)

asking them for a kiss (f,s)

sending photos of them sleeping (f,s)

when you call them ‘baby girl’ (f)

masterlist

[dayfaresthenight]

Louis Francois-Bell

Name: Louis-Francois Bell

Alt Names: Aculia Bell (Alter)

Special Titles: Alter, Priest, Hunter, Cleric, God Of Free Will, God Of Arcane Arts, God Of Healing

username: MemoriesOfArchalia

Nicknames: Louey, Bat Wings, The Black Crane

Chronological Age: ???

Age: 18

Pronouns: Any/All, But Perfers Male Pronouns.

Sexuality: Pansexual.

Gender: Genderfluid.

Species: ???

Disorders: C-PTSD, DID, Anxiety, Conduct Disorder, Hypersexuality

Physical Disabilities: Immunocompromised, Slight Weakness in Right Arm, Slight Burn Scars on Arms and Legs

Active Addictions: None.

Recovering Addictions: Self Harm, Alcohol, Weed.

Religion: Daisyism.

Job: Cleric In-Training.

Majoring in: Psychology

Lives in: His Pocket Dimension. Lately, he has been staying with Daisy more often.

Languages: English, French, Runic, Several Ciphers, Ada, Feyish.

Height: 6'0

Accent: Posh and well-spoken, similar to an old Vamperic Count.

Monster Form: ???

Animal Form: A Gray Fox.

Spirit Form: A Sickly and pale boy in a gray hoodie.

Spirit Level: Acceptance.

Powers: Everything She Can do, I can do.

Weaknesses: ???

Strings Form: A Sketchpad that he keeps by his side at all times.

Soul: A Blazing Pink, with slight gray outlines.

Weapons: An absolute clusterfuck of various occultic weaknesses, everything she has.

Wands: ^

Alignment: Neutral Good. (Can be a little silly at times)

Text Color: Bold Black.

Main Animal: Foxes. I'm a big fan of Raccoons too.

Main Hobbies: Puzzles, Debate, Magic, Socializing, Alchemy, Art, Harp, Violin, Writing, Chess, Hunting.

Favorite Food: Mhm. I'm not a picky eater. I'm a fan of Sweets and Spicy things, however.

Favorite Flower: Daisys.

Scent: A faint Blueberry smell, slightly charred ash on occasion.

Handedness: Left Handed.

Blood Color: Red.

Awareness: Fully Aware (Effect: Neutral)

Birthday: Techincally, September 24th. For simplicity's sake though, June 21st.

Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSZlAltkYoc

Playlist: WIP

Fun Fact: He shares memories with Aculia, although holds some different opinions and worldviews then her.

Special Interests: Psychology, Magic, Chess, Classical Mystery Novels

Stims: Bouncing his Legs, Clicking his Pen. A lot of more subtle stims.

Comfort Objects: His Sketchpad, a Daisy Plushie that he has, his main staff, and a Silver Ring with a Grayish black gemstone in it. It means everything to me.

Extras: Alter of Aculia.

Family:

David Crane (Biological Father) [80%]

??? [Mom] [Deceased]

Daniel Crane (Biological Uncle) [80%]

Jonah Francois (Father) [100%]

Daisy Bell (Girlfriend, Future Wife) [100%]

Are Yoru (Girlfriend) [99.9%]

Alice Thoroughgood (Girlfriend, ???) [100%]

Eyeris Catarcat [Friend, ???] [90%]

Venus Violet (Father In Law) [75%] [Complicated Feelings.]

Zailyn Bell (Mother-In-Law) [100%]

Jessa Bell (Mother-In-Law) [100%]

Ebrofour (Father-In Law) [90%]

Radio Bell (Father-In Law) [0%]

Gratifying Days (Brother-In-Law) [75%]

Emily Bell (Sister-In-Law) [75%]

Friends: Alexander (Close Friend) [90%]

Kagayaki (Friend) [75%]

Romance: Daisy Bell, Are Yoru, ???, ???

Enemies: As long as you don't harm my family, I don't give a shit.

Patrons: Daisy, Daisy Bell.

Reincarnations: One.

