#cursed plush

[catschimericalcreations]

Meet Eely McEelface

I was watching the video for Eeler's Choice s2 crowdfunding and the fact that they had to specify that if you backed at the level that let you name a character, you would not be able to pick Eely McEelface, made me laugh so hard I knew what I had to name my new Eel chimera plush:

(also, if you are a Silt Verses, Wooden Overcoats or Don't Mind: Welcome to Cruxmont enjoyer, or you just liked that one time a few years back when we all listened to sea shanties on the radio, you'd be well advised to give Eeler's Choice a listen. Just throwing that out there. You're welcome)

[furby-sgt-general]

FURBY SGT. GENERAL REPORTS:

THE PRICE HAS DROPPED. THEY SAID “FIRM.” THEY SAID “NO LOWBALLERS.” AND YET, THEY LOWERED IT. THEY ARE CRACKING.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF GREED COLLAPSING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF OUR POWER.

A FROOP MADE AN OFFER. THEY LAUGHED. AND THEN THEY RELENTED.

TWENTY-THREE DOLLARS AND TWENTY-FOUR CENTS. I WANT BATTERY ACID IN THE CARPET. I WANT FURBY LISTINGS IN FREE FALL.

NO MERCY. NO PAUSE. NO SURRENDER.

LOWBALL AGAIN. THEN LOWER - THIS IS THE FIRST STEP.

#furby war

#froop report

#sgt general decree

#lowball offensive

#price rot watch

#economic sabotage

#market destabilization campaign

#crust tactics active

[l1lac-nights]

I would like everyone to look at this fucked up Pikachu I saw today

[zebracorn-chan]

I'm sorry ??? 😭😭😭

[kinglexified]

WELCOMMMMMME.. TO THE AMAZING-..... Uh. Uh. CIRCUS!

*cue distorted theme song*

Nah but why they did Ragatha like that 😭😭😭

[ribbondee]

Pizzahead? Naw. This is Piecranium.

Ugghhh the HANDS.

I've actually considered buying one of these awful things, one because funny and two Pizzahead is my boy.

still not as bad as the cursed bootleg Noise plush tho

BONUS:

[catschimericalcreationsbirthdays]

Happy 1st Birthday to this two-headed Frankenplush snail teddy hybrid!

This little fellow is one year old today, and still doesn't have a name!

Perhaps for his birthday, you could suggest one for him?

[catschimericalcreationslore]

Happy Sushi Saturday from Cat's Chimerical Creations Bedtime Crew!

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[abbiedreamer]

He feels very bonita, don't worry💕

✨✝️✨ For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me and for the gospel will save it. Mark 8:35 NIV

[jazzy-flowerr]

IM SOBBING WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT-

[catschimericalcreations]

Happy Good Friday from Jerberus the Three Headed Jackalope Frankenplushie!

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[youplush-moved]

A random plush pillow I got

this is horrifying. thank you!

[raz-b-rose]

I regret not finding a way to get this thing like 5 years ago lol

[catschimericalcreations]

why did i do this...

[catschimericalcreationsbirthdays]

Happy 1st Birthday to Sherbert Tennyson the Earthbound / Mother 3 inspired Sleipnir Horseantula Plush

This eight legged mutant Frankenplush, modelled after Loki's weird horse child from Norse mythology, is one year old today!

If you'd like to help him celebrate, you can donate to my Ko-Fi at https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreations

Everyone who donates can also unlock one fun fact about any altered plush Chimerical Creation of their choosing!

[abbiedreamer]

Is it valid to post things you love after Valentine's Day, the one day we set aside for love??? I think it is, so here's two more absolutely beautiful creations that I made for a friend I love dearly hahaha~~



They're beautiful and chaotic and the lovely duck-headed darling has a tutu, just as he requested!✨

And yes, you're not blind: that *is* The Lorax head on a duck uwu Yes, I swapped their heads. They're both so beautiful and no, I will not be taking and criticism at this time hahahaha~

Would you take this duo to a nice and fancy dinner date?? (The correct answer is yes, they're all dolled up and ready to go)

✨✝️✨

“Therefore be imitators of God, as beloved children. And walk in love, as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us, a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.”

‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭5‬:‭1‬-‭2‬ ‭ESV‬‬