#cs!skeppy

[cordiwinkswinsagain]

I made an Eggpire AU and you thought there wasn’t going to be Happy Duo angst??? You fool. You absolute imbecile.

[archetypal-archivist]

Are we at the point in the fandom where we're allowed to have crack ships now? Regardless-

Badboyhalo x Spreen. I will now elaborate.

So, this brain worm came about when Badboyhalo got roped into fighting Spreen after Juanaflippa et al's funeral. Under the thought that this is just for fun, Bad agrees to duel Spreen and is fairly sure that he will lose. On Spreen's end, he thinks that Bad has wagered one of his egg, Dapper's, lives and this is the perfect chance to get revenge for BBH killing Spreen on day 1.

The two fight a best of three and BBH loses, as expected, even though the match was a lot closer than he originally thought. As it turns out, BBH unintentionally handicapped himself for the bouts as he didn't know that the combat system let you spam click hits on someone else.

After the fight, BBH is informed of the stakes, which he never agreed to, and he goes up to Spreen to try and get on his good side so Spreen doesn't cash in Dapper's life. He gives Spreen a cool weapon and sincerely apologizes for killing him on Day 1, Spreen accepts and says he's glad Dapper and his own kid, Ramon, are friends. He then leaves for the day.

From here, AU brain takes over. Cs, not CCs.

Spreen had been impressed with BBH's fighting skill, as even he had won both matches, Bad was not only rusty but working on a handicap. Given that Roier and him are on the outs despite their shared history and that the rest of the server is hilariously bad at PVP or otherwise uninterested, he decides that makes BBH worthy of his attention.

Who knows, maybe with some polish, BBH would make a decent sparring partner and someone fun to bully. Just a bit. So the next day, Spreen travels a huge 3k by 3k chunk of the server to figure out where the hell BBH had set up his base. He's never one to back away from a challenge and with enough time and effort, even Bad isn't paranoid enough to keep him from finding his house.

So Spreen shows up on Bad's doorstep, rattles off something in rapid fire Spanish, then throws an iron sword at his feet and gets into a battle ready position. Bad, nervous and uncertain, does his best to clarify that he's fine with matches for fun but he has no interest in Dapper losing his life or any similar bets. Spreen, a little frustrated, just says- in English this time- "Just for fun, yes? I won't hurt Dapper... Yes, I'm sure. Now fight me."

Still uncertain but more game to try, Bad has Dapper help him prep for the match then stand off to the side as he and Spreen fight. When they start getting into it, it's once again obvious that Spreen is better but BBH isn't a pushover either. Bad loses that match, and the next two after, before actually winning one upon figuring out how to take advantage of spam clicking.

Spreen stares at him in dead silence for a bit after Bad wins, while Bad congratulates him on a fight well fought, before edging into BBH's personal space. He rocks on his heels twice, says that Bad doesn't suck, kisses Bad's cheek with a little mwah noise, and runs off immediately.

Bad makes a noise like a tea kettle and tries to go after him, but Spreen is too quick, so he ends up just staring in shock as the bear hybrid disappears into the distance. He finally concludes that Spreen was trolling him, which doesn't sound wrong, but also doesn't quite seem right either.

Regardless, this may be the first fight that Spreen pops up and demands, and it isn't the last, and eventually it becomes commonplace enough that BBH just kind of accepts it. As for the kissing... Well.

It's never the lips. Cheek, tip of the nose, even Bad's hand on one memorable occasion where Spreen actually smacked Bad's fingers with the flat of his blade to make him drop his weapon mid fight. But it's never the lips and Spreen, for all his rough edges, inconvenient timing, and love of bullying BBH with rapid Spanish, is oddly gentlemanly about the whole arrangement.

Bad doesn't know what to make of it, and he can't say he entirely approves of it- Skeppy has dibs on his heart, even if that's in a purely platonic sense. But there's something nice about being courted, for lack of a better word, and the fights are fun.

As for Spreen and where it goes from here... I'll save that story for another day.

[crimeboyultimate]

Alright I talked about this on another account already but I think it’d be good to summarize my thoughts here too.

The dream smp in the beginning, the first bit of rp that got popular was the L’manburg revolution, and there was a reason for it. It was exciting! It was new! Stakes were high, and everyone was so hopeful and determined and alive!

Even as things got dark in the Manburg era, there was still life. Fundy the spy! George’s marriage to Ninja! Sabotage, madness, the festival! Even in the deepest pits of the characters hopelessness, there’s reason to keep going. It was one of my favorite arcs, personally, considering how close to home Fundy and Schlatt’s almost familial relationship hits for me. How Quackity and Schlatt fall out, how their relationship rots. And how even with everything going wrong, they still keep moving. They don’t give up. As someone who’s mentally ill, that arc really meant, and still does mean a lot to me. Even through everything, there’s some little bit of hope left.

Then, c!Wilbur dies to the hand of his father. It’s a fitting end to his arc, but it’s still so terribly sad to the viewer. Then comes Ghostbur! He’s an amnesiac, he’s unsure and sad and alone, but he’s still kind. He’s disabled, in a way, but almost everyone doesn’t take advantage of that (aside from c!Dream, but he’d sacrifice anyone to get what he wants). He tries to make amends! c!Fundy resents him, but he doesn’t act like c!Fundy doesn’t have the right to.