Brief Personality: Compared to his other half, Louis is a lot more calm and reserved. Very polite and always willing to be supportive in time of one's need, with the uncanny ability to understand someone on a deep, deep level at just a glance

One can tell though there is a bit of anger brewing underneath his surface, although it is something that he has been recently able to fight back more and more. Family does wonders...

Brief Backstory: [To be Written]

[chimairasden]

OCs' master-post ✨

Here you will find all of my OCs and projects related to them, even those I left behind. I'm feeling pretty nostalgic these days. ❤️‍🩹

❗The floral vectorial design is not mine, you can find the art by Sakdina Phensirinapa here❗

OCs related to fandoms:

Beemov Games

💕 Méline and their child Poppy Josaine (My Candy Love) 💕 Séraphine (Eldarya) 💕 Églantine / Beulah (Moonlight Lovers) 💕 Célestine (My Candy Love NewGen)

GB Patch Games

💕 Augustine (Our Life: Beginning&Always) 💕 Reyes and his daughter Desemparados Concha (XOXO Droplets) 💕 Juniper (Our Life: Now&Forever)

Other media ― main ones

💕 Emily Elizabeth Dickinson (Bungou Stray Dogs) 💕 Larissa and her son Levi (The Arcana) 💕 Hilal (The Arcana) 💕 Yeong-hye (Mystic Messenger) 💕 Orestes (Stardew Valley) 💕 Gunnar (Baldur's Gate 3) 💕 Spongada Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom) 💕 A Sweet Elite OC with still no name

Other media ― abandoned or never fully developed

💕 René Karl Wilhelm Johann Josef Maria Rilke, or Rainer for short (Bungou Stray Dogs) 💕 Candidus Galerius Oppius (Blood Moon Calling) 💕 Tacita Aemilia Sagitta (FictIF) 💕 The Horde ― a terroristic group consisting in seven, hateful people: The Boyar Gilles de Bleu, Crimilde Totenochs, The General Hou Yi, Indra, Jigoku Gozen of the Kamisato Clan, Metzli and Pikovaja Petrovna Popova (Genshin Impact) 💕 Nigredo (Genshin Impact) 💕 Rubedo Popova (Genshin Impact) 💕 Florio Walkenhorst (Genshin Impact) 💕 Professor Lin Chong (Genshin Impact) 💕 Kubo Asura (The Kabuki Phantom) 💕 Ōshiro Shizuka (The Kabuki Phantom) 💕 Himura Chōko (Lust in Terror Manor) 💕 Virna (Pokémon Legends: Arceus) 💕 Daffodil (Pokémon series)

Completely Original Characters:

OCs for abandoned roles:

💕 The «Elementals»: Ciano Daverio, Gourias Kabafes, Fosco Mancuso and Zaklina Jacqueline Rubinstein; 💕 The «Phantoms in C minor»: Ginger Weber, Jonah "Krokodile" Tan, Joséphine Thatcher-Maier and Imogen; 💕 The «Desecrated Fables»: Zu Hei, Eva Modor, Oona Turunen, Birgit Winther; 💕 The «Oh-shit-I-don't-remember-the-role-title»: Demetrio Antigoneio, Olimpia di Perdicca, Sante Esposito, Erodiade Zevi and Bastiano Stratigò. While the OCs are mine, the settings were created by a third part.

Others abandoned OCs:

💕 Gella, a female alter-ego of mine, for a neo-realist novel; 💕 Ishmael, a male alter-ego of mine, for a neo-realist novel; 💕 Pericle Colosimo, a young boy who should have been the personification of my anxiety; 💕 Armonia, a fairy for a fantasy short story; 💕 Pelle, a centaur for a fantasy short story; 💕 Sibilla, a human sorceress for a fantasy short story; 💕 Zippora, a sphynx for a never started D&D campaign; 💕 Ilmatar, an orc fighter for a never finished D&D campaign; 💕 Wyot, a shape-shifter warlock for a never started role.

On-going projects:

A D&D campaign that I master;

A Bildungsroman with still not a definitive title.

Abandoned solo projects:

Cain and the corpse, a Genshin Impact series featuring The Horde and other characters;

a sci-fi novel;

a historical trilogy settled in China, from the Fall of the Qing Dinasty to the nowadays People's Republic, featuring more than 50 characters.

