#chocnut

[hellowitty]

Gorjas (Abi Marquez voice)

Chocnut turon for the second time around. Coz why not chocnut

[grocerylogs]

Aug 2020, part 1

This marks the first re-appearance of chocnut since the pandemic began

[hamsterrausch]

Ferrero Deal Wheel Gewinnspiel: Kassenbon hochladen

Neues #Gewinnspiel: Jeder Dreh gewinnt - Ferrero Deal Wheel mit Kinder, Duplo und Hanuta - #Hamsterrausch

Ferrero dreht 2025 am Rad. Denn pünktlich zum neuen Jahr startet ein neues Gewinnspiel. Sein Name: Ferrero Deal Wheel. Jeder Dreh gewinnt, so lautet das Motto. Die Marken Kinder, Duplo und Hanuta machen mit. Ab dem 6. Januar 2025 warten jede Menge Preise im Lostopf. Und zwar für alle, die das Glücksrad drehen. Der Hauptgewinn ist ein Mini Cooper E. Außerdem gibt es Technik-Produkte – Samsung…

[kairiscorner]

i srsly can't help myself from making these

gojo satoru x filipino reader

• he fucking plays with the damn lato-latos (dk how to pronounce it properly pls help) EVERY DAMN DAY.

• i can imagine he plays with it on his own, while he's watching over his students from outside the barrier when they're on missions, when pissing off nanami, ESPECIALLY AROUND YOU, THE CLICKITY CLACKITING NEVER STOPS AND IT DRIVES YOU INSANE 😭😭😭

• he def listens to iv of spades or itchyworms, if he's feeling dramatic, he'd listen to regine or lea salonga.

• when you came home to him, exhausted and overworked, he turned on the karaoke machine he bought without you knowing and put on "gusto ko nang bumitaw" and sang it from the bottom of his lungs.

• he bought a karaoke machine to impress your relatives, he vibes with the noisiest ones but hates the chattiest ones fr 😭

• he has mastered the art of saying, "putangina niyo !" (it angered your relatives a little at how he says it so casually, without hesitation, but you didn't teach him that–your anger towards work/school/every/anything else did; yasz i swear when mad too ok 🫂)

• he loves mang inasal fr, that's where he hangs out if the kfc is full. if not mang inasal, JOLLIBEE 🫂🫂🫂

• he's a chocnut kid ok.

• he hoardes the chocnut away from you and indulges in it when he knows you're on a diet, HE'D EAT 3 WHOLE ASS PACKS IN FRONT OF YOU SHAMELESSLY.

• he likes the tinikling dance, but he gets sad when he dance to the notes on time, he wanted to know what it was like to get slammed at the ankles by the bamboo :[

• but it's worth it seeing you have fun dancing with him

• he gets scared of the flying cockroaches.

• "mahaaaaaal..." "ipis ba nanaman?" "yes........" "yan kasi, kain ka ng kain ng chocnut sa kwarto, alam mo naman makalat kang kumain hayup ka"

• he calls you the king/queen of the slipper bc you not only use it to slay those wicked cockroaches, you are mighty great at hitting him with it whenever you please :>

• HE ALSO LOVES CALLING YOU "MAHAL", IF NOT MAHAL, IT'S "BEBE KO"

• "mahaaaaal, i'm home", "bebe kooooo, can i have a hug?", "mahaaaaal, what did i do this time?", "bebe kooooo, they were being such putangina fuckers ! how could i nooooooot?"

• he loved kadenang ginto fr, it was too iconic for him. "OH MY GOD KASSIE" = "OH MY GOD MEGUMI" (he relentlessly memes it on megumi bc he can :>)

• surprisingly, he picked up on tagalog really fast. he treats your parents with respect, but he thought to call them "lolo at lola" instead of "ma at pa", he only called them the latter when he overheard your parents complain about how disrespectful that lolo lola thing was to their age 😭😭😭

• he wants to try all your childhood favorite foods, he LOVES TAHO.

• he fucking freaked when team yey had a filipino dub of digimon, he binged that the whole weekend.

