#delphinejenkins

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A bumper crop of Freshmen.

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"You can tell mama I'm eating just fine, Delphi. What kinda idiot eats spoiled food. We've got a fridge."

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"Ooof."

"Woof."

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"Archie, scoot over just a tiny bit."

"Cheese!"

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"Peach! Peaches!"

"Good girl!"

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"I'd considered asking your brother, but I know he had a crush on Malia, and I obviously don't want my cousin's leavings-"

"Well, then, you should just go stag!"

"Really?"

"Oh, sure. I mean, Archie's all right, but I bet you'll have sims lining up to dance with you if you show up without a date."

"A solo entrance does mean I get all the glory and attention to myself, when the crowd parts to let me through after I say the code word, and I didn't see anyone else programming the whole school to treat them like royalty by getting everyone hooked on a new cellphone game loaded with the subliminal suggestion-"

"Run that one by me again?"

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"I told you I'd back off if you really thought you had more chemistry with her than me-"

"Nah."

"Nah?"

"Clem likes me a lot, too! I think I can take you in a fair fight. Mostly 'cuz you're leaving for college soon."

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"These scholarship forms are just so dang repetitive, mama. Is it too late for me to just sign up for clown school?"

"Delphie, I'd support that as your mom, but as your teacher I would throw you off the roof."

"Beth! Maybe we should just throw off the forms. Honey, if you think applications are bad, you should see what it takes to run a hospital. I once has to fill out three whole sheets of paper just to get new bedpans."

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"Ugh, why is it so bright when you change?"

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"Hey there, Clementine! I hope you're ready to give me your best smile!"

"Lemme just. Phew. Let me catch my breath. You're really strong."

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"Archie, turn around! I wanna get you and Molly in the shot!"

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"You sure you don't want a graduation party, honey?"

"Most of me friends are at college already, Mama."

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"This soup's so good, Mama! Right, Archie?"

"Huh? Yeah. S'good."

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"Peach!"

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"Sorry about getting you right in the face, Clem."