#dr Flug is so cool

[clovreat3r]

Flug doesn’t feel so well after an unlucky mission..

[scooterpengie]

I've always wanted to make a lyric comic and I kept seeing people making animatics with this song I decided to jump on that trend! Except this took so long to make that now I've kinda missed it 😅

[orengejoshi]

Hello! I just remembered i liked paperhat bc i was going thru old pics of mine and found my flug cosplay from like, ages ago lmao and i am in love with your art ♥️ that is all, thank you 🤣♥️♥️🤣♥️ just felt compelled to say it, continue with your day 😆😆😆♥️♥️♥️♥️

Thank you!

there's so many great Flug cosplays tbh... I wonder if I've seen yours before without knowing, my eyes are everywhere in the tiniest corners of this fandom nonstop since 2017 (hmmmm is smth I should get on too, I've been wanting to cosplay him since years)

appreciate you, here's a recent doodle anyway

[malevolentwomenlover]

Guys GUYS I feel like a very real thing to note is

Scientist women: Hot, usually evil? powerful and in charge

Scientist men: Also usually evil, pathetic, losers, clumsy, stressed, unhappy, usually not in charge

Please understand this

[mintaikkcorpse]

Whats the ship name between Flug & Miss Heed? I've just been calling them Paperheart rn

[phoenix-inblue]

Ommggg, this is beautiful!!!

Some fanart for a fanfic called Flug Quits by @phoenix-inblue The chapters where they fight were so amazing I just had to draw my interpretation of eldritch Flug! Def go check the story on AO3

[chikutoon]

We truly need a mad doctor in qftim.

The whole comic is about an illness but we got no doctors?

(Fanny and Dovil are nurses, I mean like a real doctor. and dr. Flug is more of an scientist)

Imagine a badass doctor character in the gang, it would be logical.

I see the idea, but to be perfectly fair, I don't exactly see what that would reasonably add past "being cool". It's not like a doctor can fix nor help with the illness, that's sort of the point.

It's an interesting idea, but logically speaking, it'd just be a random member to the group that actually has no use. So, I see why it wasn't really considered in the actual canon. Maybe an AU could make it work though.

[sug4r-sp1c3]

Hi!

Could you maybe do villanous x a reader who has rabbit ears please? Thanks!!

RULES ARE RULFES NO SPECIFIC CHARACTERS OR THINGS ITS BEING A HC UHHHH

ok lets begin since i'm sleepy ITA 1 AM WHAT THE FUCK

"but sugar-sp1c3 you said your limit was 4 character-" I KNOW OKAYI' JUST FORGOT WHEN DOING THIS

VILLANOUS WITH A S/O WITH RABBIT EARS HCS !!

Characters, Demencia/Dementia, Dr.Flug, 5.0.5(platonic?), Black hat, penumbra, Sun Blast, Miss heed(not in order lol)

Demencia / Dementia

she woudl make fun of then

but like

A LOT

"Hey bunny ears!"

i feel like she would bite them idk

i mean yes she mocks of you BUT THATS HER WAY TO SHOW LOVE TO YOU..at least i think!

she haves 2 sides

the left one where she mocks and jokes and bites of you ears

and the right side where she praises you and your eyes and- you are basically her new black hat

she would often play with them

or if you have both rabbit and human she would be like:

"SO YOU HAVE SUPER HEARING!!?! OMG THATS SO COOL"

Dr. Flug

his first honest reaction is that gif sorry i don't make rules

HE THINKS THEY ARE COOL AND PRETTY ASF

HE MELTS IF THEY EVEN MOVE LIKE

HE JUST STARES AT YOU IN AWWE UNTIL HE SNAPS BACK TO REALITY!

unless his with black hat bc in that case he avoids to look at your ears at all cost since the "jefecito" can notice and idk yeah

he would probably want to do some experiments

but only friendly ones!!

