#cod lobby type shit ..

[chaos-cody]

Brother I kid you not, we ain't even 10 days into BHM and the racism in online games has boosted 20x. Holy fuck, the amount of racial slurs I've been called today..

[dykedvonte]

Silly ask incoming: what video games would the crew enjoy, in your opinion? Especialy, multiplayer games they can play together on their rare breaks? I think Anya eats everyone up in mario cart (she is picking princess peach probably)

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Okay so I know everyone always tries to do cop out answers with saying "They wouldn't play video games yadda yadda" but I'm giving everyone something:

Curly

I think he likes those mindless sort of games. Not like easy but ones where they are a bit methodical.

Likes games with options but also set rules/restrictions. Endless creativity would overwhelm him and make him frustrated as he wouldn't know what to do and when

Honestly? Sims, minecraft, stardew, terria, games where there's options but at the end its like an inverted funnel. Start the same each time but you make it what you want in the end.

I also think he'd love VR type games like Super Hot and Beat saber just for the physicalness and kinda not having to be in reality.

Not into multiplayer too much mainly cause he's actually not that competitive but because he always drags out matches by being the worst

Will happily join a server or world in the games he does play even if it gets abandoned. He's the type to log on for notalgia

Daisuke

We know he's a gamer already. QnA said he likes to go to the arcade and waste time losing.

Also has his little handheld so I think he's into retro games, no specific type just likes how creative they are for how simple they tend to look

Def likes management games. I see him as being into figuring out pro strats and gamer shit like that.

Pikmin, Katamari, Resident Evil, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, etc... He likes the older stuff with a challenge, but proponent in wanting games to be mean to you again.

Gamer rage but in a sulky way like he misses a jump and just turns off the entire TV

A Mario Party instead of Mario Kart guy. Like the random chance of it all and to get aggressive and hype over like line tracing the mini game

Anya

And if I said Anya is like a strict multiplayer competitive like COD lobby girl then what?

Honestly I think she likes games with a lot of story and depth but has guilty pleasures in FPS and competitive games.

Like those RPG maker games a lot Mermaids Swamp, The Crooked Man, Ai Oni. Not for the horror, its a bit cliche but often time its the real people monsters or tragedy that captivates her.

Me thinks she's the type to scroll like Itchio or Game Jolt and plays whatever's free and looks interesting, gamer in the way she's just played games.

Ofc she's competitive, likes any game where she can show off or win, so she's always upset during chance games. Sorry girl, Daisuke won the draw no mario kart for you

Though I think her favorite would be like fighting games just to have subtle shit talk like "Are you sure you're not just button mashing?" Tekken Girlie

Swansea

This was hard cause like I genuinely think he wouldn't care about games and just plays them in the way like parents beat levels for their kids.

Platformers. Idk why but I think its just like its good hand eye coordination, keeps him feeling spry mentally.

Rhythm games honestly but in the sense of like how like piano tiles is a rhythm game.

He's like basic older man who plays like bejweled, solitaire, maybe even penguin diner.

I know this is almost a cop out but like I can't imagine him like being into gaming even if he was young, like I think he'd like card games, jacks and dice.

Honestly he plays online dominos vs the computer online and complains to his family or the crew (depends on where he is) about it cheating whenever he loses.

Jimmy

For real he's harder than Swansea's cause man doesn't even have hobbies like I don't know what he would actually like and it scares me

I think he's somewhat elitist with his gaming views because he just always thinks he's write but I know he plays everything the bad way

Honestly I think he likes games like Borderlands for the humor and the like fantasy power. Like Handsome Jack's humor a bit too much

Played Halo and Cod but either is so mid it's just not enjoyable enough for him to continue. Like he needs the instant gratification from gaming or he's not playing it anymore

Maybe GTA but again he annoys too many people and gets banned from servers and doesn't care about story mode.

LIkes the sims but in the fucked up girl way where he makes all the sims like live in his basement and paint for him while he get mad over storylines he made up.

I like think they all play monopoly like my family where it takes days because we treat it like real investments and alliances are formed and relationships ruined.

[donteverblameash]

Tony Stark as your dad headcanons because it's inevitable, and he's Iron Man or whatever they said in Endgame.

Strictly platonic! Hcs under the cut!

-Has always just liked holding you in every way except the proper way.

-On his hip, close to his chest? That's for special occasions usually involving at least one party crying. Congratulations, kid, you're being held up by your ankles.

-He's an unapologetic picture dad. He doesn't plan on missing a second of his child's life.

-"I know I should live in the moment and all, but you look really cute in that shirt, so smile, please?"

-And yes, he will smile behind the camera in the fruitless hope that you will too.

