#cryptonerd

[theccpress]

🚀 The Future is Now: Sonar’s ICO Platform Launches with Plasma! 💰

Hey, cryptonerds and dollar bill dreamers! 🔥 Are you ready for a shakeup in the crypto universe? Sonar is making waves with its ICO platform, led by none other than the legendary Cobie (yeah, that Cobie). With its latest venture Plasma, they aim to drum up an incredible $50 million to launch a token valued at a whopping $500 million!

Launch of the ICO Platform Sonar by Jordan Fish

What's the scoop? 🤔 The clock’s ticking! The token sale started on May 27th, and it's open to global investors (sorry, UK friends)! 🌍 But heads up: U.S. investors have a 12-month lock-up... so better start playing the long game! 🔒🎲

🔑 Key Points:

Plasma is seeking $50 million, representing only 10% of the token supply.

Expert predictions suggest a potential reshuffle in market valuations—so keep your eyes peeled!

They’re using key financial tools: say hello to USDT, USDC, and USDS deposits. Ready for some smooth sailing? 🛥️

With this launch, expect an uptick in Ether demand as it’s the backbone of the Ethereum blockchain powering this venture. The ripple effects could change the tides in financial markets, so don’t get caught off guard! 🌊

“The launch of Sonar will enable innovative projects like Plasma to access funding through a streamlined ICO process.” — Jordan Fish

Want to dive deeper? Check out Cobie's updates on his Twitter channel and tap into the future of investing! 💬📈

Curious for more details? Hit up this link to fuel your crypto passion with the full scoop! 🔗✨

#Crypto #Investing #Sonar #ICO #Plasma #Blockchain #Ether #Cobie #CryptoMarket 🤑💸🔗

[mintyisms]

Baddie SMP Starters

the one with the goat adventure

"Can you just stop streaming and go to bed?"

"Unless you're a Dick Cheney fan, I would stay out of my room."

"Not to be graphic, but chains and whips do excite him."

"This is the chill zone."

"Someone should spank my butt because I'm a loser."

"Look at the sun setting. So beautiful."

"I get comments about how proportionate my butt is all the time."

"We can sleep together outdoors."

"If you're not a cryptonerd like myself, you wouldn't get it."

"Why can't you just love each other?"

"You're robbing me of the laughter I deserve."

"I'm pretty sure I just told the best crypto/minecraft crossover joke of the century."

"But the glow squid makes me want to drown."

"She throws mason jars full of piss at people."

"Anybody wanna go find a freaking goat or what?"

"I need help finding you so I can kill you."

"Ever since the minecraft update, Cole Sprouse has been so ugly."

"I'm going to absolutely rob them blind, if that's okay."

"I can't pass a cave and not go in it."

"I'm gonna make so many pennies."

"I was gonna call it a bumble bee, but then I was like, wait a minute, I'm not five."

"I got potatoes and carrots. Fuck yeah."

"Can we make a statue of poverty?"

"I feel like I'm Jesus from the Holy Bible when he's at the part when he's in the desert."

"I'm just going to go ahead and say it. You guys make me chortle."

"Just as long as you don't have nefarious intentions."

"Don't tell anybody, but I'm not using proper nautical signaling."

"I didn't want to do this publicly, but you know what? Screw you."

"You just got rammed in your narrow ass by a goat?"

"Are the bees gonna kill me?"

"I wanted him to be my pet, but he hates me now."

"It's not about the goats you end up with, it's about the journey."

[btcmemes]

What’s this? Just a non descriptive, couple inches of plastic. It doesn’t hold, all my hopes and dreams. Now put the blindfold on, please. 🤓 #badnerd #btcnerd #cryptonerd #nerdymemes #🤓memes #🤓 #🤓btcmemes #bad🤓 #btc🤓 #bitcoin🤓 #crypto🤓 (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBd49NnASZw/?igshid=1ehtz6uuft7bq

[fx-seatcheck]

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[non-binharry]

but harry owns 2 teslas🙁🙁 so is t that means princess harry literally poured his money to satan? ohh but ofc we should talk about louis following that man more important!!!

lmao ask yourself why you really needed to send this to me because *nicki minaj voice* it's not that serious, trust me

[rbullsugarfree]

<the riddler 3301> pauldano¡riddler x reader chapter one

edward nashton falls in love with his blockchain partner.

context: cicada 3301 was one of, if not the biggest puzzle on the internet, it was posted on 4chan in 2012 and brought together many cryptonerds, of course, edward would be one of them. the part of this puzzle i used here has not been officially solved so i followed the steps of the youtuber cellbit in this videos. english subtitles are available.

