#dizzyizzyharper

[fullcfphobias]

"You really didn't have to sneak me in but... thanks."

"Oh, it was no problem." If all the dread from the possibility of being caught was ignored, that is.

But, with the whole resale ticket fiasco, Oz was already walking around as if he was one wrong move from being cuffed for identity fraud. If he was going to be stressed anyway, it might as well be for a good cause!

"I just hope you'll be able to have a good time– y'know, with the con and all!"

[fullcfphobias]

"That's... a very kind offer, but I'm really hoping nothing like that goes down. It's your first time here, after all!"

They'd been about one time prior, but with all the newcomers those first convention jitters were still making a swift return. Things often didn't go well without several bumps in the road when everyone was in one spot, but maybe this would be the one exception! Maybe.

"It's always an adjustment, especially the big crowds, but I'll be around! Y'know- to give you a familiar face and all that."

Oz finally dug a crumpled itinerary, smoothing it out before moving over so the pair could get a look.

"Well, there will be several panels talking about various stuff from game design to premiering new seasons of anticipated anime. Zoe's gonna be holding one on her fanfic Liam Prom, if that catches your interest."

They flip the page, several events either circled or highlighted from prior planning.

"There'll also be tons of stands to get cool things at, cosplay contests with prizes for the winners, and meet 'n greets with famous people! But just walking around to see what catches your eye is also cool too, if none of these cut it."

Izzy didn't ask for favours much. Izzy did not expect a yes to those favours. Oz went above and beyond for the harpy and honestly? She was still a bit shell shocked by it all.

"Seriously, Oz." She was being genuine, trying to hide gratefulness with stern reassurance. "If you need me to hide or eat a body for you, no hesitation or questions asked. Also feel free to throw me under the metaphorical bus if things get bad."

She was a hungry bird, she wasn't above eating a dead body.

Enough about corpses though!

"I'll be honest... the only conventions I've been to are the Hobo Con's in the middle of every type of nowhere. Those are great and all but this is definitely... a lot."

There were hundreds upon thousands of people in one complex of buildings. Wicker on the other hand was wagging his tail with anticipation. So many shinies! So many ways to steal people's money! It was so fancy... sparkly... clean...

Izzy still didn't feel like she fit in.

"So... what do you do... at these things?"

@fullcfphobias is getting so many IOU's

[archivedthesun]

“You did.

Unfortunately you drank the Juice That Made You Forget The Effects Of The Last Drink You Had right afterwards and we don’t know if it’s working.”

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

@dizzyizzyharper​: "One, I'm on too many shit lists to care. Two, he can't fly, or turn off sections of gravity."

      “...But WHY? The fuck has Damien done to you? Like I know he’s done a lot of shit, but like. What to you specifically? Him existing doesn’t count because we all have to deal with that and most of us haven’t punched him.”

[biteyourcrush]

@dizzyizzyharper​ replied: "Let me hide over here, I brought more takis." 

“RUN, BITCH- RUN!!!!”

THEY ARE STILL FLEEING NOW-

[daeamour-a]

@dizzyizzyharper​ // 🫀’d

“You want to join me?” Sawyer offers only momentarily looking up from strumming the chords of their ukulele. They’d noticed the others presence before they even saw them. The feeling that they weren’t alone in the woods anymore had been far too strong for coincidence. It was only when they looked up did they notice the guitar case on the others back. Their posture straightening slightly and eye lighting up at the sight of the case. They’d been hoping for some time alone but the chance for an impromptu jam session was equally as appealing. Of course only if the other was willing to agree to the prospect. “There a guitar in that case? We could jam out together, if you want.”

[omnifobia]

@dizzyizzyharper​:

“That’s a bird, Scarebear.” Well he tried at least. “Alright what’s your most creative insult? Y’don’t have to curse for those.”

“Ergh... I don’t... really like to insult people, either. I can’t say I have somethin creative-

Even if, uhm.

I told the leader of the Wolf Pack that I don’t care for the opinions of a zuigerophobic.

He ripped my arm off.”

[chaosmultiverse-a]

@dizzyizzyharper​ Liked For A Starter

Sawyer had found a quiet spot in the woods not to far away from camp to practice their singing, well they weren’t embarrassed or anything to sing in front of others it was nice to be able to practice without the pressure to sound good.

Their phone was playing a instrumental song with no lyrics, perfect for Sawyer to make up lyrics to as a chance to both have a bit of fun with not worrying about remembering lyrics and practicing making some up on the fly. “🎵-With all their pretty ideas, oh their pretty ideas, they don’t see, don’t see the real- 🎵 ”

Sawyer then heard something, or well it sounded more like a someone.

“Huh?”