-Tony forgets he's supposed to be a good influence sometimes, so you'll see him doing something incredibly dangerous, and he's like-

-"Yeah, dad does this because he has years of experience and barely any self-preservation skills after so many years of being thrown around in a tin can helmet. Don't copy me."

-Tony will randomly pull you out of school because "he didn't want you to be there" or "it was a nice day out" or his favorite excuse, "I said so."

-Gets cheeseburgers and buys a bunch of things neither of you need before strolling up to the compound like "Tony, what do you got there?" "A milkshake." (And 300$ worth of stuffed animals and Gucci belts)

-Your height chart was a spontaneous decision when you were one with Bruce and Tony in the lab. Tony swore you looked a little taller but Bruce couldn't see it so of course Tony had to prove him wrong by grabbing the nearest tool (a screwdriver) putting you up against the wall and scraping the tool on the wall above your head, viciously pointing like SEE they have grown a CENTIMETER!!!

-And that's been your growth chart and how new hights are added ever since. But in retrospective Tony now knows better than to take a screwdriver to the wall to prove a point. He'll take a saw instead. It has much better coverage.

-Tony is, of course, gonna teach you everything he knows, but when you were little and couldn't understand all the science lingo he would throw around with Bruce, the conversations would be more like-

-"Okay, very good. Now take the wrench and twist it nice and righty-tighty. Good. Now take the blue, no the blue, that's the metallic, wire and place it over to the side to get to the uh.... the uh... thing that makes the thing do... the stuff."

-There's never any trouble with brainrot slang in the house as Tony will hear you say it once and keep on saying it until you're embarrassed out of saying it ever again.

-*Sees weird headline on his phone.* "FRIDAY, what the actual sigma-"

-When Tony hugs you, he likes to rest his cheek on your head so if you grow taller then him, he WILL be pushing you down so you'll be level with him and he can hold you like he always did.

-Also, "Kid, you gotta stop growing up so fast..."

-Tony has a Playlist for EVERYTHING.

-Good moments and bad ones, graduations and parties, and if Tony doesn't have anything, he at least has good music taste.

-Yes, of course Tony would make an AI with his voice for you "just in case" to continue the lovely little Stark tradition of making AIs of your father figures so they never leave you.

-When you got into the phase of wanting to hear the same, cool, superhero story over and over again, Tony would progressively add more details and have weaponry get just a little more closer to his person just to see your face widen a bit more in disbelief.

-Tony, being the self-proclaimed only guy Avenger with a sense of rhythm (he isn't going up against Natasha and he's spending too much time with Steve) he's proudly taught you how to dance, at the expense of his feet you constantly stepped on.

-Type of guy to start arguing with the people you're trying to roast in a COD lobby because "You're insults are shit."

ALR THAT WAS FUN AND THAT'S A WRAP!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[phoenixyfriend]

This was on a reblog of a fic concept someone added one of my posts but I decided it was risking backlash against the person, and also it ended up half vent post, so just tucking it into its own little post here instead.

I'm glad you're enjoying this, but... Okay, actually, I'm really sorry but this goes against what I was thinking with this post in a lot of ways. I know you didn't intend any malice, but I just. I cannot not talk about this right now. I need people to know to just... not do this to my posts. Because it keeps happening.

I do know which "the younger person should be the sugar daddy, like they made an app or something" post you're thinking about, and i'ts a good post, but that is 100% an Obikin plot. Cody is not a guy to make a super successful app. That is an Anakin thing. In that respect, this is an Obikin fic in Cod*Wan clothing. I mean, I've talked about wanting people to do more Obikin plots in Cod*Wan, but that's about exploring the age difference and power dynamics, not Cody Is A Tech Whiz.

A billion is too much. The only, only ethical ways to get to billionaire status are 'lottery' and 'relative I never heard of just died and left me everything.' In both cases, the only ethical way to proceed is to invest enough to live off of comfortably, and donate the rest. If an app makes that much money? The app is screwing someone over.

I also cannot imagine Obi-Wan in the financial industries sector unless he absolutely loathes his job or is an auditor who delights in making Rich People's Lives Miserable. Better option would be that Obi-Wan is the president of a charity that Cody partners with, like the CEO of a Free Housing For The Homeless initiative or a big name lawyer in an activist lobby for environmentalism or something. This might just be my "I am a business major who hates the business major norms" and look at financial services industry types with uhhhh distaste. If he's a financial advisor, it is for a nonprofit. At most, he is part of a company that specializes in helping rich people funnel their money into charitable ventures.

This also just doesn't fight my envisioning of either Obi-Wan or Cody.

