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I love spending my Saturday afternoon going through my emails so I can help one of my parents build a case against the other
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You guys
I literally miss Ren so bad, like I'm glad he's spending time with his family and enjoying himself, but I miss randomly joining stream, and he's like role-playing with himself and playing all the characters.
Please come home Ren, we miss you, I miss you.
#rendog#dani rants#I feel insane#ughhh what do I even do#ive been rewatching old videos and streams but its not the same#come home soon but also enjoy the company of your family#because oh how I love hearing his stories when he gets back#he has such a way with words#i miss you angel#sigh#I hope his family is doing well
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What is PB even doing to Mal?
Is it Shadow!Mal?
Is it depressed!Mal?
Is it Choices's self proclaimed "goofy" Mal?
This is not my Mal Volari!
Grrr sdjfklsdjfk (angry keyboard smash)
You're future!wife is pregnant rinow. You need to talk to each other and work this out!
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BREAKING NEWS! Youngest Wayne's Secret Lovechild?!
Teenage Ellie taking care of deaged Danny and moving to Gotham to hide from Vlad because Lady Gotham offered them sanctuary and will keep Vlad out.
BUT
Chaos is set into motion when during a Rogue attack, Damian Wayne (not as Robin at the moment) saves him and returns Danny to Ellie...
The internet/news happen because of course it did.
And people mistake Danny as his kid and Ellie his baby mama.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#ellie phantom#danielle phantom#dani phantom#de aged danny#Danny is mistaken as Damian and Ellie secret kid#everyone thinks they had him young#the news is already calling Bruce a grandfather now#Damian is getting a headache from all of this#and his siblings teasing isnt helping#or his dad asking point blank if its true and he has a grandson#Damian is ready to toss something at someone if they ask again#meanwhile Ellie is panicking#shes trying to lay low until Danny can regrow into his actual age#it doesn't help he has the mind of a toddler right now so she cant rant to him about the stress of this#also now she has to worry about fending off jerks trying to kidnap her or Danny for Wayne money#that will never come because shes not dating a Wayne and Danny isnt one!#do Damian and Ellie eventually get together? eh maybe maybe not leaving it open ended
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i guess i’m stronger than all of stark stan twt bc why are they still flipping out over someone’s opinion about wanting dany to not have perfectly peachy feelings about ned :/
#i looked at a ‘cat should’ve catapulted jon into a wall’ post then sighed understood their stance then kinda agreed then moved on#this is me using this post as catharsis for two things that have upset me recently#anyway some people need to just stfu about dany#this shit was coming from the We support women’s wrongs crowd too#ofc this wouldn’t count as a wrong but They are acting like it is one so i gotta clock the double standard#hypocrites 🤦♀️ this is why i cannot take asoiaf twt seriously. hell on earth i say. hell on earth.#a post for me#rant in the tags#rant tag
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: I can't fucking stand the double standards of this fandom. Everytime I see someone bitch about how the Targaryens are "colonizers" I want to bash my brains out. And these posts always include the op talking about how great the Starks are and how they do no fucking wrong.
Like where are these people's media comprehension???? Do they know the basic definitions of things? Add to that the fact that most of these people also constantly call Dany a "white savior". Like literally read a dictionary and try actually reading the books!
I just saw a post where someone was saying that they hate the idea of Dany being the Prince that was Promised because her ancestors were colonizers and she's a white savior.
Instead, they wanted Jon Snow, who, you know, doesn't have any colonizer ancestry. Because the Starks were perfect angels, who took control of the North by asking nicely. And the First Men were gifted Westeros by the Children of the Forest when they arrived because they were all such good friends.
Literally anyone who read ASOIAF (and has the smallest bit of media comprehension) knows that that's the farthest thing from the truth.