• a couple of kids in your barangay challenged him to basketball (bc mf is so tall, they wanted a challenge) AND HE WHOPPED THEIR FUCKING ASSES SO BAD, HE CARRIED HIMSELF 🫂🫂🫂

[maya-chirps]

I don't like talking about twitter drama anywhere but I just found the funniest twitter drama I've seen and it's literally about turon (a filipino snack made up of a fried wrapped banana with glazed sugar). Here's the translated thread as I guide you to this insanity:

"I SCOLDED CASHIERS AT SM MANILA SUPERMARKET. The line to buy a turon was long and there were only a few turon left on the stand. I was in the middle of the line and there was a lot more people behind me that wanted to avail a turon."

"There were 2 cashiers that were on break or had clocked out maybe that went to the cashier of the turon stand, and I heard that they were trying to reserve 2 turon. The cashier said 'Go to the line hey' but these two insisted that they don't need to go on the queue. So my blood started boiling because I really hate getting cut off in line."

"Then the one cashier took 2 turons for the two cashiers that cut in line. One of them said 'Dat ours?' then the cashier gave the turon to the two cashiers that cut in line and were waiting at the counter to pay. So my blood boiled even more."

"Then I told the cashier 'Miss you actually let these two cut in line while there's so many people in line, you're being unfair to the people waiting at the back' the cashier said 'Ah the two, sir?' Then I replied 'Obviously, yes!' with a bit of an angry tone in my voice."

"The 2 cashiers that cut in line for the turon were already holding them then I told these other two who were assigned in the counter that 'If you don't give up the turon, I'll let your manager know, there's a lot of people in line hoping to buy it too.' Dont tolerate that kind of attitude. So unfair!"

"The two cashiers didn't really say anything and they took the turon from the other two that cut in line. I just don't get why there's these kinds of people that could already see that there's a line but are still forcing themselves in and would choose to be unfair to others."

"Given that they're employees of SM, shouldn't they be more understanding because we're customers where they work. I'm not saying that the customer is always right, I just wish that they also know what's right and wrong. And there, I was able to buy a Turon with Chocnut*. Delicious!"

"And the people in line behind me because they were also able to buy some. 😊"

Additional Context:

Turon in SM is priced at PHP 25 which is relatively cheap. It's bout 0.50 USD?

More comparatively, seeing as OP looked at least middle to upper class (we'll discuss that later), it would've been easily affordable to him, but maybe a bit of a struggle for the two cashiers since they make less than the national average and are also contractual, often losing their jobs and not having any benefits.

Chocnut - a popular Filipino peanut butter chocolate that has a powdery consistency. it often melts in your mouth and is widely popular and beloved across the country.

This shit blew up and I mean blew up like this was just over ONE thread

It blew up so much that TURON started trending in Filipino twitter

Most people agreed that although cutting in line is bad, it seemed like OP felt way too proud of himself and probably should've just let it go because they were probably underpaid, overworked employees who only had 15 minute breaks.

OP's replies were also reeeeally self-important like

Person 1: mygod girl just dont anger a hungry person. lols OP: I stood up not for myself but for the people who were in line too and willing to wait. Again, respect and let's just be fair. Person 2: Oh no, he rly thinks of himself as a hero after what he's done here 😭😭😭😭

People jokingly started calling OP patay-gutom (lit. dead-hungry), a term we use here for someone extremely hungry and typically those who are hungry because of extreme poverty so OP decided to prove the haters wrong by... telling people that he was actually a millionaire???

Person 3: You're a bit patay-gutom sis in this part. All that lashing for turon? Hahaha. Get a life girly! Person 3: This is the deleted tweet of sissy @/op's handle [Screenshot of OP's tweet with an attached censored image of one of his bank account information that shows that he has 1.5 Million Pesos. OP: Me who's patay-gutom and a girly with no life, is this okay now? Or do I SS my other banks? Jkkkk✌🏻]

So anyway, here's some of my favorite tweets translated!

The turon of SM, bow The turon of SM is queued for The sweet banana, sugar and chocnut Spreads at every bite Giving joy to those in line and the cashier Yet the poor cashier Who stood for ten hours Was denied two of the turon...