I do need to throw in that my first thought reading this was my Codakin version where Cody wins the lottery and Anakin is the sugar baby. It's not that similar, but the vibes were there (for me).

Finally, it's just... the point of this post is that I find it frustrating when people make Cody the same age because I find it disingenuous to flatten the power dynamic. Some people do it fine, are multi-shippers who are as honest about Cod*Wan as they are with something like Obikin. If they have one fic where Cod*Wan are the same age with no power diff, and another where the power dynamic is flipped, and a third where the power dynamic is as in canon and just explored as necessary, that's fine.

But with the number of Cod*wan (and Barr*ssoka, which is full on NOTP for me as a direct result of this behavior, despite having a canon age diff of 4yrs) folk that have talked shit to and about me and mine for doing something similar with ships like Rexsoka or Obikin... The amount of shit I've had to deal with for shipping Rexsoka for adjusting ages in a modern AU, coming from people who do the same thing with Cod*Wan, is the driving force of this post. It's basically this: If I don't get to change the ages a bit to make things palatable, then neither does anyone else.

This is not just about the age difference. It's about looking at canon and going 'if you guys are going to give me shit for my ship, then play it straight on your end. What does it look like when you're honest about the power dynamic?

There is a reason my first suggestion is Cody having a crush on his boss.

The intent was always that Obi-Wan is the sugar daddy, because Obi-Wan is the General. Because Obi-Wan is the one with power. Because Obi-Wan is the one with control.

Because this post was about "if I don't get to change my ships to make them less problematic, then neither does anyone else."

Also because I just find a lot of Cod*Wan fics to be OOC, and not in the fun way.

[differentcoloredcontacts]

Class 1-b and random videogames they like <3

Awase - mario cart, something about hitting his friends with red shells and stealing first place last second really makes his day <3

Sen - he doesn't play video games by himself a lot but him and the rest of the common sense kings have game nights where he is either so good that its scary or so bad that its laughable... worse part is no one knows which it will be that day.

Kamakiri - any fps game really. Halo, cod, fortnite, as long as he gets to cuss out 12 year olds in the lobby hes happy.

Kuroiro - gothic horror games that dont rely on jump scares to scare you, so like Little Nightmares and games like that.

Kendo - she likes a mixture of different types but mostly open world and cozy games. She mostly lets game osts run in the background while she does other stuff.

Kodai - splatoon. Specifically the story mode and salmon run. She used to play ranked and turf wars but she got too good at it so she stopped lmao. Seriously though she is scary good at this game and this game only.

Komori - farming sims. Specifically ones like stardew valley or sunhaven. She will stay up til ungodly hours and just be like "i need these fucking turnips to grow damnit.."

Shiozaki - simple moble games like flappy bird or crossy road, other than that she doesn't really play video games

Shishida - grandpa mindset so he doesn't know what a video game is, loves playing board games with his friends though

Shoda - i dont think he plays a lot of videogames but he is strangely good at multi-player games, shoda wins the class mario cart tournaments every time and he doesn't even know how to drift

Pony - Tomadachi pet games (idk if thats what they are called lol) where its just a little pocket pet that you have to keep alive, she will get stressed if she forgets to feed it and its actually adorable <3

Tsubaraba - LOZ:Tears Of The Kingdom

Nothing more needs to he said...

Tetsutetsu - save the princess type games because its manly to help those in need of saving. (He also has over 5000 hours in hello kitty island adventure)

Tokage - idk why but I feel like she has hundreds of games no one has ever heard of. She only has like 5 or 6 hours in most of them but theres one shitty as game she lets rot in the corner thats her favorite. How tf do you have 20000 hours in 'block game HD'

Manga - Genshin Impact. He downloaded it as a meme at first but then he got invested in the storyline and characters backstorys. Definitely found himself crying at 3am because of the inazumas mushrooms backstory (they do be dead kids tho)

Honenuki - I dont think he plays a lot of videogames but when he does, he sucks. Idc how many hours he has in whatever game he will find a way to lose every time. Its kinda sad to watch honestly. T-T

Bondo - those games where you start off with boxes full of shit and you have to organize it in the room or you have to organize the water by color. Stuff like that

Monoma - classic save the princess type games. Mario, Loz, ect. He needs to feed his savior/ superiority complex and these games do it quickly

Reiko - horror games that dont look like horror games. Like they start off all pastel and cute then over time it gets darker and darker. Like omori.

Rin - he only plays videogames with people. (So the common sense kings game nights and class mario cart tournaments) but he does play solitair and sun haven rarely. Also if pony for some reason cant take care of her virtual pets today she gives them to rin because hes the best virtual pet sitter. <3

Idk why but for some of the class on this I struggled so badly </3 I still like how most of it came out tho.