The First Men were colonizers who waged outright war with the CotF for thousands of years and desecrated their sacred places. Yes, eventually they made the Pact, but that only resulted in the CotF being slowly pushed out of Westeros completely and they were eventually fully walled out of their ancestral land. They're literally dying out now, as Leaf explains to Bran in ADWD.
Now, doesn't that sound familiar? To me, that sounds an awful lot like what the European colonies did to the Indigenous peoples of the Americas. Of course it's similar, GRRM is heavily inspired by history.
The Targaryens are conquerors, not colonizers. By the time of the Conquest, they have lived in Westeros for hundreds of years. The Conquerors, their parents, and grandparents were all born and raised on Dragonstone in Westeros.
The Targaryens are a Westerosi house, just like the Starks, Martells, and Hightowers. The only difference between all these houses is the timing of their arrival in Westeros. What exactly are the implications of this belief?
And obviously Dany isn't a white savior. Essos is a very diverse continent, so is their slave system. It's class based, not race based. A large portion of the Essosi slaves looked like Dany because they were of Valyrian descent. The slaves span every ethnicity, why is that so difficult to understand? Not only do the books themselves describe the ethnicity of many of the slaves, GRRM himself came out and debunked this interpretation!
I understand not being comfortable with this kind of story to an extent. The concept of liberation efforts has been tainted by the white savior trope. However, one's personal preferences don't equal the actual content of the story!
I think the thing that pisses me off the most about people who take these stances in the ASOIAF fandom is their pseudo-intellectualism.
Each person who writes these posts believes they have better media comprehension and even superior morality than everyone else. They misapply definitions of extremely damaging ideas so smugly. They believe they are correcting the views of other readers and GRRM himself, and as such, refuse to see how gravely mistaken they are. It's as concerning as it is infuriating.
#sorry for the long rant#daenerys targaryen#anti dany antis#anti asoiaf fandom#asoiaf meta#asoiaf#the prince that was promised#house targaryen#anti targaryen antis#first men#children of the forest
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ASOIAF discourse would be a lot more fun if we all realized that every single person who has been put in a position of leadership/rulership fails in one way or another. Jon and Dany failing is not an indictment on their abilities to lead or rule. They’re kids, they still have shit to figure out. Given “what was Aragorn’s tax policy”, I doubt GRRM will write a story that will feature the appearance of a most perfect ruler ever who will be a total success instead Jon and Dany who were tOtAl FlOpS. Especially if this person has no previous experience that has been detailed within the text itself. That’s not only antithetical to the series, but also not how you write a narrative.
#I don’t mean to be condescending but so many people missed the point of yg#he’s not here to be the perfect solution over jon and dany#he’s here to validate their arcs as heroes and leaders - sorry to say#they’re incredibly flawed individuals and they intimately failed in adwd but like literally so did everyone else#FAILURE IS A PROCESS OF LEARNING!!!#their stories aren’t over yet#grrm isn’t going to write yg being the most perfect king ever so we can be like ew jon and dany suck glad they died or whatever#he’s also not likely to be the third head of the dragon but I don’t want to get into that today#asoiaf#jon snow#daenerys targaryen#valyrianscrolls#anti reddit rant lmao#god I should stop visiting that subreddit it’s the worst snajbabsjan
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What if there is certain levels to the Ghostly Wail?
Like- as Danny gets stronger he learns the various levels and types of wails. One going out into a full-blown SCREAM.
Making the name "Ecto/Echo-Scream", which is the highest level of the wails.
The Ecto/Echo-Scream can be caused by highened emotions, mainly distress.
I thought about it having the power to launch a ghost back out of possessing someone.
If anyone wants to continue then go ahead! I would love to see ur thoughts on my idea!
