#ding dong u are wrong

[apostatefeverdream]

fun fact abt me is if i think about solas being canonically straight for too long my brain takes a fucking screenshot because ew no wrong what the ever loving fuck???

[gordonsicedcoffee]

SCOTT PATTERSON as PETER STRAHM SAW V (2008) dir. David Hackl

[radiaking]

cooper howard 🤝 wynonna earp this person is entirely too nice and kind and idk why they would want me but boy do i love them w/all my heart

[lostryu]

hey homie i think ur having a stroke

anyway gold star lesbianism is a false concept of purity when it comes to lesbians and their past relationships w men. lesbians are not lesser if they were in relationships with men while they were closeted, going through compulsory heterosexuality, or in a situation where a beard was necessary. As a lesbian who went thru comphet and has been in a relationship w a man before i was out, i assure you there is no difference between a normal ass lesbian and what u perceive to be. a 'gold star'.

if u identify as a 'gold star lesbian' ur status is fake, u have a superiority complex, and ur support of lesbians is also fake!

[lcvclywon]

in sickness and in health

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synopsis After a long fight with Jay you find yourself giving him the silent treatment. Leaving you curled up alone sick in your room, with your only comfort being the instant tteokbokki you had microwaved for yourself earlier. However it seems Jay knew where to be and what to say at exactly the right times.

warnings: mentions of food, mentions of sickness, mentions of kissing, pet names (honey), slight angst, I made YN as the 6th member of lesserafim so that the whole same building thing made sense so...js roll with it pls 😁, also not proof read!, slight fighting

genre ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ hurt to comfort

pairings: idol!jay x idol!reader, established relationship

wc ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ around 1.14k

thoughts frm yuya 💭 i know i said i was gonna go on a hiatus but i needed a serotonin boost from writing after doing a horrendous maths paper.... so semi hiatus i guess ^^ anywaysss this drabble has been rotting in the back of my mind for a while soo here u are, i'm a huge huge HUGE sucker for hurt to comfort tropes so >,<

A week. It had been a week since you and Jay had a massive argument causing the two of you to give each other the silent treatment for god knows how long. However, as if the world was out to get you, the next morning after the fight you had been plagued with a sickness that you couldn’t quite pin down, all you knew was it left you bedridden until Friday. 

Due to said sickness, you obviously couldn’t join your group for schedules and barely entered the building for dance practice. You hoped Jay would at least notice your absence, send a message asking where you were or something. But to your dismay, radio silence.

“Who cares about some stupid guy anyways…” Grumbling under your breath you reached for your chopsticks to skewer another rice cake from your measly plate of instant tteokbokki and shovel it down your throat. Maybe excessive spice you couldn’t handle and soft pillowy rice cakes could solve all your problems. 

Ding dong! Weird, you didn’t think the members would be back this early? 

Begrudgingly ripping the covers off and placing your bowl back on your table, you went to the door. Hair still an oily mess from not showering properly and clothes stuck to your body from sweat, you clearly weren’t in pristine condition to be meeting anyone. Please don’t be a delivery man, please don’t be a delivery man.

However, after opening the door, you found yourself standing in front of the one person you’d been longing for the whole week. Park Jongseong. Your gaze softened slightly and a small smile crept onto your lips, but then you remembered that you were still mad at him. Fighting the urge to embrace him and cry out for his name, you plastered on a stoic expression of indifference. 

“What are you doing here.” 

“Chaewon told me you were sick,” he said before entering into your dorm, not bothering to wait for you to let him in.

Making his way over to the kitchen he placed a white takeaway bag onto the counter before emptying its contents onto the table: a warm bowl of your favourite porridge and a cup of tea from your favourite cafe. 

“What’s this?” positioning yourself in front of Jay, you scanned the table to see the numerous small boxes of side dishes sprawled across. 

“Porridge, it’s good for you when you’re sick.” he replied before shooting his head over to the remnants of your tteokbokki “Honey why are you eating tteokbokki, you’re sick you shouldn’t be eating instant food.” he scolded before reaching over throw your lukewarm leftovers in the trash.

