#challenge instantly failed

[wildsaltair]

Maximus stop being the cutest most precious man alive on the earth for two seconds challenge

[m00nbuggies]

theyre bffs guys

[starleska]

omfg, i forgot to tell you guys that i was romancing Telly the other day, when he came out with this line;;; it just so happens that daffodils are my favourite flower!! swear i had a whole body flush 😳😳😳

[star-bitten]

Doc Rui to the rescue!

I was about to do taiga but then I saw your post so... Rui it is!

HAOSIF;VML;MDLKHJFC;;OSGSDKJL;OISDFGHJK;LSM[8TUPQNY3 5HMIO;UJGYB ;!?v?!!*(@Oi!??????????

NE NE NE NE NE NE NE....................................... NE NE NE NE NE........................ NE....................

i'm CHEWING on him and i'm also chewing on YOU WHAT THE. HIS SWEET FACE I'M. GOING TO KISS HIM FOREVER. I LOVE HIM I LOVE YOUR STYLE I LOVE HIM IN YOUR STYLE. THANK YOU SO MUCH i'm. NOT WELL (he'll take care of me.......)

[spitinsideme]

pomni is stitching up ragathas injuries !!! what a nice gesture ❤️ (she is doing it terrinle but ragatba canr see that because she too focused on making love eyes at pomni)

[fellhellion]

i wish a sizeable chunk of the wider kcd fanbase weren't massive reactionary morons who perceive women as an extension to their patriarchal figures and mere receptacles of their 'virility'.

genuinely exhausting to see the majority of commentary around lady stephanie be 'jokes' about the idea her husband just can't fuck her right, as though the core of her dissatisfaction is not the profound loneliness which grew between them on account of how much time passed before she ever truly learnt divish as a person, years bargaining for the release of a stranger she married young, as was her duty as his wife, and then his preoccupation with his lordly duties after this driving an even greater wedge between them.

a huge chunk of that initial flirtation with henry is an expression of envy for what she percieves as a life lived with passion and excitement (if also tragedy) as well as like. a chance to finally express to another human being the grief and regret she has carried about the restrictions of her station etc

[amystarrstuff]

id be the worst fucking fixer ong. my director would tell me to kill this guy but when i show up i'm captivated by his eyes and playful laugh, leaving me wide open to attacks and i end up dead on the street being devoured by sweepers

[microvibing]

ditch and Vinnie fluffy?

This is what you meant right

K FINE I won't be annoying here take this doodle

[athenas-only-daughter]

this post from @linka-from-captain-planet reminds me of a convo we had about Clea and Neve Gallus and, specifically, how many people categorize Neve as 'mean' and there's like. a direct pipeline here.

Neve's very polite, even kind, to her teammates and the player, but she has boundaries (which she, again, asserts very politely) and doesn't fawn over the player ergo = mean

But if she's mean, where does that leave someone like Clea who actually is kind of a bitch? Well according to the Fandom Scale of Women, if Neve Gallus is Mean, then Clea Dessendre is Unforgivably Abusive.

There's only so much overlap between player base for these two games so not everyone out here calling Clea evil was calling Neve cold/a bitch back in November but like. something here!!!!

[funtergeist]

post got too popular people started arguing in the comments

[dennifreeman]

i think tommy's characterization by the hlvrai fandom wouldn't be this way if he was a bit more vulgar

[levitheseus]

2* redraw doodle from re-watching it's mygo

[gooperts-gunk]

idk how there's people that still don't understand that q!bbh has always had a disconnect in social interactions Girl that's a fallen angel/demon that has lived thousands and thousands of years He is NOT going to be able to match in a human way he is NOT HUMAN!!!!! if you TELL him he'll understand, but do NOT expect him to pick up on it!!!! *turns to intensely stare at the camera* CHAT. (not all of chat)

[paranoid-spotlight-everest]

They're so divorced

[riks-hot-stuff]

More of my opinions!

k so I remember when I posted about Cleo and Emma’s mock exorcism for me because they like hazbin hotel (not because they support vivzipop, but because they just like the premise and can overlook the many ways it sucks that I can’t stay quiet about). Well now I’m gonna post more of my opinions with pictures that work so the tumblr algorithm sees a blonde badass mermaid and is all “yeah let’s show this to people” because if I don’t share my opinions here I’m gonna yell at the first person I see about how problematic that book gothikana is.

okay remember that book? yay steamy gothic romance well the male lead is an actual asshole, the subtext romanticizes owning of women, the female main character would be way cooler in a novel about self discovery and if she had a different name.. just name her Raven at this point. Or at least have her acknowledge that the real origin of her name is a bony fish that is actually pretty cool and dare I say cooler than a Raven.. but whatever.

yeah so that book sucks. It’s not as bad as some “dark romance” crap but it’s pretty bad. It’s fine if you like it but you can’t deny all the bad things in it— I hate the way it handles mental health (the most STOCK IMAGE dialogue EVER after some kid JUMPS FROM THE FREAKING ROOF), authors being allergic to the word “said” physically pains me, and this thing is in bookstores everywhere near me. Get it away from me stop. I WILL set it on fire and have to pay for it.

but as sucky as the book is

The line “slightly breathless, severely pissed” speaks to me on a whole other level. Like babe that’s me right now getting ready for a swim to mako while all these opinions swirl in my head.

[blimbo-buddy]

I would shove my thumbs into someone's eyes as hard as I could the moment they tell me this shit