like testing if you can do other things

if you have extra sensitive ears

or somthn idk i have no ideas rn

he would like to caress them on his little free time

oh btw he would LOVE if you and 5.0.5 where like best buddies or you would be his second parent-like figure(i swear i am trying to make his non specified gender I SWEAR GUYS)

he just lvoes you and you ears so much

5.0.5

he's a fucking bear bruh 💀

ok so thsi will be platonic like buddies or a second parental figure, or smthn like that

he loves to "talk" about your ears or ask you questions.(if you don understand them he would force flug to translate lmao)

he is very careful when he is trying to touch them since y'know..big paws

but he still tries!!

i imagine if he maked cupcakes the icing would be a drawing of an airplane, of dementia, a chameleon or a black hat idk, for you YOUR RABBIT EARS AND A HEART BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE CUTE!!!!

he would even "ask" you to use you as inspiration for any dessert, or drawing or smthn.

i bet if he haves a rabbit plushie he gives it to you and/or puts something on the ears(ribbons, little hats, etc) he would be like "bow bow!" [siblings!]

Black Hat

he probably threats to rip off your ears

and eat them

basically hurt you

DUDE HE IS LIKE THE ANTI CHRIST ON HIS UNIVERSE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TURN HIM INTO A ONCELER?

Penumbra

SHE

LOVES

YOUR

EARS

SHE OFTEN POSTS THINSG ON HER INSTAGRAM(with your consent ofc) LIKE "my sweetie's ears where a bit messy today! so me and sun blast fixed them just a lil bit.... loved the result! 🐇💜"

she would ask if you are sensitive to things like sound or something to try to not let a lot of hard things that can cause a hard sound when they fall or make sure Curie or Sunblast don't throw things

she oftenly tries to impulse you to not cover them! but if you like to have them covered, she would be okay with that too!

the same that flug

she would ask to make some little and non-offensive, experiments on your ears

if you don't want, its okay!

if you want, its okay too!

"look! i got you this! i bet it would make your ears fur brighter!..and curie's too"

Miss Heed

okay she would POST LIKE 10000 HISTORIES, POSTS, AND A LOT OF THINGS IN ALL HER SOCIAL MEDIA

LIKE SAYING "HAH MY s/O'S EARS ARE UNIQUE AND YOURS NOT"

but she would never say that out loud.

she would ask to records tiktoks or anything about them, like idk trends, popular songs or just quick vid like "watch me take care of my Sweetie S/o ears!"

if they are sensitive, during the event of when she had everybody under her control or smthn she would keep you away from them

yes she would be a bit sadistic and evil but she still cares abt you

..or she just does the same thing that she did with them..

when she's at..THAT place..she draws in a corner a lot of little ears, like if she misses you and misses your ears..

if you visit, she would beg to touch them again , to feel them..she would be crazy for it..

Sunblast

Red BEFORE the "The Dreadful Dawn".

Orange AFTER "The Dreadful Dawn" and BEFORE the events of the comic and The "Heedeous Heart"

Yellow AFTER "The Dreadful Dawn" and the events of "The Heedeous Heart" and the little comic

even if you where his S/O he would mock of you and of them..

listen he knows you are his S/O but he just..feels like its the right thing or it doesn't matters

he doesn't even minds as i can think

he is just like "oh i am just joking! geez.."

Now under Penumbra's uhm..how do i say it?..NOW WITH PENUMBRA LMAO

he realized that he may have been a bit too much harsh with you..

he persuades Penumbra to localize you or visit you to apologize

if things go well..you both could try again!

and he is better.