[sburb2official]

fantroll facts, again lol

Now: Jlarin (Seer of Doom)

☠️ As a natural Seer, Jlarin receives visions of possible futures... but he's also a natural Doom player and sees damn near everything that could go wrong. He is thus on edge almost constantly. - -

☠️His dreams are the only real reprieve from his visions. When the group reaches the moon activation step of 2.0, he'll activate Derse, preferring the darker and quieter environment over Prospit. - -

☠️ Screaming gamer words at strangers in video game lobbies is one of his favorite ways of blowing off steam (besides roughhousing with Reltha and getting his ass kicked, or arguing with Lasven). - -

☠️Seriously, this boy needs to re-learn "inside voice" and "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". - -

☠️ His openly favorite games include Warhammer 40k, WoW, COD, War Thunder, Valorant, niche indie shooters, and (oh no) League of Legends. In secret, though, he plays dating sims. The day Lasven finds out is the day his shoddy semblance of dignity is destroyed for good. - -

☠️ When he saved Reltha from [serious thing not to be named yet], he'd seen a vision of her actually dying. He arrived at her hive just in time, and they've been friends ever since. - -

☠️ He has conflicted feelings about Gravix. On one hand, "violet" fish boy is kind-hearted and curious and silly and fun-loving and honestly a little bit of a hemo-rebel... on the other, something about him makes Jlarin's skin crawl. Not Gravix himself, but something around him. Something involving him. Something very, very bad. He cannot See what that "something" is or what's (potentially) going to happen, and it's beyond unsettling. Someone or something is preventing him from Seeing. - -

☠️ His handwriting is... not good. It's legible, but it's ugly.

☠️ Despite his reputation for being a whiny asshole, he doesn't go out of his way to be mean. He doesn't like being mean; it doesn't make him feel any better (unless he's taking his frustrations out on his dumbass purple kismesis). Actually, he's the group's go-to when they need someone to commiserate with. Jlarin understands what to say and what not to say when someone is talking through their problems/stresses/fears aloud. - -

☠️ He also understands that sometimes, it's better to not say anything at all. In those cases, he'll offer one of his vintage handheld devices—a Gameboy, a Nintendo DS, that kind of thing. (All of which Klikai bought online and restored for fun.) - -

☠️His typing quirk (adding in. periods where they don't. don't make sense, and. and repeating words) mimics his stilted, awkward, stammering way of speaking. - -

☠️ Both he and Klikai are known for bizarre eating habits. Klikai eats weird shit; Jlarin doesn't eat much at all. He really likes hot dogs and will just scarf them down cold right from the bag. - -

☠️The upside-down smiley face pin on his beanie is a sort of "fuck you" gift from Lasven. When asked where he got it, he lies.

[nagiscap]

OKAY SO I SEE IN YOUR RULES YOU WOULD BR GLAD TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR POC (especially black people 🤭)

SO CAN I REQUEST SEI, BACHIRA, AND ISAGI WITH A S/O WHO USES THE LINE “Is it bc I’m black 🤨” (my fav thing to say tbh 💪🏽) WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS OR THEY GET DISAGREED WITH ??! 😭

nagi, meguru and yoichi reacting to you saying is it because im black!

im back!! lol here is a little funny post im working on the other requests and i will probs update the schedule soon!

yoichi isagi

man start fumbling his words and shit 

he is trying so hard to not get caught up 

“babe you know that’s not the reason” 

you double down and he’s is so embarrassed PLEASE

man is fighting for his life 

it reaches the point where he feels so bad that you just admit you were joking

he is so clueless and he does not want to hurt your feelings

meguru bachira

bro just laughs like is falling off the bed and shit

he does wayyyy too much like it’s not that funny bro

like he laughs at all your jokes 

definitely hypes you up to say it to more people especially isagi 

starts telling everyone you’re super funny

you try to explain that almost every black person makes this joke

he doesn’t care you ARE the funniest person he knows now it’s official

seishiro nagi

the type of guy to say yes and then laugh his ass off

bro thinks he’s in a cod lobby lmao 

he has you giggling and shit too 

seishiro is so UNSERIOUS 24/7

like this man does not care at all 

or he’ll just pretend you did not say it and keep talking 

man is not fazed like at all he is so used to you just saying anything

[miekasa]

I’m in love with the idea of twitch streamer bf eren

OKAY ME TOO!! Easily top 3 best Eren concepts imo it’s just so good and so... him, he falls on the gamer himbo boyfriend side of the scale for sure

Let’s start with his setup: purple and/or green with a dark wood tabletop. He keeps the lights green during the day or when his computer is idle, and mixes in the purple when it’s dark out because he likes the Ambiance. 

