#craaaaap

[bat-the-misfit]

i was thinking about my book character then i started thinking about my dad and that made me want to tell you guys this:

ISTPs... I love you guys so much 🥺

[friedriceandmalice]

No. Not that song..!!!

Please get this god forsaken song out of my head help me

[themisterhip]

Hiiii!!! I'm a follower of yours.. and umm.. not even a bloody ask.. just a compliment if that's alr...

YOUR WORK IS AMAZING WHAT!? DUDE. I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE THAT. IM FREAKING THE HELL OUT. (I love one punch and cannot draw anatomy for the life of me)

Also like.. you could genuinely probably make a panel that people would believe is real.. Like damn. The Genos and Saitama Au is cool also.

WELL NOW ONTO MY ASK: what app do you use for drawing? Lmao 😭🔥❤️

Your words are so sweet I can't believe them omg, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! <3😭💕☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ One Punch Man has inspired me to a point I can't being to comprehend, and don't worry about the anatomy, i'm still suffering with it too lmao

(i really wanna make a drawing that looks like one opm manga panel someday qwq)

And about the app, I use Clip Studio Paint, the brushes scratch my brain, you never stop learning things with this app. HOWEVER, Before csp, I used Medibang(is reaaallly good too) THANK YOU A MILLION AGAIN, YOUR MESSAGE WILL LIVE FOREVER IN MY HEART AAAA (/▽＼*)｡o○♡

[missanthropicprinciple]

Wearing a mask at work because I have a head cold. Just like old times.

[akiragatr]

*spins the Wheel of "What's Making My Stomach Hurt This Time?"*

[kaiba-cave]

Everyone hates when the Jehovah’s Witnesses come to the door but you know what? AT LEAST they read the No Soliciting sign and DON’T knock and leave.

The Cogeco (cable company) guy? Apparently he said

Because he knocked on the door and told my mom “I see you had Cogeco in the past”. You know when my parents last had cable? About THIRTY ONE YEARS AGO when I was a freaking one year old baby. How tf do you think that’s relevant anymore lmaooo.

Anyway the cat hissed at him and my mom closed the door in his face after saying she didn’t want it pfft.

[cust-vik]

Craaaaap

[starsexplodeatnight]

John PricexFamily

John was deploying again. John knew it, you knew it, your kids knew it. It was apart of life right now until John’s retirement process started.

You and John have 3 kids now, he’s not risking his ass just to come home in a box to the life he’s been dreaming of for so long. It took him this long to get one, to get a family. But, as it stands? He’s got a few more deployments.

You two have 2 boys, and a little girl. Oldest is 8, middle is 6, youngest just turned 2.

You’re shipping him off, holding your daughter on your hip. Your sons stand next to you, obedient as hell. They’re good boys, like their father- kind of.

Your oldest boy has admires John and has been stoic since he’s been given the news his dad is shippin’ off. Your middle boy thinks John’s job is cool, he’s excited for John to come back with souvenirs and stories! Your youngest, is oblivious. She just know’s the base as where she gets to see uncle Soap, Gaz and Simon.

Too soon John kisses you all goodbye. Your eldest’s forehead, the top of your middles’ head, your babygirl’s cheek, your lips. Then he turns and climbs in the truck that’ll transport him to the airfield tarmac.

You know? You think you’re getting better at this! You used to sniffle and cry every time, your sons aren’t either! Your daughter though?

As soon as he climbs into the truck and it starts up, baby girl starts crying. Eyes scrunched, face red, mouth open wailing!

Then, your middles' excitement morphs into a pout. The pout turns into tears and tears to wailing.

You oldest, poor baby. He tried so hard, he did. Stiff upper lip until tears began rolling down his face.

Craaaaap.

Yeah, you begin to bawl with them... Just standing there- surrounded by wailing kids. Captain John Price's wife.

The truck that had been pulling away with your husband then, stops?

Your John hops out, misty eyed and runny nosed. A rarity. He jogs over, huddling you all close and calming you all down. After a moment of consolation, John has to go.

You all watch with wet eyes as he leaves.

By the time he calls you for an update. He'll tell you this: You and your kids made everyone on that truck cry.

Soap was tearing up, ruddy nose and talking deep breaths. Gaz had a grimace on this face, watching the mirror. Ghost had been the one to stop the truck.

"Get out." Ghosts eyes are misty under his balaclava.

"What?-"

"Get out and comfort them!" Gaz snaps.

"Please-" Soap pleads.

So, John got out. Thats why the truck stopped.

.

So, this is based off of true events!

When my grandma visited up from michigan. She was getting on her bus to go home, I was just a wee snot.

My mom was doing good until I started crying. Then my sister started crying. Then my mom. The entire bus load of people began to cry and the driver made my grandma get off and hug us one more time.