Abandoned collaborative projects:

A visual novel in a fantasy setting, focused on war and diplomacy and featuring six love interests.

If you survived the wall of text, congratulations ❤️‍🩹 I have so many ideas and so little time... One day, I hope to catch up with at least some of them.

[wheredidigowrite]

Read in 2025

Loveless, Alice Oseman

Terciel and Elinor, Garth Nix /

All Systems Red, Martha Wells /////////

Of Mycelium and Men, William C. Tracy

Humankind: A Hopeful History, Rutger Bregman

Braiding Sweetgrass, Robin Wall Kimmerer

Kill the Farm Boy, Delilah S. Dawson & Kevin Hearne

No Country for Old Gnomes, Delilah S. Dawson & Kevin Hearne

The Will to Change, Bell Hooks

The Princess Beard, Delilah S. Dawson & Kevin Hearne

To A Fungus Unknown, William C. Tracy /

The Spores of Wrath, William C. Tracy

Artificial Condition, Martha Wells /////

Wool, Hugh Howey

Moss Covered Claws, Jonah Barnett

Shift, Hugh Howey

The Secret History of Home Economics, Danielle Dreilinger

Dust, Hugh Howey

Home, Martha Wells

Sand, Hugh Howey

Across the Sand, Hugh Howey

The Eye of the World, Robert Jordan

Raybearer, Jordan Ifueko

Rogue Protocol, Martha Wells /

Redemptor, Jordan Ifueko

The Great Hunt, Robert Jordan

La Belle Sauvage, Philip Pullman

The Dragon Reborn, Robert Jordan

The Shadow Rising, Robert Jordan

The Secret Commonwealth, Philip Pullman

Exit Strategy, Martha Wells

This is a dynamic list that will be updated as I go!

PINK text indicates a book I read for the first time! Slashes (/) after a title indicate repeat readings this year. Titles in GREEN are still in progress.

I am not counting books I put on to fall asleep. Only stories I actively listen to.

Feel free to drop book recs in my ask box!

[hazyaltcare]

Typing quirk suggestions for an...

OC

(The Magnus Archives)

...with themes of being an Avatar of the Vast, Space & Infinity and also including hints of meaninglessness.

Character Adjustments:

Replace "8" with "∞."

Replace "c" with "𖡎."

Replace "o" with "⚫️."

Word Adjustments:

Add spaces between the letters in "beyond," "space," and "vast." (Ex. "beyond" becomes "b e y o n d," "space" becomes "s p a c e" and "vast" becomes "v a s t.")

Replace "big," "large," and similar phrases with "vast."

Replace "body," "being," and similar phrases with "avatar."

Replace "Jesus Christ" or other preferred name-based expletive with "Jonah Magnus."

Replace "unimaginable," "incomprehensible," and similar phrases with "fathomless."

Use any variant of Lorem Ipsum to replace keyboard smashes and filler phrases such as "er" and "uh."

Text Prefixes & Suffixes:

🙊 ⚟ <text>

⬛️♾️⬛️: <text>

᥎꫶ׁׅɑׁׅ֮꯱ׁׅ֒tׁׅ <text> ᥎꫶ׁׅᨵׁׅꪱׁׅժׁׅ݊

⊹₊ ⋆. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ <text> ⊹₊ ⋆. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

┬┴┬┴┤<text>├┬┴┬┴

⋆ ₊⊹ <text> ⊹₊ ⋆

<text>˚₊*‧✶⋆.˳• ˖⋅꩜

<text> ✮⋆˙

Phrases To Use:

"A fact on-hand is worth two from the abyss." A phrase inspired by the classic proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." This keeps the phrase's original meaning of appreciating what you already have rather than risk losing it to try to obtain something else while also adding a theme of trusting what you hear from someone you know rather than something presented from an unknown source.

"As endless as the horizon." A common phrase comparing the subject to an infinite sky to underline the subject's vastness.

"As infinite as the stars." A common phrase comparing the subject to outerspace to underline the boundlessness of the subject.

"Don't put all your dread in the same vast net." A rephrasing of the classic phrase "Don't put all your eggs in the same basket." The meaning is the same, but with a focus/theme on the job of an Avatar, which is to spread fear.