#cryptid talks#cryptid rants#Danny Phantom#danny fenton#tucker foley#jazz fenton#dani fenton#sam manson#Phanfic idea?#Could be#ghost king danny#Could be too
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they’re looking like they want to attract women.. and its working
#katseye#hiraizyo rants#lawddd THEYRE SO FINE 😩#this might bring me out of haitus#haha fiending for a dani fic
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I hate her. How could she do that to our little sister? I don't even want to call her my sister because not only did she physically abuse me growing up, she's doing the same thing to my sister and it's so painful because I don't live with them so I can't do anything to stop it. And I get it, she has her own issues and is seeing a therapist, but it's obviously not enough if she's still beating people up and making them cry. That's not even the worst part about her. She says really hurtful things and has threatened to kill people before. And maybe I'm overreacting and it was meant as a joke, but back when she lived with me, I used to fear for my life. I'd feel so unsafe and I always had to be careful around her or she would snap and either hit me or wave sharp objects around. I want to love her since we grew up together, but I'm probably not kind or forgiving enough since I just want something bad to happen to her. I want her to be gone from my life and my sister's. I want her to stop hurting us. I hate her. I hate her. I hate that I'm afraid of her.
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They did it. They really did manage to ruin one of my all time favorite games ever. Holy fucking shit.
#xcxde dany thoughts#xcxde criticism#oh I have a LOT to bitch about but my usual rant post will have to wait#disappointment is an understatement#goddamn what the FUCK was all that#holy shit#fuck monolithsoft fr I refuse to believe this is the same team that made XC1 and xcx all those years ago#is there anyone actually out there that liked this bullshit?#if so please block me now you’ll be doing both of us a favor#junk#goddamn#let the healing fucking begin#god i feel so silly but as i was sending a video message to my only iRL friend who played the original i started getting choked up about it#not just cus i was sad but because i was really angry at this whole fucking thing#xenoblade#xcx#xenoblade chronicles x#xenoblade chronicles x spoilers#xenoblade x spoilers
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Waiting... Waiting...
So... This was inspired by listening to EPIC (FREAKING LOVE ALL THE ALBUMS, SO GOOD) and by @noxcheshire post of Tim being Odysseus reincarnated and Danny (maybe also reincarnated) being his Penelope (Here) so I had to turn it into a Dead Tired idea.
The song The Challenge is the main one here. (Cause I LOVE that song... along with Would You Fall In Love With Me Again)
So WHAT IF Danny IS the reincarnated Penelope, after becoming the Ghost King Danny's memories of his past life as Penelope returns and remembers how before dying/ or being reincarnated both Penelope and Odysseus promised to find each other in their new lives, no matter who they are, what new form they take, they will find each other.
So Danny/Penelope, just like before waits for their Odysseus to return to them, but also tries to find him in their new life (CW is laughing whenever Danny asks for hints and gets a 'In due time, just wait' answer, ugh Danny wants to smack CW for that)
However just like in his previous life with being in a high position of power, Danny is being pressured to marry/take a spouse (now its not just men/males though so its a huge headache, I head canon Ghosts don't care much for gender preference) mostly by the dang eyeballs that Danny is still trying to find a way to get rid of without upsetting the Infinite Realms delicate (but slowly healing) balance even if Danny wanted nothing more than to punch all of the suitors out.
So Danny decides to play the long game again.
And waits for their Odysseus return.
Danny's wait is over when they suddenly feel the Realms shift one day, as if welcoming someone familiar home, and the same feeling Danny had when he had been Penelope and saw the storm that was sign of Odysseus coming home, Danny decides its time to bring out The Challenge once again. (CW gifted Danny a few things from his past as Penelope as a coronation gift, like Odysseus's bow (now enchanted to be unbreakable), a painting of when he was Penelope, with Telemchus, and Odysseus, and the Marriage Bed/Olive Tree, AND the Palace Odysseus made that Danny takes to being in over being at Pariah's Keep)
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Meanwhile
Tim Drake, aka Red Robin, always had strange dreams as a child.
War, Death, Monsters, Gods, Goddesses.
His dreams were more like nightmares, haunting him and he sometimes woke up in cold sweat.
