#dizznacker

[vtfmosaic]

Dexiana baby! The real question is, does this strawberry-blonde kiddo have Mama's Vacker-teal eyes, or Daddy's Dizznee-periwinkle blue?

My money's on periwinkle... what's your guess?

[moonlarkandpinetree]

A poll out of curiosity...

I personally use Dexiana, but was kinda curious what others think/which is the most popular cuz there isn't really one decided name, unlike Sokeefe, Fitzphie and Marellinh.

[vibey-ry]

I ship Dizznacker more than anything, and I'll cry if they don't become canon, but Biana gives aroace vibes? Somehow? Like she talks about crushes and stuff but I just get the vibe that she's besties with everyone and nothing more? Like no matter how many times I reread the books I just can't imagine her dating? Like I can but I can't? Like she's a simp but also aromantic? She gives me Demiromantic vibes and I love it. Anyways Stan Biana Vacker and ship Dexiana have a nice day.

[marellaredeks]

In most of my Fandoms I feel fairly young, being as I'm not even 20 yet but in the keepers Fandom I feel like an old woman yelling at the sky about the Diana vs Vackiznee argument

[cassieisinthebasementt]

My favorite thing to do is when people say something along the lines of “Dizznacker for life!” I reply: “Omg I ship FedEx too!”

[kotlc-deleted-scenes]

Lodestar Deleted Lines (Raw text, screen-reader friendly)

1. Deleted Dex line. Quote text:

Dex reached for Sophie's hand, giving it a quick squeeze. "I guess I'll pass—but you better not leave me out again!"

2. Deleted Biana line. Quote text:

"Agreed!" Biana shouted. "Or you'll have to face the wrath of Dizznacker!"

3. Deleted Biana line. Quote text:

Biana tossed her shiny hair. "Happens all the time. And by the way—did you say something about dancing?"

4. Deleted Tam line. Quote text:

"I'm only intense when I'm right!" Tam argued.

5. Quote text:

"So what are you going to make Fitz do for the favor he owes you?" Biana asked.

Fitz snorted. "Oh please."

"If you need suggestions, I have lots." Biana grinned. "You should be very kind to me right now. I'm a Vanisher, remember? You think I've never seen that little dance you do when you think no one else is home?"

"What dance?" Sophie had to ask.

"There's no dance," Fitz assured her. "Biana's just making stuff up to mess with me."

"Am I?" Biana asked, twirling gleefully. "Or should I demonstrate?"

6. Deleted Grady line. Quote text:

"Not sure I like this attitude, Sophie," Grady warned. "Just because you have these abilities doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want. If we're telling you something's too dangerous, we expect you to listen."

7. Deleted Edaline line. Quote text:

Edaline kissed Grady's cheek. "Don't be long. I know you're Mr. All-Powerful-Mesmer, but I'm still going to worry."

8. This quote contains a redaction for spoilers, but it is easily inferred that the redacted character is Fintan. Quote text:

"And what will you do, Miss Foster," Fintan demanded, "when your illustrious Councillors finally decide that the human problem must be taken care of?"

Sophie's mouth went dry. "I would do my best to make them see the good that exists in humans. And hope it inspires a solution that everyone—even humans—could be happy with."

"And what if no such solution exists?" Fintan countered. "Just because we want something to happen doesn't mean it will."

"And just because we haven't thought of a plan yet, doesn't mean we won't," Sophie snapped back.

9. Quote text:

"The triplets got in my room and let's just say I'm brewing a very special elixir for payback," Dex grumbled.

"YEAH BUT WE FOUND IT!" Bex shouted.

"AND WE ADDED A FEW DROPS OF AMARALLITINE!" Lex added—or maybe it was Rex.

"YOU DID WHAT?" Dex asked, racing for the stairs.

Kesler ran after him, and then there was a whole lot of thumping and banging, followed by what sounded like a small explosion and a smell that was definitely burning hair.

"Everything's fine!" Kesler called down. "We'll be back down in a few minutes."

"YEAH, DEX CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU HOW COOL HE LOOKS WITHOUT EYEBROWS!" Rex shouted —though it might've been Lex.

Sophie glanced at Fitz and Biana, who were doing a good job holding back their laughter—until Dex joined them a few minutes later. Then they all burst into giggles.

10. Quote text:

"You're wasting your time. Keefe's way too clever to hide something there," Sophie warned.

"Is he now?" Grizel asked, drawing out the word as she glanced over her shoulder at Sophie. "Did you know your voice usually shifts when you talk about him?"

Sophie's cheeks warmed. "It does not! Or if it does, it's only because I'm annoyed with him. "

Grizel smirked. "Denial is so adorable."

