#commentfh

[lydiaburgessx-blog]

lydia is constantly the third wheel to beesbury-cracker tho tbh sometimes she visits for the sole purpose of sexytimes and ends up waiting 30-45 min for them to finish doing [shit] [like] [this] like "roLAND BEESBURY JFC WHO ARE YOU EVEN SLEEPING WITH HERE???" "DON'T ANSWER THAT I DON'T WANT TO KNO" 

[kieranryland]

kieran damn near pissed himself and proceeded to spend the next few days rewatching eurotrip and compiling a playlist for the plane ride called "kieran's sexy funtimes euro mix 2012" but it just ended up being the entire kanye west discography, some mac miller, and a few abba songs (he loves his abba ok hop off his dick) and then he realized he lost his passport during a trip to ontario (aka disastrous family vacation of 1998 we don't speak of that) 

[grahamcarey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WOW I SHIP IT SO HARD SORRY I'M NOT SORRY I JUST WATCHED THE SHOT AT THE NIGHT MUSIC VIDEO

[damarisdesmond]

I THOUGHT I RESPONDED TO YOU BUT I DIDN'T #RITADOUCHEBAGGERY CAUSE YOU DID THREE WEEKS AGO DAMN I BLAME SCHOOL FOR THIS Are either of them subtle, really?? I feel like their lives a passive-aggressive hating their parents/thinking the other's hot. Lbr. That's precisely why her 'secret' is that she stole a brain when she was in med school. She had one in her room for a while, but probably got rid of it. Idek how though. Stupid Mara. Why does he have to be afraid of brains? THEY'RE THE REASON YOU CAN DO THINGS SHEP THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO FIX THEM

i love drunk shep i'm coming 4 u drunk shep can we start these two pleeeease <3 <3 <3

[marciagilliam-blog]

kate lets roleplay marcia x shep 

[haydenmuter]

Knowing Hayden, she'll pretend to be sick even when she's not just to freak Shepard out. She also probably steals his clothes a lot. Basically when Mara isn't home, Hayden probably mooches off of Shep instead. All in the family. 

[oliviativnan-blog]

Aliens! Government! Pretentious! We've gotta get these two in the same room together!!!

[shepardlowery]

Evening Haze

Everyday, as his alarm bleeted mercilessly from his bedside table, Shep lay in bed, staring at the ceiling, and wondering if today was the day he should finally quit.  Most days, he decided it was.  Nonetheless, as these days rolled by, somehow he never marched triumphantly into his boss's office and laid down the law, as he'd always imagined.  Instead, he sat at his desk and goofed off and, at the end of the day, left confused: wondering why he neither quit nor was fired.

Today had been one such day, a day like any other, that sloughed by in a haze of forgetfulness until he was lost in somewhere in his own life and couldn't remember how he'd gotten there.

It was this same blank, reasonless state that brought him to Marcia's doorstep without hardly realizing it.  Raising a fist, he knocked and waited, leaning against the doorframe, and hoping she was home, even though he wasn't at all sure she was.

[lydiaburgessx-blog]

[huge] [fucking] [idiots]

p.s. [bonus] 

[damarisdesmond]

She probably doesn't even notice; she's all stuck in her own hot stepbrother problems, y'know??? but everyone else knows. #LOWERYSUBTLETY

"I'm surprised you can even stand next to me, Shep. I literally can't go an entire day without having my hands covered in blood and guts." *Shep runs for the door*

THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I WANT HIM TO DRUNKENLY CRASH ON HER COUCH ALL THE TIME AND OFTEN

[marciagilliam-blog]

olivia prepare yourself for the force that is marcia.

[damarisdesmond]

It feels like the Shepard/Lowery fiasco is the low-key, under-wraps, mostly-subconscious Lily/Rufus/Serena/Dan situation of Fay Hollow. HAHAHA OH THAT'S RIGHT. I bet she has to remind him daily that she wears gloves during all of her surgeries. But the fact that her dream job is to be a neurosurgeon probably freaks him out a little bit. ("HAVEN'T YOU EVER WANTED TO SEE A WORKING BRAIN SHEP MUAHAHA?")

They just feed on negativity lbr it's so awesome. He's eight years older (I think) (I might be wrong) (help) and ~obviously has more life lessons that her. But yes, the drunken thing Damaris must fix. "You are acting like a drunk college girl at a frat party. Look alive!"

[kieranryland]

and then that was when [this] transpired oh god it's all coming full circle now, grADY I HAVE NO WHERE TO RUN SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE, I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE I HAVE A CAT TO TAKE CARE OF PLS HOLD ME  

[damarisdesmond]

MAN that shower run-in really wrecked him I guess huh?? How many years is it even going on now?? GET IT TOGETHER SHEP, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MAN. Tough luck, just you wait until Mara gets going with all of dat surgical/doctor lingo.

Thank goodness their parent's marriage came of one good thing?? Basically they can just shit on their parents with each other. It's so convenient and they don't even realize it.  Also I feel like growing up with Shep for a time also molded her because he taught her how taxation sucks, accounting is the worst job ever, and how not to act when you're drunk. (She'll never be able to latch onto the reality of zombies though.) 

[damarisdesmond]

THAT'S WHY JAIME LOST HIS HAND OK SHEP. SELF-CONTROL. [this is probably awkwardly what he hears tho]. Overall, I just imagine them to rain on everyone's days together. Especially their parents. Which shall be wonderful.

[haydenmuter]

Let's be real, Hayden favorite character is probably Varys. To make Mara uncomfortable, Hayden probably invites Shepard over to her house to watch GOT together.