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*sigh* there just ain't enough brilliant overworked evil women in STEM these days

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someone come shoot me I have the only two good songs from The Book of Life on loop in my brain again ;-;

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To The Bone, Sammy Copley // j's lullaby (darlin' i'd wait for you), Delaney Bailey // Kitchen Song, Tessa Violet // My Friends, Oh Wonder

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my favourite ship dynamic is people who are so so afraid of being in love but also desperately needing it like air to breathe. people who are terrified of showing emotion, showing want, letting the world know that they desire. terrified that they can never be worthy of love. and desperate for it.

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"I could fix him" but the "him" is me. I'm getting the fuck better.

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I'm not gonna elaborate because I don't want to, but I wish we could have genuine and well-argued criticism of critrole. I want my n1 fave to be criticised for its flaws. alas, most critique I see is either pretty badly argued or it's done in bad faith.

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discovering towa bird's discography is making my summer exponantially better. god bless lesbian rockers.

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reading the latest Musk deposition kicking my legs back and forth lounging on the couch with my wife

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well, I'm not a slut, but... *grabs miniskirt*

[whispering] "for Magneto"

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on an unrelated note *steps on apple crate, taps mic* ehem. The Archer by Adam Melchor is a 10/10 Bruce Wayne/Superbat song. thank u.

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I firmly believe that people are allowed to read and write whatever kind of fanfic they want and I bet a lot of the stuff I cannot understand is compelling to some. HOWEVER. I truly do not understand the appeal of a no capes!AU for Bruce Wayne. What do u mean the guy famous for being the Batman is not Batman. Shut the fuck up.

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if Owlman and Superwoman decided to beat me to death I would simply let them. go off queens you deserve it 💖✨

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the only 3 seconds of hazbin hotel that matter? the shot where lucifer vigorously shreds his violin at the radio demon, miguel road to el dorado style

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Ten characters from ten fandoms, tagged by @froizetta , this is exciting!!

Tbh I had no idea how to approach this, since you also weren't entirely sure about the criteria, so I just went with 10 blorbos that have given (and might still be giving) me brainworms of kaiju-type proportions at one point or another.

Death, aka thee anthropomorphic personification of all time, from the Discworld book series

Megamind

Puss in Boots, from the SCU (Shrek Cinematic Universe)

Corvo Attano, from Dishonored

Quirrel, from Hollow Knight

Takashi Shirogane, from Voltron: Legendary Defender

Tony Stark, Marvel Comics

Jason Todd, DC

John Gaius, from the Locked Tomb series

Jinx/Powder, from League of Legends lore, but specifically Arcane

I had trouble keeping it to one character per fandom because SOME OF THOSE *side eyes* are chock-full of blorbos and I black out everytime I even think about the franchises. Ehem. Anyway.

Tagging @crowreys-wormstache @intricatecakes @lesbianaloy @unseeleigh @autumnbois @space-lancer @shelbyinmyviola and honestly anyone who wants an excuse to showcase their faves this way.

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I really should not enjoy reading whump as much as I do.

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retail therapy, except it's just buying functional skincare I actually use daily, and new socks (they always wear and tear faster than you'd expect, ffs) and household utilities. and the therapy part is that I have money to pay with.