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Meet Eely McEelface

I was watching the video for Eeler's Choice s2 crowdfunding and the fact that they had to specify that if you backed at the level that let you name a character, you would not be able to pick Eely McEelface, made me laugh so hard I knew what I had to name my new Eel chimera plush:

(also, if you are a Silt Verses, Wooden Overcoats or Don't Mind: Welcome to Cruxmont enjoyer, or you just liked that one time a few years back when we all listened to sea shanties on the radio, you'd be well advised to give Eeler's Choice a listen. Just throwing that out there. You're welcome)

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Cat's Chimerical Creations Lore: Mister Poison Paws

This is Mister Poison Paws the Robin / Scorpion Centaur:

Although he does indeed have poison inside his paws, his name is something of a misnomer, as anyone poisoned to death with his paws can also be resurrected with a second stab.

He enjoys combing his bird parts in order to remain nice and smooth. He also enjoys bullying his daddy by pretending he's about to poison-stab him, but then actually smoothing his head feathers down.

He likes to hide, and is very afraid of the concept of having fans. (I suspect he just doesn't want Minty to start following him around in search of "fame"). He likes to keep everything a secret, to the point where his catchphrase is "ssshhh!" accompanied by a claw lifted to his beak, and his 2024 letter to Santa was completely obscured with a "top secret!" sticker.

(Santa seemed to understand what it said though. Similar to the situation with Dancing Feet, this is presumably a Santa thing)

He enjoys true crime, spooky stories, and warm weather. Although he's mostly content to go with the flow, he can occasionally react badly to disappointment. When he realised that the three week break where both his parents were home was coming to an end, he got so stressed out at the concept that he repeatedly tried to poison his own head.

Luckily he's immune to his own poison, and these days my partner and I trade off taking him to work with us every now and then, which seems to have helped.

If you would like to help Mister Poison Paws buy more poison for his paws, a new comb for his nice smooth head, or sand to burrow in, you can do so with a donation at https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreations

(also, fun fact, my laptop battery died while I was writing this and shut off completely. coincidence, or a jab to the power button from a poisoned paw accompanied by a fierce "shhh!"?)

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Happy 1st Birthday to this Wolpertinger Frankenplush!

If you'd like to celebrate him turning one, please consider donating here: https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreations

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my horrifying son!

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Brrsing the Earthbound / Mother 3 Ostrelephant Chimera Plush is two years old today!

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Wish this Five Headed Rainbow Pride Conjoined Plush a happy 1st Birthday!

If you'd like to celebrate this colourful fellow turning one, you can donate at https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreations

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Why not both?

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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Two Legged Horse Frankenplushie by Cat's Chimerical Creations

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Twist Potato the Cerberus is one year old today!

If you'd like to contribute to his birthday celebrations, please consider donating here: https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreations

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Happy MerMay from the Escapee Cat, an Eel Siamese Hybrid Frankenplushie by Cat's Chimerical Creations!

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hybridize us mother. we long for the merge.

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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CHOMPY PLUSH IS FINISHED !!!!!!!!!!

oh my little tortoise son, I love him so much

I made him completely of my own pattern! which is the first time I’ve ever done that, at least for a sorta complex shape like he is, and I’m very proud of him 😌

He’s made entirely out of plush fleece, has some glass beads in his legs for weight, and I think is life sized too!

I think someday I’ll make another with darker colors, (the ones I was originally gonna do lol) and one out of minky fabric, and if those go well, I might make a couple more to sell :D

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Happy Fourth Birthday to Blep the Chupacabra!

Blep the Chupacabra is four years old today! Wish him a happy birthday with a donation over at https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreations

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why did i do this...

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Walrus Fairy modified TY Beanie Babies hybrid plush by Cat's Chimerical Creations

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I love 2003 Mikey so I made him real