“It’s not that bad…” you mumbled whilst picking at the side dishes “And why do you suddenly care, thought you weren’t talking to me” Scoffing you shot him a dirty glare. 

“Correction, you weren’t talking to me; I thought you needed some space, as you usually do after a fight.” well he wasn’t wrong, you did express to him that after arguments you wanted some time to cool down by yourself, “and also, I’m not ‘suddenly’ just caring YN. Who do you think Yunjin got all those drinks, medicines, and snacks from.” 

Oh… so she didn’t buy them herself. Your gaze reached his eyes as you felt your heart soften slightly, “Okay, well you could’ve sent me a text or something. You could’ve come here and given it to me yourself, why today out of all days do you decide to come huh?” meeting your glossy eyes, Jay could tell how hurt you were over his actions. He couldn’t deny that it pained him to see you this upset. 

“Okay look, I’m sorry. I wanted to come over, but Sakura said whatever you caught was contagious and that you isolated yourself to make sure you got nobody else sick. As I mentioned earlier, you told me you liked to have time to cool down after fighting, but it was stupid of me not to even try to text you. Today it all just-” Jay stopped his rambling, catching his breath before sighing out, “I just really missed you YN” 

That was all the confirmation you needed to run into his arms and hug him so tight he didn’t even think about leaving again. Jay was quick to reciprocate, arms wrapping around you to engulf you into his warm embrace, head buried into the crook of your neck whispering sweet nothings. 

Breaking away from the embrace and tilting your head up you were graced with a warm and familiar smile painted across Jay’s face; a smile you so badly missed the entire week. 

“Don’t ever do that again.” you said with a pout 

“Promise I won't honey,” his hands reached to cup your face before adding, “Only if you promise to stop eating that stuff when you’re sick.” 

“Hey, it’s yummy! I can’t help it that I can’t cook soup or anything, tteokbokki has never failed me.” 

“Guess I’ll have to keep bringing you food then.” he replied with a smirk

“Well, I could use a personal delivery man.” giggling you reached up to mirror his actions, cupping his face with your warm hands. 

“Oh really, would a delivery man do this?” and with that he pressed a playful peck onto your lips; soft and gentle, something you missed dearly. 

“Jay!” you exclaimed, “You can’t do that, you’ll get sick!” 

“So. What.” he said between pecks, peppering your face with kisses as you giggled and placed your hands on his chest to try and push him away. Pulling away he looked into your eyes with a warm and gentle gaze, smiling softly before leaning in to give you a proper kiss. Feeling the worry of your sickness transferring to him vanish, you melted into the kiss whilst wrapping your arms around his neck. In response, his hand found its way to the small of your back while the other reached up to cup the back of your neck. It always astonished you how easily he could pull you into his orbit, almost made you forget about the soreness of your body and the fever plaguing you. 

Retreating back he giggled at your pouting face. “I’d love to continue, but I wouldn’t want the food I bought you to get cold” intertwining your fingers with his, he led you over to a chair before sitting you down. “Let’s eat okay?” he muttered before taking his spot right next to yours, hand still intertwined with your fingers. His other hand however reached over to spoon you some porridge, moving the utensil closer to your mouth. 

You happily bent forward to enjoy the bite he crafted for you, an all too familiar sensation bubbling up within you—a warmth you could only describe as, home. Jay felt like home. And you hoped he would for the rest of your lives.

