#chat: river

[bigfatbreak]

Wait.. so did child-Marinette straight up meet a talking snake boy who asked to marry her and was just like “yeah sure sounds reasonable :)”

It was actually pretty recently, but Luka's being realistic in that neither of them are "adults," so their engagement is purely verbal. However, Marinette's promise was very genuine.

[river-fisher]

hehehehe interrogation room date...... <3

[ministarfruit]

pleased to announce that I have finished omori and feel very normal about siblings right now

[phalangemedes]

Matthias Nonius with a tonsure to prove his humility as a Cavalier Primary of his house, and his devotion to the Tomb

OR

Matthias Nonius with a fuckboi undercut and a top knot because he's Ortus' blorbo and it's a canonically historical haircut

[rooksamoris]

cnn calling hind rajab a "woman" makes me want to vomit. israel killed hind, a six year old CHILD! a baby. she graduated kindergarten in 2023. they called her a "woman" fucking flying through hoops to justify the murder of children, as if it is any less horrific when adults are killed.

[riverintheunderworld]

may i request ronin and a transmasc mc? (i crave t4t content.)

YOU !! you remind me of my friend a lot ( loves ronin and LOVES LOVES mlm t4t content ) anyways !!

Ronin Beaufort x Transmasc MC

You had a lot of ambitions in life. Like, a lot. If your preditions were right, you we're gonna have a best -selling book by now, being loved by everyone -- at least, everyone who took the time to read thriller books about serial killers.

You didn't expect to be in a server full of them, and you would've never guessed that it would be one of the best things to happen to you.

Also, you definitely didn't expect to be dating one of them.

Ronin Beaufort.

A man who is in your bed in this very moment, tracing a finger over your chest -- and it's worth the binder on your chest used to be his own. It feels weird, but nice. You never had the luxury to buy one for yourself before.

His legs are tangled with yours, and you're almost cuddling, for fuck's sake.

Honestly, you feel like you're overheating. The AC is off, because the temperature is bearable when there isn't someone sharing his body heat with you.

"Why are you thinkin' so hard?" Ronin tilts his head, looking at you with that stupid grin of his. The one that you like a little too much.

"I don't know. It's hard not to think."

Ronin laughs again, like he's taking that as a personal challenge.

Unfortunately, you don't think it'll be all that hard for him to stop your thoughts completely. Even worse, it wouldn't be all that hard for the man to direct all your thoughts to himself.

With the way he's looking at you, it seems like he's also aware of that fact.

The hand tracing your chest starts to linger on your hair, playing with the ends of it.

It's barely been a week since you've cut it. Honestly, you can't even remember how it happened. The most you remember is that it was an ungodly hour, and that there was a very tired but willing Ronin cutting your hair over the bathroom sink.

You liked the way it looked.

It's a lot better than how it would've looked if you got it from the barber across the street. You might've still held a grudge on the one who worked on your hair -- he seemed to have a personal vendetta on you and cut it in the worst way possible.

But this? This was nice. You looked in the mirror and actually... felt good with what you saw.

It still felt weird that Ronin Beaufort, the serial killer who you thought saw you as nothing but a playtoy, was the one who willingly helped with all of this.

Very weird.

"I like the way this looks on ya," he murmurs, and you would almost think he's going soft with the way his face holds a gentle expression. "-so handsome."

"I could say the same for you." You could hear your smile in your voice.

When did you start smiling? You didn't know, and you couldn't really stop. Even when you tried.

Ronin, praise the man, starts scratching your scalp. You could honestly fall asleep like this. You will fall asleep like this, actually.

You allow yourself to close your eyes, letting out a soft sigh as his hands work on your head.

After a while, you feel yourself slipping even more, but you force yourself to open your eyes. You want to... well, you're not exactly sure. But your body starts moving on its own, and it's not really in your top priorities to try to stop it.

Without even thinking, you take his hand, intertwining it with yours.

Ronin stays still, looking at you with a raised brow, and you wonder if you finally caught him off guard.

You place his hand close to your face, and you give it a kiss as you look back into those eyes.

Ronin's eyes flicker away for one second, and you feel his fingers twitch.

There's a bit of comfort about the fact that you can ruin him as much as he's ruined you.

You place another kiss.

