#dates and speed

[jabesa0]

🎄❄️ Happy Holidays everyone! 🎄❄️

[sickbutsocial]

advanced stages of decay: dates and speed and toxic fuckboys imperceptibly destroying my life

10/08/2018 - 03/10/2019

[zephyrchama]

Leviathan took a deep breath. He had always wanted to try this. It was silly, and a stupid idea, and if anybody outside of his close circle found out about it he'd probably perish on the spot from embarrassment. But it looked so fun. What otaku wouldn't want to try this at least once in their life?

He had been ready and in position for an hour. In fact, Leviathan didn't sleep at all last night. He pulled an all-nighter watching season five of Welcome to Human School! and decided to recreate this classic cliche in a rare act of spontaneity after seeing it play out on TV for the ten thousandth time.

The lack of sleep was starting to catch up with him, exacerbated by nerves and an early morning chill that caused his shoulders to shake, but he would not give up. He had to know what it was like. Leviathan leaned his head against the House of Lamentation's stone exterior. He refreshed his Devilgram feed for the tenth time and fiddled with the lowest button on his shirt while standing in wait. It was important that his appearance looked slovenly, like this was spontaneous and he had to rush to get dressed. The details had to be perfect.

Noise began to stir around the corner. Leviathan rushed to shove his phone into a pocket and stuffed his mouth with slightly stale buttered bread. It was go time.

Several dozen feet away, you emerged from the house. You paused in the doorway, checking to ensure last night's homework was in your bag and not still on the desk in your room. You had to be at school quite early and wouldn't have time before class to come back if you forgot something. Luckily, all was fine. The heavy door swung shut behind you. As you began to walk down the cobbled steps, something caught your eye. Something big and fast in a RAD uniform, speeding at you and screaming.

Leviathan was not actually screaming. He was just shouting, "I'm late! I'm late!" over and over through a wad of carbs. You didn't have much time to process that fact before he slammed into you like an amateur sumo wrestler.

You shrieked. Leviathan shrieked. The two of you tumbled down the stone steps in a mass of confusion until you landed on top of the nerdy demon like another cliche anime trope. However, Leviathan had no time to celebrate this weeby double whammy. He grabbed your head in a panic and coughed out a gross mouthful of bread to ask, "A-are you okay!?"

Your sturdy uniform and the purple haired demon had luckily protected you from the worst. Leviathan released your face and hovered his hands by your sides as you felt around for bruises, trying to get your bearings. He let out a pained groan when you accidentally elbowed him in the stomach while trying to stand up.

The surroundings were calm. No sign of danger. You scrambled to pick up your bag and exclaimed, "What was that!?"

"I... I'm late for school." That was Leviathan's explanation. He couldn't confess any further. This was not the romantic comedy scenario he envisioned. His mouth was dry. Class didn't even start for another two hours. He realized now what a dumb plan this truly was. As he lay on the hard ground, he sort of wished it would open up and swallow him whole, but your outstretched hand of kindness was a nice consolation.

[squeakyducky]

I tried making biblically accurate Simeon..

Before he got demoted

[anglemenskenshi]

DEAR EVERYOONE WHOS COMPLAINING ABOUT SHADOW LORD BECOMING A HUMAN

I HAVE A PSA

FUCK U

ps. i don't actually mean it im also a monsterfucker but i like scrawny nerdy guys too soooo...

[raavenb2619]

Superhero besties that fight for fairness and equity together: The Just Friends

[homkamiro]

"Love, huh?"

[obey-me-hoe]

When I say I want a yapper this is what I mean

Imagine getting to sit there and listen to him happily yap about his favorite things (or anything really) 🥰

[bluehairedspidey]

rereading all the comics from the beginning and wow. theyre on a date. sniperscout canon from day one <3

[bogcreacher]

I noticed that among most of the main horst cast; they all have love interests (Wolf x Mako, Haunted x Fennec). With Red being the only one who doesn’t seem to have a clear love interest! So I was curious, will she ever get one or does she have one that we just don’t know about?