11. Quote text:

"I love how you make that sound normal," Biana said with a grin. "It's like, 'yeah, the goblin queen asked me to personally support her most valuable agendas during a special treaty meeting that only our world's elite are invited to. And now a Councillor and one of the leaders of a secret rebellion are helping me research it all. No big deal."

Tam snort-laughed.

The absurdity of the situation definitely wasn't lost on Sophie either—nor was the insane amount of pressure.

She sighed. "I know my life is weird—"

"That's not what I meant," Biana interrupted. "I just meant...maybe you could use some help? If nothing else, at least let me pick our your dresses for the Summit!"

[when-all-hope-feels-lost]

Dexiana headcanons? I am starved of t h e m why is this ship not popular 😭

anon i feel you in this chili’s

dex and biana have such an interesting dynamic i don’t understand why more content creators don’t play around with it in art or fic regardless of how much they may ship it canonically

everything about them is just. so good

i feel like they’re both super intelligent characters and i think they could fall in love intellectually and grow close as friends before ever realising there’s any sort of romantic undertone to their relationship

i love the idea of dex and biana never going through the matchmaking process. they know they’re in love. they know that no matter what the scrolls say they’ll still be together so what’s the point? imagine if biana still has a winnowing gala though and everyone is anticipating an invitation, waiting to see if maybe they were matched with the biana vacker but in reality she only invites her closest friends, including dex of course, and they have a massive ball all to themselves

they have a clumsy first dance- perhaps biana steps on dex’s feet with a jewelled heel. dex is trying not to blink too hard or else he fears he might wake up because this has to be a dream but no everything is just absolutely perfect

[liz-tries-to-write]

A Handful of Flour

Pairing: Biana x Dex

Word Count: 560

TW: uhh food and eating mentions

Biana smiled as she reached for her imparter, Dex’s name flashing on its small screen.

“Hey Dex, what’s up?” she asked him, feeling her cheeks warm. She reached for a strand of hair absent-mindedly, twirling it around her finger.

“So I know it’s kinda late, but Sophie was telling me about this human thing, cookies? She said they’re pretty easy to make and taste delicious. Anyways, she gave me a recipe, and uh, I was wondering if you wanted to make them with me? Sometime, or like, now, even? My dad has all the ingredients,” he told her in a rush, his cheeks turning the same colour as his hair.

“I’d love to!” Biana beamed. “Did you want to come over? Or could I go to your place?” she asked him. She didn’t mind the chaos of the triplets; the Diznee household was always lively, but it was comfortable, unlike her own house sometimes.

“Sure!” he replied. “Leap over in 10?”

“Awesome!”

- - - -

“Ugh, why is this so hard?” Biana grumbled as she pulled their fifth batch of cookies from the oven. This batch was too burnt to eat, but Dex still grabbed one once they had cooled down. He made a face as he took a bite, and Biana laughed.

“I actually think this is our best batch so far!” he grinned, wiping cookie crumbs off his face with the back of his hand. “I mean, they’re a little burnt, yeah, but they don’t taste super gross!’

Curious, Biana grabbed a cookie off the tray and sampled it. She spit it out almost immediately. ‘What do you mean, they don’t taste gross?!” she demanded.

Dex smiled, snatching the cookie from Biana’s hand. “Eh, I like them.”

Biana pouted. “Should we try one last time?” she asked him, dumping the batch into the garbage, which was filled with their other failed attempts.

“Why not?” Dex reached for the flour, but accidentally knocked it over and sent a large cloud of flour into the air that settled over Biana’s face and hair. “Oops!”

Biana turned to him. “Dexter Alvin Diznee! How dare you?!” Biana tried to dust herself off, but quickly realized her attempts were futile, as she only succeeded in spreading more flour in her hair.

Dex took one look at her and doubled over, laughing. He was interrupted by a puff of flour exploding in his face.

Biana smirked at him.

“Hey!” he complained, “it was an accident!”

Biana giggled, and Dex joined in, scooping up a handful of flour and throwing it at her face.

She gasped before retaliating, and soon it became an all-out flour war.

Eventually, their laughter died down as they surveyed the room. The two of them were dusted head-to-toe in flour, and so was the rest of the kitchen.

“So much for batch number six,” Biana commented, tugging on Dex’s sleeve as she searched for some paper towel. “We’d better clean up!”

“Alright,” he agreed, sighing.

- - - - 

15 minutes later, the kitchen was relatively flour-free. Dex reached up to dust some flour out of Biana’s hair. She gently grabbed his hand and interlocked her fingers with his. “This was fun,” she told him softly. “Thanks.”

“It was, wasn’t it? And even though the cookies didn’t turn out so well,” he said, smiling as Biana giggled, “we could always try again!”

“I’d like that.”

“Me too.”

[three-gulons-in-a-trenchcoat]

Sophie: How’s dating Biana going?

