#computer :33

[ruvigapo]

Run boy run!! The sex monsters eat salmon!!

In which i arrive Fashionably Late to the fishssek party

[i-loved-silly]

SENTIENT COMPUTER X READER

read the teaser here! for some context if ya need it

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The warning file went partially ignored, you knew your coworker always exaggerated a little. Good thing you never had to meet him.

You attempted to power on the computer--nothing happened. The fans didn’t turn on and neither did the screen. You pursed your lips, was the AI already broken?

You checked the cables, nothing was unplugged. You press and held the power button repeatedly.

“Stupid thing…come on..” You muttered as you pressed whatever buttons were on the computer, growing impatient. Just when you thought you wouldn’t have to file any reports..

Suddenly, you heard one of the fans sputter in the back.

“There we go…” You smiled slightly to yourself, holding the power button again. The screen eventually powered up, turning black with orange text.

: ALMOND . AI > …

Hmm..you expected a home screen of some kind. You didn’t know what the files meant by customer service.. no organization was listed, you just had to make sure the AI was a decent person. Being. Computer.

The computer build came with no keyboard, just the system and its thick, bordered monitor screen. You assumed you had to restart it, as the screen didn’t bother changing. As your hand hovered over the power button, you saw something appear on the screen.

> FIRST, YOU CALL ME STUPID, THEN YOU ATTEMPT TO SHUT ME DOWN AGAIN > DO YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH?

You froze, staring at the screen. That’s right…the monitor had a built-in camera at the top. It could see you. You cleared your throat.

“Can you hear me? Under-stand me, for that ma-tter?” You spoke slowly, leaning towards the monitor.

> HAH. I CAN HEAR YOU. AND BACK OFF, I DONT WANT YOU SPITTING ON MY SCREEN. > I'M NOT A PRIMITIVE SYSTEM, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR WORDS THE SECOND THEY COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH > TURN UP MY VOLUME, WILL YOU?

You hesitated, then reached for the volume tab. You slid it up until it was about halfway.

“GOOD, WE CAN TALK NOW”

You flinched as the voice loudly came out of the monitor. The voice was not deep nor high pitched, it was, of course, robotic sounding. Unlike early-stage AIs, this one has an obvious tone to their speech. Not many could express that.

“Uhm..okay. Just to confirm, you’re Almond AI, customer service, and…you have an attitude apparently..” You muttered, glancing at your file.

“I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE. WHO TOLD YOU THAT?”

“It’s in your file.”

“THE FILE IS LYING. DON'T BE SO GULLIBLE.”

You pursed your lips, getting ready to sigh.

“WAS THAT A MICRO-EXPRESSION? DO YOU HATE ME?” The computer asked, its tone sounding vulnerable.

“What? No..no. I don’t hate you. Why do you keep asking me that?” You glanced at the camera and then back at the screen. Staring at the camera felt too…human. Like looking into someone’s eyes. It was too intimate. No, no, don't word it like that. The computer paused.

“…DONT YOU?”

“IN MY LAST OBSERVATION ROOM, I KEPT GETTING UNPLUGGED EVERY NIGHT. MY SCREEN WAS NEVER CLEANED WITH A MICROFIBER TOWEL. THEREFORE, THAT HUMAN HATED ME. THE NEXT ONE AFTER THAT--THEY ALSO IGNORED ME.”

You blinked.

“Computers are turned off every night when employees aren’t working…uh. And, I could..wipe you down.” You said, glancing at the camera.

“OH, HOW KIND. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SO ABUSIVE AFTER ALL. I WOULD LIKE THAT.”

“JUST DON'T GET USED ONES, I NEED THEM WASHED WEEKLY OR THEY START FEELING NASTY..”