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Craaaaap, I’m $200 short. 😱

[bigassfemurs]

21/03/2024

felt like craaaaap all day so didn't get to do much work :'))

i still managed to read up on how people dressed during the roman period which is cooooool but right now i'm battling heartburn and i need to go to bed :'))

bisous bisouuuus ! hope you had a productive day :*

[rodeoblitz]

Huh, what are you doing there? *the King of hell himself glared curiously at what the imp might be up to*

Blitz squinted at the short king, at first, not having any idea who he was. And who could blame him? Lucifer had been hiding for a long time now. "Who the fuck -"

He recalls the news story. "Holy craaaaap. Hey, the big Lucifer himself! I'm not doing anything, why do ya ask?"

[birdgirliris]

⌨ What’s a situation you’ve always wanted to RP with the muse?

🎭 How similar are you and the muse? 

Oooof, that's a good question! I originally made her for DC stuff. She was originally a Batman fan-girl and wanted to do her own thing in a similar sort of vibe. So I guess an Iris meets Batman thing would be it!

Second option would be having Iris meet Norman Osborne XD I wrote a book that was kid of a riff on the Dark Avengers (I took a craaaaap ton of liberties), and that was kind of the run that got me into Marvel comics, so it would be fun to toss Iris into that kind of mess.

As for how similar Iris and I are? Well....we're both short! XD Iris is actually...hahahah, this is embarrassing xD I wrote Iris as a social experiment for myself, I never intended her to be a full blown character as she is now. I took a lot of elements of myself that I don't like and a lot of elements I wanted to embrace more, and shoved them into a character that became Iris. So in that respect, Iris and I have a lot in common. Sometimes I'm way too blunt, sarcastic, and I certainly have a temper! I do love birds. I grew up in the woods and my parents were always pointing out the different kinds of birds to me and my sister, and encouraging us to look up information on them. I'm such a nature geek in general XD I just expanded that bird love and bumped it up a few notches for Iris. I'm much more of a bird nerd now thanks to writing her xD Iris and I do both like wearing darker colors too. Horror movies are rad, but we both have a preference for psychological horror (Silence of the Lambs, Saiko! The Large Family).

[totaldramafan-lauri]

WELCOME TO THE ERA OF SHIVER

WE WON!?!?!!?!? WE FLIPPING WON!!!!!! HOLY CRAAAAAP!!!!

U-usually, I would've been fine with losing.....b-but this fest was SO important to me, so I'm REALLY happy!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!

The first anniversary, AND my return to the game after four months, AND with this theme....I-I just.....really didn't wanna mess it up......!!

Safe to say, I'm now reinvigorated, and I hope to keep on splatting for a while! This was....just what I needed.....

Th-this wasn't my best fest performance-wise, but I had good matches and even a few great ones, so I don't feel like I was carried! And, looking at the popularity numbers, I.....actually got quite lucky with my matchmaking in Tricolor! I had so many matches against the other teams that I couldn't believe I was on the team of 55%!! XD

Altho, big shoutout to Team Big Man for taking Pro.....That mode isn't easy, so yeah....You fought hard! Everyone did.....!

Screenshots coming in a bit.....Good job, everyone <3 We did Shiver proud

(I don't mind losing the next two to three Splatfests now)

[bigskydreaming]

Craaaaap. Just realized tomorrow is a bank holiday so the payment from my last cover gig that is processing by the next business day won't happen until Tuesday morning. If any moot is able to cover us with twenty bucks or so for food for today/tomorrow I can pay you back on Tuesday, hit me up on DM to talk logistics.

[everydaythings7807]

Allura from VLD being an absolute mental mystery. she’s giving someone (prob lance because I love him) their lion and presents the lion as “take this to help you with your journey.” Lion bursts through the wall and chases Paladin, Paladin runs away, “HOLY CRAAAAAP.” Allura is unphased. Perhaps smiles.

[windsofredemption]

☭ random

Random eh? I'll choooose...Pumkin vs Tahinnia! This should be funny tbh xD

BATTLE THEME: https://youtu.be/lU87xMQkh1A?si=59_Fs3jjOEITOp2c -Innis Boss theme, .hack// Mutation

BATTLE INTRO: "So... Ya wanna fight me? Got it! Hahaha~ Show me what ya got!!"

VICTORY: " Waaaay too easy! Did ya go easy on me, pal?! Don't go easy on me!!"

DEFEAT: "Ggghh... Woah... Majin really ain't ta be underestimated... I should make notes on that... craaaaap..."

ASSIST: "Hey, Move! TAKE THIS!" She fires a barrage at the opponent.

TAUNT: "Aw, what's wrong? Afraid to face a saiyan pirate?!"

REACTING TO TAUNT: " GAH! I'll get ya Fer that!!"

FLEE: "Nope, nope nope nope- Better fall back and think!"

REACTING TO FLEE: "Hey! GET THE HELL BACK HERE!! YOU COWARRRD!"

TIE: "Uuuu... I can't believe we tied... Rematch! Reeeematch!"

PERFECT VICTORY: "Were... were you even trying?!"

FINISH MOVE: "Now time to CUT the fight! INSTANT SEVERENCE!"