#dbh textpost

[trinastortoise]

Saw the textpost. Instantly thought of these two at the start of the show.

[bunshr00m]

[enkisstories]

I know the canon explanation as to why Kara doesn't realize that Alice is an android despite having seen that magazine cover is that she doesn't want to face the truth.

But hear me out: Facial recognition impaired Kara.

I can't tell faces apart easily myself. It takes focus, so I never made the connection between Alice and the magazine girl with the totally different hairstyle and wearing different clothes.

This headcanon can also be used for Connor when he claims that he doesn't remember Officer Wilson. Of course Connor remembers that he saved a cop. Like with pigeons, there are subtle differences between cops, only those don't jump into the face. All Connor can be certain of is that this man is neither Gavin nor Hank and he may have a vague idea that it's not Tina either (okay, that last one was hyperbole, but you get the gist).

If Kara and/or Connor take the time to properly scan their conversation partner, they can recognize them. But not on first sight.

[runawrites-blog]

Tongue (Connor x Reader)

Summary: Connor reminds you how good he is with his tongue. (Female Reader) Warnings: SMUT (MDNI). Explicit Sexual Content. Oral (Female Receiving). Sort of Sub! Connor. Established Relationship. Connor has a Praise Kink. No Y/N. Petnames (Love). Word Count: 1,126

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“I love you.”

You smiled at Connor’s words, chest heaving as you watched him turn toward you on the bed and lean up to kiss you softly. There was still a soft whirring sound coming from within him which he’d once explained to you being his internal fans coming on to cool him down and it never failed to make you feel a little proud of yourself when this happened after you two slept with each other. When Connor separated you gave him a soft smile, pulling him closer to look him in the eyes as he rested a hand on your chest.

“I love you, too.”

“Do you need anything or can we cuddle?”

Connor loved physical affection and he was terribly fond of having you close after sleeping with you. It never failed to make you smile, finding his affectionate nature terribly sweet. But nonetheless, you shook your head softly.

“We can cuddle in a few minutes. I’d like to clean up first.”

Connor’s eyes drifted down your body and the hand still on your chest traveled down your body toward your core. His mouth fell open, a small gasp escaping him when his synthetic skin came into contact with his artificial semen, still leaking out of you. “I did make quite a mess, didn’t I?”

“You did but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like it.”

“Allow me to clean it up.”

Your breath caught in your throat at the sultry tone of his voice, his eyes still locked on yours as he moved his body down toward your core. “Are you sure?”

“I have quite the talented tongue.”

“That is true.”

“And you know I love this.”

That was also true because Connor loved eating you out, loved the feeling of your thighs around him, the sensation of being on his knees for you and the pleasure he could draw from you with his tongue. And as soon as you’d given him a nod of consent he dove right in, his tongue running up your fold, licking off his artificial spent from your skin. Every now and again his tongue would lightly brush your clit, making you gasp out, but all too soon that pressure was gone.

“Connor, please, please stop teasing.”

“Teasing?” He whispered face inched from your wet core, the heat of his breath sending shivers down your spine. “I’m not teasing you. I’m cleaning up the mess I made.”

His words were a stark contrast with the teasing tone of them and when he went back to eating you out, his tongue was far from where you wanted it to be. Your legs clamped shut around his head as you let out a frustrated whine, breath coming in short pants at his teasing. And thankfully, that seemed to have convinced him because his eyes locked with yours before he moved his mouth higher, lips finally encircling your clit fully. The moan you let out as he began gently suckling the nub of nerves made his eyes flutter shut.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you.” You breathed out, grabbing his hair and pulling his face deeper into your folds, eliciting a moan from him that sent vibrations through your core. “Connor, you’re so-- so good at this. You’re so good!”

If Connor loved one thing more than giving you pleasure, it was hearing your praise for it. Whenever you praised him, no matter what it was about, it was sure to get a blue blush to spread across Connor’s cheeks and when it was in an intimate moment such as this that flush would spread all the way down to his chest. And as you peered down you saw that this was the point as Connor’s freckled chest was covered in a soft blue flush.

“So good, Con. You’re always so good.”

Another moan sending vibrations up your spine almost sent you over the edge and your fingers tightened in Connor’s hair as your chest arched off the bed in pleasure. Soft pleas fell from your lips as Connor suckled and licked at your clit. By the way his LED flickered yellow as he ate you out you knew he was carefully choosing how much pressure to apply to give you the maximum amount of pleasure he could elicit from you without hurting you.