Edward was searching the QR code on the poster now lying on his bed. The internet of the cheap Seattle hotel made the process a little difficult, but not impossible. The man stared at the image of the cicada between seconds as the website formed the message.

In twenty-nine volumes, knowledge was once contained.

How many lines of the code remained when the Mabinogion paused?

Go that far in from the beginning and find my first name.

The site continued with pairs of numbers that Edward quickly recognized as book codes.

Books.

Once again, that was the answer. He had read a good number of them to amuse his time at the orphanage. Of course, he preferred the puzzles, but they were not always available. Twenty-nine volumes of knowledge clearly referred to encyclopedias, figuring out which one of them was the problem.

He quickly opened the discord app hoping she was online, the solution to his problems, of course she was.

thewitchlands: did you find it?

theriddler: I did. It was a QR code

thewitchlands: and?

theriddler: I need to find twenty-nine volumes of encyclopedias

thewitchlands: twenty-nine volumes of encyclopedias or an encyclopedia of twenty-nine volumes?

Actually, encyclopedias used to be separated into more than a single volume. He needed to give her more credit, the girl he knew only as "thewitchlands" had been his blockchain partner for just over a year and now Edward, or "theriddler" as they referred to him on the internet, couldn't see himself doing anything without introducing her to him first.

theriddler: maybe it is.

He typed thoughtfully. The unfamiliar atmosphere was getting in the way of his thinking, he didn't like leaving Gotham City. The computer screen flashed with a new message.

thewitchlands: hey riddler

thewitchlands: send me the poster photo

Edward attached the photo of the poster with the QR code and the illustration of a cicada. He would never risk sending a picture of the code to another person, but she was special. He described her this way several times in his diaries: special.

He knew some things about her that she had never told him. He was not a stalker, just a very good detective. Not only that, but he knew that she lived in Metropolis, the city connected to Gotham, he knew that she studied data science there and that "thewitchlands" was her username on all social networks, including Instagram.

The sound of notification disconcentrated him from his thoughts. He looked at the screen.

thewitchlands: England

thewitchlands: the English encyclopedia has twenty-nine volumes.

Edward was more than impressed with the girl's agility in finding the clue.

theriddler: you are incredible

thewitchlands: thank you

thewitchlands: I think there are some volumes in the Metropolis library, I can try to find them.

A key turned on Edward's head. Once in Gotham, it would not take more than an hour to the neighboring city. It was a perfect opportunity. He started typing.

theriddler: can you show me the place?

theriddler: I think I'd rather see this in person.

[saltminerising]

RE post/705577652190314496; As an R and in Earth I can tell I am not a cryptobro, but which of us R's from earth man I'm here sweating bullets at being compared to shitbag cryptonerds

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[ayanathedork]

i cant believe a cryptonerd fell for a yo mama joke then proceeded to fake ally in order to make me take an L 

i have never seen such stupidity in my life and i think ill print these tweets out /hj

[snowcoveredsunflower]

some NFT dudebro liked my art and I was so excited when I got the notification on twitter but then it was that, like I've never felt so much disappointment hit in the same second as serotonin. I don't want those bitches anywhere near my art like fuck all the way off if you’re a cryptonerd, actually.