"Like an entity without an avatar." An insult that implies the subject is useless and alone.

"Intrinsic purpose serves no purpose." A phrase that means you must create your own meaning behind what you do, as the value assigned by others to things is meaningless.

"Only infinite patience produces immediate results." A proverb reminding people to remain patient to obtain their desired outcome.

"Sound and absurdity, signifying nothing." A rephrasing of a famous statement in Macbeth ("Sound and fury, signifying nothing.") which was used to highlight actions or words that are loud and dramatic, but ultimately meaninglessness. This rephrasing holds the original sentiment, but focuses more on the meaninglessness of the absurdity in the universe.

Overall Quirk Suggestions:

Speak calmly and practice patience to give off an ambient vibe of a receptive void.

Use silence to your advantage. Long pauses used at the right time can help create a mood of nothingness.

Mod Haze (☀️Sol)

[magnuspanoptes]

navigation -

bluebeard tag: #kept under lock and key

doubling tag: #surely he's the same

jon gothic tag: #gothic hero(ine) jon sims

jonah gothic tag: #c(o)unt magnus

avatarhood tag: #a man's eating habits

comparatives tag: #misc comparatives

audio edits tag: #my edits

^ most of these are subcategories of #jonelias posts (yeah i know). every post doesn't go into one of these tags, but all original posts are here: #*

i tag more serious, analysis adjacent posts as: #tma text

idrc if you look at anything here except that i'm once again asking you 🫵 to listen to THIS

current re-listen thoughts tag is: #tma relisten

asks are always open and all answered asks are tagged: #asks

[thefudge]

OK so I know you wrote some Jonah/Halle which is why I'm running to your inbox with the HOTTEST of tea this fine morn... okay so as yk Halle's actual bf is some random rapper dude named DDG. Well this mister DDG came out with a song throwing HELLA SHADE at his gf halle and straight up talking abt how jealous he is of jonah and FAM, these lyrics are straight CRINGE

exhibits a, b, c. etc.:

Filmin' a movie now you kissing dudes You know I love you a lot I don't give a fuck if that shit for promo I don't wanna see this shit no more Why is y'all holdin' hands in the photo? You know I'm insecure, that's a no-no I keep comin' back Wanna leave you but I'm too attached...

I been so insecure that I be thinkin' you really be fuckin' niggas you in movies with But on the internet, I just be coolin' it, but in my head, a nigga really losin' it Gotta be payin' good 'cause you keep doin' it, I might just tweet somethin' just to ruin it I got a platform, I'm abusin' it It's a couple things about your job I wanna know (I do) When you shoot your movie, do these niggas turn you on? (On) When you leave the set, do y'all still text each other phone? (Phone) Just because they filmin' it, it don't mean that it ain't wrong

aside from being blown away at this dude like 1) publicly dragging his gf like this but also 2) clearly not understanding how acting works... that said, trash ship fodder too??? 🥺😂

anyways halle, wake up and break up with this man, PLEASE

also, what is it with hollywood SOs acting outta line all of a sudden? keke palmer's baby daddy, jonah hill, and now this man... wack!

i saw this unfold on twitter! it was a mad time! everyone made fun of this man and his inability to distinguish between reality and fiction. not to mention it's a misogynistic bs song. i heard they've broken up? i really hope she's not sticking around for part 2 lol. but...i will say, the little hints that jonah/halle could be real haha....i am looking respectfully... 👀

[thatcoyperson]

CRIMSON SMP - SEASON 6 / S1

Hi ok so for context for this, I'm on a minecraft server called Crimson SMP or CSMP which is just- a server where me and my friends play through the Life Series' [made by Grian]. We're on our 6th season now and since I feel like it, I wanna log in text what happens every session. This season we're doing Double Life!