He hated storms. Hated being in the water for to long. Hated how he felt both tense but also at home when around Greek heroes, as if he was afraid to 'disrespect' them (Cassie was the only one he didn't feel that way around, mostly cause they had been somewhat friends before their heroing since their parents knew each other) but also knew how to appease them should he insult them. He also had a strange hatred for the CoO with a burning passion because he felt like they were mocking real Owls.
The worst part of nightmares that always pop up are of what feels like should be his home is being invaded by unwanted guests (they aren't guests), how they are angry over trying to string a bow and shot an arrow through axes, of the terrible terrible things he hear them saying they were going to do to his loved ones (two names that keep getting muted out).
How it ends in bloodshed with echoing of begging, pleading, mercy, and screams.
However in those nightmares at the end. He also finds himself looking for something in them.
Or rather he always found someone waiting for him at the end of the nightmares. Calling him by the wrong name but it sounds just right coming from them.
The dream always ends with the person asking 'How long has it been?' and before he can answer he wakes up.
So yeah Tim has horrifying nightmares/dreams he could never explain.
And the urge to find someone. To go home to them.
It isn't until he and his friends from Young Justice are hit by a spell from Klarion (who may or may not had a visit from a certain chaos encouraging Time Keeper) and sent to a place called the Infinite Realms in the middle of their fight, that Tim is hit hard with déjà vu when he spots a certain Palace in the distance and overhears some of the 'people?' (they glow and float and some don't even look human?! where are they?) talk about how the 'King' has issued a new 'Challenge' for his 'suitors'.
A Challenge involving a bow, and axes.
And Tim, feels like he knows this all too well and needs to do it.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#dead tired#Danny is Penelope reincarnated#Tim is Odysseus reincarnated#Danny regains memories after being crowned#but gets 'courted' by 'suitors' again by the eyeballs#Tim is feeling a bit murderous when he hears the gossip#he doesn't know why yet#the urge to go to the familiar looking palace hits Tim hard#He frames it to his friends that maybe this King can help them though#Am I feral for this idea#YES#also wouldn't it be funny if like Dani is Telemchus reincarnated if we go with Dani being more like Danny's child?#Just tossing more ideas out#Most likely going to be my last DPxDC 2024 prompt lol#Tim once he decides to do the Challenge is going to be VERY murderous towards the eyeballs/suitors to LEAVE#Also Danny totally does the 'Can you move the wedding bed?' question just to make sure Tim is Odysseus#And Tim is so taken aback that he answers the same way he did the first time and doesn't realize it. It comes out like second nature.#Rants about it#And Danny just smiles at the answers
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few things annoy me more than some of this fandoms 1. weird pro-slavers anti-dany bias and 2. stripping a woman’s experience from female characters because they don’t ’woman right’ enough
i don’t even really want to discuss point one because it disgusts me so fucking much. not only is the logic convoluted and always hinges on interpreting dany’s actions in the absolute worst light possible. it is also very, very misogynistic due to the double standards necessary to condemn dany to such a degree while none of the male characters committing the same or worse offenses get even a smidge of criticism from these same people. i’m just going to say one last thing: if you are using pro-confederacy talking points to condemn dany then you are a vile person.
as for point two, this is much more insidious in my opinion. much of it is based on the idea that these specific (normally gender nonconforming) female characters were ‘indulged’ so therefore their experiences do not meet the necessary ‘standards’ to equate to a woman’s experience. it’s insane logic meant to demean a female character and condemn her agency and the choices she made. it’s the type of logic that always veers into the ‘arya was indulged and therefore her experiences are less valid’ or ‘dany’s power and agency makes her experiences less valid because she’s not suffering this specific way’ or ‘lyanna was indulged and is therefore selfish and her experiences are less valid.’ for some reason it is always. always. these three characters getting attacked in this specific way. all three female characters faced the same exact challenges as every. single. other. female character. the same barriers, they share similar experiences with male characters to varying degrees.
