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[cosmokrill]

Will Calzone

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tasty

[samgosingo]

📓 SamGoSingO Journals - PizzaLauncher Chaos (Entry #7)

Written by R3ality_Bu1lder

Time: 1:11 PM Location: R3ality_Bu1lder’s VR Test Server (a.k.a. “The Lag Pit”) Status: Very confused. Mildly stuck in a vending machine.

🎮 MISSION: INVENT A PIZZA LAUNCHER

So, I had this absolutely brilliant, earth-shattering idea. What if I could shoot pizza at people? I mean, think about it: you're hungry, you're bored, BAM! A perfectly baked pepperoni pizza hits you right in the face. Functional and delicious. Also, potentially a great way to make friends or start pizza fights.

Naturally, I ran to my private VR test server — lovingly nicknamed The Lag Pit — to build the prototype. This server is definitely a work in progress; gravity acts like it’s on vacation half the time, and chairs sometimes scream when you sit on them (I still don't know why). It’s basically a virtual junkyard but with infinite potential.

I whipped up the PizzaLauncher™ v1.0 in record time, slapped on a random texture pack that I think was called “Spicy BattleZone 3” (don’t ask why, I picked it randomly), and hit launch.

I should’ve seen it coming when the launcher started making opera noises instead of pizza sounds.

🍕 ERROR 404: SANITY NOT FOUND

First launch: Instead of pizzas, it shot three angry pineapples and a trumpet. I repeat, a trumpet. Second launch: Things got weirder. It summoned a vending machine that screamed “I AM YOUR FATHER” at me and then crashed on top of my avatar.

I was trapped. The vending machine became sentient and started pestering me with expired energy drinks every time I tried to move. And to add insult to injury, it began charging me 999 Robux per can. I don’t even have that kind of Robux! I tried negotiating, but vending machines don’t do refunds.

Then the worst part: The pizza launcher fused with my headset’s tracking system. Now, my hands randomly morph into slices of garlic bread every seven seconds. Trying to wave at NPCs or talk to people in the server? Imagine someone waving two buttery garlic breadsticks at you mid-sentence. Awkward.

🤖 INCOMING HELP… KIND OF?

In desperation, I called Phantom Gerald. I was hoping for a rescue, but instead, I got him glitching through my call screaming, ���WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN SAUCE?!” and then he just… hung up. Rude.

Then Classic Sam showed up, supposedly to help. Classic Sam has two modes: sarcastic and chaotic, and today was definitely chaotic. He started mashing every single button on my console. Before I could stop him, he triggered “Chaos Mode.” Suddenly, the whole server was flooded with flying spaghetti monsters. The biggest of them was Meatballius — a gigantic meatball monster with wings made of spaghetti noodles.

Meatballius challenged me to a VR rap battle. I’m not proud of this, but I lost. His rhymes were… saucy.

🔧 FINALLY ESCAPED... SORT OF

After what felt like hours of fighting, running, and rapping against Meatballius, I finally rewired the launcher to shoot breadsticks instead of pizza. Apparently, breadsticks short-circuited the vending machine, which gave me the chance to escape.

Freedom was sweet... until I logged back into the server today and realized I’m now permanently 60% marinara sauce. Literally. Every time I move, I leave a glowing trail of sauce behind me like some weird tomato ghost.

I tried everything to fix it:

Uninstalling mods (twice)

Resetting my avatar (three times)

Bribing Classic Sam with a slice of garlic bread (he still hasn’t forgiven me)

And even threatening to hack my own server (don’t ask, it didn’t end well)

Nothing works. The sauce is sentient. It whispers to me. Sometimes it hums Italian opera songs.

🍕 FINAL THOUGHTS

Note to self:

Never install sound packs named “Spicy BattleZone.”

Meatballius is now awkwardly on my VR friends list. We haven’t talked since the rap battle.

If a vending machine ever calls itself your father, just run. Don’t ask questions.

PizzaLauncher v2.0 will only launch calzones. Calzones don’t explode, I hope.

And seriously, I need to find a way to get rid of this sauce before I get banned for “excessive tomato presence.”

P.S.

If you see a trail of marinara sauce following me around NeoCity, please don’t slip. And if you want a free slice of digital pizza… maybe wait until I finish debugging this mess.

��� R3ality_Bu1lder 🎮 Still slightly edible. Still coding. Still confused.

[running2revelation]

🍕 = What is your muse’s usual pizza order? Do they order any drinks, sides, or desserts to go with it? - Anyone and everyone, cause pizza!

These are going to be human AU stuff because I don’t feel like making up/researching what pizza toppings Cookies would have.

Sage of Truth

“Can I get… a 12-inch Hawaiian pizza and a bottle of iced tea?”

Peach Blossom Cookie

“Can I get a small vegetarian pizza with pineapple, please?”

Elder Faerie Cookie

“A small margherita calzone, and a bottle of water, please.”

Fount of Knowledge

“I would like a medium pizza, sauce, cheese and tomatoes. Extra cheese and extra tomatoes. It’s fine if it costs extra.”

Shadow Milk Cookie

“Gimme a large pizza, all meat, extra sausage. Two big bottles of cream soda and your vanilla cheesecake bites!”

Wildberry Cookie

“A large donair with extra sauce, and a small garlic fingers, please and thank you.”