[v-vs-s]

a veces sueno como un emo de 15 años, pero este vacío no es propio de tan poca experiencia

tras mucho pensamiento sobre el vacío, intentando ser lo más objetivo aunque sea imposible, lejos de cualquier emoción , lo cual me es muy difícil, se me hace muy cuesta arriba entender la vida

El punto de partida ya en si es erróneo, que es intentar controlar y entender todo, pero siendo esta la base, llegar a una conclusión y acatarla se me hace imposible. Me acabo aburriendo del liviano respirar y los momentos espontáneos que forman parte del día a día, un simple paseo, un detalle sin importancia

en parte por el sistema y la mierda asimilada, me creo que tengo que ser más que todo eso, y tener una vida de película, cuando realmente la única conclusión que he obtenido de todo esto es que

estoy aquí para morir. Es una conclusión muy simple, pero ante tantos vacíos, sentimientos enfrentados, problemas emocionales, relaciones complicadas que deberían ser sencillas, llegar a vivir sin una guía, solo puedo hacerme la idea

de que voy a morir, sin dramas, sin prisas, pero estoy hecho simplemente para morir, estamos para ello, es inevitable. No defiendo la vida como un trámite como x religiones , o más bien comunidades que se unen para aceptar x invenciones,  tampoco como un regalo como hacen otras comunidades

simplemente creo que aunque quiera sentirme un gigante, solo soy una hormiga, el ente errante que lleva años vagando, mirando a los demás, por desgracia, cada vez hablando más y escuchando menos

aprendiendo menos, compartiendo menos.

Realmente, no sé si es esto lo que quiero. Diría que no, pero tampoco tengo una respuesta a qué quiero, solo intento no convertirme en un propio delirio, en un ente que se auto-olvida, en una invención de sí mismo

pero no me vendan la vida como un producto, como la hemos querido transmitir, si es un proceso vital, no me miren raro por no desesperarme por trabajar 14 horas al día, por querer devorarme, por querer alcanzar sueños de cryptonerds engañados por un sistema insostenible que nos hacen creer que es sostenible

no me vayan a negar, que no hay nada más falso y alejado de la vida, que una vida. Por eso, creo en definitiva , ante tanto incierto, que morir debe ser la conclusión y no darle más vueltas a todo, pues así es imposible siquiera respirar

no voy a ser como otros, no voy a contentarme con todo, no voy a ser esclavo de mi propia venta, pero sí acepto las condiciones propuestas, al menos temporalmente, para recomponerme en esta rutina y darle una vuelta a este concepto de vida que tenemos, que siempre acaba siendo un proyecto por terminar.

[thegoofyholler-blog]

i was only gone for thirty seconds! [witchynerdlord; from the CritRole starter sentences; pick any muse you want but imagine Korry holding hot chocolates from Starbucks XD]

There is a tall, awkward bat/moth/bigfoot-looking cryptid and he’s standing amidst a bunch of little fires and paint splattered all over the walls.

“I... have no explanation for this...”

[procrastin8r]

Street Bit Miner. Hadouken! Satoshi! Let's fight: www.ProcrastiN8r.com #bitcoinmemes #streetfighter #cryptonerd #lazygamer #bitcoin #gaming #tothemoon #miningbitcoin #miningcrypto #cryptominer #bitcoinminer #satoshi #hadouken

[june-egbert-official]

Cryptonerds be like “If you just give me fake e-Money, we’ll let you see titties” Shut the fuck up nerd.

Why “Go Nuts, Show Nuts” Doesn’t Work in 2022

For those who don’t know or remember, Tumblr used to have a policy around porn that was literally “Go nuts, show nuts. Whatever.” That was memorable and hilarious, and for many people, Tumblr both hosted and helped with the discovery of a unique type of adult content.

In 2018, when Tumblr was owned by Verizon, they swung in the other direction and instituted an adult content ban that took out not only porn but also a ton of art and artists – including a ban on what must have been fun for a lawyer to write, female presenting nipples. This policy is currently still in place, though the Tumblr and Automattic teams are working to make it more open and common-sense, and the community labels launch is a first step toward that.