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[hearts-4-vicky]

g!p julie fics are seriously understocked rn it's a crime

made me bussanut ‼️‼️‼️

warnings: G!p Julie, 5th member reader, reader snuck in cuz she on hiatus😭, fan sign, edging…, semi public sex?, secret blowjob, natty is stupid, u slap her balls like once🎀 kinda short, i think thats it…

um not proofread again…

Everyone at the fan sign knew something had to be wrong with the Julie. To stuttering, gasping, and having her eyebrows furrowed nearly the whole time, people started to get worried. many speculated she missed you, since you were set to be on a hiatus for at least a month due to being accused of being a porn star being debut, (cut me some slack man… idk what to write😭) little did they know you were under the table, stroking Julie’s fat cock.

placing tender kisses along her length and on her tip, never taking her fully in your mouth. Julie had been on edge ever since she sat down, wondering when you would start a proper blowjob. your fingertips teased her tip while you were as the fans started to line up, Julie felt warmth around her tip, making her let out a soft whimper. you wrapped your fingers around the base of her cock, before taking more of it in your mouth little by little. head bobbing on her dick as you take her in your throat. your tongue swiping on the underside of her cock made her let out a low grunt, gaining the attention of the fan in front of her.

“um… are you okay?” the girl asked, before pushing the opened album in front of her

gulping, she answers while trying not to moan out loud “ghk- yeah! how are you though?”

“well-“ Julie had completely zoned out, focusing on trying not to start whimpering in the middle of the fan sign

timeskip… idk what to put man😔

Julie’s facade had started to break as the fansign came to a halt, breathing heavily as showed her no mercy. every time you felt she was gonna cum, you stopped your actions. waiting for the urge to go away before going right back to deep throating her throbbing cock.

As the members were resting, Julie was still trying to be as quiet as she can with her the overwhelming head she was receiving.

“Do you have a ding dong?” Natty whispered to her, breaking the girl from the trance she was in

“H-huh?” Julie gasped out, feeling you play with her heavy balls. your tongue swirling on her tip. Natty continued to speak

“Y’know.. like a… cum gun? pew pew?” Natty started to lean in closer, voice lowered in order to not disturb the other girls. “Or a joystick? whatever you call it!” she trailed off, before noticing the slight sweat around Julie’s neck. “mmfh- fuck..” you took her all in your throat now, pausing for a second before bobbing your head up and down “wha-“ “shhh… yeah I do h-hAVE! one.. oh shit…” Natty looked at her wide eyed as the girl now had her head thrown back. “The fuck?” she questioned the older girl. Before she could respond, Julie felt you bob your head faster, feeling her tip ram into the back of your throat. She brought her hands to her face as to cover her flushed cheeks and to quiet her moans😵‍💫 her cock was throbbing once again as you suckle on her mushroom tip, she prayed you would let her cum deep in your throat. Natty walked away not wanting to deal with whatever was helping with the leader. Julie felt the same knot in her stomach, nearly crying out as she thrusted hard into your awaiting throat for the first time of the night. she painted your insides white with her thick load, making you gag but not rejecting it whatsoever. she leaned back in her chair, riding out her orgasm as she breathed heavily.

“Get up! we’re gonna perform!” Belle called out to Juile. still recovering from her orgasm she panted out a response “huh? i t-thought we would get a little practice before that..” her mind foggy, only thinking about how she would pound your pretty little cunt after this. you giggle at your girlfriend’s cuteness before coughing loudly. hearing this, Belle stepped closer to find the source of the noise.

“what the f-“ Belle lifted the cloth on the table, revealing your topless figure

“oh!- um hi! miss me?”

“how are you here? why is there white on yo- EWW NASTY!”

“nuh uh! not nasty… my babygirl tastes good..”

“yeah whatever.. unnie put your dick away”

hi my loves 🎀 IM LOCKING IN FIX MY ACC RNNNNN n other shit um💪💪💪🤫🧏 wish me luck yall…

Anyway Love you guys and stay safe❤️❤️

-Vicky 💋

[reeniecon]

- YOU'RE A GIRL? ! ? -

Leona kingscholar, Ruggie bucchi, jack howl

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😡‼️ : fem reader, some grammar error, some of this r rlly cringe.. Just uhm yeah

My other fanfic || part 1 ( heartslabyul)

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Leona kingscholar

It was a wonderful bright day you ruggie Leona and the others are playing magical shift, What can go wrong?

.