He even tries to make you be friends with Penumbra! like he did with her

He still makes jokes but he thinks about them for a long time like

"no..that would hurt their feelings..NO ITS BAD..well- no wait..no..oh...this one may be good.."

he fears of you getting like the other ones..he tries to protect you at all cost

if you do get under Miss heed's..thing

he would be like mad but that multiplicate it for 10 and then for 100

the only thing that keeps him away from hurting heed and all her followers its his current little size and Curie

when you aren't under heeds control he makes sure you and your ears are okay..

he asks everyday if you are 100% SURE IF YOU ARE OKAY

after the Miss heed thing he is worried more than he should be but like c'mon

leave the little guy alone :(

he lost 2 of his most special people in his life just because a pink bitch

[thatonesillyartist21]

ranking old drawings bc I'm bored

art of my friend - 7/10. I thing this was good for one of my first realistic drawings.

Pinterest image recreation - 6.5/10. I like how I did the lighting but that brush is so ASS like damn also it's pretty choppy. the lighting saved it tho

dr. flug - 8/10. I likey BUT his head is very deformed and the lines are a bit wonky once you stare too long

lemon demon damn skippy album character - 9/10. I think I cooked with this one

kaito and meiko - 8.5 /10. also nice but I kinda gave up on kaitos hair. meiko looks cool tho :3

wilt - 9/10. experimented with no outlines for once!!! I liked it!

scout, pyro and soldier - 7/10. a bit rushed and looks weird to me but I can't explain what makes it look weird

rouxls kaard, matt and medic?!?!?!!!???????? - 2/10. this was obviously a shitpost but I am ashamed of making it

uhm.... matt???? - 4/10. I see the vision but no

miku????? - 4.5/10. this was when I was first developing my cartoony art style. she looks like a loud house character >:(

BETTER matt - 7/10. nice but wayyy oversaturated. not that I hate oversaturated colors I love them but it doesn't feel right here

benrey hlvrai - 7.9/10. I like what i did with the colors and no outlines and stuff but it still feels wrong

character design ideas - 8/10. would be 7 but the one to the left actually won me 1st place in a character design contest!!! (it was a better drawing of her tho)

this thing - 9/10. I think it looks super cool!!! a bit choppy as well but nonetheless I like it!

another character idea - 7.6/10. I wasn't sure what the vision was here but it's pretty nice

dtiys - 7/10. also feels kinda wrong but kinda right at the same time. like the face and poofy hair. don't like the arms.

DAVE AND BAMBI FANART???? - 2/10. WHAT WAS I DOING (I can never draw these two)

old medic - 5/10. I've greatly improved how I draw him 💔💔

ANDDDDD that's all sorry this was so long it was almost all my drawings on my old Pinterest (now deleted) and then some

[flickrrposts]

Black Hat is going to be Hypnotized by Heroes - Theory

Why?: It'd be cool.

Okay, seriously, this could be nothing more than fanfic potential, but in case there's some small chance that I'm right about this, here are a few points on where I'm coming from.

#1 - Tension

This show has reaffirmed time and time again, in the show, comics, livestreams, interviews, that Black Hat is:

A, Powerful,

and B, Terrifying.

I don't think I need to go through evidence of that being the case, if you're familiar with the show at all, you know this.

He's been side-lined throughout the entire show, and it would not only be cathartic to finally have him show off his powers, but it would also make him feel like a real threat in the story if he's positioned against Flug, Dem, and 505.

The tension would be raised to infinity. The show would practically feel like a horror movie because of how near-impossible it would be to defeat him.

#2 - Goldheart's Plan

According to Miss Heed at the end of s1e6, Goldheart wants to "end all villainy."

Black Hat controls all villainy.

P.E.A.C.E. has already caught on to how deep Black Hat's rabbit hole goes, via the agents creating the Podemos Bailar website. (omg, with Magician being one of the agents, then Black Hat's hat is the "rabbit hole", it's like a pun, you get it? You get that-)

Before the third Arenque Noticias video, Melissa Lead states, "If you ask my objective opinion, I'd say a controlled villain is better than a villain set loose."

As observed by @paper-gold-theories, characters with gold accessories tend to be associated with Goldheart or the Golden Rule in some way (Miss Heed, Porccini, the reporter in s1e4).

