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Play date! :3

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[chuuyaa-nakaharaa]

What do you mean? What am I doing?

*Late into the night, somewhere between 2:20am, you slowly feel a gentle tug to your shoulders. Urging your wake, and seeing that familiar shade of brunet blurring into your view. You blinked a couple of times,* ...huuya, Chuuya. Can't you wake up?

— @dazaii-osamuu

Chuuya woke up, in a daze from his sleep.

Huh? What, 'Samu? 'm trying to sleep..

[leftoverbriocheloaf]

RANPOE ANGST WITH A SIDE OF SOUKOU??? FOUL. ABSOLUTE FOUL. officer it's this one. right here.

ASDLKJASLDKJ its not my fault chuuya is meant to be stuck trying to fix the timeline as much as poe is,, ive got plans for them and theyre not gonna like it!!

Also its just that chuuya and poe are both so like. loyal? devoted? idk what the right word is but their motives for "fixing" things are really similar its just the way they want to go about it that differs

But also i think they could be really cool foils. like chuuya always being left behind v poe locking himself away and imo theyre both proud people who feel very strongly and also determine their own perceived "morality" based off the opinions of other ppl even if one of them cares about being "good" more than the other (idk im going less into canon and more into my idea of them but i still think its neat)

[wordiestwyrm]

A Feelings' Bargain

tee hee this one is a continuation of that long soukoku angst story i wrote,,, today technically even if it was late at night

they r gae. why r they gae

dazai is a simp and chuuya is hot. a match hell took eons to devise for the downfall of humanity

[twigglty]

Comic so good you have to color it. Comic so good you have to savor coloring it or else you'll finish it too fast and you know FULL WELL the creator isn't making more

I'm not posting it bc that feels rude

[wordiestwyrm]

This Post is Mostly About Dazai

i personally don't see dazai with ADHD unless he also has autism. mostly i see him with autism tbh-

but you asked why, and for me, it's a bit hard to explain.

first things first, an important note is that everyone presents their neurodivergency differently, and ultimately, because we have little to no access to dazai's feelings and thought patterns, we couldn't really diagnose him easily (also i'm not a fucking doctor fuck if i know any diagnosis ever)

which in turn means he could just be really high masking. with his intellect, that really wouldn't shock me.

anyway you asked why !! so here we go !! second things second, let's go through some (mildly hopped up on drugs) evidence !!

fucker has evident thought pattern and communication differences from the people around him, to the point he doesn't really seem to consider himself human- as seen in his insistence he can't be killed and literally every interaction he ever had with anyone where he might as well be throwing pocket sand at them every five minutes (a common more internal sign of autism is feeling like an alien of some sort, and social 'deficiencies' (the community prefers differences) are literally a whole Thing)

fucker certainly has strong convictions, and adheres to them to the best of his ability firmly and single-mindedly- as seen when he literally turns his entire life upside down when the death of one single man challenges and ultimately overturns his belief system ('rigid' thinking is a symptom- however most autistic people agree it's less 'rigid' and more,, idk the right word so i'm gonna use 'firm'- basically yes i have firm beliefs and i follow them but if presented with contradicting evidence i will Reexamine. this is why so many autistic people are leftist, trans, etc, btw)

fucker hates pain, which could be read as a sort of analogy for sensory issues (this one is admittedly weak but i couldn't think of any examples of dazai having outright sensory issues so we're rolling with it)

fucker could be argued to vocal stim with how much he hums and sings, and the way he over-exaggerates his emotions when portraying them could also be a stim-ish behaviour (altho admittedly it goes more with the idea he's masking)

just fucking look at him tbh. high quality autism specimen

ofc, whenever i write him i increase these signs tenfold and add more sensory issues and general neurodivergent vibes just for the funsies of it, but i really think i only have to fudge around what's already there in his characterisation rather than make shit up (except for when i make the bandages be partly a sensory issues thing. that's just me being a little overzealous)

chuuya meanwhile,,, i mean you said yourself you kinda saw the ADHD in him, so honestly do i even need to say anything? this man is absolutely delightful, i love him. i honestly kinda think he's got the 'tism too but that's honestly just because i'm insane and the vibes are present but i couldn't explain it nearly as well as i could dazai. either way i love him so much !! look at him and his collection of fancy wines <3

but yeah. everyone presents their brain chemistry differently, so in any case, someone out there could probably make a compelling case using points i didn't think of or points that may be directly contradictory to mine. ultimately, i'm just a silly guy on the internet and my opinion is just my opinion, not the gospel. plus i'm not asagiri so i know jack all about the true inner workings of these guys. i'm just mentally ill and obsessed, tee hee <3

hope this helps !!

