#carlos is reading it devours 🫶

[pichirobi]

the voice of night vale 👏👏👏

[cressidagrey]

Not Lewis and Nico finding out in the same chapter I'M DEADD. Lowkey I wished I found you and white horse a bit later so I wouldn't be living in suspense every morning but ig that's the best part about it! I absolutely devour each chapter with tea and biscuits it's all so perfect and starts off my day so well I can't tell you how much it means.

Honestly, at this point since its 2024 I'm waiting for Ollie to show up in Jeddah when he subbed in for Carlos and meet belle there. It would be soooo funny when all the rookies slowly start showing up after that and get adopted by belle slowly and I can ABSOLUTELY imagine them bragging about her till they all meet her like "yeah I met belle she's the greatest human to walk the earth" to make each other jealous.

Just curious if belle would be going to more races since she's freelancing now it would be soo wholesome for her to be there for Lando in Miami and be there for Oscar after the whole sh*tshow in Hungary.

And also just wanted you to know how much I appreciate you and your writing <333

NOT TEA AND BISCUITS WHILE READING I’M GONNA CRY 😭 that is the most perfect vibe and I’m so honored White Horse is part of your morning routine — truly, that means the world 🫶🏻💛

Also: Lewis and Nico in the same chapter?? Peak drama. Peak chaos. Honestly, everyone finding out has become my new favorite genre. And I love that you're thinking about the rookies!! Sadly no space to sneak in Jeddah (I cried a little about it tbh), but if I ever end up writing 2025? Oh you know Belle is adopting every last one of them. They’ll be bragging about her in the paddock like “you haven’t met Belle yet?? ohhh bro.” Max fully sharing his snacks with them like “yeah she made that. no, you can’t have more.”

Also 👀 you might be onto something with Miami... might need to sneak that in somehow. (The idea of Belle quietly being there for Oscar post-Hungary just broke my heart in the softest way.)

Thank you so, so much for this message — your support and excitement genuinely keep me writing. I appreciate that more than you know.

[falseprophetpoll]

Kevin quotes to show ppl show false he is🫶

“ KEVIN: How delightful! I'm totally disgusted by pasta salad. Can't stand the taste or the smell. In fact, to look at it causes me to heave. But thank you, that’s so kind.”

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“ I don't even know where to begin cleaning up all of this blood.

KEVIN: [slightly pleased sound]

CARLOS: I'm sorry did you say something?

KEVIN: Nope. I just like your story. Carry on.”

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“ LAUREN: Thanks for that recipe, Kevin. My favorite holiday dish is radish casserole. It's easy to make. You just pull the stems off, then using a peeler, you remove the red skin. Then place the radish in a food processor and blend until it is a stiff paste. Pour onto a plate and voila.

KEVIN: I still don't know who killed that starling.”

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“ KEVIN: Oh it burns.

LAUREN: It's acid.

KEVIN: Look at all the little bubbles forming on my wrist! I can see my veins!”

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“My church: The Desert Bluffs Temple of Joy. As you know I have written many texts on the Smiling God through the years, detailing my visions and the many holy messages of our destroyer.”

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“ Hang on. Let me text her... [he's texting Lauren] What... about... a... monument... a tower... no... a Chasm... a deep sculpted pit... showing... our dedication... to the Smiling God. Announce that instead. Love, Kevin.”

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“ They're carrying signs which read "Separate Church and State" and "Libraries! Not Forced Labor!" They can’t be upset about the Mudstone Abyss. ”

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“ I can see your smiling faces, but I want them to be smiling even more, and to help you with that, I will tell you my vision. Of this monument. Of the Smiling God. ”

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“ Mayor Lauren Mallard called for a halt to construction despite adamant protests from the media. The media spent the past week constantly texting and calling the mayor, telling her that construction must continue, because it has been the media's dream since childhood to build a grand physical testament to the Smiling God's endless happiness and love. ”

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“ Maybe the media should try texting the mayor again.... [he's texting] "Why... is construction... still halted... Lauren?" Oh that sounds a bit aggressive. Let's brighten that tone a bit with... "bleeding-gums emoji... spider with human eyes emoji... cry-laughing emoji..." There we go.”

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“ Think about the Smiling God, its mammoth wriggling form and thousands of legs emerging from the earth and devouring your body. Envision your whole self nestled in the moist, loving belly of the divine beast. Smile while you do it, Desert Bluffs. Keep Smiling. Keep...”

(Theres more but a lot of it is in the book It Devours! and im not in the mood to pull it out rn)

Kevin Propaganda Part 1!!

[adhdbraingoburrr]

I’ve never seen Cecil drawn like this! I love how many different interpretations there are of Cecil outside of just the tumblr sexy man

the voice of night vale 👏👏👏