Melissa wears a golden necklace and ring, so it's very likely that her opinions either align with the Golden Rule, or Goldheart himself.

So if Goldheart's objective is to brainwash all villainy, then who better to target than the man at the top? (the man in the top-hat, haha, I'm on a roll)

#3 - Black Hat's Weaknesses

Alan has hinted that Black Hat is not invincible, and has actually described him as "lazy".

So the concept of Black Hat slipping up is not an impossibility for the show to explore.

#4 - Details

This is getting into TJLC levels of analysis, but I've noticed a couple things that could somehow be foreshadowing this:

In this poster:

Villains have a red outline, and heroes have blue:

(The fact that Flug and 505 have blue is an analysis for a whole other day)

But Black Hat has a gold-ish color on both sides:

This could be a stretch, but,,

In 2021, promo art was released for the show:

And Black Hat's monocle looks suspiciously pink.

Sure this could just be red shading that accidentally looks pink, but it isn't that hard to edit if the colors came out wrong, I did it just now:

The difference is night and day:

I don't think Black Hat has ever been associated with pink before outside of Demencia's fantasies. It would have been easy to choose any other colors too, like green, yellow, orange, or even blue.

The Black Hat being lit with pink for the first time is a coincidence in the very same promo that ALSO includes Miss Heed.

And as is obvious, ALL of the people Heed hypnotizes have glowing-pink eyes:

Even if this isn't foreshadowing to my specific fan-theory, I find a Black Hat - Heed connection extremely suspicious.

It's very well that in this scene, Flug DID perfect Heed's formula.

The heroes have the perfect hypnotizing formula. Or at least they still have some version now.

They have the means.

So TL;DR, Flug perfected Heed's hypnotizing formula, and so P.E.A.C.E./The Golden Rule/Goldheart is going to use it to control Black Hat when his guard's down.

(or somethin like that, idk)

[coffeedealer07]

You know it would be cool if someone did like a collaboration between villainous and wordgirl

I want to see how the dynamic of

Dr flug and Dr two brains would play out.

Also how would wordgirl react to black hat and the others.

Also I just know demencia would cause so much chaos

[orengejoshi]

Pregnancy as a kink makes me uncomfortable so man am I glad your pregg Flug stuff is explicitly not kink oriented!

yeah I... don't wanna judge anyone... but it's more than that, it's downright terrifying to me. Blame my hormones bc I'm expecting irl but wow... I'm very sensitive and it feels dehumanizing. but ig that is kinda the point of the kink(?)

it's so common in fandoms!

I'm completely vanilla anyway tho, so not surprising.

I've tried to pretend for a super long time that I'm into kink, but most of them are off putting and I consider them intrusive thoughts, not fantasies. I'm kinda fluctuating between sex-repulsed and neutral (aroace) even fictional... ig kink just isn't for me. I tried so hard to get over it. I know some people in my asks/requests are gonna be disappointed but I'm sorry💔

I'm slightly ashamed of how boring I am and I have serious trouble connecting to anyone in fandoms due to this actually🤕 feel like the most NT autistic person ever.

anyway here's a doodle!

[goodomensfangirl72]

𓆩⚝𓆪 NSFW alphabet for Dr. Flug 𓆩⚝𓆪

Minors DNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like he would be pretty big on giving you aftercare. He'd clean you up, get you snacks, water, basically everything you can think of. Plus, he absolutely loves to pamper you and make you feel cherished.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands. He makes all his gizmos with them, how could he not love them? Another reason he loves them is because it's his favorite thing in the world to run his hands up and down your body. On you, he loves your thighs. Like me and everyone with common sense, Dr. Flug appreciates some good ol' thunder thighs. Who wouldn't like to grab onto a thick pair of thighs while their having sex?

