#daniel is so annoying

[submersero]

Real Rashid was not impressed by the ‘bright young reporter with a point of view’

[evermorepeyton]

this is the funniest thing he’s ever said sorry. like yea the chocolate bit is incredibly gay like why is your gift for phil too? especially if it’s something he can’t have 😭

but im laughing at “my friends and family don’t know me that well and it annoys me sometimes”

wdym it annoys you when your family doesn’t know you as well as your parasocial fans 😭 i think he’d said something like this before but i just picture him receiving like a colorful sweater from an uncle or something and thinking to himself “see phannie8271729 would know i wouldn’t want this, fuck you uncle” and it’s making me laugh fuck

[dansleftthigh]

Dan and Phil are soooooo lucky they’re Dan and Phil and not personal friends of mine bc if I specifically gave my friend a box of chocolates and they were like “thanks but my boyfriend doesn’t eat chocolate” I’d be like biiiiiiiiiiiitch oh my godddddd 🙄 LMFAO

[reunitedinterlude]

would love to hear more actually 💔 (1, 2)

bonus:

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[strategicjazzhands]

[personthattoleratesme]

Married Bickering: A Short Film

[0nlyhere4phil]

okay so 1st PJ has Dan and Phil play as a married newspaper couple

THEN in oscars hotel he has their characters drawn like this

yall do you think PJ ships phan?

[mikaikaika]

I love this timeline

[amid-fandoms]

they have no business being this cute 😭

[submersero]

[fighting-naturalist]

Hallucination!Daniel helping annoying Sam in "Grace"

[echofades]

HACKS | 4.02 > 4.03 > 4.04

[crimmson-sight]

COBRA KAI 6.04 Daniel wanted to laugh so bad

[evermorepeyton]

i love that dan’s like we may share a life and a job and you’re the one person i choose to spend all my time with and buy a house with and go on tour with and have vacations with and tell my every thought to but THREE COMPLIMENTS? like……. back to back? what is it? 2009?!

[pseudophan]

pov: the worst couple at the party proposition you for a threesome