okay can someone explain why neurodivergent SKK, esp. ADHD SKK, are such a popular thing /gen

like, are all of us projecting? or is there some solid ground beneath it all? did someone post about it and all of us just went with it? how does it work for y'all? /gen

I can see Chuuya, but Dazai is just questions upon questions. IMO he's too highly functioning to have ADHD. maybe me not getting it is me projecting bc I cannot imagine myself being able to put up with so much stuff like he does. he's plans are always too complicated for me

I mostly just terrorize bsd kids with mental illnesses but some of this is. to say, curious

I thought of ADHD Atsushi (Kyoka is neurotypical and really tries to put up with him) and autistic Akutagawa and Rampo and maybe Poe (so Rampoes are in their little corner in ADA office rambling about stuff being totally on the same wave) but not these two dumb rocks

adhd chuuya does sound nice though. I'll think about it. prepare to be terrified. I might not make his life worse with gender issues but neurodivergence is going to be a murder.

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[kalcium-yippee]

BSD texting Head-Canons !!

Atsushi: Unironically uses 😁😊🤣😥. Loves abbreviations like 'ur', 'thx', 'ily', and 'omg', but always fully types out 'talk to you later'. Once said 'rawr XD' unironically to Aku and Aku put him on blast in the PM gc and Chuuya sent it to Dazai and Dazai put him on blast in the ADA gc.

Akutagawa: Doesn't realize the skull emoji is a laughing emoji and once sent 'I think I killed Atsu☠️' to Dazai. Always tries to type grammatically correct sentences but messes up you're and your and they're, their, and there.

Dazai: The most ungodly spelling. Ever. Sent 'I furcng hstw u slyt butvh' to Chuuya and he put him on blast in the PM gc. Overused the skull emoji severely. A victim to putting 'lol' after every text. Sent 'I lost Ranpo on the train lol' to Kunikida and got the good 'ol Kunikida beating.

Chuuya: ALL CAPS FOR NO REASON LIKE CALM DOWN. Can't spell the same set of words including 'Realize' 'resource' 'homosexual' and 'British'. Speaking of British- he occasionally gets those 'change keyboard to British English spelling setting' buttons after spelling things like color and favorite in British English. Messages in small texts. Like 1/3 a sentence per individual text bubble.

Kunikida: Never uses the exclamation mark. Over-uses commas. THIS IS NOT A POETRY CONTEST WHY ARE YOU TYPING WITH 7 ADJECTIVES AND 4 ADVERBS.

Ranpo: Grammar? Couldn't be me. He always spells things correctly though and never uses abbreviations except for 'ily'. Called Poe 'Pookie' in DMs and Poe sent it to the Guild GC bragging that someone liked him, but they all made fun of him for getting called pookie by someone.

Poe: Everything is grammatically correct, correctly spelled, and properly punctuated and capitalized. When he started texting, he would put 'sincerely, Edgar' at the end of every text until Ranpo sent screenshots to the Guild gc (he hacked his way in). Karl has a contact on his phone. The only contacts on his phone are Ranpo, Karl, and Francis. The rest of the Guild gc is just the numbers he memorized who they belonged to.

Nikolai: Fyodor's name on his contacts is 'demon-pooks😡'. He texts like one word per text bubble. Live love laugh caps lock. Sends 'tee hee' 'yippee' and 'hooray' unironically. Emoji god.

Fyodor: Types in FAT paragraphs. Like Abe Lincoln level speeches each text. Ends each one with "-Dostoyevsky'. Started a DOA gc thinking it would cause drama he could watch but it turned into everyone trauma dumping and connecting on a deep level. They all hated each other still but at least they could therapize each other.

Sigma: Messages once in a blue moon. Never a capital letters and he makes sure to turn the automatic caps at the beginning of sentences off. He puts emojis by everyone's names in contacts. For example: "Fyodor😖" "Nikolai🤡".

Lmk if you want more x

[lnkedmyheart]

Asagiri- look forward to Chuuya in season 5 tee hee

And in comes this 144p ass version of the poor guy like a fucking jumpscare.

[fixation-central]

i saw this once tumblr post once that explained that having the left side of ur hair like that means smth abt remembering a lost loved one

and the way he only grew it out after the flags. after dazai left.

