#dad!set

[mythos-soup]

Set: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right, Anubis?

Anubis: Please stop talking.

[godsofhumanity]

Nephthys: You have to tone down your flirting in front of the kids. Set: Why? It's good for them to see we like each other. Wepawet, 2 yrs old: [runs into the room, slaps Nephthys on the butt] DAT ASS! Set: Set: Yeah, ok.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Can you imagine if they mimic that FNAF ruin scene

[mid-knight-black]

This scene was like straight out of a fanfic 😭😭😭

[morganbritton132]

Steve continuing to be Chicago’s most interesting internet cryptid (from this post, and this one):

(1) In the background of a time lapse still life painting Robin posted of Steve sleeping on the couch. You don’t even see him but it’s implied that he is actually asleep on the couch behind Robin’s easel. She doesn’t even paint his face because he’s facing away from her, but people are still in her comments lusting after him.

She responds to all the horny comments with an unedited clip of the time lapse where you can hear Steve’s godawful snoring

(2) Someone posted a video of Steve clearly striking out with a girl at a bar like, ‘Found the Chicago Man.’

Steve shoots her fingerguns as she leaves and the whole comment section is like: oooooh, he’s bisexual.

(3) In the background of someone filming their lunch. Steve walks past on the phone with Dustin like, “Does knowing ASL make me bilingual? …well, it’s not exactly a spoken language, is it?… yes, it’s for the dog walking application. There could be deaf dogs… deaf dogs who speak American Sign Language… I completely forgot I knew Italian actually.”

(4) Some weirdo posts a Tiktok where they’re like, “Every night I get off work and see this guy making out with a different hot girl on the subway.”

Followed by clip of Steve making out with a hot girl on the subway, clop of Steve making out with a hot girl on the subway, clip of Steve leaning in the kiss a hot girl on the subway, clip of Steve holding hands with a hot girl on the subway, clip of Steve clearly making out with a guy with long hair on the subway, clip of Steve and a hot girl looking at each other like they’re about to fuck on a subway.

Lots of people in the comment section are rightfully calling this guy a creep. Robin is too but she’s also like, “God forbid a hoe celebrate his dad having a heart attack. Can’t do shit in this city anymore.”

OfficialCorrodedCoff1n also commented: That should be me.

[raynewolferune]

DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)

Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:

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" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.

They glanced at each other and shrugged.

Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.

Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "

~

Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.

[bigfatbreak]

villain tom should have a portrait of his favorite person with gold filigree too

[emziess]

Buck being hurt/almost hurt + Bobby's Reaction 9-1-1, S1-S8

[choccy-milky]

adult seb my beloved

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

bats: tim are you going to tell us anything you did while searching for bruce tim: not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly

[mythos-soup]

Wepwawet: how do you spell "orange"? 

Anubis: fruit or colour? 

Set: *thinking*

Nephthys: I've raised a couple of idiots

[jackabbot]

9-1-1 • S1E01 || S7E09 ↳ “Has it really been that long?”

[chloesimaginationthings]

Happy 10 year anniversary to FNAF 3!!!

[fuzzandfeathers]

First art of the new year and I'm quite happy with it! This started out as 'Wouldn't it be cute if Octavia wanted eye markings like Stolas and Blitz have' and turned into a dad-daughter makeover slumber party. 😂

[farawaywiththefairies]

age gap so big i have to count it on my fingers to work it out

[besocrazy]

Thanks to him, she's gonna make it home for dinner.