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BAM!!!

You felt something hard hit the side of your head, so dizzy you thought to yourself... And you feel and fell the world had turn into darkness.

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"GAHHH!! Leona-shi?1? 1? WHY DID U? [name] !!! ... God " Ruggie says on disbelief and Leona eventually follow up " Wha- did he just daydream there? Oh god this guy.... " Oh don't get him wrong he rlly felt sorry for accidentally hitting you in the head, he even carry you to the inframary to get treated!! How responsible!!

You finally woke up, scanning the room that you're in and you realize that you're in the inframary... A sharp pain in your head tells you what happened instantly, you sigh to yourself swaying your head in a help to search your phone and Surpriseingly seeing.....

Leona?

.... Sleeping beside you??!? And what are those food water and huh... Did he treat me... What huh WHAT HAPPEN HERE????

" Ah.... Herbivore you finnaly get up, what take u so long? Here let me help you drink some water "

Ruggie bucchi

Ding!~~ dong! ~ ding! ~ dong! ~

'ahhh it's finnaly lunch break' you thought to yourself after getting fucked up at train sudden pop quiz today, I mean what did I know about history of this world that I just lived in approximately 4-5 month ago...... And than u remember that you're supposed to be meeting ruggy at this time!! He says that he knows about the trick to buy a cheap meal from NRC cafeteria so you just get along with it.... Crowly are kinda.... You know.

" [Name]!! " hyena boy says, try to get your attention, while running.... Fast

" Ruggi-" He pulls your your hand and told you to run too because they might not have a chance to get the cheap yummy lunch!! You stumble a bit but manage to stabilize yourself in a minute.

" UWAGH!! WE'RE SO LATE!!! CMON [NAME] FOLLOW MY LEAD OKAY??? " he yells while grabbing your hand trying to get into the front of the zombie like crowd.

" ..... I cannot breath, damn are the cafetaria usually this crowded??? "

" no... It's just for this secti-" He seems kinda starteled.....

" RUGGIE?? What happen did we miss it??? "

" NONONONONOO, ITS STILL THERE DW, yo-you go outside I'll grab the lunch for two of us..... "

" Huh? But there is a limit, right?? How can u buy two?? "

" I'LL MANAGE, don't worry... "

After that you thank him and proceeds to search for a clean air outside, ah... I felt so relieved why did ruggie suddenly changes like that.. You thought to yourself.

Jack howl

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You, grim, ace and deuce are in the way to get into the next class. Suddenly...

" YUU!! " POW!!

you felt someone hit you in the back of your neck, instantly you groan in pain it caused

" It's been a wh- " Jack say excitedly but was suddenly cut by grim

" DUDE?! Can u be more considerate?? Go more slower? How can you hit a wom-" He say instinctively without any thought you guys are supposedly making this a secret!! It might causes u some harm if the whole schools knows this fact right....

" .... ah [name] I'm sorry... " Grim say softly, while Jack just stunned in there.... Woman? [Name] is a woman??? Are you serious??? I just hit a wom-

" .... I'm so sorry I don't know, sorry [name]"

" Don't worry much about it jack, I'm not hurting at all they're just being overly dramatic about it... "

After that Jack started to 23447x stand up for you if someone try to tease / bully you in every way... Well he kinda got that protective older brother vibe right? Wdyt?

A/N : I didn't expect the first part going to be having tht much of positive clickyclicky tbh sooo here's a part 2 mybe I'll remake all of the dorms idk, sorry irl problem are just too hard to handle while managing this blog...

THE LINK TO THE ORIGINAL (this is mine too btw.. I just don't have the access to the blog anymore tho-)

[skxrbrand]

" Anger," Kha'xanzyr starts. His stare is cold. His tone implies the other is incorrect and he, so magnanimously, is going to correct them, " is felt towards equals. Resentment towards superiors. And contempt for those not worth the dirt on the bottom of your hooves."