A/N: HI HI AUTHOR RIVS HERE I HOPE U LIKED THIS!!! sorry if this isn't what u were looking for anon but u can always send in another ask :3 SEND ME THOUSANDS IF YOU'D LIKE!! because i would definitely like that!!!

anyways watch me play killer chat again.. i miss my gays (and im also distracting myself from the fact that im like 1 dollar short for the adwd dlc that i want to buyyy </3 sighh time to finish comms)

ANYWAYS ENOUGH RAMBLING i love u whoevers reading this mwuah mwuahh

[thealdersgateoffice]

Jackson Lamb gave River Cartwright a “pretty good” reference when asked, according to Catherine Standish.

Slow Horses | 2.01 Last Stop 🐌🐎

[royalarchivist]

Roier: [To Missa] Fcking "Griefer Sin Comida" [griefer without food], you idiot.

Quackity: "Griefer Sin Comida" is ruining everything.

Missa: I'm gonna get a fcking ulcer.

Rivers: Calm down guys, calm down, calm down–

Mariana: Hey Quackity, what if you just open QSMP and we all join?

[via @RoierEnglish]

[littencloud9]

this is the canon hiisako nation i see

[celuere]

You are so real for that! Lesbian Arle, that's all there is, like there's not a speck of her that gives off 'I can romantically like guy' like NADA! And everytime I scroll past through tiktok and see these gooners of a (male) streamer thirsting over her it feels like I've been tied into an electric chair LIKE PLEASE GET YOUR NASTY MALE EYES OFF OF MY LOVELY WOMAN KISSER! She's for the girls only! For womem only! Loud incorrect buzzer to those who think so otherwise! 😤

"oh but it doesn't say that in the game/hoyo wouldn't do that"

Do we play the same games?! Yeah it didn't outright say that she's lesbian BUT ITS SO DAMN OBVIOUS! And Hoyo?! The same company that made Honkai?? Are you sure?????

it‘s so funny to me when people deny queercoding in hoyo games. they LEGALLY CANT outright state a character’s sexuality, genshin was released in 2021, the same year china introduced the whole censorship thing. see image below

we had bronya and seele KISSING in the hi3 manga before that, that panel got removed from the canon manga shortly after the introduction of the censorship. elysia talks about kissing girls ALL the fucking time, kiana literally dreamt about marrying mei and you are trying to tell me they’re not implying eimiko, clorivia and beiguang?????

ignoring and denying their obvious intentions and indications because they’re not outright saying that beidou showed ningguang a real firework on lantern rite is tonedeaf. the same people denying said interactions to be implied would be yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs how CANON their ship is and how fucking straight the characters are if the same interactions happened between a man and woman. don’t pmo now.

arle doesn’t really have queer coding in my opinion other than her yelling at men all the gah damn time and just looking like pussydestroyer4000 , maybe we get some more of that in the project stuzha arc and her making out sloppy style with columbina. that being said, idgaf about what other people/writer hc her as because it doesn’t affect me any way lol do what you want on your blog, i‘ll do what i want on mine<3

[idlenight-art]

Lost an eye, womp womp. (argent when I get you argent) When blinded sidestep briefly mentions getting a replacement mod in the future, so ofc I had to draw that too. (eyemod inspired by his suit helmet)

[alchemicaladarna]

WAIT would it be copium to theorize that !foolish didn't forget !bad at all, but is instead playing a game with him? I mean, the last time they talked !foolish mentioned making a game for !bad at some point, so could this be a game he's trying to get !bad to figure out orrrr

[jimbonesss]

dreadful magma scribbles from during fd2 rewatch

visionaries!!genuinely could not remember who the guy in 4 was ill repent by drawing him later or something

ignore the random 3 doodle in this patented 2 post the demons!!

ill draw something more than doodle slop..one of theese days

[mattodore]

updating old poses 🚬

[nezz-cringe-crib]

first time drawing near. i need to get more obsessed with him.

[fiannans]

I haven’t been in the Cyberpunk fandom for long, but I’ve already seen multiple people suggesting it’s “weird” and a mark against his romance that V and River have sex with River’s sister’s kids sleeping in the next room…and like, I don’t know how to break it to these people that lots of adults who live in homes with children will occasionally have *gasp!* sex while those children are sleeping under the same roof. And anyone who’s familiar with kids will know that most of them will sleep through pretty much anything, including fire alarms. River’s niece and nephew are fine, lmao.