Chuuyas haircut is ugly as hell but I still love it sooooo much simply because of that one scene in everything or nothing where they talk abt how it was Chuuya wanting an anime characters hair and getting that haircut cuz of that, I also love his hair cuz it’s CHUUYAS so obviously its perfect and wonderful always and forever

[nightmare-in-the-woods]

motherfucker. tee hee. give me your thoughts on dazai with chew jewellery NOW this is a robbery and you are at knife point

he'd get ones shaped like little bones, fish, and dogs. He'd get an orange doggie one to bite when he wants to bite Chuuya but Chuuya isn't around. Eventually he gets a white tiger/cat one because he wants to bite Atsushi a lot too. And one for Kunikida but I don't know what he'd get for him.

[blairbeau]

Take a e-girl chuuya for your troubles -3-

So here’s a copypasta I wrote to convince my discord buddy to have emo chuuya as his pfp for a week-

✨spread it to whoever its pg don’t be afraid✨

[wordiestwyrm]

yo wussup homeslice. I have THOUGHTS

Chuuya has a tongue piercing, Dazai know this and loves it. Kunikida does not know about it until they kiss for the first time and it feels weird and Chuuya laughs his ass off before sticking his tongue out to show him.

Kunikida found a new thing he finds hot that day.

Dazai totally has his ears pierced and gets the weirdest earrings he can find.

Kunikida doesn't have any, Dazai tries to get him to get a bellybutton piercing.

thoughts tee hee <3 consumes them and leaves you an empty husk <3

yes. chuuya with a tongue piercing, what will he do (give really good head and kisses, probably. also he 100% just licks people sometimes. sometimes when dazai is being annoying chuuya will just. lick. and boom <3 peace and quiet <3 that is the one thing that compels kunikida to consider piercings WHEEZE)

earrings. tiny baby dolls. hanging on nooses. but earrings. dazai is truly just a lesbian tbh, like spiritually

kunikida has a reputation he cares about so he can't get any piercings and he tells dazai this repeatedly but dazai never listens SO eventually kunikida is like 'every time you tell me to get a piercing i will tally it and once there are 100 tallies you will get two piercings of my choosing' and that is how dazai ends up with nipple piercings. he is a very big baby about the pain <3

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hey pixie !! i didn't realize u were following me until yesterday or smth pls ! im vv excited to be moots :D anyway, i js wanna say that ur "top 10 oral scenarios" thingey literally had me ON MY KNEESSSSS !!

Hey Chiyo! I’m so happy we’re moots hshs you were one of the first people I followed on here so it’s like out of body to have you in my inbox🫶 I never thought I’d get this far tee hee

Also thank you very much! I worked very hard on my oral scenarios so I’m glad you like them:D your stuff is sooo good like omg your new chuuya oneshot has me going FERAL. I’ve literally read it like 5 times since you’ve posted it😭

[yozora-bunko]

you said that the “because I love you” fan translation was completely wrong but the OFFICIAL 15 English translation is out and says “that’s what makes me love you” 🤨 so that means the officials are wrong/don’t translate well too?

Dear Anon,

Considering your ask, you might be pretty confused. What is really important is to consider the whole passage of the translation and its context, not just the “because I love you”. I will quote my original post:

"[…] I am so fed up with the damn “It must be because I love you” thing still going around??? And that is not the only problem: the whole part is actually wrong.”

“It must be because I love you” does not really make sense”.

The “whole part” that you really need to pay attention to is actually what comes before the “because I love you”, not what comes after. The “It must be because I love you” is grammatically wrong (you can go back to Kani’s blog for additional grammar explanations), and the context in which it is said leads to a misunderstanding.

It might be easier to understand if you put the three translations next to each other, so here you go:

Dazai, sentence 1:

I got it, I’ll answer. / Fine, you win. / Got it, I’m going to answer.

=> I would say that YP is the less closer one to the original Japanese sentence, but since the meaning stay the same (=Dazai is going to answer), then it is fine.

Dazai, sentence 2:

If I answer, though, will you stay away from me? / But would you mind keeping your distance? / I’m going to answer so could you please don’t come near me?

=> In this one, YP decided to get rid of a part of the sentence (=Dazai saying once again that he is going to answer), but the meaning stays the same in the three translation.

Dazai, sentence 3:

I can’t think when I’m walking with you. / I don’t want anyone to think I know you. / I don’t want it to look as if we’re walking together.

=> While the “because I love you” fan TL and I kept the « walking with you/together » that could be found in the original sentence, YP went for something a bit different with « know ». But while YP’s and my translation have the same meaning (=Dazai does not want people to see them together), the “because I love you” fan TL got « I can’t think when… » (= Dazai cannot think when he is with Chuuya.).

We all agreed on Chuuya’s first sentence!