Only one monitor and do not let him buy another one no matter how much he claims he needs it. He does not. He has a TV in his room tho, but it’s not mounted above or near his desk; it’s on the opposite wall that faces his bed. Laying down and watching Netflix takes priority.  

He’s a sucker for themed keyboards/keycaps. If he finds a set themed around his favorite show or a character he likes, he’ll buy it. No self control.

The majority of his keyboards have that super clacky almost officey sounding click to them, and he’s obsessed with it. Sometimes he fucks around on Google Docs typing nonsense just to hear the keyboard make noise.

Puts in special keycaps on the ones with your initials on whichever keyboard he’s using at the moment <3 gamer boyfriend things <33

Always swears he wants to do some kind of special event or thank you for subscriber/follower milestones, but he never catches his own milestones 😭😭 by the time he realizes he has 100k subs, he’s already on 103k or something 

Then he calls you, his friends, and his subscribers fake for not pointing it out to him like sir it’s right there on your screen please. All you had to do was LOOK

If he’s in the middle of a game and he really has a to pee, or he’s gotta go do something, he’ll yell for you, and you come in, obviously slightly worried, but then Eren is just hurriedly giving you instructions, “Here, press left or right to move, spacebar to fire, avoid these, kill those. That ugly look thing to the left is Jean, and over there is his character. You’re teammates, I’ll be right back,” before he puts his headphones on your head and runs off. Now you’re left to fend for yourself, good luck.

He can be gone anywhere from 30 seconds to 30 minutes 😭😭 if he’s gone for a short amount of time, he comes back with just as much chaotic energy to take back his headphones and shoo you away as he did to throw it all on you pls.

Other times, he’ll go and make a whole ass meal and come back sauntering in with a half eaten grilled cheese in hand, “Oh shit are you still playing, babe—hey you’re doing really well, look at you go!”

When you’re not there, he mentions you a lot, because he’s always thinking about you no matter how small it is; even just the design of a character would prompt him to a make a comment, “I don’t think my girlfriend has ever played this, but I know she’d main this character.” 

Does he invite you to play a game he knows you’ve never played or are bad at with him on his stream, knowing full well he’s an ace at it and will crush you publicly? Absolutely. Without a doubt. 

There’s always a very shameless, not at all subtle shoutout to his Instagram in the middle of all his streams please, he’ll be playing a game and randomly it’s like, “Fire pic on Instagam by the way, go like that.” 

His comments are pretty respectful whenever you’re there or he mentions you; there’s a few cheeky randoms who like to make donations whenever you’re on the screen or say some inappropriate stuff, but Eren’s learned to just ignore it. It doesn’t make him happy, and he might tell people to chill if it’s excessive, but he won’t call out anything explicitly and make you uncomfortable while you’re there. 

Sometimes Connie will make a comment about how you’re hot, and that’s definitely something Eren will call out and bring attention to, more so to mock Connie than anything. 

At one point, his subscribers keep asking for more content with you (especially if you’re not there often/it’s been a while since people have seen a peek of you), to which Eren will pout because, “Hey, this is my Twitch-- now, look, you’ve gotten your Eren’s hot girlfriend privileges revoked for the week.”

Terrible at doing unboxing videos whenever he gets sent product because he just rips things open 😭😭 he’s too eager to do ASMR or gentle/detailed unboxing, he just wants to test out the new parts as soon as possible. 

Abuses his spinny gamer chair. Spins himself dizzy on it (yes, while he’s streaming and waiting for lobbies/things to load), spins you dizzy on it when you’re just trying to be comfy, spins the both of you dizzy when he’s trapped you on his lap. 

He’d be one of those lucky people who gets a cool single name user/ID. Like he gets just @eren or @jaeger/yeager, because his name is pretty unique, but I can totally see him going the typical fun gamer tag route. 

His content is anything from him streaming Overwatch and COD to terraforming his Animal Crossing island, he does not discriminate. One day you could get Eren calling Jean a fucking dumbass for not healing him, and the next day he’s doing his best impressions of Timmy and Tommy.

Do not put it past him to build you a whole ass PC setup if you express the slightest interest in one, even if it’s not solely for gaming/you wanna use it for work/school. He’ll do it. He’ll make his hyperfixating work for him. 

Plus then he’d get to give you one of his old keyboards and give you special keycaps with his initials and go on about how he’s officially got a gamer gf even if all you can do is press the spacebar <33 

[plutosexc]

—Toman Members as People in a COD Lobby —

﹝❀﹞inspired by this tiktok

﹝❀﹞warnings ; none

﹝❀﹞genre ; crack?