"Anger is akin to an unyielding storm, blindly willing to destroy all in its path. Resentment, on the other hand, is a festering wound, a deep cut inflicted by a challenger who lessened your station. Contempt, however, is a cold, calculating disdain that deems others beneath your infernal might. Each serves as a driver under wrath's banner, yet they all possess a distinct taste and can serve you well."

[itssmean]

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 (𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒂) 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓

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SYNOPSIS new upcoming app called ‘love alarm’ will be launched ! but it need to be tested before the official launching date, so what ifs the well known enemies— lee chanyoung and park y/n are the one that gonna be the app beta users? does the love between them gonna ring?

anton x fem reader

genre(s) + warning(s) : love alarm inspo, soulmate! au (not be centred in the first half of the story), fluff, cracks, MANY SWEARINGS, angst (if u squint?), grammatical error! , i’m trying to be funny

idols featuring ; all riize members, itzy yuna, enhypen sunoo and jungwon, newjeans hanni, AND MANY MORE CAMEOS (they across the kwangya where most of hybe,sm,jyp and also yg idols included)

status ; completed!

starts ; 26 feb 2024

ends ; 31 march 2024

taglist ; closed

note | it’s been a while since last i’ve written smau and being inactive (except for reblogging some posts) hope u guys enjoy it!

remain unhinged ☝🏻‼️ / mothers 💋🔥

track 01 ; i’ll bring all the drama

track 02 ; love alarm?

track 03 ; chemistry (failed!)

track 04 ; 119 emergency 🚨

track 05 ; soundtrack 5

track 06 ; (alpha) beta

track 07 ; we’re going to shopping 🤑

track 08 ; whatchu sayin’

track 09 ; mission (im)possible

track 10 ; ring ding dong (written)

track 11 ; in the bushes (written)

track 12 ; who’s anton rival?

track 13 ; it seems personal!

track 14 ; woof woof…

track 15 ; fight back!

track 16 ; my babies

track 17 ; which bugs??

track 18 ; does the plan goes well? (written)

track 19 ; the squads’ pov!

track 20 ; moment of truth

track 21 ; pay me!

track 22 ; the ringing goes wrong

track 23 ; the best testimony!

the end.

[flufallo]

Um.... I found a random quote generator

Cat king: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Charles: Actually, Edwin is my favourite.

Cat king: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

Edwin: Do you have a self-care routine?

Jenny: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Charles : Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Niko: Ooh, yes please!

Jenny, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Charles: It's not a bug though...

Jenny: ...

Niko: ...

Jenny: Well I still don't want to see.

Niko, realizing: Please don't throw-

Charles : Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

Monty: Edwin keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use.

Monty: So I renamed ours to "Edwin, use this one" to help them out a little.

Charles: How would you like your coffee?

Crystal : As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Charles, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Cat king: Fuck you.

Esther : No u.

Cat king: I'm down.

Esther : You're like 2, what the fuck-

Cat king: I AM NOT 2!

Cat king: Monty is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.

Charles: Yes.

Crystal : You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Monty: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Charles: What truce?

Cat king: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Esther : Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

Squad reactions to being called straight:

Jenny: The fuck, no I'm not.

Edwin : Excuse the hell out of you?

Cat king: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Charles: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Niko: Rude.

Esther : *punches the person*

Cat king: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Esther : At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Cat king: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Esther : Somehow that's worse

Jenny: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

Monty: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Edwin: A stab wound.

Jenny: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Monty: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Niko: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Crystal : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Niko: I just want someone to take me out.

Crystal : On a date?

Cat king: With a sniper gun?

Esther : Both if you're not a coward.

Esther : OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Monty: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

Cat king: Is this mistletoe?

Edwin: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Cat king: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Edwin: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Charles: You know what’s funny about Edwin? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

Charles: I’ve only had Edwin for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Cop: What are your names?

Esther: Don't tell them, Cat king.

Cop, writing: Cat king...

Esther: Crap.

Cat king: Nice going, Esther.

Cop:

Cat king: Uh oh.