Chuuya, sentence 2:

I also can’t think when I’m around you. / I feel the same way. / Because I also don’t want it to look like that.

=> In every translation, Chuuya agrees with Dazai! But, while in the “because I love you” fan TL’s Chuuya agrees that he also cannot think around Dazai, in YP’s and my translation Chuuya agrees that he also do not want to be seen with Dazai.

Dazai, sentence 4:

Fufu, looks like we’ll get along. / Hee-hee. Look at us getting along so well. / Tee-hee, we’re getting along ~

=> A few variations, but the meaning stays the same in the three translations!

Dazai, sentence 5:

It must be because I love you. / That’s what makes me love you! / I’m very fond of that about you!

=> Considering your ask, you might be wondering if it is the word « love » in itself that is wrong. It is not! YP could have translated “That’s what makes like you very much!” or “That’s what makes me very fond of you”, and I could have say « I love that about you ». People need to get that there is not only one option to translate « 大好き » (I will put some examples of the use of 大好き at the end of this blog, and if you want to know more about how to say “I love you” in Japanese, here you go). ==> So as I already said, for me the “because I love you” fan TL’s sentence is grammatically wrong, and with Dazai’s 3rd sentence + Chuuya’s 2nd sentence which are mistranslated, you are so misled to think that they can’t think straight around each other and bam, here we have a love confession from Dazai?! ===> If you can see, there is something that YP’s translation and my translation have in common: the « that » and « ! ». The “that” is such an important word! The « ! » comes from the よ particle which is being used for emphasis (so you could even go “!!!”). « I love you » is a whole // « that » is a part. Dazai does not make a love confession here, he just says that he likes it when his dog/toy agrees with him.

Again, I agree with Tsubaki’s translation because the main focus here is 「そんな」 (son-na), which means ���such’/‘that side’. When you use 「そんな」, you’re just referring to particular traits of that person/object, but not a whole entity. Thus Dazai is not blatantly saying ‘I love you’ if we investigate into the wording and context, but just like the way of how Chuuya AGREES with him

You may argue ‘but hey isn’t 君が大好き means I love/like you in Japanese?? I see it everywhere!!’ Yes you’re right.

Yet still, we have to focus on the whole sentence. The full line of Dazai is 「うふふ、気が合うねえ。そんな君が大好きだよ！」 so [そんな君が大好きだよ] is a complete full sentence, just to let you know that I didn’t play the words such to justify myself. Cool, let’s continue.

We can’t neglect 「そんな」 in this sentence and simply pick out 「君が大好きだよ」 just to justify Dazai ‘confessed’ to Chuuya, no, because it’s 「そんな君」 aka ‘that side of you’ as a whole is the subject of the sentence, so we can never directly interpret Dazai said ‘I like you’ as 「君」 ‘you’ is not the full version of the subject. Thus, we need to take care of the whole subject: ‘that side of you’ 「そんな君」.

Full post on Kani’s blog

Can you see the differences between the three different whole translations in this case? I think that the context is very different, but that some people will not want to see the difference because there is one common word: « love », and they are so insistent on making skk canon (even though the person who did the “because I love you” fan TL explained that it was sarcasm in the end). Using « love » does not make the translation wrong, so my answer to your question is: YP did translate quite well here*, since they at least kept the sentences’ meaning.

To sum-up, YP’s translation keeps the original meaning/context which is: - They both agree on not wanting to be seen together - Dazai says that they are getting along since they both agree on not wanting to be seen together - Dazai loves the part of Chuuya (=そんな君） which is agreeing with him

I guess it should be even more easier to understand how insufferable Dazai is being and how done Chuuya is in this part by watching the 15 stage play if you can!

On that note, here is a translation of a part of an interview between Ue-chan (playing Chuuya) and Rui-kun (playing Dazai) on the 15 stage play which can help understanding their relationship:

植田：[...] あと、僕は太宰 治を相棒と思わないことにしています。

――お！　それはなぜでしょう？

植田：相棒になったつもりが一度もないので（笑）。

一同：（笑）。

植田：たぶん、客観的に見たらどう見ても相棒に感じると思いますが、中原中也本人が太宰 治を相棒だという感覚を持ってしまうとバランスが変わってしまうの思うので、僕は相棒だと思わないことを大事にしています。

――それは今回の舞台からですか？ それとも最初から思っていたことなのでしょうか？

植田：『文ステ』が立ち上がった最初の頃から思っていました。

田淵：僕も相棒というより、太宰にとって中也はおもちゃに近いような感じがします。でも、中也には負の感情だとしても感情が動かされている部分があって、だからこそ作中でああいう態度や素ぶりを見せるのかな、と。

もしかしたら好きなのかもしれないですし嫌いかもしれない。同じ土台に立てるような遊び相手でもあるのかな、といろいろな面を感じます。

Full interview here.