﹝❀﹞feat. angry (souta) , smiley (nahoya) , draken (ken) , mitsuya , baji

The Rager - Angry

This mf is always mad, rage on 100% and yelling in the damn mic. Half the time it be for no reason and other times, he upset at the game/players. Angry be sayin shit like “I HATE THIS GAME BRUH” “I HIT THIS MF FOR 90 AND HE DIDNT DIE”. He’s definitely broken a controller or two raging at a game. Most def violates people if they kill him. The rest of the gang loves it though, they think it’s so funny when he gets pissed.

The person playing music - Smiley

There’s always someone blasting music in the background and the people in the match hear it through their mic. It be a crispy ass mic too, the audio all crunchy so the song don’t even sound good. Would def try to sing even tho he can’t. I can see Smiley playing NBA Youngboy just to annoy mfs bc he knows they don’t like him. If he were to play music fr, it’d be Tayk or some fast paced rap.

The Chill Ones - Draken and Mitsuya

Just like the name implies, they’re the chill people in the chat. Not too loud and you don’t hear them much, except for when they’re calling comms. Draken would laugh here and there, while Mitsuya is playfully scolding the others.

Mitsuya ; “Smiley turn the music down would ya? I can’t even hear when other people are close in-game.”

Smiley ; “But then I won’t be able to hear the music?? Just turn up your game audio.”

Baji ; “The music don’t even sound good on your dollar tree ass mic bro.”

Draken ; “Would all of you dumbasses shut up. Now I can’t hear.”

The “Lagger” + False Comm Caller - Baji

Now the “laggers” are truly hilarious. Baji could literally have the best ping in the game and still blame the “lag” for dying. He be like “BRO I ALMOST HAD HIM BUT I LAGGED AND MY BULLET DIDNT HIT”. This mf was not even close to hitting the other person, aim was off and eerything. Now along with his “lag”, baji is so bad at comms. He’s the type to say “ONE SHOT! ONE SHOT!” and the enemy is literally full health.

Baji ; “ONE SHOT! BRO ONE SHOT! How did you not get him??”

Smiley ; “Bro you’re so bad at this game.” *laughs hella loud*

Angry ; “SHUT TF UP! HE WASNT ONE SHOT, BAJI JUST HAS SHITTY COMMS!”

Mitsuya ; “I’m just glad he didn’t blame the lag this time”

Draken ; *laughs*

﹝❀﹞i had way too much fun making this 💀💀possible p2??

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YOU GOT: YŪ NISHINOYA 

matchup for @scftfairyking

‘I use glasses (LMAO BC IM BLIND). I'm an Aries , im bi and a ENFP.’

♡ it would be bold to assume that nishinoya has a ‘thing’ for glasses just bc he liked kiyoko and kiyoko wore glasses but it also wouldn’t be insanely far-fetched as his type isn’t really elaborated on. either way, he’d definitely find your glasses charming - like sometimes he’d steal them from you if you ever set them down and he’d hold them above his head like ‘if you want them back, you have to go out with me ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧’  except his plan goes to shit bc you’re like 6 inches taller than him so you just snatch them from his hands lol

♡ HE’S AN ARIES TOO! i’m no horoscope expert but that seems compatible to me

♡ a google search claims that nishinoya is an ESFP but that is only a headcanon bc he does seem very similar to an ENFP 

♡ either way though, there is only one letter between you two; N (Intuition) and S (sensing preference) - which means you prefer to look at the greater picture when trying to solve a problem while noya tends to take a step-by-step, factual approach (which is arguable)

♡ that doesn’t really seem to hold too much value in a relationship though; especially considering how similar you both are despite that. you are both extroverted, energetic, chaotic, somewhat unpredictable but you both possess the capacity to be serious when you need to 

♡ that is power couple vibes tbh- like you are probably the fuel to noya’s flame- while others are telling him not to get a buzz cut bc he’ll regret it, you’re cheering him on 

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‘I usually am pretty shy when I first meet someone, but when I start to get comfortable enough, I tend to be really chaotic and fun to be around with. I'm pretty loud and very open but only with my closest friends, and I tend to be a really sarcastic sometimes. My love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation.’

♡ noya would not mind if you were shy at first, as long as you weren’t uncomfortable. bc he’s persistent and lil gremlin stalker man so considering that he’s gonna sit next to you in class, try sit next to you at lunch and offer to walk you home, you’ll probably get used to him pretty quickly

♡ going off the assumption that you and noya are gonna get close very fast, he thrives off your chaotic energy and matches it. he likes to turn everything into a competition and before y’all actually start dating, he flirts with you in the most cursed ways possible- like he send you (tw/ choking) this image at 3AM with the caption ‘this could be us 😩’

♡ he deals with your sarcasm pretty well- he just pretends like you are being serious and rolls with it >:) 

♡ ex. he tries to throw a piece of popcorn in the air and catch it in his mouth but he misses and he lands on the couch. ‘wow, noya, that was so cool.’ you murmured monotonously and he just whipped his head around to show you his smug smirk, ‘i know!’  