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I like to think he doesn't really want kids, so he'll wear a condom and cum inside of that.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn't have one. He feels comfortable enough to tell you all of his fantasies.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I'm sorry, but he gives me massive virgin vibes😭 he's probably the most inexperienced man in all of Hatsville.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary would probably be his favorite, though he would like doggy style every once in a while.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's a bit of a mix, though he does tend to be more serious. He's not against cracking a joke or two, however.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it trimmed but not completely shaves off. I like zomibom's Flug, so the hair is brown is like his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's pretty fucking romantic during it. He won't do the whole champagne and rose petals, but he wanted to let you know how much he loves and cherishes you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't really jerk off that much, but when he does, it's most likely when he's horny and is too shy to ask you for sex.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

PRAISE. I can not say this enough, praise would totally be his number one kink. It is literally said in the wiki that Black Hat will never praise him and will tell him it's his job to do it perfectly, so praise him and he'll literally start crying.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He likes his privacy, so the bedroom is his go-to option.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Help him build one of his inventions and he will want to fuck you right then and there.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't ever hurt you or degrade you. You're his partner, why would he want to say rude things to you and make you feel pain?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He definitely prefers giving you oral. Remember how I said he's a thigh guy? Wrap you thighs around his head while he's eating you out and he'll be in absolute heaven.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's cool with whatever you want to do, but he will definitely like doing it slow and gentle. It makes him feel like it more intimate, y'know.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't like them but he'll do it if he's in a hurry and horny.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's up for trying new things but he likes doing it the way it currently is.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go two-three rounds, but after that he gets tired.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't have any. He thinks their unnecessary and it makes him feel a little insecure about his skills if you ask him to use toys. He'll try and play it off but eventually asks if he's not pleasing you without toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He'll only lightly tease you, most likely as a form of foreplay.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He groans, maybe sometimes grunting, but if he's on bottom, he'll whine the entire time.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He'd love to cuddle after being intimate. He just likes to hold you and tell you how much he loves you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Seven inches. Not much to say about it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high but maybe once or twice a week?

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He only falls asleep after making sure all of your needs are tended to.

[a-collection-of-villainous-aus]

Ok so y'know Steven universe right well this AU is a crossover one With Steven becoming Dr flug in even writing a whole fanfic about it and yes there'll be paperhat

This is just the overview I'm going to go more in depth about it in my fanfiction. :)

So what do you think ?

I'll also add the link to my fanfiction it's still in progress

https://www.wattpad.com/story/374251032?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=TsukukiGlitchy

I only sort of know about Steven Universe to be fair, but I'm open to aus and everything and I kinda know Steven straight up had breakdowns in the much later series so like escaping and working for Hat to drop most of his old life could be quite logical.

Again don't know tons about Steven universe but that's a pretty cool idea.

I could see him shape shifting into hat when he's grumbling about him and talking abou5 him being a cranky boss.

Steven could shape shift right?

[thequietkid-moonie]

I’m actually glad the spooky month is here. So time for me to share these ideas. 🎃

I imagine Villainous characters Halloween cosplay as Creepypasta characters… Black Hat as Slenderman/Zalgo, Dr. Flug as Ticci Toby/Jeff The Killer, Demencia as Nina The Killer/Ben Drowned, 505 as Eyeless Jack, and Miss Heed as Jane The Killer. ♥️🌹🥀

SPOOKY MONTH !! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO !!! 🎃🎃🎃

This is so lore accurate--

I like your ideas, they fit so well and would look so cool !!! Just imagine a costume halloween party and they dress as the creppypasta

waaaahhh that would be so funny!!

Do you think Dr Flug would paint eyesless Jack's mask in his paperbag or would use a mask over the other? Haha

[mysticalbookkeeper]

I barely saw Villainous, all I saw are clips and some videos talking about the show on YouTube as I live in Canada, so guess who has to deal with that?

