#cheeky nandos

[little-worm-grant]

Moonboys: Top Notch Banter

Marc Spector & Steven Grant

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Summary: Steven's all fired up and trying to explain British things to Marc. All of this is complete nonsense and none of it should be taken seriously.

Notes: Inspired by this post. Was funny to me it ended up being 404 words.

Marc was ready to pull his hair out. Staring forlornly back towards the reflection where his counterpart had been driving him crazy for the better part of a day.

They’d argued earlier and Steven decided there was no peace to be had. He chose violence, though nothing like Marc or Jake’s. Talking to himself mostly. Rambling, rambling, rambling. All in the constant vicinity of Marc. Making it near impossible to concentrate. If he couldn’t beat it. He tried joining it.

“But what does cheeky Nando's mean?? It has to have a meaning.”

Maybe he shouldn’t have asked. He was verging on losing his own sanity.

“Mate it’s hard to explain.” Steven started with a disappointed sigh. “It’s just like one day you’ll just be with your mates having a look in JD.”

“… right.” Marc answered. Finding none of it right. He really was trying to follow along. Steven continued on with little breath between his strung-together words of gibberish.

“And you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum, who’s an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury will be like, ‘Brevs, let’s have a cheeky Nando's instead.’ And you’ll think ‘Top. Let’s smash it.’”

Hand rubbing over his face to comprehend this level of fuckery. Marc stared for the longest time.

“What are you saying?? You’re not even British? Have you picked this up off the internet?”

“Oi! You wot. Don’t say that. I’ll have you.” Steven pointed his finger up threateningly. “I’ll clap your ears together, I swear on me mum.”

Marc inhaled longingly for a moment of peace. Head tilting back to stare at the ceiling. It was either he put up with this for another hour or say what he’d been meaning to say.

“Alright. Fine. I really can’t listen to you anymore. I’m sorry I ate the last Oreo.”

“Too right! I knew it was you! Knobhead. What’re you like?”

“Did you even know half the shit you were talking about?”

“Course! JD’s a shop you have a gander in. And everyone knows ‘Spoons. Solid place if you fancy a pint in the beer garden. Even if it tastes like piss.”

“Okay?”

And still, somehow, none of it was okay for Marc.

“Gotta love a cheeky Nando’s when the occasion calls for it. Just don’t invite any ledges or Archbishops of Banterbury unless you wanna get wankered.”

“Steven. I’m begging you, please. Forget I ever asked.”

[ineedfairypee]

Yes pls

[daziechane]

I'm visiting London for the first time and while it's exciting to see the sights and the holiday decorations and all I'm most geeked about seeing things I've only read about in fanfic. Boots! Tesco! Primark! Charing Cross! Covent Garden! NANDOS!!

[recently-reanimated]

I feel like I'm losing my mind. I just found out the establishment is just called "Nandos" I thought the full name was "cheeky nandos" I really don't understand british culture.

[rarilee33]

Discussion question: What would Macbeth order at Nando's Alternatively what would he order at Chilis

[ellaroseyy]

What’s your Nando’s order ?

[autumnimagining]

... what in God's name is a cheeky nandos

No further explanation is needed, and none will be provided.

[hyacinthi-mortem]

@nasa what's the caloric density of a planet???

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[katiajewelbox]

Note: This post features AI generated art. It is just for fun and was part of a humorous AI art prompt challenge I participated in on the Facebook group "Cursed AI".

Fancy a spooky Nando's instead of a cheeky Nando's? This is "Gothic Nando's restaurant" according to the imagination of Bing and DALL E AI Art. I think the decor is surprisingly beautiful and I like how DALL E added a Medieval European flair to the architecture. I might consider eating at Nando's if the restaurant decor was this inspiring. Unfortunately the food looks just as dull as the real life Nandos, so I guess this place is a bit like Rainforest Cafe where the main draw is the exotic decor. I'm not too sure about the staff members though, they look a bit iffy!

[stealingpotatoes]

The way I'm certain of poutine's anon nationality-

i assume asking “do you like poutine” is the canadian version of asking “do you like a cheeky nandos or trip down the chippy”

[cranberrymoons]

to speak my truth oliver's haircut is good. it's only weird because it makes him look british.

[jynxedshapeshifter]

I think Kazuma would meet Gina for the first time and almost immediately be like "what are you on about" in a similar way to how Ryunosuke was confused about what the hell she was saying during McGilded's trial lol.

I think he'd mostly pick up on things through her accent but then she says "I thought I'd 'ave a butcher's at the scene, I couldn't Adam an' Eve it!" while telling Kazuma and Barok about a crime scene and Kazuma's like "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING" then the scene cuts to several hours later and Gina's doing her best to explain Cockney rhyming slang to Barok and Kazuma because she'll be working with them a lot so she figures they need to understand the slang she's using, except she just explains what the slang means (butcher's meaning look, Adam and Eve meaning believe, etc) and doesn't explain the actual process of how it works (look > rhymes with butcher's hook > butcher's, for example) despite Kazuma being like "where the fuck do you get plates from feet"

[columboscreens]

[vampyre-bytess]

Old art circa 2021-22 (??) but since you guys expressed interest in the Fuckboys I share this with you!

I dub it….

Fuckboys with Doggos

These are the boys who have pet dogs lol

1) Casey with Sweetie (field spaniel)

2) Brett with Diesel (Siberian husky)

3) Caleb with Merlin (welsh corgi)

[a-worthy-mystery]

What I love about Edwin and Charles is that they are both so painfully English. Edwin with his Edwardian Stiff-Upper Lip Repression and Charles with his 'Brils' and 'wots all dis then?'

[wiiildflowerrr]

'I Took Every Member of 5 Seconds of Summer on a Date to Nando's

We spoke about fame, boy bands, and how we are all hurtling towards our inevitable deaths...'

Daisy Jones for Noisey, London, 16 April 2018