Dex: well, last week she was suppose to buy milk, but instead she bought novelty cookie cutters. now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Dex: she’s amazing

[hi-imgrapes]

I would like it to be Biana since it would both be believable but also with two characters who are plot relevant enough to have their ship be included in the book

I hope Dex gets a cannon relationship in stellarlune. I don’t even care who it is he just deserves it. 

[silveny-dreams]

Dont be shy, hand over the team dizznacker headcanons (call it Dexiana if you wish but dizznacker is the most immaculate ship name this fandom has to offer, and they created it themselves)

bruh i saw dizznacker and ngl my mind IMMEDIATELY went to FeDex so that’s where we are on ship names tonight but-

Dex gets a kick out of paying attention to Biana because she’s so good at being sneaky and disappearing when no one else notices but he does. he notices. and he thinks it’s hilarious that no one else does

Biana Vacker Absolutely Broke Her Own Technology On Purpose Quite A Few Times Before They Started Dating Just To Have An Excuse To Hang Out With Dex Dizznee And I’ll Scream About It Forever

Dex is a little embarrassed about it but he’s starting to know things about fashion because Biana will explain absently about it when she asks Dex to see if her outfits look okay

Biana is surprised that he actually listened (“you didn’t have to, like, at all, I was just rambling!”) but he retorts “uh remember how you know enough about tech stuff now that you repaired something yourself without having to ask me for help even once?” and Biana blushes

Biana one-ups her brother and decides last minute on the steps to the building in Atlantis that she’s not going to register for the match after all and will not listen as her father tries to “reason” with her on it

(Dex tries not to be smug about this. he totally is tho)

Same Height Buddies Don’t You Dare Boo Me I’m Right

[bookwyrminspiration]

One thing I greatly appreciate about this fandom is the quiet, collective agreement to completely willfully ignore all the ship names Shannon provides in canon. Keefoster? Fitzphie? dizznacker? that’s great sweetie…yea sure we can put it on the fridge…the one in the dusty dark corner in the basement…so we don’t have to look at it. we really pretend we do not see and it’s great good job guys :)

[loulively]

I’ve got too many Gradaline/Sokeefe/Dizznacker drawing prompts in my head right now it’s ridiculous.

[accidental-spice]

Ninety-nine follower prompt list

Right-o, here's how I see this going:

Tell me the character(s) or ship

Give me a song to go with them, and if you've got a specific set of lyrics in mind, mention which ones

If you don't have a song from either playlisy that you vibe with, feel free to DM me and ask about a different song, or a quotation, poem, anything like that!

And tell me if you want it in color or a pencil sketch

I won't do anything even remotely NSFW, for the record

Okay, fandoms:

Star Wars, particularly the animated series.

Ships: Kanera, Sabezra, Hanleia, Anidala, Foxiyo, Blyla, Talon Karrde x Shada D'ukal, Luke x Mara Jade, Obitine, Bo-Katan x Fenn Rau, Merrical, Quinlan Vos x Asajj Ventress, Face Loran x Dia Passik

Keeper of the Lost Cites.

Ships: Sokeefe, Gredaline, Tamella, Tiana, Dizznacker, (Yeah not sure who I ship Biana, Tam, or Dex with, soooooo....) Wylinh

The Silver Eye

Ships: Aperlyne, Chanel, Donicus, Runo, Gutair

Dragons In Our Midst/ Oracles of Fire

Ships: Bonnie x Billy, Sapphira x Elam, Ashley x Walter, Shiloh x Gabriel

Agents of SHIELD

Ships: Philinda, Fitzsimmons, Huntingbird, Mackelena, Dousy

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Ships: Kataang, Maiko, Sukka, Tokka

And if there are any other

Platonic playlist

And here's the romantic one!

Feel free to DM me if you've got any questions. Thanks!

[silveny-dreams]

this is even worse than Dizznacker

Or Sacker or Vackong or Songker

this is worse than beefe or teefe

bored? send me an ask!

[when-all-hope-feels-lost]

Hi I was just wondering if you were still writing the Dizznacker au where Biana falls for Dex at her winnowing gala? I think it was referred to as the Cinderella au. No pressure if you're not writing it though! take your time! I love your blog, btw!

hi anon <33 thank you for this message !!

so the short answer is yes ! i am still working on the cinderella au

i actually finished it ? kind of ? a few months ago but then i reread it and realised that it had absolutely nothing to do with cinderella and it just wasn’t what i was wanted so ! i scrapped the 5k words i had, rewatched disney’s cinderella (1950) and tried to get deeper into the au and build it up more so that’s going to take a little while to properly work out but trust that i think about this concept daily i just. have to find time to write

if you’re still interested i’d love it if you messaged a me so i could start a little tag list as it’s been so long since i originally talked about it