Next time you should just buy turon here I mean you have P1.5 M in Metrobank anyway [Image of the top of a menu for Amanpulo Clubhouse Restaurant]

The line for turon at SM jk: [screenshots of two videos of people slowly walking in a line in a crowded railway station]

motherfucker your thread is so long that if you just used the time you used to type to just go to the next sm to buy turon

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It's officially been about a day and half since this happened but it's still trending right now which is pretty crazy. I don't think I've ever been this blown away with discourse over filo twitter until now. I will probably think about Turon Man for a good while.

[wanders-nowhere]

Tuesday

This is the second time of me trying out Kenny Rogers and surprisingly tasted better than the first time I tried it. Not sure if I was just hungry. Lol

And I finally found Chocnut in the grocery. Not sure if there’s a shortage of supply (lol) or it just sells fast because I haven’t seen them for a while. Ofcourse, I hoarded.

How’s your day going?

[anyonghalimaw]

hi please don't feel obliged to respond this but i think it's very funny your pets named chocnut too. please look at mine mine he looks like he got soaked in water. hes my pathetic little woof woof

YELLINGGGGG HES SUCH A LITTLE GUYY 😭😭😭 imgonna lose my mind he looks like someone enchanted a plush toy and it came 2 life hes so much cuter than my chocnut 💀 👇🏽 The fish-stealing demon

[prismartist]

HI TRICK OR TREAT

hello hello bella beloved !!! as a treat for being the first one here's a well-loved candy of the philippines, chocnut :D it's chocolute and peanut butter rolled into one, basically

ID: chocnut, a square candy wrapped in gold and red wrapping with the brand name in fancy royal lettering. End ID.d

[electricangel-s]

TRICK OR TREAT!! ♪

HI ASHE!! you get a treat! have a chocnut

[hellowitty]

Minandal for today

[rosiehrs]

CHOCNUT ON TOP

THEY ARE BEST DRIENDS

[purplegeorgina]

May kilala kami nga indi man sya artista pero nag-announce gid sa social media nga nagbreak na sila ka uyab nya. Daw na ready na ang ino repost kay ora-orada after bulagay kay nag post dayon. Kay gali gin-announce to para ipabalo sa isa nga naga hulat hulat sa iya na pilion. Amo gid na guro kalipayan nila duha. ang sila pilion sang kada isa. Life is too short, why not chocnut haha!

[mindsrest]

I’m out right now and I’m trying my very best to at least pretend that I’m enjoying this food(which is one of my favorite dishes). My stomach doesn’t want anything. It has been like this since last night, I didn’t want to make it seem that there’s something wrong so it was my luck too that you had the same feeling after we ate Chocnut.

It feels like I’m dragging something in my life. Everything is just so gray.

[kairiscorner]

TANGINA KINILIG AKO SA MGA HCS NI NOIR /pos 💗 CGE PA REQUEST NG MODERN HCS

ANG SARAP MAKARINIG NIYAN PO <333 SURE THING ANON HUHU

okokok, now imagine...

he'd play "panalangin" for you two. he'd dedicate his time and energy to learning the chords and how to sing it just right in his vocal range, HE HAS A BASS VOICE, he can rizz you up so easily when he opens his mouth like.......... ginoo <;333 (fuck off miggy this ain't about you noir sings better change my mind)

he really, really respects his elders. like your parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and even great grandparents--just anyone who was older than him, he never fails to say, "po", "opo" or call them "ate", "kuya", "tito", "tita", "lolo", or "lola". he finds filipino culture so respectful when it comes to the elders and how endearing the "mano po culture" is. he hopes that if he has kids one day, they'll be as polite as you, so he tries his hardest to follow your example AND UPHOLDING THAT TO A TEE.

he loves entertaining the elders at family gatherings, especially as cover for you if you family asks too many questions, especially personal or uncomfy ones towards you. he'd direct the conversation in another direction, and cast you sideways glances as he reassures you whenever you need it through simple gestures, like holding your hand underneath the table, picking up the convo when it's dying out after a dry response, and getting you more water or something when you don't feel like getting up.

