#casey egbert-strider

[realtidepod]

i want to hear about the dirkjohn mpreg. how long does dirk wait before telling john. whats their relationship like before and after the mpreg. what dumbfuck name do they give their baby

HEEEELLLOOOOO ANON!!!! i am oh so happy about your inquiry. inquirIES even. (hella long post incoming)

this is such a fun and also unreasonably hard collection of questions to answer because we have like……. so so so many different dirkjohns we play around with like little barbie dolls in our spare time that its difficult to pick just ONE set of them to talk abt. ESPECIALLY when it comes to mpreg cause its literally like we have a dirkjohn that has this kid, a dirkjohn that has THIS kid, and a dirkjohn that has that kid!

id love to talk about All of them in This Post but 1 oh my god that would take forever and 2 i would definitely remember something wrong and that would haunt me FOR….. EVER…. so i think just for easiness sake (and my own) i will just go with dear sweet little casey for now because i know we have DEFINITELY given her the most love and attention compared to the others . unintentionally i swear. we just love her a lot <3

i guess with all that being said im accidentally going backwards in answering these LMAO the dumbfuck name they give their baby is actually somehow not THAT dumbfuck of name to give a baby at all as it turns out! maybe thats just because we dont really love giving dirkjohn kids these Really Out There names to be honest. we see that as more of a jakedavekat thing than a dirkjohn thing. dirkjohn are Serious about this baby thing. and believe me. that baby. Is a Thing.

as for their relationship BEFORE the mpreg… well…… theyer in looooovvveeee. la dee dee la dee da they are just . so happy. so happy and so in love. a typical day for them is literally wake up, cuddle, kiss, eventually get up and john makes them coffee and then breakfast. they eat and john reads the fuckin NEWSPAPER of all things after while dirk does the dishes <3 and THEN they watch tv.they watch tv for a whiiiiile until either Fuck Nothing is on or they remember heeeey. they have errands or chores to do. errands is an always john thing or an always do together thing, but never JUST a dirk thing. he does not like going to places by himself and john Obviously isnt going to make him. chores however are anyones game, but they do have a system of who does what like each week or each day because thats GROSS and theyre in LOVE. have i said that theyre in love yet btw i think i have!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after that its the evening time Free For All where they could get into Anything before its time for dinner. on MOST days this time is just hobby time for both of them really. dirk works on some little something in the garage, john looks up more recipes to try, they fuck, then they have dinner! it’s great! after they get ready for bed they either watch a little more tv before hitting the hay, or john reads a book with dirk cuddled up next to him for a little. thats very important. very important, and very mundane. in a good way of course.

john really thrives off of mundane i think, and dirk does too, albeit in his own slightly different dirk way. routine is good for them, and it can be pretty tough when that routine is poof. down the shitter and well . its really needless to say that said their routine goes a Biiiiit fucking haywire when they find out the reason dirks been throwing up and just generally Feeling like Shit is because he is somehow Pregnant.

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ok hi its Pod on the mic (the other one) to answer the last question because Tide is honk shooooo ok ANYWAY. thank you for the ask anon <3. to answer the last question!! the After mpreg. it’s worth noting that this is the work of ult dirk, so, do what you will with that information. that’s a whole other can of worms that is worthy of its own post (or like 100k+ word fic that will probably be perpetually in the works, but you didn’t hear that from me)

during The Mpreg dirk’s pretty stressed and confused because why is this happening. he has a whole dick and balls. but as they say. things will Always Keep Happening. john kinda stops questioning the how after a while and tries to have a more positive outlook on it, which soothes dirks mind a little but goddamn it is a Rough pregnancy for him. he goes through it and john is supporting him 110%, and even makes sure to keep it on the downlow among their friends since dirk Really doesn’t want anyone to see him while he’s sick almost every other day.

once their little Thing is born they go with the excuse of ectobiology, and let me tell you it was Very difficult to hide for the last few months.