[calzonecornercalgary]

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[forestbarbie]

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[pizzamandans]

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[cosmo-fairywinkle]

They do, and I'm picking up some of the language! I can say spaghetti, pizza, I can't quite pronounce calzone yet... wait, Wanda! Help! I can't say calzone, is it cal-zone or cal-zon-eh? Or is it calzon-ee??? ☹️😦😢🍕

why do i Imagine Wanda and Peri talking/arguing in Italian, while Cosmo is looking at them being like "i don't understand but i love them anyway"

[cirosflyingpizza]

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[magicmitch-eats]

Getting paid to eat pizza? Sounds great, but this won't be as easy as it sounds! In fact, this is the biggest pizza challenge I've ever attempted! I'll also be teaming up with Randy Santel to tackle this monstrous pizza challenge! If we win, we'll get $500 CASH! ✨ Support my content & unlock awesome perks: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/magicmitch

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Location 📍 Mamma Mia's (Rockford, Illinois)

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Teams of two 👨👨

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You must choose at least one topping besides cheese (we went with green pepper, onion, and Canadian bacon)

Time Limit ⏳ 45 minutes

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*Rules and stipulations have changed since the attempt of this challenge, so call ahead to confirm availability and details.

🌟🌟🌟 MORE FOOD ADVENTURES 🌟🌟🌟 🍔 QUADRUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER CHALLENGE IN MISSISSIPPI - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQL-_tt1nw&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbee1YF8Rd-sYfVQA_3_A-mB&index=3&t 😳⚠ MY BIGGEST FEAR CAME TRUE DURING THIS 72 OZ STEAK CHALLENGE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZoQxJKi4BA&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbdXuMakZ-PNXmFms7KVQY5J&index=35 🥞🍦 Huge Pancakes & Ice Cream Dessert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS3o1X4f2Ho&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbdXuMakZ-PNXmFms7KVQY5J&index=7 🍕 144 Pizza Rolls - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWTJ0vQZ3g&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbfYjaKQj8DyW12PYmGAfCCM&index=2 🍛 Jumbo Japanese Curry Challenge - https://youtu.be/aRpc2OYjg10 🐟🍟 Fish & Chips Challenge in New York - https://youtu.be/QielFWpLreU 🥪 Epic Grilled Cheese Sandwich Challenge in Chicago - https://youtu.be/if4SfEKQFIs 🍕 2-Foot Calzone Challenge - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX4S79ku0kc&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbfYjaKQj8DyW12PYmGAfCCM&index=3 🍳🥓 Huge Irish Breakfast Challenge - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41nvSmNBuxQ&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbdBA3HPeLgF8kFUTy5Ef5DB&index=22 🍖🍗 BBQ Challenge in Scotland - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-GDQbsiLyI&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbdXuMakZ-PNXmFms7KVQY5J&index=4 🤢⚠ THE WORST RESTAURANT FOOD CHALLENGE I’VE EVER DONE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omvx115nh84&list=PLyc8PEyVWPbdXuMakZ-PNXmFms7KVQY5J&index=34

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[michaellambert]

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[harry-du-barry]

Lava is wet. Hot wet.

Folded pizza is a sandwich (calzone). Unfolded pizza is an unfinished sandwich.

Haha no, actually. Pizza is what you'd call an 'open-faced sandwich'. 🍕 Basically if you have a piece of bread with any kind of topping on it, it's culinary considered a sandwich. 👨‍🍳☝️

[letsshoponline5]

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[winari2]

CALZONE AIR FRYER 🍕 ou au four !

[r473n]

🤡 makeup?

Blue nail polish, so I don't bite my nails. Occasionally dark eyeshadow. Funnily enough, the more masc I go, the more comfortable I feel wearing makeup. Bizarre.

🐾 fav wild animal?

Snow leopard cos look at those massive paws!

�� fav flower?

Orange blossom. Because it reminds me of home and it smells amazing.

🍕 fav pizza?

Plain old calzone, with tons of cheese, ham and maybe some olives

🧃fav cold non-alcoholic beverage?

Coke, but I can't drink it anymore. So I'll go coffee, because I can't seem to drink them while hot, it's a disability. It happens with tea too, but that's too disgusting to drink cold. Have to draw the line somewhere.

🎸 musical instrument?

Drums, although haven't played them in a while

🏅sports?

Boxing. Yes, I suck at it. It's just for fun.

🏫 fav school subject?

Biology 🤓

Free tag to anyone who wants to participate!!

Tell me

🤡 Makeup?

Nail polish, lip gloss, eye shadow. I like pearly effect. Also highlighter is my favorite thing lately. 👽

🐾Fav wild animal

Edible dormouse. Wouldn't eat it tho.

🌸Fav flower

Chrysanthemum

🍕Fav pizza

Hawaii 😈

🧃Fav cold non-alcoholic beverage

mineral water

🎸Musical instrument?

Piano, but it's pain. For ears and hands.

🏅Sports?

Walking. I hate sports with passion.

🏫Fav school subject?

Literature

Well, thank you if you participated and you can tag as many people as you want!

@srtruth, @r473n, @seeveekat, @criminal-sen, @n3rd--gurl, @ioshk-chan, @moonlit-mystery-writer

[johnnyprimecc]

Calzone from @sanmatteocucina - really hit the spot! Ricotta, mozzarella, mortadella and spicy sopressata. #pizza #calzone #italian #🍕 #pizzeria #neapolitan #neapolitanpizza (at San Matteo Pizzeria e Cucina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmxl6M4uYJ7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=