#fhirp

[cosmik-homo]

Logic is a little bird fhirping in q meadow. Logic is a wreath of beautiful flowers that smell bad. Remember when spock said that guys. Do you remembee

[eddiegirls]

a series of photos of hima trying to say chipotle

[fayhollow]

006

How is everyone? Want me to set fire to something? Random early snow? Crafty fall festival to get people together? Charity date auction?

[damarisdesmond]

I THOUGHT I RESPONDED TO YOU BUT I DIDN'T #RITADOUCHEBAGGERY CAUSE YOU DID THREE WEEKS AGO DAMN I BLAME SCHOOL FOR THIS Are either of them subtle, really?? I feel like their lives a passive-aggressive hating their parents/thinking the other's hot. Lbr. That's precisely why her 'secret' is that she stole a brain when she was in med school. She had one in her room for a while, but probably got rid of it. Idek how though. Stupid Mara. Why does he have to be afraid of brains? THEY'RE THE REASON YOU CAN DO THINGS SHEP THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO FIX THEM

i love drunk shep i'm coming 4 u drunk shep can we start these two pleeeease <3 <3 <3

[marciagilliam-blog]

kate lets roleplay marcia x shep 

[haydenmuter]

Knowing Hayden, she'll pretend to be sick even when she's not just to freak Shepard out. She also probably steals his clothes a lot. Basically when Mara isn't home, Hayden probably mooches off of Shep instead. All in the family. 

[oliviativnan-blog]

Aliens! Government! Pretentious! We've gotta get these two in the same room together!!!

[grahamcarey]

graham do you want to touch my butt? would touching my butt make you feel better?

an actual text abby just sent me (i don't even know if she was pretending to be olivia or not)

[shepardlowery]

Evening Haze

Everyday, as his alarm bleeted mercilessly from his bedside table, Shep lay in bed, staring at the ceiling, and wondering if today was the day he should finally quit.  Most days, he decided it was.  Nonetheless, as these days rolled by, somehow he never marched triumphantly into his boss's office and laid down the law, as he'd always imagined.  Instead, he sat at his desk and goofed off and, at the end of the day, left confused: wondering why he neither quit nor was fired.

Today had been one such day, a day like any other, that sloughed by in a haze of forgetfulness until he was lost in somewhere in his own life and couldn't remember how he'd gotten there.

It was this same blank, reasonless state that brought him to Marcia's doorstep without hardly realizing it.  Raising a fist, he knocked and waited, leaning against the doorframe, and hoping she was home, even though he wasn't at all sure she was.

[lydiaburgessx-blog]

Totally down for Lydia and Olivia being secret childhood besties or those kids you played with when you were younger just because you conveniently live in the same neighborhood. Also down for Lydia and Olivia randomly bumping into each other at a Starbucks or something. (Section option c: Olivia and Orlo agreed to set each other up on blind dates but Olivia forgot and said a completely random name in a public place to coerce a girl to be his blind date a la Friends with Phoebe and Joey but I'm cool with any of the above choices.) As for the chaos of Orlo, Lydia is high-strung and a bundle of nerves while Orlo is...Orlo. Olivia sees a perfect opportunity and endless madness ensues.  

[fayhollow]

003

Is anyone interested in a Halloween-based chatzy? I'll be in New York the actual week of Halloween, so I was thinking more along the lines of next week. Friday/Sat/Sun good for anyone? Yo, let me know. Hit me up homies.

[fayhollow]

005

If you're online, go to the chatzy for a halloween thing. 

[damarisdesmond]

She probably doesn't even notice; she's all stuck in her own hot stepbrother problems, y'know??? but everyone else knows. #LOWERYSUBTLETY

"I'm surprised you can even stand next to me, Shep. I literally can't go an entire day without having my hands covered in blood and guts." *Shep runs for the door*

THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I WANT HIM TO DRUNKENLY CRASH ON HER COUCH ALL THE TIME AND OFTEN

[marciagilliam-blog]

olivia prepare yourself for the force that is marcia.

[damarisdesmond]

It feels like the Shepard/Lowery fiasco is the low-key, under-wraps, mostly-subconscious Lily/Rufus/Serena/Dan situation of Fay Hollow. HAHAHA OH THAT'S RIGHT. I bet she has to remind him daily that she wears gloves during all of her surgeries. But the fact that her dream job is to be a neurosurgeon probably freaks him out a little bit. ("HAVEN'T YOU EVER WANTED TO SEE A WORKING BRAIN SHEP MUAHAHA?")

They just feed on negativity lbr it's so awesome. He's eight years older (I think) (I might be wrong) (help) and ~obviously has more life lessons that her. But yes, the drunken thing Damaris must fix. "You are acting like a drunk college girl at a frat party. Look alive!"

[damarisdesmond]

MAN that shower run-in really wrecked him I guess huh?? How many years is it even going on now?? GET IT TOGETHER SHEP, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MAN. Tough luck, just you wait until Mara gets going with all of dat surgical/doctor lingo.

Thank goodness their parent's marriage came of one good thing?? Basically they can just shit on their parents with each other. It's so convenient and they don't even realize it.  Also I feel like growing up with Shep for a time also molded her because he taught her how taxation sucks, accounting is the worst job ever, and how not to act when you're drunk. (She'll never be able to latch onto the reality of zombies though.)