#captain iris

[girlsackthing]

check out this cool comm i got from @spicedraws!!!

TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

[yorusylph]

so, cap'n, another adventure?

[pokemonblack3white3]

tumblr user pokemonblack3white3 this is the 7th week in a row you've shown BB League in class

[turquoisespace35]

Banshees' captain 36

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Ken Doll

Inspired by this post

It was a normal day at the headquarters, no major villain or alien attack, magical related problems and no annoying civilians.

Till there was a mixed up in the fridge, both Flash and Marvel have similar lunch boxes.

Flash: *minding his own business quietly eating his lunch, too tired to realize that his lunch is not the same one he brought*

Cap: *walking by* “Hi, Flash” * does a double take* “…………. whatcha you eating?

Barry takes notice how Marvel’s voice goes hoarse at the end of his sentence.

Flash: “my lunch”

Cap: “you sure?… causethatlunchdoesn’tlooklikeyourlunch”

Flash: “hmm?” *looks down to he is eating green with purple yolk eggs, bright orange piece of meat (maybe), and others weird colored food?

Flash: “this is your food”

Sounds more like a statement than a question

Cap: “kinda but yes”

Flash: “not safe for humans”

Cap: “yeah”

Flash: “am I going to die or go crazy?”

Cap: “ neither”

Zeus: “he may go crazy”

Cap: “crazy maybe”

Hercules: “can’t blame him”

..

..

..

Flash: “Marvel, what’s going to happen to me”

Cap: “ hopefully nothing”

Cap takes his “lunch”

Cap: “call me when you notices the changes”

Flash: “what are the changes”

Cap: “ you’ll know when they happen”

The next day

~ring~ring~ring~ring~ring~ring~

Cap: “hel-

Flash: “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!”

Cap: “I’m guessing the changes happened”

Flash: “WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT LUNCHBOX TO THE WATCHTOWER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE!!!”

Cap: “I needed a control environment for it”

Flash: “………….aaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”

Cap: “meet me at the watchtower”

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Watchtower, men’s changing room

Flash: “I’m going to kill him”

Green lantern (Hal): “kill who?”

Flash: “ack!”

GL: “why have you been sitting with a towel wrapped around your waist for the past 20 minutes?”

Flash: “I made the mistake of eating Marvel’s “lunch”” *answering both questions”

GL: “oh yeah, whatever is in his lunchbox is not really food, but then again he doesn’t really need to eat”

Flash: “Argh, it’s not my fault, are lunchboxes are similar and I was too tired to realize what I was eating”

GL: *chuckles* “So what did his lunch do to you? You got explosive diarrhea or are you seeing hallucinations?”

Flash: “sighhh, it’s easier to show than explain”

Untying his towel

GL: “woah dude I don’t swi-WOAH WTF”

Flash: “yeah I know”

GL: “what happened to your thing”

Flash: “I don’t know, I accidentally ate Cap’s food, he told me to be on the lookout for the changes” * gestures downwards to his thing. “ in the next morning I woke up with a purple and yellow p-

BOOM

Marvels: “IM HERE IM HERE, HAS YOUR EYES TURNED PINK”

GL: “..?”

Flash: “….no”

Marvel: “good, it’s just the one that poison your body slowly”

Flash: “HOW IS THAT GOOD?!”

Marvel: “it’s a more easily fix”

Flash: “oh for the love of GOD… THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE THAT LUNCH BOX IN THE FRIDGE WHEN IT DOSEN’T EVEN CONTAIN A MEAL-“

Marvel: “well it wasn’t really for human eating”

Flash: “BAT WAS TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO NOT PUT YOUR WIRED SHIT IN THE COMMUNAL FRIDGE-“

Marvel: “I didn’t think anyone would eat purple eggs”

Flash: YOU HAVE MADE COMMENTS ABOUT LUNCHBOXES LOOKING SIMILAR”

GL: “Dude, calm down before you burst a vein”

Flash: “IM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN, YOU TRYING WAKING UP IN-

Marvel: “flash”

Flash: “THE MORNING GOING TO PEE AND HAVING PURPLE AND YELLOW”

Marvel: “ALAKAZAM!”