[dxthemxnstermash-archive]

@dizzyizzyharper​:

Izzy just picks up Juan, in the tree, takes him to another tree and makes sure the gun is out of his paws. Fish jerky and ear scritches should be enough to suffice.

“You want me to try talking to him?”

“mrOW--”

He’s still veeeery tense when he’s picked up... at least until the treats and scratches combo. Oh yes. Oh nice. This is swell.

“YES. Yes, Izzy, tell him he’s a jerk and I hope he loses his favorite squeaky toy!”

[ofarson]

@dizzyizzyharper​  /  cont.

well-meaning, damien raises a brow as the harpy explains her situation that she has no clothing to match any of the makeup he might do.  first, damien has to laugh.  maybe he forgot to mention that one of his special talents was making anything look good, considering his side hobby of dressing in drag, but he could probably get rugged homeless hobo to look amazing with the right palette.

second, he’s the prince of hell.  if she needed some more wardrobe stuff, why the fuck didn’t she say so ?  between his robbed money and his dads being generous ...

          “  izzy, i know.  and i can work with it.  also, i have a credit card that i can get some fucking awesome not-too-flashy-but-definitely-creative clothes for you, so it’s not really that big a deal.  ”  a pause.  “  i usually go darker colours ‘cause works well with my complexion.  but based on colour theory that i’ve studied online by myself while learning to be a hairstylist, you’d need balance a bit of balance.  skin complexion’s warmer, but eye colour cooler ...  could do a more smoky eye approach and go neutral ...  ”

the demon hums as he comes up with a potential look for the other, taking into account tastes and enough colour theory that the colours won’t clash, muttering a few displaced words under his breath.  he nods after a moment.  has he come to a conclusion ?

          “  we’ll get you dressed up in something first.  then i’ll do some cool fucking makeup that would kill a guy if they looked at you.  sounds good, yeah ?  yeah, i thought so too.  let’s go get some fucking kickass clothing !  ”  that he may or may not steal, but maybe he shouldn’t commit crime when he has plans in mind that do not involve said crime.  “  ‘sides, sure it won’t hurt to have a cool new look to switch to some days, yeah ?  ”

[lvednot]

@dizzyizzyharper requested a starter!

“This is Buckaroo Bonsai.”

Calculester held the potted shrub for both Izzy and her raven companion to observe, clearly very happy to share his beloved hobby with his new friends.

Carefully exchanging the ornamental plant for another, he gently lifted the new succulent up to introduce the pair to.

“And this is Angelina Joeleaf!”

[archivedthesun]

@dizzyizzyharper​:

"Why am I a tiny bird now, Juan? What did you not tell me I was testing this time?" Izzy was not just a talking shrike and not even the size of Juan's head. She was tiny and now Juan was the tall one.

“Oh, finally my Mint Flavored Cocktail That Makes You Small is having effects! It works specifically if you don’t know you’re drinking it, so I had to put some in your water two days ago.

Now, did it take so much time because it was diluted, or because I didn’t put enough gin in there... this requires further investigations.”

[superbeaucoupdevisages]

@dizzyizzyharper​ said:  "Nah it's chill I have him. If he asks he can come fight me."

      “Oh, don’t say that. We all know Damien will do so, literally. At least if he tries to hit me, I can make it go right through me.”

[fullcfphobias-a]

@dizzyizzyharper "Scarebear? You aren't dead!" Make that a pleased harpy for today.

“Yep, not even a little. Good to see you!”

[biteyourcrush]

@dizzyizzyharper replied: “I hear that Oz might be one to ask. Can’t help you much more than that, haven’t played any myself. Honestly kind of surprised you haven’t? You seem like the kind who would.”

“I dunno, I mean- what with school, romance, helping out all the clubs and other extracurriculars, personal mad-science projects, I just... feel like I could do more productive stuff with my time? Video games almost feel a little bit like... uh... a waste of time?”

That last sentence comes out a little apologetically.

“But SOMEONE just had to blab to the therapist that I ‘don’t have any hobbies’ and ‘keep falling asleep in my lab’ so I GUESS I have to give them a shot now.”

@royalreef replied: “Oh, oh!!! Tell me what you find out, I am quite curious about them myself!”

“Aye aye, cap’n! You can expect a full report once I’ve given all the video games a try!”

“So, how about it Mr. Video Game Boy? Where do I start?”

@fullcfphobias​

[statcheckd]

---- @dizzyizzyharper​

---- “ Birds just... gather around you? J... just like... just like that? ”

      Sure, she’s a bit scared of the harpy. But it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see the hints of wonder pooling in her eyes. To hear the awe in her voice, and see how her hands move up to her chest. An animal-lover at heart (as long as the animal wasn’t something big that could kill her), she is... very impressed by what’s going on before her.