#despite being a shitpost

[ph0enixxie]

Day 4 - Path of Uncertainty

In honor of me getting Mydei, and then subsequently suffering in the domain for relics for about over an hour (and getting nothing of use), please take this offering of low-effort shitpost.

[magnificentsapcaddy]

AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleepytimesallday]

Fellas, is it gay to still find your ex attractive while he’s trying to train your student?

I kinda gave up at the end, sorry lol. A few things could be better, but it’s good enough as is I’ve decided

(I used Vi as a small reference for the pose because she had the pose I was looking for)

I just realized I forgot to add blood to Wukong’s bandages 💀😭. He got a little roughed up from a fight. I’ll just say he recently changed his bandages LMFAO

[starlitvega]

late night shitposting

based off of a TikTok which I will link below ^^

[jincheeto]

Am I doing this right

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

on a scale of one to spontaneous combustion, how pissed off would you be if your rightful property was

Stolen

Stolen

Claimed by another

Stolen

Stolen

Passed down as an heirloom

Wilfully kept from you

Passed down as an heirloom

Wilfully kept from you

Actively removed from your vicinity

Used as collateral in an underrepresented diplomatic negotiation

Sent to space.

[slayerdurge]

Durgetash Resurrection AU

"Is that...? That's my body. I remember now. The Morphic Pool. The Elder Brain, it... I was dead. What did you do?" "I made a deal... with Lord Bane."

[existennialmemes]

If you're visiting family for Easter, and they won't respect your gender, remind them that Jesus's chromosomes are canonically XX, as he inherited all of his human DNA from Mary.

Unless of course they think that Mary was actually a child-bearing XY cis woman, which is also a delightful and realistic possibility. So either Jesus is Trans or Mary is Intersex.

Or it could also be both!

Happy Easter Day of Trans Visibility!

Further reading on that if you're interested:

[soren-apologist]

jealous soren is such a funny trope for me because as much as he’d dislike it when other people are interested in ike, it’d simultaneously be borderline inconceivable for someone to not be into him

him acting especially prickly and cold to someone he believes is into ike only to be beyond confused and think they’re flat-out lying when they say they aren’t interested because what do you mean you don’t want the radiant hero??? the two-time savior of crimea who killed god and brought the entire continent together by sheer virtue of his genuine kindness and earnestness??? the guy who goes out of his way to literally rescue princesses and orphans??? a beefy gentle giant who’ll let you cry into his tits and hold you in his big strong arms when you’re sad??? insane. never talk to me or my amazing hot selfless brave kind commander ever again.

[therabbitthatpostthings]

I haven’t watch Dungeon Meshi but this is what I’ve gathered about ships:

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

this is the beta kids. to me. (except june and dave would have Not figured it out yet).

[c1emtyne]

Shadow of Ronin Scenes Out of Context

(100% real and unedited)

[cw-drixon]

Woah there kiddo, that's a lot of drinkity! You sure you can handle it?

[zeeph-containment-zone]

okay but why they out here dressing the same but in different colors though

[akari-of-moonlight]

all the tetro characters but it’s just the second 2 letters of their names so hama isn’t alone

WHEEZING OKAY LET’S DO THIS

so ik (why can I still tell who this is supposed to be)

ar ei (HARADA KEIZOU IS AREI NAGEISHI DRDT CONFIRMED)

hi ir (my brain is reading Hiroaki. the [makeover] friendship went too far I think)

am az (he still has his classic z I guess??)

ay ai (I’M WHEEZING)

ad as (wada’s always goes wrong)

as it (you know it’s not the same (s)as(aki) (h)it(omi) was) (<- that was funnier in my head)

ji ak (GIVE THIS MAN HIS LETTERS BACK)

ka an (OKAZAKI = DR KAN REAL????)

am an (he’s doing Great now Actually)

su an (WHO IS THIS ANYMORE)

ir ak (giggling to myself)

am ui (how is Tamba’s always funny)

as en (I still can’t get over en being such a cool name)

at is (AT IS I’M CRYING)

an hi (WE’VE STRIPPED AWAY HIS CORE PERSONALITY TRAITS. HIS HAIR IS BLACK AND HE WEARS A T-SHIRT NOW I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.)

[syn4k]

not gonna tag sloy in this cos i'm not sure if he'd be fine with that especially considering this has a Bad Word in it but yeah. recap team fanart because i feel like this is just going to be the collective mood over the next few weeks as the docm vs poultry man saga plays out. love the work y'all do, godspeed

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