Monty: I’m taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn’t look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables.

Charles: Is that… bad?

Monty: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future.

Charles: Isn’t that just causality?

Monty: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.

Charles: So what are my odds?

Monty: Do you have a family history?

Charles: Of what?

Monty: Just, in general.

Charles: …Yes?

Monty: Oh no.

Niko, texting Edwin : *sends a voice message*

Edwin , texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Niko: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Edwin : *presses play*

Niko's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Monty: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Esther , used to Monty being dumb: Sure...

Monty: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Esther : Okay?

Monty: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Esther :

Monty: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Esther : Jesus, that one is a little-

Jenny, interested: No, no, Monty, keep going.

Crystal : But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!

Edwin: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Edwin” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’.

Crystal : Come on, Edwin.

Edwin: *glares*

Crystal : Come on, Hey you.”

Crystal : That shirt looks great, Charles.

Charles: Thanks.

Crystal : But I bet it would look even better on Edwin's floor.

Edwin: Are you hitting on Charles... for me?

Cat king: What do we think of Monty?

*pause*

Charles: *sighs* Nice pal.

Crystal : I think they're gay.

Esther : What am I supposed to do?

Monty: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.

Esther : I’m an atheist.

Monty: Then just get ready to die I guess

*playing twister*

Crystal : Right hand red.

Charles: *ends up on top of Edwin *

Edwin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Crystal : I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice

Cat king: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Edwin: We're chopsticks!

Cat king: Well... that's cute!

Cat king: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Charles: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Monty: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Edwin: Sure!

Edwin: Whats your favorite color?

Monty, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Edwin: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows

Cat king, to Esther : All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

Cat king: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

The Squad:

Cat king: No you’re not, Cat king! We still love you, Cat king!

Esther : This should be illegal!

Jenny: It is.

Jenny: What scares you guys the most?

Charles: Werewolves!

Niko: Sharks.

Edwin: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Monty:

Monty: Edwin.

Charles: What do you think Cat king will do for a distraction?

Edwin: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Edwin: ...or they could do that.

Charles: Pfft, you should meet Niko, they're such a tsundere.

Monty: They... they just stabbed you.

Charles: So cute.

Cat king: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Niko: But we lost Esther .

Cat king: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

*Cat king falls over*

Monty: Cat king! Are you alright?

Cat king: Is that you, God?

Monty: What?

Cat king: It's just, you sound a lot more like Monty than I expected.

[ruminate223]

Edit: The only playlists I've listened to fully are Milo's, Gavin's, some of Sam's, and Caelum's. So idk if some of these are cannon or not.

REDACTED HEADCANNONS

SHAW PACK EDITION

Milo Greer:

- I was convinced for the longest that he was Italian. So yknow what? Italian heritage. Boom.

- His ma taught him right, and I swear they both got OCD. If a dish isn't in the right spot, there's no telling how long the rant is gonna be- WHILE they fix said issue. (Example of this: Nylon socks.)

- I can see the couch being a comfort spot for Sweetheart & Milo- so here's a scenario:

Laying on the couch, watch something on the TV, Aggro laying by you two, candles lit, lights out, and cuddles. The house is warm- not too hot but not too cold. It's night already. And yall can continue this if u want in the comments.

- Date nights are kinda different with Milo. Like he doesn't stick to just one. He'd go on picnics, he'd stay in and watch movies, he'd go to arcades, he'd take Sweetheart to a nice dinner, ect.

Asher Talbot:

- Asher plays the guitar. Prove me wrong

- You cant tell me he hasnt ding dong ditched David before

- He's the kind of friend who sends friends songs that describe them or their relationship.

- He's wrote a song for Baabe for their anniversary

- Date night: Go to the movies, or the arcade.

David Shaw:

- David is the best- out of all the boys- to grill. They have a barbecue? David is stationed at the grill.

- I think after Inversion, David and Angel would take extra precautions. This means David would get extra security, check up on everyone, ect. Angel would be constantly paranoid for a long time. Both would ease back into their daily lives after abt 3 months of this.

