#crashcore

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, what can you tell us about this bizarre-looking pair of bots who were seen boarding the starship Exodus? They seem to stand out compared to the rest of the masses, what with the one's pointed hair-like protrusions, qnd the other's flat-topped dome.

Dear Boarding Buddy,

The larger of the two robots pictured was Crashcore. A medic by trade, Crashcore was a specialist on treating heavyweight-class robots. He was well known for his smooth handiwork when removing thick armour plating to access and repair internal damage. However, Crashcore’s skills did not extend to self-care, and he struggled with auto-altphobia: he was deathly afraid of his Chelonoid alt-mode.

The smaller of the two, Coda, was an organic enthusiast. Adopting his trademark helmet in emulation of a popular hairstyle among part of Cybertron’s alien population, he was well known as something of a data maniac, regularly spending time in various communities to gather more and more information on their society.

These two refugees did not find much reason to converse, and went their separate ways soon after.

[zegalba]

Muzik Magazine (1997)

[netscapenavigator-official]

The IIHS making crashcore YouTube Shorts is crazyyy. Like, I get they wanna inform people… but what was so wrong with doing News and Dateline segments like they used to. 😭

[crashcoral]

[heartbeetz]

Okay ♡ yay ♡

OUGH I was about to make a post saying "crash mutuals is this (the audio for the new boss teaser) crash music or just Extremely crashcore" but then I thought "it'd be weird for them to not use their own music tbh... but tony's probably mentioned it one way or another, let me go check"

The crashcore swag.......

[dollydearful]

May I request a internet/network inspired ID pack? Thank you!

angel thinks this request is super cool :0 angel will try its hardest! Also, you're very welcome! Angels favorite thing is making ID packs :D

Internet ID pack requested by anon

⧘ ๋ Names ֢

Webston/Webbie/Web, Ennie, Glitch(y), Filly, Nettea, Viru, Rere, Bee, Pixel, Virus, Techi, Techette, Screenie, Button, Sitette, Click/Clickie, Linke/Linkette, Radi, Error, Codie/Code/Codette, Plug, Comie, Browser/Browsette, Ox, Exe, X, Fille/Filie, Interne, Computie/Compute, Corrupt

⧘ ๋ Pronouns ֢

web/webs/website, internet/internets/internetself, com/computer/computerself, png/pngs/jpeg, file/files/fileself, error/errors/errorself, code/coder/codeself, glitch/glitches/glitchself, virus/viruses/virusself, pix/pixel/pixelself, site/sites/website, net/nets/internet, link/links/linkself, button/buttons/buttonself, ex/exe./self.exe, radio/radios/radioself

⧘ ๋ Labels ֢

HTMLgender, Purplewebpopupic, Computercatic, Divirusproutaen, Novtechic, Pcordo, Computergender/Computerkin, Trappedinacomputergender, Monospaceyn, Y10Kglitchic, Verazusingularic, Webcoric, Crashcoric, Linuxboy, Computergender, Hackgender,

⧘ ๋ Titles ֢

The one who resides within wifi/internet, The digital one/being, [prn] who is prone to glitching, The one within the web, [prn] whom is made of tech, The technical one, The corrupted being/file, The forgotten file, [name].exe/.jpgeg/.png, The digital virus, [prn] who is made of links, The pixelated one, The broken web

Goodness...angel really went all out on that one, but angel thinks this is its best one yet! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

[boilercity]

Freako's theme is soooooooo crashcore....

[babyawacs]

@windows @windowsdev you did sth with #windows11 itis morethan a graphics update. almost none of the games function  noproblems in win10 hmmmmmmmmmmm ‎ something has changed like removal of 16bit crashcore of win9x fr om winxp ‎

@windows @windowsdev you did sth with #windows11 itis morethan a graphics update. almost none of the games function noproblems in win10 hmmmmmmmmmmm something has changed like removal of 16bit crashcore of win9x from winxp I am Christian KISS‎ BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE…

[deadparty]

‪susie and julie (the legion) from dead by daylight are danger lesbians!

x / x

[angel-x-guts]

just found out craig only likes me cause I’m a himbo 😔✊🏻

[endless-swords]

I draw a webcomic (written by Randall Avilez) called Crash Coral which you can read here or on tapas or read ahead on my patreon 

[httpschaos]

crash is a canon teenage dirtbag

[pabsterthelobster]

Thank you, Vector Prime, for answering my question. These two diamonds in the rough are quite the characters, I must say. Though, it is unfortunate that Crashcore can't do much in the area of self-care, given how little care he seems to give towards the crazy-looking headpiece of his.

...uh, don't tell him I said that.

(OOC: To those who haven't realized, yes, that is a JoJo reference in a Transformers comic. IDW artist Umi Miyao, aka @coralus, added in her own previosuly-made fan interpretations of Josuke and Rohan as Cybertronians as background characters in Transformers #18 and Transformers Galaxies #8. Also, I like the sly reference to Josuke's fear of turtles there.)

Dear Vector Prime, what can you tell us about this bizarre-looking pair of bots who were seen boarding the starship Exodus? They seem to stand out compared to the rest of the masses, what with the one's pointed hair-like protrusions, qnd the other's flat-topped dome.

Dear Boarding Buddy,

The larger of the two robots pictured was Crashcore. A medic by trade, Crashcore was a specialist on treating heavyweight-class robots. He was well known for his smooth handiwork when removing thick armour plating to access and repair internal damage. However, Crashcore’s skills did not extend to self-care, and he struggled with auto-altphobia: he was deathly afraid of his Chelonoid alt-mode.

The smaller of the two, Coda, was an organic enthusiast. Adopting his trademark helmet in emulation of a popular hairstyle among part of Cybertron’s alien population, he was well known as something of a data maniac, regularly spending time in various communities to gather more and more information on their society.

These two refugees did not find much reason to converse, and went their separate ways soon after.

[crashcoral]

FLASHBACK!! To the 90s!!!!!

[modmoth]

Yeah.......monster high is 1000% a huge factor of Crashcore