Anyway, from what I gathered, the show was FINE, it was harmless, it was kinda nice. But I think that the characters—other than Black Hat—were kind of…lacking in something. I saw bits and pieces of the english version, so I felt something wasn’t right with the characters. I feel as if Flug, 5.0.5 and Dementia could have been done a little differently from their usual stuff. But I also feel as if the team would benefit from having another character, someone to balance out the chaos that happens in their everyday lives and keeps things…less on fire.

Obviously what I mean is there should have been a straight man character to keep things in order and make sure things run smoothly.

Be it man, or woman.

So I have a little head canon to kinda test the idea of my own. I’m using my self-insert, Lilac (cauze I think I would be a great straight man, I am very tough, and, have travelled different worlds in video games and books, so I think I’d be the perfect person for the job).

In Black Hat Organisation, Dr. Flug was creating a new invention. Let’s say this one was to blot out the sun (like I think what happened in the first episode)? While Dr. Flug was in charge of that, a young purple skinned woman was concocting a brew of her own. One that would not be consumed by itself, but by sticking, for example, an apple inside, the fruit—or whatever food item used—would become poisonous and immediately kill the victim with just one bite. Only true love’s kiss would undo the death.

Lilac scoffed. Of course, true love wasn’t real. She had learned that lesson long ago when someone she thought she could trust turned his back and betrayed her (a CERTAIN someone from Legends Arceus).

Lilac was about to put the jars of the poison into the bio-hazard fridge to let them stay cool, when she heard a crash.

“For crying out loud, who the hell?!” She shouted and turned to see the commotion. Dr. Flug’s invention was currently being toyed with by Demencia, who was laughing and giggling wildly and playing with Flug’s machine.

“What does this do-hickey do?” Demencia drooled, looking at the ray. She went to aim it at a wall, and shot,, but thanks to Lilac’s quick reflexes, she used another ray gun laying around and used it to blast away Demencia’s ray and both lasers disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Lilac glared at the duo, with 5.0.5 looking frighteningly at her in the background, having been mopping.

“Demencia, what are you doing in here?! I told you to stay out of our way!” Lilac snapped, marching towards her.

Demencia, believing she was the real alpha among the two women, glared.

“You don’t tell me what to do you darn…freak!”

“W-with all due respect miss Lilac, we…”

“That’s ma’am to you bag-head! You told me you could keep her under control!” Lilac snapped.

“I did! I mean, I can! Just…she slipped out of my grasp and…”

“Demencia. Orders from Black Hat.” Said Lilac.

At that name, Demencia immediately was in front of Lilac and giving her a deranged grin.

“You are to count every piece of grass in the city while Dr. Flug and I continue our work. Black Hat believes that there’s been an overgrowth of too many grass and he needs you to go investigate. Understood?” Lilac asked, a scary calm to her voice.

“Yes ma’am! Anything for my lustrous beautiful overlord Black Hat!” Said Demencia. Then she scampered away on all fours, eager to please Black Hat.

Lilac grinned, proud of her lie. She knew Black Hat would likely be angry with her and she’d be in a lot of trouble…but then again, maybe some actual peace and quiet will help the two real smart people get real work done this time. Black Hat would definitely appreciate more work and peace and quiet. He might even give her an award. Although, the closest thing to an award Black Hat had ever given her was a dead leaf. But it was a HUGE leaf, and it was still intact, so it was the thought that counted. Besides, Lilac kept it safe in a small glass case next to her bed, so it was always safe.

“Dr. Flug, a word? Please.” Lilac looked at the doctor in question, her face expressionless.

Dr. Flug gulped.

“Relax, I’m not about to give you the smack down like Black Hat. But we need to speak about…her.”

Dr. Flug nodded.

“I’m sorry ma’am, I don’t understand how she got inside. I kept th-the door locked a-and I had her watch t.v, and I gave h-her colouring b-books so…”

“T.v? Colouring books? For someone with a short attention span such as Demencia? I’d be surprised she even looked in those colouring books at all! You know she does this because she KNOWS she can get under your skin. She may have a few loose screws in her skull, but she still can outsmart you if you keep letting her take advantage of your….meagre nature.” Lilac said.