arya and sansa were both ‘indulged’ by ned. i agree that ned had an easier time connecting to arya (like how cat had an easier time connecting to sansa), but both girls were indulged (like most noble girls!) and this is framed as a good thing. please don’t turn it into something bad, especially when both instances fostered character growth. after neds death arya continues to have a variety of experiences, and through arya we actually learn what a peasant girls experience looks like! no, arya does not have a boys experience. a girl hiding as a boy in a war zone is a common occurrence in the real world, and it is not just valid to explore but key to understanding george’s views on war. so far though arya we see 1. a non-conforming little girls life whose father was kind but still held gendered expectations for her. 2. a common girls experience without family or class protections going through a war zone. 3. a servant girls experience under feudalism where servants have basically no rights. 4. arya also gives us a multitude of experiences after becoming an acolyte at the hobaw. all of these experiences (including the erasure of arya’s identity and her holding onto it) are important looks into different classes and how outsiders view westeros. people not respecting arya’s very female experience makes me fear that there’s a bit of a aesthetic/male gaze epidemic going on here. arya’s suffering isn’t pretty enough or isn’t in a romantic setting so it gets dismissed. it’s dirty and violent and crass and doesn’t conform to passive suffering. there’s also a classism angle to all of it, though that would require an essay of its own to cover everything. but please remember that at the core of arya’s storyline is a simple truth: the world is hostile to girls.
dany is oftentimes hit by two different anti views: 1. a focus on her lack of agency but no focus on her rise to power 2. a dismissal of the validity of her experience as a female character because she’s risen to power. both views are incredibly self serving and are meant to chip away at character relatability. focusing on her lack of agency is tasteless (imo), and suggests that the person sees dany’s experiences with men/women as a ruler as inherently invalid because she has power that places her above the pecking order. this makes me believe that you cannot handle a female character whose path to power stands as different from the rest. it’s odd to say the least, and tells me that you think there is a right way to gain power just like people believe there is a correct way to end slavery without upsetting the poor economy. as for point two, this is similar to most anti rhetoric levied at arya and lyanna. because the experiences explored through dany and arya and lyanna are outside the norm, and because they are incredibly active characters, they also make waves and are involved in things like… violence *gasp* death *GASP* adultery (this one just relates to dany and lyanna. arya’s three apples tall so this doesn’t apply to her) *GASPGASPGASP*. people seem genuinely unable to handle complexity in women’s lives. some people seem to have a very narrow view on what counts as a woman’s experience, but if a woman steps outside those bounds she is therefore stripped of her womanhood and is fair ground for attacking. this is something i see so clearly in every anti dany post. i’m exhausted tbh.
as for lyanna… well... some people seem to believe that lyanna making active choices (knight of the laughing tree, running away, having a bastard) therefore mean she was ‘indulged,’ which is both true and not true. all noble girls are indulged more than their common girl counterparts, but lyanna was still placed under gendered expectations like all the rest of her peers. lyanna clearly just didn’t let these expectations prevent her from playing around with sticks and riding in a tourney as a mystery knight to defend the honor of howland (who would’ve been considered a nobody to most). her actions were clearly driven by her morals, morals she placed in higher esteem than gendered expectations. trying to strip a woman’s experience from her is just wrong. these people are practically telling on themselves and show that they cannot sympathize nor understand a female character who steps away from the beaten path, and does something considered ‘morally wrong’ in her world and in our own: having an illegitimate child with a married man. oh nooo… anyways. this just proves to me that many women cannot sympathize with a woman who does something they consider ‘wrong’ and that women will take it so far as to invalidate the womanhood of those they consider ‘not right.’ i think of lyanna as a litmus test tbh. i will absolutely judge you for your views on her. if you fail then i am NOT trusting your views on dany and arya.