as mentioned dirk was really anxious, specifically about being a parent in general, but luckily for him john was and is more than supportive about assuring him he is and that just because some version of him wasn’t a good one doesn’t mean he, himself, in this current time, doesn’t have any potential to be. it eased dirks mind a little, but it didn’t really set in until he was holding her in his arms. kind of like an instant familial switch flipped on in his brain. to “lock in” (sorry never using this terminology again i’m too old for that)

they have a girl! her name is casey. yes, after the girl from con air. yes, after the salamander. it was difficult for them to come to an agreement on the name, especially with john’s connection to it, having lost casey the salamander due to health complications years prior. in a way it was john coming to terms with his grief, even if it’s a little selfish, but despite the sad memories it reminds him of what it was like when he was a caregiver alongside dirk. plus he just likes the name casey. at the bottom of this post we have a sprite and doodle of her <3

they are very happy with their little family of 3, still have no idea how it happened, but are very glad it happened

if you know what her shirt symbol is a reference to (hint hint loading screen of a 2004 video game) you are officially vip member of the blog realtidepod where you get absolutely nothing except SUPER COOL GUY status. thank you for the ask anon, sorry for the lengthy reply lmao, we love dirkjohn a lot <3

[arizuume]

Happy birthday, John and Jane!

[sirenetica]

Fifteen Years.

[jijingka]

one year older!

[dirk-daily]

Dirkjohn pls

5/12

[squash3d-c3phalopod3]

Hey um. guess what month it is.

Zoom-ins under cut!!! (They're also higher quality so. click that blue text)

[kameokarii]

DAILY CASEY #112

Casey dirkjohn

[lembowe]

huuuge google slides art dump!!! more under the break

you can tell i've had a lot of freetime recently lol

[agender-john]

I think egbert would want to raise a kid idk

Dave is not ready to have kids he's not even sure what he wants to do in life but it's ok j is fine w being a single parent

Dave is still helping w raising the baby tho he's not a deadbeat dad

[tournamentstuck]

Lets kick this blog off with a narrowed scope popularity poll !!

! Favorite Character Who Survived Homestuck Tournament !

This is a masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.

Spoiler warning: This is a tournament that is all about the end of the comic so if you havent gotten there yet then, go read homestuck !! Winner: Jade Harley !

Final Rounds:

Terezi VS Jade

Roxy VS WV (battle for bronze)

Semi Finals: Roxy VS Terezi

Jade VS WV

Round Three:

Roxy VS Karkat

Jade VS Casey

WV VS Calliope

Terezi VS Kanaya

Round Two:

WV VS Nanasprite (PRC) Calliope VS MSPA Reader Aradia VS Roxy Jack Noir (Beta Session) VS Karkat Terezi VS Dad Crocker Kanaya VS Rose Nanasprite(PRC) VS Jade Casey VS PM

Round One: John VS Aradia Roxy VS Jake Lil Seb VS Jack Noir (Beta Session) Karkat VS Dave Terezi VS Jane Crowbar VS Dad Crocker Vriska VS Kanaya Rose VS Sollux Ms. Paint VS Nanasprite(PRC) Dirk VS Jade Casey VS Lord English Jasprose VS PM WV VS Davepeta Nanasprite(PRC) VS Caliborn Calliope VS Gcatavrosprite MSPA Reader VS Swifer Eggmop

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No context art dump for both my gf’s epilogue au (that I’m helping her with) and mine. Teemheem

[your-nerd-alert]

day 26- kids menu

[catgirlweed]

what if an insanely long amount of time after u beat sburb u transform into a new version of urself based on ur classpect and personality :0

[allibunn]

Captalogue Gachapon Pins Leftover stock from Metrocon 2024!!

[sakurablitz]

created: 2014

johndave kids!! they're so cute i love them so much 💜💖

-> made with ms paint

[eridan-amporaa]

johndave week day 3 - consorts

what if dave had adopted a nakkodile like how john adopted casey and they were besties. what if his name was hella jr