That said, no modern internet service in 2022 can have the rules that Tumblr did in 2007. I am personally extremely libertarian in terms of what consenting adults should be able to share, and I agree with “go nuts, show nuts” in principle, but the casually porn-friendly era of the early internet is currently impossible. Here’s why:

Credit card companies are anti-porn. You’ve probably heard how Pornhub can’t accept credit cards anymore. Or seen the new rules from Mastercard. Whatever crypto-utopia might come in the coming decades, today if you are blocked from banks, credit card processing, and financial services, you’re blocked from the modern economy. The vast majority of Automattic’s revenue comes from people buying our services and auto-renewing on credit cards, including the ads-free browsing upgrade that Tumblr recently launched. If we lost the ability to process credit cards, it wouldn’t just threaten Tumblr, but also the 2,000+ people in 97 countries that work at Automattic across all our products.

App stores, particularly Apple’s, are anti-porn. Tumblr started in 2007, the same year the iPhone was released. Originally, the iPhone didn’t have an App Store, and the speed of connectivity and quality of the screen meant that people didn’t use their smartphone very much and mostly interacted with Tumblr on the web, using desktop and laptop computers (really). Today 40% of our signups and 85% of our page views come from people on mobile apps, not on the web. Apple has its own rules for what’s allowed in their App Store, and the interpretation of those rules can vary depending on who is reviewing your app on any given day. Previous decisions on what’s allowed can be reversed any time you submit an app update, which we do several times a month. If Apple permanently banned Tumblr from the App Store, we’d probably have to shut the service down. If you want apps to allow more adult content, please lobby Apple. No one in the App Store has any effective power, even multi-hundred-billion companies like Facebook/Meta can be devastated when Apple changes its policies. Aside: Why do Twitter and Reddit get away with tons of super hardcore content? Ask Apple, because I don’t know. My guess is that Twitter and Reddit are too big for Apple to block so they decided to make an example out of Tumblr, which has “only” 102 million monthly visitors. Maybe Twitter gets blocked by Apple sometimes too but can’t talk about it because they’re a public company and it would scare investors.

There are lots of new rules around verifying consent and age in adult content. The rise of smartphones also means that everyone has a camera that can capture pictures and video at any time. Non-consensual sharing has grown exponentially and has been a huge problem on dedicated porn sites like Pornhub – and governments have rightly been expanding laws and regulations to make sure everyone being shown in online adult content is of legal age and has consented to the material being shared. Tumblr has no way to go back and identify the featured persons or the legality of every piece of adult content that was shared on the platform and taken down in 2018, nor does it have the resources or expertise to do that for new uploads.

Porn requires different service providers up and down the stack. In addition to a company primarily serving adult content not having access to normal financial services and being blocked by app stores, they also need specialized service providers – for example, for their bandwidth and network connections. Most traditional investors won’t fund primarily adult businesses, and may not even be allowed to by their LP agreements. (When Starbucks started selling alcohol at select stores, some investors were forced to sell their stock.)

If you wanted to start an adult social network in 2022, you’d need to be web-only on iOS and side load on Android, take payment in crypto, have a way to convert crypto to fiat for business operations without being blocked, do a ton of work in age and identity verification and compliance so you don’t go to jail, protect all of that identity information so you don’t dox your users, and make a ton of money. I estimate you’d need at least $7 million a year for every 1 million daily active users to support server storage and bandwidth (the GIFs and videos shared on Tumblr use a ton of both) in addition to hosting, moderation, compliance, and developer costs. 

I do hope that a dedicated service or company is started that will replace what people used to get from porn on Tumblr. It may already exist and I don’t know about it. They’ll have an uphill battle under current regimes, and if you think that’s a bad thing please try to change the regimes. Don’t attack companies following legal and business realities as they exist.

[diaryofaned]

serious question: how do you get cryptonerds to shut up about blockchain and bitcoin

[mitchipedia]

Elon Musk wants a currency he can control. He does not have your well-being or mine at heart.

Goldbugs and cryptonerds say fiat currency is a ponzi scheme, overdue for collapse. Been going for nearly a century, but I’m sure that collapse is coming any second now.

[snowcoveredsunflower]

cryptonerd like one of my random twitter posts and like, fuck them but I'll give em one thing at least they're very loud and open about being into that shit so that I know to block them on sight lmfao