i want to add onto this actually. catelyn is another character who’d place high on this list, though i’m actually really happy with the direction the fandom is going with her on this issue at the moment. many people struggle with cat because she… *GASP* doesn’t mother jon. cat’s a very active character, but thanks to fandom’s standards, she has the benefit of fitting into our preconceived notions of how a mother should behave—expect in how she treats jon. and then it’s a goddamn bloodbath. i’m glad most people now seem to agree that cat’s character is not only made better, but that it’s completely valid of her to not have mothered jon or theon. still, cat is often criticized for the choices she makes as a mother to protect her children. here, i see a dismissal and even a mocking of motherhood and Love as valid motivations for risky behaviors. and that does disappoint me. however, catelyn didn’t make my top 3 because she experiences confinement—she is stripped of power and agency—and this, i fear, is why she ends up meeting the criteria for what some fans view as a ‘valid’ female character. all because she lost power to her son :/. hopefully it’s obvious that i’m not dismissing this arc, because i do think it’s important to explore. but it’s still vexing to me that a woman’s loss of agency is so often treated as peak feminism (a trend i see a lot in modern feminist literature and one i honestly cringe at).
i believe i covered everything i wanted to. i’m just struggling with this fandom and the way people treat womanhood as some narrow thing with criteria one must meet. womanhood shouldn’t be something that feels so excluding. well, to me it should be embracing and kind and supportive of girls from all walks of life. being a woman makes you a woman. that’s it. that’s all the criteria you should need to meet to be embraced, and that logic should reflect back onto the female characters we all love and care about. thanks for reading :)
#i told myself i’d focus more on the series than on the fandom… but here i am again#i think i just needed to get this off my chest#i know lyanna’s barely a character but i think the way the fandom acts about her explains why arya and dany—#—are treated the way they are by the fandom#basically ppl cannot handle female characters who make “mistakes” and yet are still treated by the narrative as good/heroes#this disrupts the binary way people see women (as either good or bad) and they cannot handle female characters who… make decisions.#including controversial decisions#and to offset that they either treat said female character as 100% the villain or 100% the victim#characters like cersei don’t rly fit into this tho as cersei is a villain so she’s already been slotted neatly#and brienne and asha and arianne don’t appear on most these ppls radars bc they’re secondary#how sansa is treated by the fandom is a different beast entirely. maybe i’ll make a post about that#but right now im angry bc THOSE FUCKING JONSAS popped up on my timeline and i got sick to my stomach#WHY ARE THEY STILL TALKING SHIT ABOUT DANY??#like i love u my mutuals i rly rly do but pls spare my eyes. i hate seeing THOSE people. they make me so sick#ALSO please reject gender essentialism!! that’s basically what this whole post is about lol#rant tag#asoiaf fandom critical
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i was talking to my friend about brightwell and it made me think about something and now i'm pissed off and have to talk about it
dani was always going to end up as malcolm's love interest. we can see it from the way that they write her from the very beginning. and that PISSES ME OFF, because it makes her character so much WORSE than what we could've gotten. even ignoring the fact that malcolm deserves to have a genuinely healthy friendship with SOMEONE and dani totally should've filled that role, dani barely can stand as a character by herself when she isn't in a scene with anyone (i don't think she even gets that iirc) and it completely tanks her character when her whole being is totally centered around malcolm (taking care of him in the trip, looking for him in alone time, there are so many examples that i'm blanking on but i promise you that's most of her character's actions on screen)
and even the small bit that we do get of her life (examples that i genuinely had to look on her fandom wiki page for because they're so sparce: her history with estime and drugs, how strongly she feels about where she grew up, the fact that her dad died when she was 16) its VERY few and far between and they really don't give us anything else about her character unless it's related to malcolm
also don't even get me started on jt and how he's only used for 2 things. 1, to dislike malcolm at first but grow fonder of him, and 2, as shameless copaganda covering genuinely important real topics that they resolve in two episodes and then never bring up ever again. it's interesting how the two prominently featured black characters aren't allowed to exist as characters outside of the white male lead......... hm........