I think, personally, that the exile was the turning point. c!Tommy, a child, is exiled. He took total blame for the burning of gogy’s gay little mushroom cottage, because c!Ranboo was new and he didn’t deserve to get caught up in c!Dream’s bullshit.

And so, c!Tommy is alone. He has Ghostbur, his almost-brother. Any visitors are scared off by c!Dream. Any progress is destroyed by c!Dream. For fuck’s sake, c!Tommy started building his pillars and staring into the nether’s orange-red sea. Hope is gone. Across the sea, the prison is being built, with its one solitary cell. The egg has surfaced, c!Bad and c!Skeppy are falling apart, the cult grows. That shit with c!Ponk and c!Sam happens. c!Punz is in love with a goddamn robot, apparently. Even so, most people don’t watch Punz’s streams, so for them, there’s no fucking relief. No hope.

Even c!Charlie, who lit up the server for the whole time he was present, dies. Micheal (pig) becomes a source of stress, c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo’s relationship starts to fall apart, c!Ranboo dies. Everything’s dark now, permanently. Every one of the ccs wants to be a part of this lore, so they’re all doing it. And it makes the dsmp heavy, it destroys the stakes. Why hope for characters when it’ll only get worse? Hell, we all know there aren’t stakes anyways, considering that everything’s scripted now, so cs are lead only by their respective ccs, which will certainly only be further down into the pits.

That, I think, is why the dream smp is dying. Everything is heavy, everything is sad, everything is hopeless, and there’s no stakes anymore. That suprise when c!Eret betrayed L’manburg? That was real! The pain when things failed, the rage when pets were killed, the determination to win and to keep going? That was all genuine, and it showed. Some of the ccs are good actors, sure, but we can tell that they’re acting. And besides, if I wanted to watch a child being horribly mentally abused and manipulated, I would simply hang out with my friends at their houses. I’m not here for horrible atrocities and neverending pain and the dull hollowness of a lack of hope, we have enough of that in the real world.

I want the escapism of L’manburg, of building a nation with your friends for your friends, the friendship and love in every block placed. And I think that’s a common wish.

[sp00nzontheteenagefacebook]

DSMP Boundaries

Welcome to my boundaries list for the DSMP 

•Who I write for?

*Romantically

-Dream (Cc or c)

-GeorgeNotFound (Cc or C)

-Sapnap (Cc or C)

-C!Awesamdude

-C!BadBoyHalo (no smut)

-Fundy (Cc or C)

-Wilbur (Cc or C, no smut)

-Quackity (Cc or C, no smut)

-Karl Jacobs (Cc or C)

-C!Technoblade

*Platonically

-Tommyinnit (Cc or C)

-Tubbo (Cc or C)

-C!Schlatt

-Skeppy (Cc or C)

-Eret (Cc or C)

-Nihachu (Cc or C)

-Philza (Cc or C)

-Puffy (Cc or C)

-Ranboo (Cc or C)

-Foolish (Cc or C)

•Basic Information

-I will not write smut for the minors. Thats just a no.

-I primarily do Cc/C x S/o

-I can do Headcannons, Drabbles, Crack Ficts, Song ficts (I don't like 'em very much tho), or like, full ficts :D

-I am a-okay with writing polyamorous things for C! I will not do it for Ccs’! (I mean Im poly so why not :P)

-I primarily use she/her pronouns for my writing since I know the female anatomy better then the male anatomy! Im okay with writing with male pronouns tho :)

-I am okay with writing platonically for the cc/cs in the romantic section!

-Keep requests 1-8 characters please!!

•Information for requesting

-When requesting multiple characters let me know if you want them to be separate or not! Id you request for a poly relationship then it will be defaulted to the characters instead of the Ccs

-Tell me if its for C or Cc

-tell me if its platonic or romantic (only applies to characters in the romantic section)

-here are some examples of what you could write :) :

Can I get a platonic Quackity (Cc) with a reader who is way shorter then him?

Or

Can I request the Bench Trios (Ccs) reaction to you dyeing your hair?

Or

Can I request a Dream, Quackity, Techno, and Wilbur (C) with a bunny hybrid s/o?

-If there is a specific plot you’d like me to follow please write it in your request!

If you have read all of this then you can request here!!

[anonymous-cs]

everyone gangsta until chickensmoothie user tommyinnit skeppy fan steals the username of ur favourite mcyter youre hyperfixated on then when you dm on them on discord asking if you could have the username since they dont do much on cs and they call you the r slur 😍 it makes since though since skeppy and all their problematic favs on their carrd are also horrible people

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[cuuno-moved]

im thinking the dt and techno are the best bets, (i tend to quote techno a lot, so i'm not too worried about it.) i haven't watched cs much, and skeppy is a bit annoying (i love him, but i don't want my brother "trolling" me every thirty minutes)

hey guys, recommend mcyters i can show my 11 year old brother please, i basically only watch quackity and finnster and i really don't want to show him that.

[cordiwinkswinsagain]

I draw so much more in my sketchbook unfortunately it is always in pencil and my camera quality is grainier than a wheat field

[cordiwinkswinsagain]

CS!Skeppy core

PFFT LMAO YEAH

You get a shitty comic about his virus hallucinations I drew like three months ago