#c.h.i.m.p.s

[jellycaustic]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Thanks for the tag @a-lil-strawberry! :D

Last Song: Apollo (Live on Your TV) [Rotersand Rework] by Apoptygma Berzerk :D

Favorite Color: Green! Especially dark/blue-ish green! (though pink is great too; I actually was just gushing over how awesome hot pink is yesterday)

Last Movie / TV Show: Saw I actually really enjoyed it, despite how gruesome it is. I felt like there were some plot holes, but they can mostly just be glossed over as people making irrational decisions under stress.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: I've got a sweet tooth for sure :3

Last Thing You Googled: Jordan Peterson normal rat context (and yet I still don't know)

Current Obsession: C.H.I.M.P.S. I will black border The Cabin. Maybe not now. Maybe not this year. ....maybe not even next year. But I will get it done, some way, some how!

This time I'm specifically tagging people that I've barely talked to if at all, so if I don't tag you it might just be because we're already friends <3 @vegapunk123, @raz-b-rose, @physicsgoblin, @curly-cottage-girl, @thelegendofsqam, @landcrowe, @microfascist, @odd-vox ....and also I don't have 9, but you're a nerd if you counted :P

[me-want-fish-women]

Jerking off C.H.I.M.P.S. mode 2 tower clear

Jerking off any%

[kirbyofthestars]

if you're wondering why Ben's great and Adora's garbage, Ben routinely gives you a shit ton of money every round meaning, while he's garbage in C.H.I.M.P.S. mode, he's great everywhere else, Adora is one of two towers that require you to sacrifice a unit to work, the only other is Sun God Temple but that thing's fucking busted so it evens out

Also, as stated, these two a routinely shipped and when questioned about it they said:

ah, Clark amd Malfinacore

[gemstone-gynoid]

It is exhausting work to finally finish all difficulties of the very first map. Finally beat C.H.I.M.P.S. mode. No Continues, Hearts lost, Income, Monkey knowledge, Powers, or Selling. Sauda is a good hero. Gave her a boost with a buffing alchemist, added a top path plane. Added spike factory towards permaspike. Then the 230 monkey village. Added 20X sniper as well. Got sniper, factory, and plane to T5. Alchemist to stronger stimulant.

I should've opted to go full middle path on monkey village, but once I got the good towers in place I added a moab press boomerang monkey and moab shove heli for some support. But the spike factory probably would've held up enough anyways. I had enough damage that the DDTs melted before the spike pile was reached.

Mostly posting because I know the terminology here is opaque to those who don't play this.

[chimpsgame]

Deep Cryogenic Rest

Damage Report:

We here at sharksharkshark decided to switch our console release focus and have upgraded to the latest Unity build. There were too many fixes to ignore and CORP thought it would be best to put our efforts into a PC release. Our new shipment of giant GBOT units had to cross through an ion radiation nebula, forcing them to put all organic life into a state of suspended animation for 7 EARTH months. They have successfully crossed the nebula and we are back online.

Systems Check: 

Welcome to Battle Royale. Note the new and improved charge DASH. Feel amazed by our larger GBOT units. Although they are bigger, GBOT are also moving faster in this new environment. And for CHIMPS? … Uh oh. CORP… what happened to CHIMPS?

Sub-spatial Trans-kinetic Analysis

What is coming up? Well, after CHIMPS outsmarted TRAPS they apparently gained an appetite for GEMS. Look out for CHIMPS in TREES. CORP also has an itch to release something soon. Thanks for sticking with us.

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[gemstone-gynoid]

It is exhausting work to finally finish all difficulties of the very first map. Finally beat C.H.I.M.P.S. mode. No Continues, Hearts lost, Income, Monkey knowledge, Powers, or Selling. Sauda is a good hero. Gave her a boost with a buffing alchemist, added a top path plane. Added spike factory towards permaspike. Then the 230 monkey village. Added 20X sniper as well. Got sniper, factory, and plane to T5. Alchemist to stronger stimulant.

I should've opted to go full middle path on monkey village, but once I got the good towers in place I added a moab press boomerang monkey and moab shove heli for some support. But the spike factory probably would've held up enough anyways. I had enough damage that the DDTs melted before the spike pile was reached.

Mostly posting because I know the terminology here is opaque to those who don't play this.

[chimpsgame]

*BREAKING NEWS*

C.O.R.P. Takeover

We have been working on the C.H.I.M.P.S. tech for over 2 years now and thought it was a good time to contact some big wigs. 

Sooo… we sent a message into space. 

Not long after we were contacted by an intergalactic robot corporation.

C.O.R.P. (Corporation of Robotic Planets) 

sharksharkshark will continue to develop CHIMPS, but the technology has been relinquished to CORP for it’s immediate intergalactic use.

First, CORP requires CHIMPS technology to leave the testing world, EARTH, and explore CORP owned planets. These new planets contain lucrative planetary information for CHIMPS to gather.

Second, CORP requires new upgrades to the CHIMPS technology. Upgrade details will be listed as they are developed.

S.H.O.T. (Shooting Hook of Travel) 

CORP requires SHOT to handle the landscapes of CORP owned planets. SHOT length has been increased. SHOT weight has decreased allowing GBOT units to turn in eight directions.

P.O.R.T.A.L. (Planetary Orbital Retrieval Teleportation Arrival Light)

CORP owned planets are too far to travel using conventional space travel systems. CORP requires GBOT units to be deployed via PORTAL technology. CORP requires the return of GBOT units after a complete CHIMPS upload. Operators who misplace their GBOT unit will be required to transmit additional CHIMPS data.

T.R.E.E.S. (These Really Are Trees)

SHOT seems to respond well to wood logs and trees on this CORP owned planet. The trees seem weaker than the ones back on EARTH, and with a few hits the tree breaks apart. Legend has it that these trees might contain GEMS in them…..

S.O.U.N.D.S. (Best Fwends)

CORP requires us to mention our sounds and music are by Best Fwends. They’re really great, you should check them out here!

With these new CORP requirements, we will able to get a KICKSTART on CHIMPS and GREENLIGHT its progress in the near future, so stay apprised.

Latest video test, with only partial upgrades added, can be found here: TEST VIDEO 

Look out for more CHIMPS 

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[chimpsgame]

C.H.I.M.P.S. | Meet C.H.I.M.P.S.

This little nuclear wonder is your target. But watch out, he’s wily and will try to get away from you any chance he gets.

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