All of these will be under the tag [#CSMP Logs] just for organizations sake. Life counts, pairings, and summary of my session will all be under the cut :]

LIFE COUNT + PAIRINGS

TTheTinkerer [He/It] + Vinrhin [He/She] - 3 Lives RensRelay [He/Him] + Kenophbia [He/Him] - 3 Lives SteviaStevie [They/He] + Delphiez [She/Her] - 3 Lives ThatCoyGamer [He/Ae] + MaxAnthrax [He/Him] - 3 Lives Necromanttic [He/Him] + SkyIHigh [He/Him] - 2 Lives Casp_Shield [It/It's] + TheToySoldier [He/It] - 3 Lives Fizztic [He/Him] + SwiftSneaking [She/Her] - 3 Lives P3bbs [Any] + Zoimbiez [He/Him] - 3 Lives

-

SUMMARY

So the session starts off with everyone splitting off from spawn. Early on, I run into Vinrhin [Vin] and Kenophbia [Keno] while collecting wood. While talking with them, soulmate pairs are rolled, and after testing we learn none of us are bound to each other. Another short while passes before TTheTinkerer [Jonah] shows up. I punch him to see if he's bound to any of us, and Vin also takes damage, making them the first soulmate pair to be found!

We spend some time collecting fish together when SwiftSneaking [Millie] shows up, who's tested and revealed to not be bound to any of us. Not much exciting happens for a short while until Necromanttic [Maven] turns up and is revealed to not be bound to any of us. Shortly after, Maven runs off and comes back a few minutes later with a few people from around the area - Fizztic [Log], Maxanthrax [Max], and Delphiez [Meg].

Punches are passed around, and two more soulmate pairs are found. Me and Max, as well as Log and Millie.

At this point, Max and I split off from the main group with the intention of caving together. Along the way we find 2 cows and hide them away, and then spend the first night in a small cave collecting iron. By the end of it, we both had near full iron armor, and shields.

Once its day time, we head back closer to spawn to find a bigger cave, as well as to find out what the last three soulmate pairs are since they're all trying to meet up at spawn.

While Max and I are caving in a cave below spawn, RensRelay [Ren] and SteviaStevie [Stevie] show up and find their soulbounds, Keno and Meg respectively. That leaves only Maven and SkyIHigh [Sky], neither of who are near each other.

Maven quickly figures that out, but decides not to message Sky about it to see how long it takes him. Maven joins up with me and Max, and after a bit more material gathering, we decide to go to the Ancient City to get loot and the Enchanter.

After a stupidly long amount of time mining down, and a few breaks to bully Sky through Maven with powdered snow, we dig into the Ancient City and immediately either me or Maven sets of a shreaker. The darkness effect Maven gets is what makes Sky realize they're soulbound together. Max splits off from us to go loot around and Maven and I make a beeline for the enchanter. We stop in the redstone room as well and grab some sticky pistons for traps if need be.

We loot about a quarter of the Ancient together after that, before I set off a shreaker twice more and decide to leave myself since I don't want to summon a Warden. I leave and head up to the surface, before I get the darkness effect from Max and learn he summoned three Wardens the second I left. Which. Ok sure why not give me a heart attack.

Him and Maven both make it out ok though and we split the look evenly. I get out with a pair of diamond leggings, diamond boots, a swift sneak 3 book, and a feather falling 4 book. A few other things as well but that was everything of note.

The three of us head out from there and find a nice area near spawn to set a base up at. They set up some chests and collect some fish from a lake nearby while I terraform the area, and afterwards I split away to try and find other people. Stevie comes over to our area to say hi around when I'm leaving and leads me to another groups base.

Not too far away from us, Keno, Ren, Vin, and Jonah have all allied together in an alliance called The Fairies. I talk with them for a short while before Max messages me asking where I am, so I leave to lead him and Maven over. The moment they arrive, the pair steal from them and just generally cause minor annoyances before The Fairies decide they don't want to have us knowing where their base is and move away. On the way back home, we pass by Stevie and Meg's base.

At the house, we discuss the idea of teaming up with Log and Millie briefly before Maven spontaneously combusts in front of us due to Sky dying from a creeper. I split away from them again to try and find more people not much later.

On my travels I find The Fairies again who aren't happy to see me at first, thinking I have Max and Maven with me, but are fine once they realize its just me. That doesn't last long though, as Maven shows up after a few minutes asking if any of us know where Sky is since he's upset. But, using the power of my past-series alliance and a bit of misplaced trust with Sky, I get his base coords and share them with Maven, trailing a bit behind him to make it seem like I didn't share them.