- His preferred date night would probably include a nice dinner and then go home and watch movies

- He's not a fan of swimming.

Sam Collins:

- HE'S A HOZIER FAN

- This man can make tea with his eyes closed and hands tied behind his back. I swear if Tanks was sick or just in the mood for tea, they'd be in for a nice surprise. Even tho hes a vamp, he's amazing at making any kind of food or drink- but he specializes in drinks.

- Him and Tanks take to the more minimal kind if dates. Specifically like watching the stars, or going out for walks, ect.

- Yes i cannon this man to be country asf, but as a country girl myself, its not all over the top. He's obviously the flannel and cowboy hat type of guy, and hes got the accent, but have yall ever thought of him having being raised up on a ranch?

Before the whole Alexis ordeal, what if he was raised on a rach, had horses and other animals, ect. But when he was turned, what if he just decided to leave his old life behind, since he can't just go home? What if there are some of his attributes he keeps (since Dahlia is in Cali and is in the city) is to keep some of his old life with him?

Boom. Love some angst.

[ebbpettier]

OH MY GOD YES 🤩

Re: tokyo mew mew AU

so I changed the whole thing pretty much BUT.

Her animal is still a forest owlet, but her fruit is mangosteen. I changed things to fit mangosteen (quick drawing of mangosteen depicted on the left; ignore my attempt at a star fruit next to it. I was brainstorming)

Name: Mew Mango (not mangosteen cause that's too long to say :p) (slightly confusing) (I guess the whole thing is fine) (idk) (if anyone feels compelled you can create your own name I'd love to hear one) (I'm not being sarcastic)

Weapon: Da-mango-maru (instrument is a damaru)

Attack: ribbon mangostaan-u storm-o (or smthn)? (unsure on how well storm and the damaru match. but maybe the sound of the drum could be like rain?)

@ebbpettier

apologies that I took a month. I hope you have not perished

not sure where her mew mark would be? maybe on her back (like mint). I'm slightly tempted to have it on her knee/back of her knee lol

it's probably obvious, but none of this is set in stone

redrew this picture of mint:

[doinggreat]

also ding dong your opinion is wrong if u think there’s a better rb on the france nt than jules

[xocasper]

update 3: i dated a guy for THIRTY DAYS a few months ago and recently he snuck into my dorm building and left a dozen roses and a hand written letter outside of my door (he ding dong ditched me). tell me if you guys think this is romantic or just weird. personally... i just wanna know why men continue to make fools of themselves, that's all. not threatened by his 5'7 self and it gave me a good laugh but WOW.

now for context i broke up with him for calling a black guy the hard r (to me, not to the guy) because he flirted with me. like??? absolutely not. someone please do to this guy what they did to camila cabello. ur telling me they have gay conversion camps but not racism ones??

moving on, he spends half of the letter talking about how much he's changed (only detailing his improved emotional availability, which i doubt) while misspelling words that he should DEFINITELY be able to spell. this a grown man. bear that in mind. he used the word remembered three times over the course of three sentences (#anaphora) and spelled it TWO different ways that were both wrong (remembed and rembred. REMBRED.).

and reading the whole letter without context, you may think, "wow, this guy sounds really sweet! unintelligent, but NORMAL, at the very least!" but that's until you reach the P.S. that i literally have to attach because it is so insane that words will not suffice. you need to see this with your eyes.

this is a real, grown man guys. i would not lie to you. he is OLDER THAN ME. i really do love that pair (victoria's secret purest pink except its the one that's total floral mesh and not just floral mesh hemming. important to the story cuz they don't even sell those anymore and i STILL wouldn't go back for them...) but ending ur "heartfelt letter" with THAT??? like bae i didn't even realize they were gone. i was too busy talking to the guy u were calling slurs xx (that last part is true but i ghosted him oopsies)

(disclaimer: i am not talking to anyone anymore and i'm doing just fine #marriedtoworkandschool)

anyway that's my story guys, life is crazy

[feverfangs]

Ding Dong, Anon is Wrong!

