#cyberposting

[bozemane]

[fandomcringebucket]

cyberpunk 2077 Jackie Lives™ au idea (spoilers spoilers spoilers obvs):

So. Jackie lives and gets the Keanu Reeves tapeworm, ideally V also lives but they are probably going to die in this situation but I feel like Jackie deserved better so I choose to ignore that. I do mean it when I say that if V acted slightly more irrationally after the heist (idea: hotwiring another car/netrunner!V hijacking the Delamain) Jackie would have probably lived and been revived by the chip, because he had the chip in his head when he died. And when Johnny's engram starts to invade his brain and give him notions, I do think he'd probably agree with a lot of Johnny's ideas.

Jackie's no freedom fighter, obviously, but I like to think he'd be angry enough that Arasaka ruined his life (technically, I know it was the Voodoo Boys' idea first to steal the chip but if Yorinobu hadn't murked his old man none of this shit would have happened) he would be more than eager to fuck Arasaka up so he could both get his revenge and get the brainchip out.

Also: Jackie gets therapy from his tapeworm because of all the dad trauma

...also I think he deserves to have 2 boyfriends partners with Misty and V. No particular reason I just love Jackie so so much and I'm absolutely shredded by the fact he has a girlfriend already in canon 😔😔😔😔

[lyriumflames]

reddit never fails to amaze me at how quickly they jump to "ew :/" when it comes to potential romances

[cybernetjester]

kano :3 mouth G?

[cat-skull]

stop trying to show me sexy johnny silverhand he's not sexy i know he's keanu reeves but he's not sexy he's some other shit

[cybersinsposts]

wrote these cuz i was bored

coworker!steven headcanons, fluff and implied smut.

SEND REQUESTS

★-coworker!steven grant, who was infatuated with you when he first laid his eyes on you.

★-coworker!steven grant, who shyly approached you at work to show you round the museum because Donna nagged him to.

★-coworker!steven grant,who became more talkative at work after you two became friends.

★-coworker!steven grant,who asked for your socials but was only given your number and tiktok account.

★-coworker!steven grant,who started stalking your reposts to find your interests.

★-coworker!steven grant, who always seemed to have the perfect gifts.

★-coworker!steven grant,who found your twitter account through internet stalking.

★-coworker!steven grant,who now knew what you liked sexually through your reposts and following.

★-coworker!steven grant,who finally built up the courage to ask you out on a date.

★-coworker!steven grant,who gave you the best night of your life after dinner in his flat.

[bloodyhandprint]

also i got another three star grand prix on mario kart so i'm on top of the world

[cybers-sillyzone]

*setting things up still but ah @martlet-of-snowdin :P

girlboss urge to make an undertale/uty ask blog is real rn

[avani-hub]

//Finally back earthside

((I'm back cyberposting!! The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated, I just tatically aquired a new very small choom~))

[bozemane]

[fandomcringebucket]

playing cyberpunk 2077 because mouthwashing and fallout hyperfixation somehow combined for a soulcrushing lust for futuristic style games and stories with a hatred of capitalism that is a feature not a bug. anyway here's my V (I need a mod that gives her a t-shirt that says "autism powered fuck machine")

[lyriumflames]

There are a few of these around the city but they never fail to knock the wind out of me when I stumble across them

[white-whaale]

Are you seriously meaning to tell me the one heterosexual male in Cyberpunk is a fucking cop

[uselesscaitiff]

(Hey, King.  *Snaps your Trauma Team  Membership Card in  half.*)

[neowolf]

My favorite part of Cyberpunk 2077 was when V said "It's cyberpunkin' time!" and then they cyberpunked all over Night City

[jiimwii]

if i put a Your Professor Dies At The End Of Hogwarts Legacy post but for phantom liberty in the tags rn while its (apparently?) trending itd be objectively and rightfully hilarious (as judged by. me.) but then those fucks over there would report me to cdpr and id get sued for the One thing ive done that they probably dont even have solid grounds to do so over anyway and theyed celebrate