also, he knows it's not very polite, but he disregards politeness when he overhears or witnesses you being kinda harassed or being treated uncomfortably by a family member. you know those types, making fun of your insecurities to mask their own? yeah, no, he'll step in for you and answer them for you even if you never asked him to. he'll retort every criticism they have of you, your body, your academic life, your personality, your habits--he does not give a shit if they're "doing it out of love", if he sees you uncomfortable, he'll give you real love and get you out of there and defend you all the while.

your family thinks he's spoiling you too much... and he might be :> BUT CAN YOU BLAME HIM, HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH?????

when asked when the wedding will be, he always chokes on air.

he's very good with kids, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM WITH PENI????? if you had younger cousins, he'd entertain them. i feel like he would've been overwhelmed at first when the kids were crowded around him, yk filipino parents sending their flock of kids to ask for mano po from their elders.

"oh bless kayo kay tito peter", he sees a shitton of kids, "well guess my favorite hand's gonna fall off".

ngl when he gets called tito, it warms his heart because, he has a soft spot for kids and has this innate urge to spoil them, so when he's called tito it's like all his spoiling and love and hard work has paid off even it's just in the kid's nature to call every adult not related to them "tito" or "tita".

HE'D TELL YOU EVERY TIME AS WELL THAT HAPPENED, "mahal! i was called tito by your pamangkin (nephew/niece)!" /proceeds to spoil them with chocnut, jollibee, or whatever else.

oh yeah, he also puts off on swearing, but he can't help himself so when he gets accustomed to tagalog, there are tendencies when he uses tagalog curses BUT he doesn't go through with it. so parang: "PU...SANG GALA", "ANG GA...MO-GAMO MO."

i like to think that when he's speaking to you, it's mainly in english/taglish. but when your family members catch you guys in conversation, they'll whisper to themselves, "uy, di marunong magtagalog jowa niya, lokohin natin," and try to get him to call himself mabaho or something, but when they talk to him, HE SPEAKS IN FLAWLESS TAGALOG, HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

also... he calls you aking sinta :> HE KNOWS IT'S OLD FASHIONED, HARDLY ANYONE USES IT IN MODERN TIMES UNIRONICALLY, but he loves calling you his "sinta", bc you are his one and only :>>>

"aking sinta, mamahalin panghabang-buhay.. i'll love you forever, my dearest." HE SAYS WITH THAT CUTE SMILE, THE DIMPLES SHOWING, THE CURVES OF HIS LIPS ACCENTUATED AS HIS EYES SOFTEN UP AND GET A LITTLE SMALLER AS HIS NOSE BRUSHES OVER YOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA /namatai

a/n: SANA KILIGIN KA RIN DITO ANON <333

tags !! @thecoolerdor

[gaelnotgayle]

Peanuts and Forever

I allowed myself to imagine a life– a future with no nuts

I would keep the Nutella in a separate cabinet, along with the peanut butter 

And I would only eat them on the days you’re away on your work trips

I would learn to enjoy chocolate chip cookies without the walnuts to balance the sweetness

I would listen to Chesnuts Roasting On an Open Fire and reminisce on holidays with my family

I would look longingly at pistachio cake and gelato, and settle for mint chocolate ice cream instead

I would let go of Chocnut and Pad Thai, even Vietnamese spring rolls too

I would, really I would

I loved you enough to give up all of the things I enjoyed

While you couldn’t give me the gentleness I craved, the simple things I needed

Maybe that’s where we’re different because I knew I was genuine in my love

But yours felt more like a declaration of words, but never actions that amounted to it 

So now I have a future where I never give up nuts for you

Where I could enjoy all the peanuts and almonds 

And I’m all the better off never having given up something for someone who couldn’t compromise for me

[abcdevvv]

“Belly laughs, Baby kicks and cradle dreams” 

Pregnancy is often described as the start of an extraordinary adventure. A  time when dreams begin to take shape, where a new set of partners in life begin to dream bigger for their familly. 

On August 31, 2024, we had the privilege and joy of chatting with Ms. Richie Kyle, a radiant first-time mom-to-be who''s embracing every moment of this incredible journey. From the first flutter of tiny kicks to the thrill of knowing the baby’s gender, she shares the magic, excitement, and love that comes with preparing for her little one’s grand debut.

