#class generator

[nando161mando]

The response to this Ben Shapiro video.

Conservatives are waking up to the grift.

[thoughtportal]

[chernobog13]

Oh boy, look what UPS just dropped off!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

babygirl your critical thinking skills

[luckalott]

"What's your favourite horror movie?"

Oh idk maybe the look of realization in Charles' eyes when Erik pulls out the coin and Charles knows his Erik is gone

And maybe then the silent begging in his eyes when he realizes he's going to indure probably the most pain in his life ever, when he realizes he's going to feel Shaw dying

And maybe then the way he prepares himself for the pain because he knows he can't risk Erik getting hurt by letting go of Shaws mind and he knows Erik won't stop

This whole scene is my favourite horror movie.

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

[obibail]

"Still not helpful."

[earlgraytay]

i don't think this author knows about the child mortality graph.

like. I understand that anthropology is the cultural relativity discipline, that half the point and half the job is going, "okay, these people believe stuff that we don't, it makes sense within their cultural context, let's treat it with the respect we'd give any other idea (and take our own ideas apart from the same point of view)". I understand that. I get that there are no sacred cows in anth - unless you're in India- I get it.

But you cannot look at this goddamn graph:

-- and tell me that the only difference between scary icky Enlightenment-white-guy invasive buzzwordy Western biomedicine and everything else is cultural values.

[nando161mando]

Dec 6: Teen stabbed to death, another wounded in lower Manhattan.

[heartorbit]

holy quintet looks kind of different

[spockvarietyhour]

First Five Star Trek finales*

Star Trek "Turnabout Intruder" (1966)** Star Trek: The Next Generation "All Good Things..." (1994) Star Trek : Deep Space Nine "What You Leave Behind" (1999) Star Trek: Voyager "Endgame"(2001) Star Trek: Enterprise "These Are the Voyages..." (2005)

*not including The Animated Series **2006 remaster

[horse-breed-a-day]

i got a B on my crime scene investigation final!!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

anyone else get cuteness aggression whenever they see james mcavoys charles….. like i have to pace around the room everytime i see him (your art is not helping. /pos)

i can think of one (1) mate who also gets cuteness aggression

[kropotkindersurprise]

april 11, 2025 - The country ground to a halt as hundreds of thousands took to the streets in Argentina to join the General Strike against Milei's austerity. [video]

[spacedace]

I've seen the concept of Jason being adopted by various people other than Bruce while he was still a little tire stealing Crime Ally kid a few times, but I've yet to see anyone put forth the idea of Duke and his family taking him in.

Like, depending on the continuity Jason and Duke are only like 4 or 5 years apart in age, and we know for a fact that Duke was a terrifyingly brilliant kid already shaping up to be able to take down the Riddler in a battle of wits at the age of 9. Now throw in protective older brother Jason into that mix who didn't think twice about trying to steal the tires off the Batmobile and then try and hit Batman with a damn tire iron when he was caught.

Just imagine how terrifying it would be with the two of them growing up constantly feeding each other's unhinged Fight God and the Devil in a Waffle House Parking Lot at 3am and Win energy. Imagine the chaos they would cause. The terror they would strike into the hearts of their enemies- all before Duke ever even gor his powers.

They would be unstoppable. Just a pair of two of the smartest motherfuckers you've ever met who know they're smarter than you, and the only thing sharper than their minds are their vicious verbal take downs.

Also I just have the imagine in my head of Doug Thomas, half asleep early one Saturday morning stumbling into the kitchen after following the smell of breakfast to see his 8 year old son happily stuffing the most delicious looking pancakes imaginable into his mouth. Blinking in confusion as he realizes it's not his beloved wife cooking but some scrawny kid in worn out clothes, covered in engine grease and bruises manning the stove like a seasoned line cook - complete with the most foul mouthed swearing even Doug, a construction worker, has ever heard in his life and a cigarette tucked behind the kids ear.

And Doug has a moment where he's just staring, full on Who's Goddamn White Baby is That? when Duke pipes up to explain:

"This is Jason! I caught him trying to steal your catalytic converter this morning. His mom's dead and his dad is a deadbeat so he's gonna stay with us now!"

And oh. Well. Shit. He knows that look in his son's eye. Knows he's already lost the fight before it evan began. It looks like it's theirs. It's their god damn white baby now.

He's gonna have to call Elaine.

(Elaine, for her part, goes through the full range of human emotions when she gets home to realize that the boy Duke has decided they're adopting is the Todd boy Elaine has been trying to track down for months now.

She's Jason's social worker, not that she's been able to really do her job and help him when he's managed to stay under the radar of every single vaguely responsible adult in a ten mile radius. The one time he had been picked up by one of the few decent cops in the city and Elaine thought she was going to be able to finally finally help him, Jason had managed to climb out of a window of the precinct bathroom and disappear into the night.

He'd managed to steal the hubcaps of six different patrol vehicles while he was at it. Just to rub it in that there was nothing they could do to stop him.

Point was, the kid has been her damn white whale for almost a year. And now she walks into her home after a maddening unhelpful phone call with Doug about needing paperwork to adopt a child only to find the boy she'd spent so long looking for teaching Duke how to take apart and reassemble their toaster in the living room.

She isn't sure if she wants to laugh or cry.

She is sure that there's no way she's going to be able to convince Duke that they can't just adopt his new friend, not when she can tell that both boys have already gotten attached to each other in the scarce few hours they've known one other. Or when her husband is just sitting there eating delicious pancakes with such resignation in his eyes.)

[maybeinanotherworld]

physics professors are really going through it- every day, I think about my quantum physics professor who once went on a rant about how there's too many types of mustard these days followed by the words "well, at least quantum physics is less complicated than the mustard aisle" followed by one of the most cursed derivations I have ever seen