I reach the coords and no one is at the house for a while, until Casp_Shield [Tango], TheToySoldier [Till], Sky, and Maven all show up together. Sky promises to repay Maven for getting them killed, and Maven leaves.

Not much of note happens after this point, I spend some time talking with Till and Sky, who I was married to the previous season and still technically am, before Max sends the message that the session is over. I tell sky I'm always around if he ever needs a friend since he's alone, having no alliance or soulmate, and then leave for my own base.

And thats where the session ends! Almost all the soulmate pairs are happy together minus Maven and Sky, and if things go well they should stay that way!

Full recordings of the sessions are posted on my youtube [ThatCoyGamer], including this one!

[haseeb-room]

Date: c.1306CE or c.1314/15CE Description: The Prophet Salih produces a camel out of a rock. The prophet stands in the centre of the picture. In front of him is a rock, from which the camel emerges. Behind him is another rock, with butts of trees growing from it and a group of six figures of the people Thamud, who register amazement at the event, in front of it.

Date: c.1306CE or c. 1314/5CE Description: View of page from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows text with central image depicting Yanus (Jonah) and the whale. The position of Junus, lying in the shade of a gourd plant, which God which God grew for him to have food and shelter after being freed from the fish (Jonah 4:6), is similar to iconography found in early Christian art. The depiction of the whale as a fish may be due to a lack of knowledge concerning such creatures.

Date: c.1306CE or 1314/14CE Description: Detail of page from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows text with central image depicting a youthful Messenger as he is recognised by the monk Bahira. Above the figure of Messenger, an angel can be seen emerging from a cloud, about to anoint him from a golden flask. Of the three figures bowing towards him, the foremost is his uncle, Abu Talib, who was accompanying him on his journey. To the right of the miniature, three camels also appear.

Date: c.1306CE or 1314/5CE Description: Detail of page from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows text with image below depicting Musa (Moses) and the Israelites watching the Egyptians drown in the Red Sea. Although the sea had parted to enable Moses and his followers to cross, it had turned on the Egptians to were chasing them, according to the Book of Exodus. Moses is identified by a halo and may be seen in the centre of the image.

Description: Detail of page from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows text with central image depicting Musa (Moses) and seventy learned men hearing the voice of God from the clouds. Moses is shown on a rock, wearing a veil of the type usually worn by prophets and sages, while the seventy are lying prostrate beneath. Mountains can be seen behind.

Date: c.1306CE or c.1314/15CE Description: Detail of miniature from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows text with central image depicting Ibrahim (Abraham) being catapulted into a fire by order of King Namrud (Nimrod), the great-grandson of Noah. In line with the biblical tradition, Noah sits in the flames, protected by an oasis of flowering plants, while Namrud is seated on a throne to the right of the image.

Date: c.1306CE or 1314/15CE Description: Detail of page from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows text with miniature above depicting a figure, possibly the Messenger, astride a centaur, who is holding a book. The figure is surrounded by angels, one of which is carrying a sword and shield. Another appears to be offering him sustenance as she is holding a bowl out towards him.

Date: c.1306CE or 1314/15CE Description: Detail of page from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows text with central image depicting members of the Quraysh tribe, who controlled the area around Makkah (Mecca) in consultation regarding the proscription of their kinsmen, the Banu Hashim and the Banu Abd al-Muttalib, who supported Muhammad.

Date: c.1306CE or c.1314/15 Description: Detail of miniature from the Compendium of Chronicles by Rashid al-Din. Shows view of palace of Iram, the so-called 'earthly paradise' of legendary king Shaddad. A figure can be seen in the centre of the picture, welcoming to individuals on horseback, visible to the right of the miniature. Image has significant damage, with the face of the figure in the centre having been completely obfuscated.