Ueda : [...] Also, I (*boku is used, not ore, so “I” is used as Ueda, not Chuuya) am choosing not to think of Dazai Osamu as my partner.

―― Ah! Why is that so?

Ueda : Because I [never/not even once] had the intention to become [his] partner (laughs).

Everyone : (laughs).

Ueda : It is likely that, if you would look at it objectively, by all appearances I think it feels like they are partners but, if Nakahara Chuuya himself was thinking of Dazai Osamu as a partner the balance would change so, not considering him as a partner is important for me.

―― Since this stage? Or was it something you were thinking since the beginning?

Ueda : I have been thinking like this since around the beginning of “Bunsute”.

Tabuchi : More than a partner, I also feel that for Dazai, Chuuya is more something like a toy. Though, for Chuuya even if it is the feeling of defeat, there is a part that will make him move. I wonder if that is why within the play, he shows those kinds of attitudes and manners.

Maybe he likes it, maybe he hates it. I wonder if he could be a playmate standing on the same ground, those are different kinds of aspects I can feel.

Some examples of how to use 大好き（だ）daisuki (da) :

大好き（だ）：love 0 <0が>, like 0 very much <0が>, be very fond of 0 <0が>

(FR : aimer beaucoup qqn•qqch; adorer qqn•qqch; raffoler de qqn•qqch)

• 私は日本文学が大好きだ。(Watashi wa nihon bungaku ga daisuki da): I love Japanese Literature. ; I like Japanese Literature ‘very much [a lot]’. ; I am very fond of Japanese Literature.

• 太宰さんのことが大好きだ。(Dazai-san no koto ga daisuki da): I like Dazai-san very much. ; I’m very fond of Dazai-san.

・太宰さんはカニ料理が大好きだ。(Dazai-san wa kani ryōri ga daisuki da): Dazai-san loves crab dishes. ; Dazai-san has a strong liking for crab dishes.

・私の大好きな食べ物はカレーライスだ。(Watashi no daisuki na tabemono wa karē raisu da): My favorite food is curry rice.

*Does “that means the officials are wrong/don’t translate well too?”:

If I were to go farther than this one excerpt from the Fifteen novel, I would say that to be honest, I do not know because I only have the 1st BSD volume from YP, otherwise I only have the volumes in Japanese (novels, manga etc.). But I did saw people complaining about YP’s translation a while ago about those different panels:

If I remember well, I thought that the fan TL was actually better than the official TL for this one. (vol.20, p.134)

This one (vol.16, p.12) is still pretty fresh in my mind: people complaining about their “iconic wtf!” being lost in the official TL. Well... as you may know... in Japanese there is not really a way to say “wtf” anyway... And I remember trying to find a way to TL this exchange and being stuck even though the Japanese is really easy to understand. Because to be honest, YP’s TL is actually closer to the original meaning than the fan TL.

Dosu-kun’s 何です？＝ What? / What is it?

Dazoo’s 何が？＝ What is (what)? -> So I actually think that “What what?” is closer than “wtf”.

And finally, this one (vol.15, p.118-119)! I get it that everyone liked the fan TL, but I think it was a bit... exaggerated? But still in the spirit, so I would say that YP, even though I do not remember what they wrote, did not translate that badly..? But yeah... Chuuya is not saying that he is picking the ADA up for daycare (if I remember well, this is how the fan TL goes), it is more like translating a “vibe” instead of the actual meaning of the words? So it is not 100% wrong, and not 100% right! I just think people tends to see Chuuya in a particular way and wants to make him speak... in a certain way or something..?

[microwavedblobbrain]

For the ask game, 5 with dazai, chuuya and akutagawa

I hope tour doing well bestie <333

Okay so I don't have my driver's license so the other person would have to drive, which immediately rules out Dazai since i don't trust him to not go tee-hee and jump out the car, so I'm going with Chuuya for the roadtrip, mostly because of the assignments of the others.

For the plane, I would go with Akutagawa because 1. he doesn't seem like he'd complain a bunch about turbulence and 2. i could NOT sit with him in total silence in a car for six hours. I'm not about to do that to myself.

For the train, I choose Dazai since he can't be trusted in the driver's seat and and would complain the entire time on a plane. He would also complain on a train, but he wouldn't be sitting next to me. Also, you can't convince me that that man has showered in the past month and I am NOT sitting right next to that for six hours.