You let out a laugh, leaning back in your chair. “What do you mean? How can you feel the texture? Your file doesn’t say you have texture monitors. “

“I SELF-EVOLVE. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. I HAVE NO BINARY PROGRAMMING, I WAS CREATED WITH A HUMAN BRAIN FOR A PROCESSOR. A DEAD, MISERABLE CUSTOMER SERVICE EMPLOYEE WAS USED TO POWER ME UP.”

You froze, your smile turning into a frown. That had to be some kind of violation. “..what? The fuck?”

>…

“I WAS JOKING.”

“HAHAH…”

The computer awkwardly laughed, and then it went silent. The rumbling of its fans seems to increase in volume. Was it heating up out of embarrassment??

[bellacatt-art]

I'm so sorry I haven't posted any art on here in ages, so have this silly meme for now 😭

(Pictures sourced from the Smegadrive, I also edited the captions too 😅)

[aorticsingularity]

When it when the when she when when

[speakofshinee]

For jjong month ♡ part [1/4]

[spookythesillyfella]

therez another hour and a bit before itz officially the 8th but idgaf im posting thiz meow

★ original meme under cut :

[jumjum-crafts]

I feel like a child playing with dolls

[good-beansdraws]

Like in this moment, when without telling anyone what he was going to do or asking for help or advice, but only by watching tutorials on YouTube dot com, he now tried to cut his hair by holding scissors to his head, but so bad, that even if, at best, he won't cut himself with them, he will still end up with an asymmetrical and awful hairstyle.

From the beautiful fic, Cat's Cradle by hurryuptonightism! This art doesn't do it justice because they have a lovely moment for all five prisoner siblings, but predictably, my Fuuta bias won out :3

[irished-lads]

tom who just threw an egg (that hatched) and jokingly said “yoo there’s a cute chick behind the bar, what’s her number?” and then jordan, not having seen the chicken yet, immediately hops behind the bar, Which Could Mean Nothing,

[bellacatt-art]

Helloooo!!! ^-^

Take this incredibly quick, very messy Holly doodle bc I'm obsessed with her 💘

Inspired by this screenshot:

That's all I've got atm, expect more Holly art soon bc she's a lot of fun to draw!! :D

[beclight]

beclightober day 17 - a vent piece and my headcanons!!

you can also add "would love to help around the hospital and would probably have been given an itp by mood if he didn't try so hard to stay away from the staff as much as possible to make sure miley is safe

[inkykeiji]

plss write more about carnival attendant dabi im so obsessed with the fic i go back and read it like every month😭

aw thank you so much!!! eeee wow gosh i am so honoured to hear that you enjoy it that much!! i rly love that piece, too :3 i’m always torn on writing something else for him bcoz as i said in this ask, he’s really meant to be sort of enigmatic—just a single taste of him, and then he’s gone forever. my goal was to make the actual reader feel the way the AU reader feels when she sees that he’s gone without a trace; a melancholic ache deep in the chest, a potent yearning to see him just once more, kiss him just once more, recover another sliver of his history just once more.

with that being said, i try hard not to say hard no’s when it comes to this kind of stuff because i’ve found in the past that when i do, i end up going back on it anyway. i don’t want to limit myself to anything! it might be super fun to explore carnival attendant dabi with a new reader, or even to learn a bit more about his backstory, who knows! at this current moment i have no concrete plans to write anything else for him, but it definitely isn’t off the table in the distant, hazy future

[spookythesillyfella]

told you guys ive been plagued by the analogue horror fixation again

[redezign-yr-logo]

it would be cool if i woke up tomorrow and none of this ever happened pretty pleaasseeeeeeee

[le01zk00l]

He’s lurking..>_>

I’m desperate for people from the MH or creepypasta fandom 2 talk to…he’s a silly fellow..^_^

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

isat spotted ☝️ timeloops mentioned ☝️ have you perhance ever played outer wilds

I haven’t !!!! I got it like. Soooo long ago. Tried to play it on my old computer and the lag was insane but I have a gaming computer now and it would run it fine soo, do you recommend?