#cowows...

[wujekfoliarz]

Mhm, it does appear that an introduction post is the proper thing to do

PL/ ENG ; Pole, born and raised in Poland, somewhat fluent in both. #1 capital letters and gramatically correct sentences fan

DNI - Political extremists (TERFs/Tankies included). The rest (proship) has rather blurry borders, people define things in many different ways. Blocking based on vibes

When it comes to internet names - in Polish, simply, Wujek/Foliarz. Those two can be easily translated into english as Uncle/Truther respectively. To not make it weird, just go by the second option. Masc/neutral pronouns

I do not consume NSFW content. Dont make it awkward by reblogging with a blog full of things that would give a post-medieval eastern european peasant a cardiac arrest. Not put in DNI category, as the borders are damm blurry

My main interests include, with ones for this main blog in a funky color:

Biology, including paleology and spec evo. Commonly found in Bugblr community

Geography, geology (The only rocks with an "aura" are the radioactive and toxic ones)

Worldbuilding, including writing. My side account may write about it sometimes, however as of now, my worldbuilding project does not have any proper, public documentation

Balanced pain simulators, such as S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and The Long Dark

Half Life franchise and universe

Minecraft (especially modding)

Game, art design

Late 20th century Polish sung poetry (Kaczmarski + others) - considering how many there are of these, I feel like that counts as a interest. Yes, I know the controversies.

Please note that my "PC" has worse specs than Soviet building-sized bricks. Heated up some water and made ramen with it when trying to launch and play GTNH. Thus, there are many games that I simply cannot play at all

As of now, the blogs and public accounts on other sides:

@wujekfoliarz - Main blog

@trutheroffside - Side blog, "no fandom" ; Spec bio, worldbuilding, thoughts on random things, deep or not. Both PL/ENG posts, however they (2 as of now) are nice and sorteable by language

https://pl.pinterest.com/WujekFoliarz/ - Pinterest account, all art, no shame

https://www.reddit.com/user/FoliarzZOdludzia/ - Reddit account. Its reddit, browsing a reddit account is messy due to how the website operates. Main allure is "stonetossingjuicing", which is a subtrope of BHJ (Bonehurtingjuicing). Those were discontinued on Pinterest

Some might call this post a rather "plain one", however, I know better than to put all sensitive information, such as mental disorders, up for the public

Havent forgot anything, have I?

[briandraws]

600 followers was NOT a milestone I was expecting to hit for this blog omg. I joined this shithole 2 years ago in the TADC fandom and here I am 2 years later in SMG4 with 600 of you weirdos looking my shit, omg. I plan on doing a DTIYS challenge to celebrate(just like I did for the SMG Falls fic finally ending when it did), so stay tuned for that.

But seriously, thank you. Tumblr is one of the two social medias that I have that I actually care about, and it means a lot to me that you all like my stuff so much.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you 🤍

[dreamteamredstinger]

2 sad meme guardians

feat @briandraws's COWOW au and Triple threat smg4 2 meme guardians hwo miss their plumber friend (one of em died.. and one of em ran away to get possessed by a spoopy tv)

[verityasian]

UNCLE ‘WAFE’ X JACKIE . . . where’s your baby?

warning: slightly suggestive, mostly fluff

SUMMARY

You and Rafe are babysitting Jackie and she asks when you’re going to have a baby and Uncle ‘Wafe’ —the CEO big guy— suddenly doesn’t know what to do. And of course, you’re no help.

You’re sitting cross-legged on the floor with Jackie, coloring a lopsided unicorn named “Fwuffy.” Crayons are everywhere. Stickers cover her arms. There’s glitter on your sock and you have no idea how it got there.

Rafe, who’s been watching the chaos unfold from the couch like it might bite him, finally joins you on the floor—awkwardly, like the carpet is lava.

Jackie beams. “Uncle Wafe! You gonna cowow wif us?”

He grunts. “I don’t know how to color.”

“You just pick a cwayon,” she says patiently, you’d think she’s explaining physics to a caveman.

He humors her, grabs a blue crayon, and starts coloring in the sky with all the commitment of a man signing legal papers under duress.

Jackie leans her head against your shoulder, suddenly soft. “You and Uncle Wafe wuv each other, wight?”

You smile. “We do.”

Rafe glances up, suspicious of her tone.

Then, innocently—too innocently—Jackie asks,

“So when you gonna have youw own baby?”

Rafe chokes on air.

You blink. “Um… that’s… wow, that’s a question.”

He looks at Jackie like she just asked for a cigarette and a loan. “You’re five.”

“I’m fwee and a hawf,” she corrects proudly, lifting up the wrong fingers.