#prodigal son#prodigal son fox#dani powell#malcolm bright#brightwell#jt tarmel#rant post#as much as i love this show it definitely has flaws#and some of them are far too big to ignore#malcolm deserves a good genuine healthy strong friendship#dani and jt deserve to be characters#🜲 ; strawbz talks
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I understand that there is a sizable amount of Jon stans whose delusions can be aggravating. Trust me, I’ve come across my fair share of people who think that the sun rises only for Jon Snow and no one else. But, it’s really annoying when certain sections of this fandom act like reading Jon as Azor Ahai is a result of Jon fans making shit up. No, we’re not. We’re literally reading what the text is telling us. We’re not reading into it, we’re reading it straight up. Mel’s singular ADWD chapter is literally just: hey Mel pay attention to Jon Snow, also there’s random stuff happening all over Westeros, and also pay extra attention to Jon Snow.
Mel’s visions are absolutely correct. What’s not correct is how she interprets them to fit an agenda/make herself appear more credible to others (Jon, Stannis). We already know exactly what this looks like when she sees towers being submerged in water, says it’s Eastwatch by the Sea when asked, even though in her head she’s like “oh it can’t be Eastwatch because that place doesn’t look like that”.
ADWD shows us that Mel looks into her fires searching for Azor Ahai and sees “only Snow”. There’s no other way of reading that other than “oh yeah if Mel is specifically looking for Azor Ahai and is seeing Jon Snow, then Jon is the Azor Ahai she’s looking for”. And the gag with this is Mel’s entire purpose, her existence, is to find Azor Ahai. But she completely misidentifies him so when she encounters the real deal, she’s in far too deep to make the obvious and necessary pivot. And it’s even funnier (and I think that’s what GRRM is going for) when there’s nothing special about Mel’s chosen hero Stannis, but there’s a lot that is special about the one she’s ignoring: Jon. Mel literally tells Jon “you’re a super special magic boy let’s make babies because of how super special you are, and these babies will be even more powerful than the ones I made with Stannis” but at the same time being like “yeah mr not-that-special Stannis is totally the guy I’m looking for”.
Plus, Mel’s “only Snow” is quite literally reaffirmed in Jon XII when he dreams himself atop the wall, armored in ice, and wielding LIGHTBRINGER. This isn’t some ordinary flaming sword. This sword burns “red in his fist”, which literally equates it to “the red sword of heroes” - Azor Ahai’s sword. Not only that but Mel’s ptwp is definitely going to be reborn. She has visions about a grey girl on a dying horse WHICH IS TRUE!! What’s not true is this girl being Arya. It’s Alys Karstark. She then has visions about daggers in the dark, which again happens!! Read the last few pages of Jon XIII ADWD. The one that hasn’t come yet but will (based on Jon XIII) is a “promised prince born amidst salt and smoke���. There’s a reason why GRRM included these things in the narrative. And there’s a reason why they happen sequentially. So unless Winds comes out and GRRM is like sike forget that ever happened, it’s pretty safe to assume that Jon is Azor Ahai.
#when did jon as aa become sacrilege I wonder#I’m NOT saying he’s the only one because dany literally woke dragons from stone so she fulfills it too#but it’s not right to discount him either when it’s grrm’s narrative voice saying: here’s jon snow he’s azor ahai#not other characters saying it - BUT THE AUTHOR’S VOICE#that has to mean something#sorry had to rant a lil lmao#asoiaf#jon snow#valyrianscrolls#we should ban asoiaf tiktok istg
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love that in hocus pocus (1993) dani was just fully gonna adopt thackery binx if he hadn’t died and gotten reunited with his sister. she was like “we’re gonna take care of you, and then my children, and their children, and their childrens children” like she was fully prepared to take in thackery binx forever and i love her for that. Like even if he wasn’t freed he still would’ve had somewhere to go <33
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