#control f

[oneluckygoose]

Guys trust Chapter 4 IS COMING I PROMISE MY VIBE CHECK READER @zabala0z SAID IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET SO TRUST I’M GETTING OUT SOON

I’m just having too much fun writing James and Dorcas and like, both their POVs are already 5k like I’m drowning in words.

I promise It’s actually done I just need to get it onto Ao3 and I’m so so so tired (genuinely got abso-fucking-lutely swamped with real life stuff) but I swear soon guys. Soon. Tonight. Tomorrow night. A night or so. Actually help me I’m gonna go to sleep now. (It’s over 10k btw)

[chuumwah]

videogames with f/o … especially if they absolutely suck at it , and you get to laugh at them for losing again after demanding a sixth rematch — or you’re sitting beside them as they play , muttering over every little thing they’re doing wrong , taking the controller out of their hands to do it yourself ….

or maybe they’re weirdly ( or not-so-weirdly ! ) good at it and demolish you in every game you play — even if it’s something like stardew valley and they’re speedrunning perfection — snickering and looking over at you to watch how angry you get after losing again and again and again , maybe even completely tryharding just to see you get upset …… just sitting together with them after a long day , getting to relax and worry about mundane things rather than the outside world ♡♡♡

[gyrmirr]

can i tell you that i'm empty?

[wistfulwatcher]

[chekhovs-tantrum]

All of the kisses in the Locked Tomb series thus far, organized chronologically and described accurately

Inspired by @wifegideonnav's post on Tamsyn torturing us:

Suicidal ten-year-old makes out with corpse; gets possessed

^Same kid gets eyebrow kissy and baptism from hometown butch who she's definitely killed a few times

^Same kid sticks vomit-covered tongue into throat of vicious socialite immediately after lobotomy to forget dead girlfriend

Honorable mention because it happens offscreen: Dead Girlfriend's Mom (haunting same kid) (different haunting) vent-reminisces in memories about her unholy thruple-with-two-bodies

Socialite delivers averted cheek kiss with a womp womp womp

Sloppy bisexual thruple (different thruple) fuck God after lemon queen's ex-husband takes her cannibalized nun-wife's name in vain 

Dead planet baby feeling herself; kisses own reflection

DILF distributes daddy forehead smoochies

Dead planet baby perfectly mimics dead bestie's knuckle kiss to codependent bodysharing cousin

Honorable mention because there's plausible deniability: "horrifying noises" made by twins upon reunion 

Dead Girlfriend sees girl who owned/tortured her for years, stares longingly; dead planet baby rolls with it 

DILF gives real kisses to members of thruple (different thruple-in-two-bodies) before besties mutually explode in death-by-codependency

Dead planet back in second body. Bite. 

[dont-call-me-val]

after analyzing the New Avengers for a while I have come to these conclusions:

Rainbow Dash is John Walker

Fluttershy is Bob Reynolds

Rarity is Ava Starr

Pinkie Pie is Alexei Shostakov

Apple Jack is Yelena Belova

Twilight Sparkle is James Bucky Barns

thank you for your consideration.

[chaostheoryy]

the government doesn’t want the public to know this but the “f” in john f. walker stands for freak

[starstruckloves]

I’ve been having terrible anxiety lately related to nighttime and sleeping so imagine your F/O being there for you during those times.

They’ll make sure to be with you, sleep next to you and even get up in the middle of the night if you can’t even go to bathroom or get a glass of water alone. And if they don’t live with you, they’ll come over and try and make it fun, like a little sleepover.

Though, sometimes they can’t be there physically, but that’s okay. They’ll always offer to sleep on the phone together so they can make sure nothing happens to you. You can also carry them wherever you go in your house, just to be safe. No matter the situation, they wanna reassure you that nothings going to happen. Not under their watch.

dividers by @/saradika-graphics

[lostinthewoodsomewhere]

'And the dance floor is filling up with blood, but oh Lord you've never been so in love'

Sigh... it's never 'just a quick warm up', I need to stop calling them that...

Anyway, I've been listening to 'Mermaids' by Florence + The Machine a lot again, and good lord this line is still so Jesse to me!!!! So this is a semi re-draw of a piece I made last year inspired by the same line!!!

[oxavierart]

🕹️🎮🕹️

Ref: Album art for Remote Control by Wonderful☆Opportunity ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[afoxinlove]

Selfshippers with any sort of OCD, Intrusive Thoughts or Disordered Thinking:

Your F/O(s) doesn't think for a second that you're disgusting or dangerous or anything of the sort. They know your thoughts are out of your control and are not based on your beliefs.

If you have nightmares, your F/O(s) are right there to comfort you, whether that's hugs, turning on lights or music, bringing you water, or just sitting nearby until you feel safer.

If something they do triggers you, they'll change that behaviour immediately. You're much more important than whatever habits they may have.

If you're struggling to take care of yourself, your F/O(s) will bring you food, help clean your space, and offer to share baths or showers with you to encourage you.

If you're struggling to remember your medications, they'll set whatever reminders they have to so that they remember for you.

Your F/O(s) know all the things that will help comfort you and make you feel safe and will do everything to make sure your space feels as good for you as possible, whether there's fidget toys, soft blankets, stuffed animals, blackout curtains, nightlights, or anything else you might need.

Your F/O(s) know you can't choose your thoughts, nightmares, or symptoms, so they do not judge you for a second for any of them. Instead, they simply love and support you!

[strryhaze]

american dynasties: the kennedy’s intro

have been continually gagged by this intro since i first saw it.

[visenyaism]

ok i make fun of the asoiaf conspiracy theories being dumb a lot however some people really ARE about an inch from posting like “the (((maesters))) control everything” and need to dial it back it’s getting weird

[aropride]

why is every single post about shitty mothers like "my mother was evil and cruel and permanently traumatized me But she's just a girl she's sad too i can't be mad at her :((" can we get a little more of the "my mother fucking sucks and i hate her and i dont care how good of an excuse she has for why she did all that" energy that shitty fathers get

[bizarrelovetriangel]

look who's here

[elbdot]

Continuing on the whole "Alola thinks Mega Evos are bad!" thing... even though there ARE potential dangers associated with Mega Evolution that are touched upon even in the Generation they were introduced in, it was always framed in a way that suggested that any complications with Mega Evos tended to be the result of inexperience or other external factors. Not to mention that some Gen 7 Dex entries absolutely frame certain Mega Evo entries in such a way that it reinforces the cultural bias instead of challenging it. Like they carried out experiments to gather data on Mega Evolutions, but in such a way that the results were guaranteed to favor their already skewed viewpoints that favored the use of Z-Moves instead. Like a "We, the Obviously Biased Group of People, have done an internal investigation on whether or not we are in the wrong about this thing and have concluded that, on totally fair grounds, we are absolutely right and correct about this thing all the time forever." sort of thing.

Oh I really like this take, especially considering that we have a shady scientific organisation in Alola that could have absolutely fed into these "findings" through questionable studies (*cough cough* Aether Foundation *cough cough*)