Rafe rubs a hand over his face. “I’m not equipped for this conversation.”

Jackie turns back to her drawing. “It’s otay. Mommy says babies come when you is weady. Awso sometimes on acc-ident.”

Rafe mutters, “Of course she did.” Fucking Sarah.

You’re shaking with silent laughter, and Rafe shoots you a glare. “Don’t you start.”

You ignore Rafe’s warning and lean in, casually sipping your drink.

“So… are we having a baby or what?”

Rafe doesn’t even look at you.

“I swear she was sent here by God to humble me.”

You pat his knee. “Or to manifest.”

——

BONUS:

Rafe’s fresh out of the shower, damp hair curling against his forehead, a towel slung low around his hips, and that usual post-steam glow that makes your brain stop working for a full three seconds.

He doesn’t even notice you watching at first—too busy brushing his teeth, mumbling something about Jackie’s baby name list and how “Glitta Princess Wainbow” better not end up on the birth certificate.

You lean against the doorway, silk robe half open, hair messily perfect.

Then, casually—like you’re asking about lunch plans:

“So… do you wanna start the baby now?”

Rafe freezes.

Toothbrush mid-air.

Mouth open.

Eyes flick to yours in the mirror. “You—wait. You mean—now?”

You walk forward, slow, deliberate, taking the toothbrush from his hand and setting it down.

Then you press against him, fingers brushing the edge of the towel.

“Unless you’d rather wait for Jackie to ask again.”

He groans—physically groans.

“You’re evil.”

You kiss his neck. “I’m motivated.”

He pulls you closer, hands already sliding under the robe. “You’re really serious.”

You meet his eyes. “Deadly.”

And that’s it.

He lifts you onto the counter like it’s instinct. The towel drops. The robe slips.

There’s laughter between kisses. Desperation in his touch. Worship in the way he moves.

“Say it again,” he mutters into your skin, accent growing thicker.

“Start the baby?” you whisper.

He growls. “Yeah. That.”

. . . X JACKIE SERIES 🍼

UNCLE WAFE HEADCANONS

UNCLE JJ HEADCANONS

UNCLE WAFE X JACKIE X UNCLE JJ . . . protecting their niece

UNCLE JJ X JACKIE . . . First day of kindergarten

UNCLE JJ X JACKIE . . . First errand

[fflowwergirl]

Cowow with me! ✨🎨

(*´︶`*)ฅ♡

[frankiefridayyy]

i did a cowowing page

its cinnanmowoww :3

[briandraws]

HIMM!!! MY BOY!!!!

COWOW fanart redraw :]!! @briandraws

vers w/ blood bc i couldnt decide below!!

[permababy]

my pewsonaw take on a pewmababy and babyfwuid fwags 💛

dis is my second twy at dese fwags using my own cowow pawette; my fiwst attempt was a mix of -baby and -toddwew fwags, but ended up wooking wike a swightwy pawew -toddwew fwag

cwedit is weawwy appweciated, but not wequiwed

(pt: my personal take on a permababy and babyfluid flags 💛

this is my second try at these flags using my own color palette; my first attempt was a mix of -baby and -toddler flags, but ended up looking like a slightly paler -toddler flag

credit is really appreciated, but not required)

[sheel-ey]

Cowowing with Winnie The-Pooh and a cup of cocoa!

I bow mysew a pack ow new crayons!

[loser-pet]

we wuv science aweady, but when ‘r teacher gave us cowowing sheets, u know we’re gunna have fun!!! wearning ‘bout da heart is super duper cool! wots of pawts… ‘ts gunna be lots to learn lol ^^

-🐶🎀 (🐱🩷)

(translation: we love science already, but when our teacher gave us colouring sheets, you know we’re gonna have fun!!! learning about the heart is super duper cool! lots of parts… it’s gonna be lots to learn lol)

[briandraws]

You and me both, except it's with like full blown fics and shit

You know when you’re writing slower scenes, but they don’t feel as slow as they need to be because you type super fucking fast and so you gotta make yourself pause so you can process the slower scenes as slow?

No? Just me?

Ok /j

[briandraws]

hehe cowow my beloved

[post-uwuifier]

ok serious question before i send the art: are you allergic to shittingly bright colors?

I am not!! I wuv bwight cowows UwU

[chip-the-silly-fish]

"I swawwowed a highwightew and I keep vomitin cowows-"

[angels-playspace]

m' ganmama is gons take me wih her ta wowk nex week!! se has pinter dere can pint out cowowing seets!! bing m' mawkurs!!

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

*Smiling a little as I show Hikari how I painted her room.* You like?

Hikari gasped. “You made it my favowite cowow!” It was a powdery lavender.