#captain to the bridge

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[eightbitpale]

POV you’re Eli Vanto and your bitch admiral won‘t share his blunt because he needs it to help him analyse twilek pottery or whatever

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[capsicle107]

can't change the weather, might not be forever but if it's forever, it's even better (x)

[trek-tracks]

Jim, that's not the saying. Jim. That's not the saying. Jim that's not--

[fabuladorah]

I need yall to look at his face carefully...

Did you see it? Did you see the love boiling over his goddamn pores?? No? Okay one more time.......

DO

YOU

SEE

IT??

[maliciousalice]

What would you do if you saw this? Be honest.

[imnotditzy]

I know I’ve been just posting about Fawcett recently but wait.

Fawcett with Bridge Trolls.

Hear me out.

Every once in a while a random troll will take up shop on a bridge in Fawcett, demanding people to answer their riddles. Failure results in death. (Unless, they can work something out.)

They stay there until someone can answer their riddles, which disrupts the flow of traffic so severely that all broadcasts warn about them the same way they go about bad weather or a traffic jam.

I imagine Captain going up to the bridge troll of the month, trying (and failing) to answer the riddles then getting flattened to the ground so many times before relenting and asking Solomon. But he never learns his lesson.

And he never gets it right.

Once he tried 78 times and only relented because he had monitor duty. He left a crater in the bridge to the point the thing was split in two.

How I imagine it would go:

Troll: You must answer my riddles three, if you wish to get past me.

Cap: Three? Last troll only gave one!

Troll: The rise of riddles is your fixation, but I propose you look at inflation. Cap: Oh. That makes sense, but uh— I need you to leave.

Troll: From this bridge you ask me to cease, but I shall’t leave without my peace.

Cap: *sigh* Okay, hit me with it.

Troll: Answer the riddle you must do stat, or else you will end up flat. Riddle one I will declare, for time I wish to spare; With a mouth but unable to digest, with a bed but not of rest. 

Cap: uh…

Cap: A blanket?

Troll: Wrong!

captain is crushed by the trolls fists and is pummeled into the bridge.

[holdtightposts]

Keep in mind that people who are unreasonably angry and calling Captain America, Anthony Mackie, a liar for saying his father picked cotton in the 1960’s are the same people who were taught by their parents and grandparents what happened to Ruby Bridges in the 1960’s wasn’t real to hide their own disgusting behaviours. Generations of inbred stupidity.

[dykespirk]

ive been giving it a lot of thought and to be honest the only thing that separates captain kirk from captain janeway is that janeway is a serious person

[pre-raphaelite-s]

my favorite idea that i’ve thought of for snw season three is that in one of the eps we’ll get to see jim’s first day as the farragut’s first officer and it just goes Horribly Wrong. like unfriendly aliens capturing the captain kind of bad. jim has to take command and it’s also his FIRST!! day on the job kind of bad. “the enterprise is the federation ship closest to us, we need to call them for assistance” kind of bad. and then when the enterprise arrives to help, pike sends his best senior officer who’s not immediately needed on their own ship over to help jim. and who would that individual happen to be? why mr spock of course 🙂

[alexprime]

As some of you know, I am currently building a 1:1 scale replica of Kirk's Captain's chair from TOS, complete with sounds, lights, buttons, switches, and microtape slot. The conundrum I'm having right now is that my living room layout does not presently support the addition of such a monstrous piece of furniture. Unless I remove my entire couch. And if you think for a second that I'll get rid of the one comfortable bit of furniture in my home for guests to sit on... you better fucking believe I will. Sorry everyone, I'm manning the bridge right now, you can sit on the fucking ground.

[automatonwithautonomy]

obviously everyone knows kirk and spock are soulmates or whatever. but no one ever tells you just how bad kirk wants to fuck that ship

[ignatiusteto]

WHAT'S UP STAR TREK NATION I'M BACK AFTER 3 YEARS WITH NEW AND OLD OCS (aka I finally filled out T'Mava's/the Concinnity's crew. working on getting art for all of them)

[chernobog13]

Next week on Star Trek the crew of the Enterprise encounter a strange alien that has beamed aboard!

[oldmanbracket]

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Round 1

Who is hotter?

[leek-e]

Play It By Ear Fanwork Week day 7 - Play It By Ear <33

This is my water colour pencil drawing of Jess McKenna as Captain Midnight from Space Rocks :)