*plop*plop*plop*

GL: “…….”

Flash: “…….”

Marvel: “ummm, it will grow in 8 hours, try not pee, you can use your butt, but that will cause some problems late- that I can fix but it will be awkward- try not to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours once it grows back”

GL: “……”

Flash: “…….”

Both staring at the fallen objects

Marvel: “bye!”

..

..

..

GL: *covers his area* “oh my god”

Flash walks very weirdly to his locker and pulls out his phone

Flash: “Iris, baby, about date night”

[jetslay]

DC Families hanging out.

[overchromatic]

Pokekids fashion!

[ledesaid]

Billy body-swaps #3

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He feels it's important, he feels the box between his fingers is very important... perhaps it's an incipient feeling in the body of his host.

The feeling worsens when he sees a red-haired woman enter the cafeteria.

His nerves are more agitated than they should be, and he tries to open the box, hoping that whatever is inside will give him some explanation for the sea of foreign nerves.

Is a small velvet box so hard to open?

How does it open?

And it is already too late; she has sat down, and the small box finally opens, fortunately away from the lady's gaze.

~Will you marry me?~

Holy Molly! This is indeed a problem.

...: So, what did you want to tell me?

Billy: I... Am...

Iris: Breathe, today I don't have to run for a news story... Is everything alright, Barry?

Billy: I-I think I need to go to the bathroom, sorry.

Definitely, if he was giving that excuse, quickly leaving the cafeteria didn't help his host...

Billy: I'm really sorry, Barry! I really didn't mean to! She seems like a good girl, I'm sure she'll forgive you!

Billy tries to run to cross the street, but he doesn't expect to crash into a wall and pass out.

He also doesn't expect to wake up at the Watchtower.

He rubs his face, feeling small cramps but apparently no bruises, he celebrates for himself.

Billy: Nothing hurts... I would swear I crashed.

John: You really did, it was a hit at one hundred sixty kilometers per hour, you're lucky to heal quickly and not have broken your skull.

Billy: Green Lantern... Am I Flash, right?

Billy slightly tilts his head in confusion.

John: Did you hit yourself really hard?

Billy: I think so... I didn't expect to be thrown. Can Barry run without being a roadrunner?

John: I think it's practice, he's been doing it for years, I forgot it's Sunday... you must be Marvel, right?

Billy: Bingo! Please tell Flash I'm sorry for ruining his marriage proposal.

John: Poor Barry. He'll cry about this.

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Part 1 | Part 2 | U are here | Part 4 | Part 5

[leonard-cold]

[evergreenblogsposts]

the flash text posts pt. 7

[zombiecowboy65]

Just realized the edge to his voice was because he wants to ask about Jeremy & know about him and his family but he can’t. Because ravens do not have families. & jean cannot have Jeremy as his and to know about Jeremy’s ruins the illusions that the rules are still in tact. I’m going to k*ll my fucking self

[a-side-character]

I love when a woman is a Captain

[lukas-dusk]

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.

[pokemonblack3white3]

Figuring out where I want to slot everybody in the modern pla au

[turquoisespace35]

Banshees' captain 5

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[curlyfriesgalore]

draft of an NSFW for curly!

guys, please bear with me for she is writing!!! just writing very... very slowly 😭 but i think i'm getting into the swing of things, so hopefully this'll be done in the next 3 days! (*coughs* this is future iris, um... this will take a couple more days? maybe by the first week of feb since uni started again 💀 but i'm writing the smut)

[this is an mdom -> msub curly req from the end of last year, so i am sooo so sorry for everyone who's been waiting for forever, especially anyone who immediately begged for daisuke after my headcanons post 🥲.]

so far i'm quite happy with the flow of everything i've written so far [643 words but i'm thinking of reaching maybe 2k?], but i keep second-guessing the dialogue and proof-reading my descriptions to make sure the vivid imagery still makes sense and isn't too cringey? 😵 (but who am i kidding, smut is cringey by default but it's okay ♥️ we are cringe, and we are free!!!)