♡ he shows his love through gift-giving and physical touch but he prefers to receive affection through your love languages; physical touch and words of affirmation.

♡ like he was asking for your hand and marriage after you called his rolling thunder ‘badass’

♡ also i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again; noya likes to find rocks on the ground that remind him of you so whenever he takes you on dates, the first thing he does is show you all the rocks he collected while explaining why each one is similar to you

♡ ‘ok so look at this one, it has little brown specs on it and it’s the exact same color as your eyes! look!’ then he’ll hold the rock up next to your face and take a picture so he can show you the comparison while you just stand there like 🤠

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'Some of my hobbies are: skating, swimming, reading, writing, listening to music, learning new languages, gaming and watching movies.’

♡ omg 🥺 skating dates with noya- if you mean ice-skating/roller blading, i can imagine him being somewhat of a natural so when he first steps into the rink, you’ll probably have to hold his hands to guide him for a bit until he finds his balance but then - in the blink of an eye - he’s suddenly doing advanced tricks, skating elegantly and rapidly

♡ but if you mean skateboarding, then he demands that you teach him how to do random tricks he’s heard of in his video games and half of them you’ve never even heard of; ‘(y/n)! please teach me how to do a 360-ollie-back-flapjack-bananasplit-kick!!’ ‘noya, i don’t think that’s a real thing.’

♡  he loves swimming with you! he’s no professional but he can frontstroke really fast. so he likes to race with you and have competitions to see who can hold the breath the longest underwater

♡ pfft i firmly believe that the only book noya has ever read for pleasure was the diary of a wimpy kid series when he was like 8 - but if you read to him, he’d really like that 👉👈

♡ he likes to listen to music too- like while he is cleaning, studying, exercising etc and if you make him a playlist, he will literally forever be in your debt 🙏 he makes you playlists too but he mostly listens to latin music, rap, r&b and random songs he found on tiktok so that’ll be what his playlists consists of 

♡ FKDAGHR post-timeskip he travels so ofc he likes to learn new languages too so you both do lil duolingo sessions together where you just sit on the app and test each other on your vocabs- and sometimes he’ll just ask you random house questions in a foreign language for a challenge 

♡ you just hear his voice echo through the house like ‘OU EST LE LAIT?!’

♡ obviously he games too- and whenever you play first-person shooters with him and some random guy in the lobby tries to hit on you, he goes feral. like you’ll never see more protective than when he is in a COD lobby with you 

♡ movie nights with noya? movie nights with noya. y’all watch everything from sharknado to star wars like he’ll literally watch anything as an excuse to spend time with you :3 when it’s his turn to choose, he picks either a comedy (bc he loves hearing your laugh 🥺) or a horror (because if you get scared, he wraps you in his arms like ‘don’t worry babe, i’ll protect you ( •̀ ω •́ )✧’)

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‘My favorite food is carrot cake and i dislike snowstorms or anything that has to do with storms ^^’

♡ his favourite food is gari gari kun which i think is a sort of icelolly so i hc that he has a sweet tooth- also he has the third largest appetite in haikyuu!! so i’ll bet my teppanyaki grill on the fact that nishinoya likes carrot cake too!

♡ speaking of which, i bet he takes you out for dates at dessert places rather than restaurants bc sharing a plate of chocolate waffles is way more romantic than eating separate dishes with a lame ass candle in the middle 🙄 

♡ ok i imagine that nishinoya is fine with storms considering his signature move is literally called ‘rolling thunder’ but he’d be such a sweetheart if there was a storm while you were round at his house; like he’d hold you in his arms and refuse to let go until the storm was over and he’d blare your favourite songs on his speaker to drown out the sounds outside 

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for @scftfairyking​: ok so when i read your request literally the first person i thought of was nishinoya- especially bc y’all have matching zodiac signs :o like that’s soulmate energy

[criticalintellect]