Red did originally have a love interest - Aurora, back when she was a young princess. This was scrapped for a buncha reasons and now Red Kite has no love interest. Which is maybe for the best

(outdated art under the cut)

[entropic-saudade]

Inspired by this week’s palette prompt from @spnspeeddatingbang , please enjoy a two panel comic:

I considered making him Dean the platypus because of the built-in bowlegged stance but idk Cas called to me more.

Bonus meme:

[fellulahh]

Lucifer discovers MC is kinky (F!MC)

“MC, do you want something to sleep in?” Lucifer’s soft voice called from inside his wardrobe.

“I can go back and grab something, it’s okay.” MC responded.

“Don’t be silly.” Lucifer shook his head, emerging from his wardrobe holding a large, black shirt, “your room is on the other side of the house. Here - have this.”

Stepping toward the human, he held out the garment for her to take. Knowing it was useless putting up a fight, MC took it from his hand. “Thank you.” She smiled.

As Lucifer’s eyes found hers, he had an usually soft expression on his face. Behind the closed door to his bedroom, he lost his usual composed and stern demeanour.

“I can’t tell you have long I’ve yearned for a moment alone with you like this.” He told her quietly, with a pink tint on his cheeks.

His words caused MC to feel something deep in the pit of her stomach.

“Me too.” She bit her lip; her curious eyes glued to Lucifer.

“Come here,” he urged in a low voice, “I want to feel the warmth of your body.”

Happily obliging, MC slowly made her way to him.

The room was completely silent as their bodies gravitated toward one another. Lucifer could feel his heart beating in his chest; a sensation he’d forgotten he could experience.

As MC stood in front of him, his crimson eyes trailed down her body; savouring every inch of it. His hands found her waist as he pulled her closer, yearning for the feeling of her skin on his.

Lucifer melted under MC’s gaze. He loved the way she looked at him. He knew she didn’t look at anyone else the same; he was very much aware the human only had eyes for him. And he relished the feeling.

“I live for these moments with you.” He spoke quietly as a small smirk appeared on his lips.

MC could feel herself pulling closer to Lucifer. Rising onto her toes, she brought her lips to his ear; grazing the skin just beneath it. The feeling of her lips on him made Lucifer’s breath hitch as he eagerly anticipated the human’s next movements.

“Prove it.” She whispered, before slowly pulling away.

“And how do you suggest I do that?” He raised an eyebrow; playing into MC’s games.

The human remained silent. With a mischievous look on her face, she gently gripped Lucifer’s wrist; pulling his hand away from where it held her waist.

Slowly, she lifted his hand up her body; Lucifer watching every movement eagerly. His fingers grazed her skin as she moved. As she passed her chest, she suddenly pulled his hand closer to her; guiding his fingers around her neck.

“Oh…” Lucifer smirked as his eyes darkened.

He could feel MC’s pulse beneath his fingers; a sensation that made his body grow hot.

MC didn’t break eye contact as she smiled up at him; feeling his grip getting tighter.

“Well?” She spoke quietly.

“Get on the bed.”

[polyamzeal]

Went to a Non-Monogamous Speed Dating event tonight!

The people that run it even run 2 types of non-monogamous speed dating events. One to meet individuals and one to meet couples. I actually went to the couples one by myself to reverse unicorn hunt 😁

I had a ton of fun! I am not really sure if I will end up dating anyone from it yet. But honestly I am just so happy that something like this exists. When I first heard of polyamory I don't think I would have even been able to fantasize about something like this existing! We have come so far and it is amazing! I am really grateful to the organizers and community for these kind of events.

Plus I at least met a lot of people to play Magic The Gathering with.

[onepiecethingsilike]

Jinbei’s first time witnessing Luffy and Zoro’s combined brain cell being being passed off like a rally baton and getting lost somewhere along the way

[girldriveroscar]

one day… One Day…

[darkcreamz95]

🎶The Bard of Ljubljana

Happy Birthday Mr. Worldwide~

[ Bojan || Kris || Jan ]