#caboose tex

[correctrvbquotes]

The screen changes to Red Base, which we slickly switch to

Church: Tex, I am not O'Malley.

Tex: Bullshit. It all makes sense now. You were the one that told Gary where we were, you were the one that wanted me to disable Sheila by moving her to the ship, and you wanted the ignition coil once I'd removed it.

Church: That's all coincidental. It doesn't make me evil. Just makes me a bad leader.

Tex: Why would Caboose tell me it was you?

Church: You're getting information from Caboose.

Caboose: (over the radio) Thaaat's right.

Church: Dude, I'll tell you what. If you get me killed again, I gotta tell ya, this time I'm gonna be a little pissed.

Caboose: Sheila told me that O'Malley might be inside Blue Leader.

Tex: And that's you.

Church: Sheila's crazy, remember? Besides I was never officially promoted to Blue Leader anyway. That's... Oh no.

[crispy-mushroom]

happy pride month I guess I'm sorry

[calwasntfound]

my friend has been trying to get me to watch rvb for almost ten years. you'll never guess who finally caved

[porkyratt]

do NOT mess with freelancer Tex I repeat DO NOT mess with freelancer Tex!!!!!! Another trend ı did:) It literally is the first season of RvB loll

[riflemansfrequency]

worst flight ever of all time

[p0kern1ght]

end of bgc blue team, when sister was still around and everything was still slapstick and - plainly put - it just hadnt gotten that hard to be a blue yet......i miss her. i miss you s5 blue team.

[hraeesvelgr]

gulp. rvb posting.

[agentark]

see you around, rvb

[justtkatt]

Wanted to experiment with more dynamic gesture!

Blue team with Wash & Tex!

[sourorchard]

RVB text post memes: simtroopers addition

sorry there's so much donut guys he's just inherently hilarious as a character to me

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[polkasharks]

I make Myself laugh

[correctrvbquotes]

Fade in to Church

Church: You can't just show up here and start bossing people around, Tex. Bossing people around is my job. I put in the time.

Tex: I had to leave, I found Wyoming.

Church: Yeah, Tucker told me, what happened?

Tex: I thought I tracked him back to O'Malley. But, by the time York and I got there-

Church: York- your old freelancer buddy? Was Carolina with him?

Tex: She was already dead.

Caboose: And what about Bermuda?

Church: That's not a State, dumbass.

Caboose: Portland?

Church: Shut up!

Tex: But he still had Delta.

Church: Delta; the A.I.? How? I thought they took them- wait a minute, wait a minute, how was he even still alive? Aren't we hundreds of years in the future?

Tex: I thought it was because of his armor. You know all the freelancer suits had some kind of enhancement.

Church: Right, like your invisibility.

Caboose: And horrible meanness.

Church: No dude, that's all natural.

Tex: York's was some kind of healing mechanism. It would help him recover from wounds in battle. I thought it might have kept him alive all these years. But after I found Wyoming, I knocked him out and downloaded logs from his helmet. There's somethin' going on, Church, with a lot of people working against us.

Church: Well what did Wyoming say when he woke up?

Tex: He didn't, before I could interrogate him, he teleported away. One second he was there, and the next he was gone.

Caboose: What about the second after that?

Tex: Can I kill him?

Church: No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food. So, Wyoming's armor lets him teleport?

Tex: I don't think so. I think someone grabbed him from somewhere else.

Church: How is that possible? The only technology I know that could do that is- ...Wait a minute. Each freelancer had an enhanced suit of armor and an A.I., right?

Tex: Right.

Caboose: Right.

Church: Your armor was invisibility, and your A.I. was Omega.

Tex: Right.

Caboose: Wrong. Oops, missed that one, can we go back?

Church: What was Wyoming's A.I.?

Tex: Gamma.

Church: Huughh. I gotta make a phone call.

[that--unusual-person]

got the whole rainbow

[mylo-space]

RvB Things i can't think about too hard or i'll explode

1. there's a character in this show so incapable of letting go of the person they love that they will drag that person back from the dead over and over again, even if it's not really them anymore, even if it's just a copy of something they cared about, even if it's just a collection of memories they shoved into a robot, and they think they're doing the right thing every time, even though it's not what that person wants and they really should just let it go

2. that description could apply to both Church (Texas) or Caboose (Church)

[special-agent-goobs]

Doodled on ms paint once more

Yippeee

[agentcaboose]

couldn't sleep so here's some blue team shenanigans