Richie allowed us to have a peak in her world filled with laughter, love, and unshakable excitement for the moment that's yet to come.

Richie is already in her 7th month, the first month in her 3rd and final trimester, she excitedly shared that her baby is a girl, and weighs almost five kilos already inside her belly. It was a big baby indeed. When asked about the physical changes that happened to her and how she adapted to them, she shared that;

“Bukod sa pag-payat, breakouts at pagiging mas pawisin, medyo wala na namang nagbago saakin, actually akala ng iba hindi ako buntis dahil maliit talaga ako maging preggy”  she added that 

“Nuong first month medyo namanas ako, grabe din yung tagaktak ko n’on sa pawis para ako laging naliligo sa sarili kong pawis” 

Those are the experience that most pregnant woman or mothers can relate, as we continue with our conversation, we’ve asked her about her sleep patterns, how is she coping with the changes she’s going through lately

��Sa totoo lang ang hirap din minsan kasi bumibigat yung pakiramdam ko. Nuong mga unang buwan okay pa ako eh, kumpleto tulog ko, pero nung mga kalagitnaan na sa fourth month ko duon na ako nahirapan, para na ako laging hindi makatulog kasi mabigat na lahat “

We also asked her on how she’s solving those sleeping problems 

“Eh wala naman akong choice miss, kailangan ko din tiisin para sa baby ko. Ang ginagawa ko nalang wala nalang akong cellphone lalo na pag gabi na para makatulog nalang ako ng maaga, bukod doon wala na “ 

Richie also shared her background with us, how her family reacted and how they’re managing now together with her partner (boyfriend) 

“Sa totoo lang miss, medyo hirap kami. Nakikitira lang din kami sa parents n’ya(boyfriend). Supportive naman sila saka mahal ko na din yung pamilya n’ya, pero siempre mahirap ang buhay. Kulang at kulang parin, once a week lang s’ya umuwi. Tuwing sunday lang. Pero kahit papaano ay ‘di naman yan nagkukulang saakin. Saamin ni baby” she shared with a smile 

Her take on pregnancy cravings is quite hilarious. She started sharing about her normal cravings like mangga, hani (chocnut bar), ice cream, and chocolates  BUT when she started sharing her weirdest cravings it made everyone laugh in amusement. 

“Yung apple. Yes apple. Kailangan mainit, pero hindi iluluto ha? Kailangan kakagatan ko muna ng kaunti tapos saka ko i bibilad sa bubong ng bahay namin or kung saan mainit na mainit talaga. Kasi gusto ko malanta yung apple, parang yung kay snow white ba? Tas yun lang yung kinakain ko minsan “ 

She then shared that while the baby is growing inside her, and as it became more heavier, her back pain worsened even though when you look at her, you wouldn't notice that she’s carrying a child, the weight of it affects her the most. 

“Yung likod ko grabe, alam mo yung sa spinal cord? Palaging masakit yon! Pagka ganon di ko kaya tumayo or lumakad. Hihiga nalang ako patagilid para mabawasan yung sakit sa may tail bone ata tawag don, pero pasalamat ko nalang na yun lang yung medyo nahihirapan ako “

Since each pregnant woman experiences mood shifts and swings, we asked her how is it for her, “alam mo kasi, hindi ako hyper nung ‘di pa ako buntis. Pero nung nabuntis na ako? Nako! Para akong kiti-kiti, naging super energetic ko, medyo baliktad klang s’ya sa mga kasabay kong buntis or mga nauna saaakin, kasi madalas, sakanila mas iyakin or malungkutin sila, parang ako lang ata yung natamaan ng saltik nung nabuntis” 

According to Richie her pregnancy caused her the “pregnancy brain” she often forgot things, and sometimes loose focus on to the things she’s doing. “Medyo lutang din ako minsan eh. Pero bukod don, okay naman lahat “ 

We all know that in our country we have our own pamahiin where pregnant woman should follow if she want her and her baby safe. We asked her what are the pamahiins that she believes in and she practices, together with the question how she manage the advises and informations she receives from different people around her. 

