#coscto

[biologusputrifier777-blog]

My favourite tumblr post ever is now a group of people talking about how the rizzler is the result of an evil conspiracy by a pro wrestler to feed the rizzer fattening costco cookies. Like no that is an Italian American child. He's just a fucking baby gabagool, get a grip.

[fettayleh]

Check out our value pack Skinless American Style Hotdog at your local Costco store this week. s food nation s lovers

[auau5n]

shout out to the employee at costco who complimented my soda tab earring and when they saw i was visibly excited asked me questions about it. i may not know you but i love you

[norts-trolls]

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TG: ఇ ◝‿◜ ఇ Hey lil' guppie.

TG: ఇ ◝‿◜ ఇ I hope you're doin' well~ Miss ya furr-real.

TG: ఇ ◝‿◜ ఇ I know the weather has been getting colder.. sooooo I sent over one of my winter coats n' some toasty blankets furr you.

TG: ఇ ◝‿��� ఇ Know I love you~

TG: ఇ ◝‿◜ ఇ I've gotta head back ta' work but say hi to your dad I said hey hey.

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BB: 🌊🐇I'm doing good!.. okay.

BB: 🌊🐇 I'm doing better...getting better? yeah.

BB: 🌊🐇Cold weather had me down sick nasty frfr boo but your gifts made me feel recharged as hell. Like I'm bein hugged by you in this big ass coat.

BB: 🌊🐇 I love you bunches n' dad says hi too. Call me when you're off.

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[sparklecryptid]

Sorry just remembered the times I woke up during surgery and have come to the conclusion I need better people to knock me out

[stsebastiens]

@chasingbebop

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

[bogbees]

spontaneous trip to town, you guys want anything

[nekosd43]

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true! (got a deal for you!!!)

[ID: art of Tres Horny Boys, riding a shopping cart down a Fantasy Costco aisle. Merle sits in the front, which is a kiddie car with goat horns. Taako rides in the cart itself, smiling and pointing ahead, while Magnus stands on the back, cheering. Merle's a dwarf with dark brown skin and a white beard with flowers, while Taako's a skinny elf with light brown skin and blond hair. Magnus is a chubby light-skinned man with red hair and a beard. They're in Aisle 3, featuring "Adventuring Goods" on sale, including: hempen rope, lesser healing potions, holy water, pondering orbs, spell components, and ball bearings. End ID.]

I can finally post my piece I did for the @taz-balance-zine: A Trip to Fantasy Costco! When they asked me to join the zine I knew IMMEDIATELY what I wanted to draw - I've always wanted to draw a Fantasy Coscto scene haha. Perfect excuse to draw something fun, goofy, and colorful with lots of details!

The zine, along with lots of cool art, fanfic, cosplay, recipes, and more, is available for FREE! Though we encourage you to make a donation to a charity of your choice in support.

Link to Zine and my screen recording below the cut!

[xyrill]

i ate an edible

so i made one piece admirals costco headcanons

have some doodles i made beforehand lolzies

bors

i feel like borsalino would obliberate a costco hot dog! they are literally $1.50 in the US! like wtf he would totally buy 5 or more, eat a few, and put some in the fridge.

he'd also buy a ton of snacks. maybe even $100 worth of dried nuts, fruits, and chips.... a junkie since i'd call him a stoner

he'd also buy ramen packs to stock; damn i feel like he would just eat ramen everyday-- restaurant ramen, home made ramen, and mf instant ramen

go to the optometrist section, try out sunglasses, but never buy them because he's attached to his yellow ass sunglasses

buy alcohol on sale

frequents costco with another admiral-- he goes by himself if he has to buy groceries

sak

sakazuki would totally fucking demolish a chicken bake. but honestly, like buy one to eat for lunch and buy a frozen pack from the freezer section of costco and reheat them for the next following lunches.

he would also sometimes buy the $5 rotisserie chicken. they have the best seasoning MMM

the karen of the admirals. complain to the manager if his rotisserie chicken is taking more than 15 MINUTES to cook

buys a pack of beer every week

he goes by himself and gets annoyed when someone asks to tag along

kuzan

kuzan? he would absolutely love to prepare dinners and buy bulk.

he'd eat up an entire potato salad.

buy fruit and fresh produce

even hit up the bakery

stock up on gift cards like a smart man

he stocks up on vitamins, probably even buys fish oil pills

fujitora

frequents the clothes section

he would dress up like a dad/uncle, buying the best flip flops/sandals

he'd always buy the 24 pack eggs or more

the very opposite of sakazuki, he'd be the most patient person with busy employees

self checkout but with the help of an employee

try out the occasional massage chairs

buy packs of melatonin gummies :)

aramaki

this fucker doesn't even have a costco card

he would sneak in with another admiral or pair up with some random person with a card to get in

he buys all the toys and cool looking comic books at the book section

he would only try samples and buy snacks

he gets a cart, not just to put his stuff in, but to have the right of way and be fast.

sengoku

would buy gift cards to restaurants -- he would definitely love olive garden

always asks an employee where stuff is

a bit impatient, especially if he's behind a slow person walking

looks at all the books

goes to the produce section just to find food for his goat :)

he buys ugly/cute stuffed animals

he'd be a fucking squishmallow collector omg...

garp

buys sweaters and clothes for koby from the clothes section

fuck, he probably loves koby more than asl >_> (probably not true)

would go to the headphones section and listen to the random songs that it plays

ACTUALLY, he would bring koby around in costco and be an absolute dad, embarrassing him with whatever chance he gets

frequents coscto with sengoku

he would go to costco with sengoku if he loses his costco card-- which is almost all the time maybe

edit: there are so many grammar mistakes oh my god HAHAHA

[allroyforprez]

.... Oh brother get a look at this guy 😮‍💨

When you really think about it what if he was the federations mascot or smth #woah

[s-trip-tease]

I think a Coscto would be T'Pol's personal saw trap

[fettayleh]

Check out our value pack Skinless American Style Hotdog at your local Costco store today 4th of July. s food nation s lovers

[coochiekrab]

Last night i had a dream Evan had a twin brother but they were also Kuris brothers instead of Dylan and the twins name was Yuku which was supposed to be “Almost Kuri backwards” and he trying to do everything he could to kill her, including working at the Local Coscto Smoothie Bar and only filling her 9$ smoothie cup up halfway, and then filling the rest of her Strawberry Smoothie up with Carrot and Blood Orange smoothie instead once requested.

[papayajuan2019]

i'm glad the era of the mid-budget coscto lighting will ferrell comedy movie died. it was insufferable

[nicollekidman]

okay crowdsourcing this question... i have a gigantic thick fluffy throw blanket that i love (i think from coscto?) but its getting a bit beat up since i live under it... what are y'alls favorite blankets. it's gotta be huge and thick but i'd rather it not be like. amazon or like plasticy

[daglout]

hey so qq is coscto a decent pharmacy to use for hrt? or does someone have another rec for a chain pharmacy? the kroger i've been using has been stingy on giving me needles/syringes between doses and im tired of it. alternatively if anyone knows any ways to get syringes/needles without a prescription that'd be really helpful thanks