Ya know in full honesty I wish I was more level-headed when it came to arguments on social media but uh...there are several factors getting in the way of that. I like to joke that the Irish in me doesn't like peaceful arguments, but honestly a major reason is I am just incredibly impatient with other people. Now if it's an actual conversation; a peaceful back-and-forth? I'm totally cool with that. But I have zero patience for the willfully obtuse that the internet is chock-full of. The know-it-alls that know nothing, the pridefully ignorant, the professionally grating that are just fishing for reactions: I have no patience. Plus I mean I grew up in the late 90s/early 00s. The years of Xbox 360 and Cod or Halo 3 lobbies and League of Legends. I mean shit i was on Newgrounds daily, ive seen some shit. So my opinions of people online are generally rock bottom. Another major factor is plain old respect. I'm very selective with who I give my respect to, but generally it's just...show me respect, I'll show you respect. Out in real life I give everyone the bare minimum of respect cause theyre not all in my face insulting me or whatever, but niggas are crazy on the internet so I'm already starting off on edge, but if I can have a nice convo, even if it's a disagreement, I'll always prefer that. Respect is something I've always believed is earned, not inherent, and that applies to everyone in my book, so if someone disrespects me...I mean, I'm gonna do it right back. And I am not afraid of using taboo words. They are quite literally just words. Sticks and stones. The last thing isn't a majoral focal factor of my attitude, but I'd be lying if it didn't affect anything: I am on the spectrum. Aspergers specifically. But I'm not the type to pull out the autism card as a get-out-of-jail-free card; that's fucking weak and an absolute bitch move. But it has contributed to a uh...bit of an ego I developed growing up. Could I do better? Yes. And so could every other person lying, yelling, and insulting entire swathes of humankind over social media over arguments they haven't even read up on. The internet needs to learn want nuance means. But I will try to get better at least, cause it's about the only thing I have control over.

However, there is one thing I will never budge on: I will never suffer another person to tell me what I can and cannot say. I am my own person and I will not be talked down to

[master-sass-blast]

Time to update this post!

@lilydollasylum said "She’d for sure ban jinx from chat until Silco makes her undo it"

I'll see you that and raise you that Silco isn't one to mindlessly indulge Jinx's pettiness. This is a learning opportunity! When Sevika blocks Jinx, Silco tells Jinx that it's on her to overcome this obstacle.

Jinx makes so many sock puppet accounts that Sevika can't keep up with blocking them all.

Sevika deserves a raise. And a drink.

@rosesraeken (who can also be found on @sevikascrown) drew the most lovely picture of Sevika wearing the cat ear headphones I mentioned last time!

(assuming the two are friends and/or together) The Reader gets Sevika to play Stardew Valley.

Sevika hates it lskjdflsdkjflsdkjf.

She'd absolutely put the mayor's "Special Purple Shorts" in the luau soup just to wreck the Reader's friendship score with everyone (assuming they're playing on co-op).

She'd probably run a mod where she can date Caroline just to cuck Pierre.

Really, she just complains the whole time while the Reader tries to run a good, wholesome farm.

I feel like she's the type to teabag dead players in CoD/Halo/Fortnite type games. She does it most to the Reader, though, just to piss them off.

I think the dynamic we're seeing emerge is that the Reader and Sevika just take turns annoying the everliving shit out of each other, depending on what games they're playing.

Also, Sevika in those CoD-type lobbies? Completely unflappable. She hears worst on a daily basis at work.

Upon defeating some pissbitch: "I'M GOING TO [insert completely unspeakable thing that no human should ever say here.]"

Sevika, unfazed, taking a drink of her Truly because she absolutely drinks those: "Yeah, that'll have to wait until I'm done fucking your mom."

Doesn't upload VODs or videos cut from VODs on Youtube or other platforms because she doesn't give a fuck.

And lo, sass spaketh unto the void and said:

Twitch Streamer Sevika AU.

I don't think it'd be her full time gig. She doesn't strike me as the type to do that kind of shit full time. But she makes decent money off it because of all the poor, simping sapphics that follow her sldfjlsdkfjdlskfj.

She vapes on stream. She can smoke other shit, too, but please give me Sevika with a vape pen. It's so funny sldjflsdjfldsjfldj.

Also drinks on basically all her streams because this is her time to decompress.

She knows her followers are simps and she makes a point of flustering the fuck out of them because she thinks it's both flattering and funny.

I had a hell of a time figuring out what she'd play. Resident Evil 8 is a shoo-in, though. Probs plays a lot of horror or shooter games.

Sevika playing Among Us. Please. I need it.

gonna shout out @peppermint-squirrel for "Susvika"

She wouldn't use any of the accessories for her character bc she doesn't give a shit about it.

Plays Mario Kart once and never touches it again bc Jinx and Vi hop into the lobby and obliterate her and just generally shit all over her sldkfjsldfjsdlkfjdslfj.

I can absolutely see her breaking a controller in a moment of sheer rage.

I'll add onto this as I think of more, but yeah, Twitch Streamer Sevika, my beloved.