You are a delight and I smile every time you come across my dash. Be you and be proud to be you, the world is more wonderful because of your energy and passion <3

awww tysm autumn,, I'm so glad to make u smile ^_^= All y'all's positive words mean a lot,, & I'm definitely relieved to see anon's opinion isn't a popular one lol,, tysm rly <333

[ultimatedetectivequeen]

Kyoko what are you going for as Halloween to get the most candy...especially the 'vanilla' sort~

Lewd topics lie below!

Kyoko Kirigiri wasn't one known to follow most holiday traditions. Key word being most, because when it comes to Halloween, it's actually an entirely different story. But why is this?

The answer isn't too strange. The truth is, she sees Halloween as an opportunity.

An opportunity to dress herself up as skimpy as possible, of course.

Kyoko may sometimes claim otherwise, but she has the same needs that any other girl her age has. The desire to be seen by others... and to get a mouthful of tasty spunk while she's at it~

And what better way to see those desires through, than to go door-to-door as a sexy detective, a lewd police officer, or even as a cliché slutty bunny bitch. The list goes on, and she has done it ALL.

And because of that, she soon grew a bit insecure. Don't get her wrong, she is perfectly aware of her own beauty. The issue is that all the other girls had one advantage over her.

Fictional Characters. Or rather, their knowledge of them.

For instance, Sayaka was going as some sort of Idol-esque girl with long turquoise twintails. Junko was in a sexy red skintight cat-suit. Chiaki was dressed in a... red plumber's outfit? (Even if the outfit confused her a bit, her point still stood due to just how tightly those overalls hugged the gamer girl's heavenly curves.)

The point is, if Kyoko was going to compete for the most eyes, she needed a bit of guidance. So she confided in the first person that came to mind.

—————

"U-Uh, come again?" Makoto wasn't sure if he heard Kyoko correctly.

"You heard me. Which fictional character are you most attracted to?— Oh, my apologies, I should be more clear..." She reached down and firmly grasped the luckster's crotch, eliciting a moan out of the boy.

"... Which character have you thought about doing what I do to you every night?~" Kyoko whispered in his ear in a sultry voice, ensuring that he had practically no choice but to confess.

Once he quickly folded and told her what she wanted to know, she then got real close and asked him to...

...pull up a picture because she quite literally had no clue who he was referring to.

—————

[October 31st]

Makoto sat in his room and stared at the clock, nervously awaiting his girlfriend's arrival. He just couldn't get his mind off of what he had admitted to her the other day.

Ding-Dong!

Makoto shot out of his seat in surprise, before getting a grip and walking to answer the door.

Honestly, he wasn't sure why he was so concerned. Really, what were even the odds that her previous question had anything to do with today?

He closed his eyes, grasped the doorknob, and turned it.

What were the odds that he would open the door and open his eyes to see Kyoko wearing...

"Trick or Treat~"

... an exact replica of Raven's costume from Teen Titans. In other words, an outfit that she looked absolutely RAVISHING in.

Kyoko stood with her hands on her hips and a smug smirk on her face as she watched her boyfriend's eyes travel across her body.

She donned the magical goth girl's purple cloak and wore her hair in a ponytail as she also had the cloak's hood over her head, almost but not quite hiding the single red crystal that she managed to stick to her forehead by one way or another. Under the cloak, her voluptuous body was tightly embraced by a long sleeve black leotard, and her hips hugged by a gold belt with red jewels embedded across it.

"Would you happen to have any vanilla flavored sweets?—Ah, how fortunate— it seems you do~." Kyoko eyed the thick bulge in his pants with hungry eyes as she kicked the door shut behind her and pounced her prey onto the bed.

What transpired next was something that the mystically costumed girl would proceed to do a countless amount of times throughout the night until her stomach was completely full.

And believe her, on this night in particular...

She had a monstrous appetite~