“ay, dalawa lang naman yung pinaniniwalaan ko, yung bawal lang mag walis sa gabi saka yung bawal tumayo sa may bintana ang buntis. Tapos sa mga sabi-sabi naman o opinion galing ng ibang tao, medyo wala naman kasi akong pakialam d’yan dahil baka maapektohan si baby kung mag ooverthing at masstress ako kung di ko magagawa yung mga sinasabi nila” 

When it comes to the plans that they already have the first-time parents are very much excited and prepared. They already discussed the child’s near future. They already bought things for the baby like clothes, cribs, and necessary things for the child. She mentioned that when it comes to decision-making for their family, the two of them especially her became more mature. Their mentality is now solely focused on the baby’s well being. They tend to prioritize the baby’s needs first before their wants. 

When asked if she’s already ready for the big lifetime role of a mom, she proudly shared that she no longer have to adjust since most of her nieces and nephew grew up with her, she is the one who’s mostly in-charged with them, as for giving birth, she is praying for a normal delivery, and told us that she is more than ready for it the moment she found out that she is pregnant.

Even though the first time parents especially the mom-to-be, are excited, negative rumors are still flying around them. Richie shared that since they are not married, it cant be helped that some neighbors, friends or even family members bad-mouth them. 

They are just ignoring it and stays in the positive side of their journey, appreciating the love and support they’re receiving form the people who supports them whole hartedly. Even though the unwanted words and judgment still affect her somehow she tries her best to ignore it for the sake of their baby. 

When asked if she noticed if something changed in her personality, she added that her whole character as a person became more mature, and more understanding. She tend to fight back and clap back at some people who look down at them but now she tend to just let them be until they get tired. “Bahala na sila miss, hindi naman din sila ang magpapakain at bubuhay saaming mag-ina so, ano ang mangyayari kung magpapaapekto ako sakanila diba? Di din naman maiiwasan yon sa dami ng chismosa sa paligid”

Her bravery and understanding will truly make you agree and her dedication for the sake of her baby is undoubtedly touching. “Kahit may mga negative sa paligid ko, nandyan naman yung partner ko na maalagain, masipag at sobrang mapagmahal, nandyaan din yung mama ko, papa ko, magulang ng bf ko, kahit mga kapatid at kaibigan namin. Kaya kebs nalang sa say ng iba no” 

“Minsan miss, kakain pag di ko na talaga maiwasan na ganon iiyak na, ikakain ko nalanh ng chocolate tas okay na ako “ Her answer shows how positive this young woman is. 

For her, pregnancy made her the woman she have dreamt of. Being pregnant is like achieving her lifetime dream, to have her own baby who’ll she’ll love forever. 

“Nung nabuntis ako? Maraming nag bago, mula sa pangit hanggang sa hindi ko ipagpapalit na mga sandali. Lagi kong ipagpapasalamat na nandito na yung baby ko at hindi na ako makapag hintay na mahawakan s’ya yung mga sipa at kalikutan n’ya palang sa loob ko alam kong magiging  masayahing bata s’ya at hinihiling kong lalaki siyang healthy at mabait “ 

She anticipates the moment where she’ll be able to hug and kiss her precious one, she is more than excited to give the whole world for her. Even in the darkest of day, she and her partner managed to come through just to give the best for their unborn child, what more when she’s already here? 

Pregnancy will change your whole personality, even your body will change, you will suffer, experience pain and will even make you break down from tiredness and stress, but just like what Richie said;

“Lahat ng sakit, hirap at kung ano anong pagdurusa pa yan. Pag nahawakan ko na s’ya okay na ako, okay na kami. Kakayanin na namin ang lahat basta mailuwal ko lang s’ya ng maayos” 

The change it makes might scare a few. But that change also helped someone have a much more meaningful purpose in life, a new hope to hold on to their dear life. 

To Richie and her baby girl,

We’re wishing you a healthy last two months of pregnancy and a smooth delivery, and to her precious baby girl, we can’t wait to hear you giggle, and kick your tiny feet up, as well as dream endlessly for your colorful future.

PS. Here's a short highlight from our interview :)))