“I’m so-- so close, Con. Please, please just keep going and-- Oh, you’re so good at this! You eat my pussy so-- so well, like you were made for it.”

It was his obscene moan at your words, combined with the vibrations that it sent through the oversensitive nerves he’d been lapping at that sent you over the edge and you arched off the bed as you came. Your legs tightened around Connor’s head, eliciting another moan from him as your fingers tightened in his hair. Wave after wave of pleasure crashed through your body and Connor kept up the movements of his tongue, dutifully eating you out until your orgasm had passed. Only then did he slowly withdraw from you, gazing up at you with a dazed expression, his eyes half-lidded and a small smile on his lips.

Gently, you reached down to cup his cheek with your hand, running a thumb over his cheekbones as you both caught your breath. Swallowing thickly, Connor slowly crawled up the bed until he was next to you again where he let himself flop down, his head on your shoulder as he took a few deep breaths. Always delighted to feel his weight on top of your body, you pulled him closer to which he gave you a big smile.

“I love you so much, Con.”

“I love you, too.” He whispered back, pressing a gentle kiss to your chest. “Are you alright?”

“I’m amazing.” You smiled down at him before running a hand down his side. “How are you feeling?”

“I’m great, Love.”

“I’m glad.” You smiled softly, carding your fingers through his hair. “For now, I’d like to cuddle with you but we really need a shower or a bath later on.”

Connor glanced down at your bodies and nodded once. “I think you’re right. I can draw you a bath whenever you want.”

“In a bit.” You closed your eyes, pulling him a little closer as you two snuggled up on the bed. “I’d like to stay like this for a bit.”

“Then we will.”

“You really are good with your tongue.”

“It’s amusing that it was originally designed to analyse samples.” Connor mused before he looked up at you, a teasing smirk on his lips. “Now that I think of it, if you’d like me to analyse the PH balance of your--”

“Connor!”

“I’m joking.”

“I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

Markus really be going through it

[cnsrs]

why is there so much tension

[salientseraph]

Got my brain xray back today dawg wtf is this💀💀

[frost-faerie]

do you guys remember when connor impersonated markus to trick the blind android? yeah

[javert]

it's weird to me that in the past few years we have not seen an interesting Robot Book come out. maybe eye am the only one who can write a good book about the future of the world we live in <- egoist

[clopinasworld]

I already had this screen laying around from goofin around with the free camera so here they are! They really are so cute. I don't know if they are a couple but I like to imagine them at least as friends.

Curiously, despite it being one of the most common tropes in android media overall, dbh doesn't feature ANY canon romance between human and android (I'm talking about the actual game, not cut material) which is honestly kind of amusing, like, we never even hear mentions of such thing existing (there are examples of npcs complaining about people lusting for androids, but it's not the same thing), and on the contrary, dbh features a couple of android/android romances which is much less common thing to come across in android fiction.

Just an observation.

[plxnovak]

DBH Characters as Textposts (Part 15)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14

[moldsporr]

Playing dbh with Spencer

Another instance of neurodivergence in robots is when Idabashi accidentally coded his autism into Kiibo,

[runawrites-blog]

Undercover Masterlist (Connor x Reader)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

AO3 Links

[salientseraph]

So funny bc three sentences in I thought this was someone new to eleven and the ponds pregnancy arc and then suddenly I was struck by an entirely different fandom with a beautiful woman and an autistic coded male character

Anyway CONGRATS AMELIA🩷🩷🩷🩷

Amelia gave birth and I HAVE SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT IT ON MY FEED??? CONGRATS AMELIA??? LOVE AND HAPPINESS UPON YOUR FAMILY??? MAY LITTLE DECHART GROW BIG AND STRONG???

[mywiresarehungry]

The organization of these textposts are pissing me the hell off but I am determined to win the idgar war. These are too fun to make. More to come, yes, many more... I am like an overcompensating mother bird, regurgitating my radioactive DBH slop into any salivating cavity eager enough to consume it. At any given opportunity, I am happy to indulge gluttony.

[iwonderwh0]

I wish it was possible to filter out all dbh takes, textposts and fandom posts but keep some of the fan-art because I really want to stop interacting with this fandom all together but at the same time still love seeing some of the artists on my dash, too much to filter their works too. Like, unfortunately there's no option to say 'filter everything tagged "dbh" except for when it's from one of those couple of blogs'.