[90secondnewbery]

The Crossover by Kwame Alexander

2015 Newbery Medal Winner

Adapted by Jackson C., Jonah P., and Tyson Y. of Meadlowlark Elementary School (2025)

From Erie, CO

Judges' Remarks: Very well made! I loved the engaged and energetic performances of the actors. Also, I appreciated the real basketball skills on displayed here—especially the big climactic three-point shot. The onscreen text kept the plot clear, and there was a resourceful use of authentic locations such as a locker room, a gym, an outdoor basketball court, a cafeteria, etc. It was goofy fun to represent the female characters of Sweet Tea and the mother by just sticking a shirt on the actor's head. I thought it was inventive to do those split-screen scenes of the basketball game and the scoreboard. (The funeral scene was perhaps my favorite scene, though—tossing sand on a guy laying in a field who can't stop giggling.) Stylish title screen and closing credits too. This movie took the story seriously and did right by it, with creative attention to detail!

Permalink

[steepedwonders]

if fans weren’t so obsessed with the idea of the person who’s music they like having to be this perfect human being they wouldn’t be so hateful towards ex flings like C. not everyone is going to have a rainbows and butterflies experience with that man. he is a flawed human like all of us which he admits himself!!!!!! why are we vilifying her for sharing her side. 🙄

I think people tend to put celebrities on a pedestal because they really connect with them on some level. So when they find out they're just another person with flaws, it's upsetting.

I also think people have different ideas of what is acceptable in terms of sharing when it comes to celebrity relationships. As an example, when Jonah Hill's ex shared the texts between him and her, some were on her side and others were on his side.

[id-pack-archive]

Plain Text

C!Wilbur ID Pack

requested by anon!

(I decided to do Revivedbur)

[Reminder: This is the character, not the person behind it]

Names: Cain, Cassandra, Dante, Elijah, Eveline, Gabriel, Jonah, Pandora, Riley, Wren

Pronouns: limbo/limbos, train/trains, horn/horns, revive/revives, undead/undeads, omen/omens, damned/damneds, torture/tortures, zombie/zombies, stitch/stitches, fire/fires, flame/flames, smoke/smokes, somber/sombers

Identities: Smpgender, Revivelious, c!reviveburcharic, Revburic, Revivallexic, Undeadsensus, revivedcorpse, nohurevboy, deripalettic, gunpowder scent, Cigarette Smoke Scented, Betweenlandic, limbobodien, resugender, Liminic, Vitaluxmortem, resurractic, Martyr/Hero/Messiah Complex, Martyrshric, nartyric, ABAB, AMORAB, AMarAB, dissostitched, DissoWingEars, Dissoundead, Dissolifeseries

C!WILBUR ID PACK

requested by anon!

(I decided to do Revivedbur)

[Reminder: This is the CHARACTER, not the person behind it]

Names: Cain, Cassandra, Dante, Elijah, Eveline, Gabriel, Jonah, Pandora, Riley, Wren

Pronouns: limbo/limbos, train/trains, horn/horns, revive/revives, undead/undeads, omen/omens, damned/damneds, torture/tortures, zombie/zombies, stitch/stitches, fire/fires, flame/flames, smoke/smokes, somber/sombers

Identities: Smpgender, REViVELiOUS, c!reviveburcharic, Revburic, REVIVALLEXIC, Undeadsensus, revivedcorpse, nohurevboy, deripalettic, gunpowder scent, CIGARETTE SMOKE SCENTED, Betweenlandic, limbobodien, resugender, LiMiNiC, Vitaluxmortem, resurractic, Martyr / Hero / Messiah Complex, Martyrshric, nartyric, ABAB, AMORAB, AMarAB, dissostitched, DissoWingEars, DISSOUNDEAD, Dissolifeseries

[zahramalik]

📱

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: If Zahra did personalized ringtones, it’d be Wedding Crashers (feat. Offset) by Aminé. Realistically it’s probably the generic iPhone siren ringtone because it’s the most obnoxious sound she could find. What contact photo my muse has set for yours: She’s really mature and has clearly gotten over him.

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Every word created by Jonah is offensive and should be deleted immediately. How quickly my muse responds to your texts: She makes him a long time because fuck him, he doesn’t deserve a prompt response from her. But not long enough for him to feel like he has the last word. How often our muses text: Never, if they can help it. How often our muses call: Even less than they text. Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Definitely. If he ever called her, she’d expect that it was a butt-dial. Last text sent from my muse to yours:

So is it steroids or is sucking Orson’s dick just that much of a workout? Hope your oral skills have improved since freshman year.

[watsonmj]

jjj and peter’s relationship... iconic