“Yes. Sorry ma’am.” Flug said.

“No need. Just stay on your toes Flug. We can’t afford any distractions.” Said Lilac.

Flug nodded and returned to working on his darkness-ray.

Lilac began filling her jars with the potion and began storing them away. 5.0.5 came to help.

Lilac smiled at the bear. It was hard to get angry at such a sweet and caring soul, even one who was a bear.

“Thank you 5.0.5. I appreciate it.” Lilac said.

5.0.5 grinned at her.

Suddenly the lights went out. Lilac screamed a little, but held onto the jars, as did 5.0.5, although, he quickly shoved the jars haphazardly into the refrigerator and covered his eyes, cowering on the ground. Dr. Flug was absolutely shivering in his pants. Lilac turned around and remained firm as a figure appeared in a cloud of black smoke and the lights flashed back on.

Lilac bowed, holding her jars in her arms, careful not to drop any of them.

“Lord Black Hat, sir. It’s an honour. To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?” Asked Lilac calmly.

“L-Lord B-Black Hat, sir. It’s g-great to see you too. Ah, I mean, an honour, I-I mean…”

Black Hat rose a hand and Flug stopped speaking.

Black Hat slightly grinned at Lilac. It was…well, it wasn’t a rarity for Black Hat to smile, he has before. But that was usually when he was tormenting Dr. Flug and the other two. He tormented Lilac as well, but he had done it less and less when she threatened to quit and report him to a hero organization. He had got angry, but he considered her for a few moments and, begrudgingly, agreed to her terms. So long as she continued to obey him, he had no problem with her…independent nature. Rather, Black Hat enjoyed it, as she brought peace to the normally chaotic Black Hat headquarters.

Speaking of…

“I don’t see Demencia. Where did she go?” Asked Black Hat.

“I sent her away sir. She’s busy counting grass while we speak, so Flug and I could work in peace. She was causing trouble for Dr. Flug.” Lilac answered.

Black Hat would have yelled at Lilac for sending Demencia out, but if it kept his more…RELIABLE employees on track, then he’d allow it.

“Excellent.” Black Hat grinned menacingly.

“I see you have your potions ready and already being stored. Good work Lilac. Keep it up. How is your darkness ray coming along doctor?” Asked Black Hat.

“Ah, w-well, it’s coming along great! I may…need a bit longer to…”

Black Hat’s grin faltered slightly.

“WHAT?!” He growled and rose a hand. Dr. Flug froze and convulsed on the floor, writhing in agony.

Lilac looked away, knowing not to step in front of Black Hat when he was angry. 5.0.5 looked nervously and went to go to Dr. Flug, but Lilax stopped him and gently shook her head. She looked at the pained Dr. Flug with a neutral expression.

“He knew the risk. He let it happen.” Said Lilac.

Though she didn’t like it either, there was nothing she could do to stop it. Well, there was, but that would likely escalate the situation.

“You will make that ray or I’ll make you clean the shark tank again!” Black Hat said.

“We have a shark tank?” Asked Lilac.

5.0.5 nodded.

“Alright.”

Once Black Hat had his “fun” he left and the three looked at the spot he was before, before returning to work.

“Alright, we’re ready!” Said Flug. Demencia burst in the doors and looked around for anything to damage. When she discovered that there was nothing, she groaned in aggravation.

“Awesome! Our client awaits!” Said Lilac. “Follow me troopers!” Said Lilac and walked to where their flying hat would be.

They flew through the air, chilling, as the skies were sunny and clear. Not a good sign. For those who got severe sunburns like penumbra and her people. Lilac knew there was a simpler solution than completely blocking out the sun, but she guessed because people like Penumbra suffered severely, a hat and sunscreen was no good to her (and god forbid that stores stay open a little longer AFTER the sun had gone down. Really, if Lilac didn’t know any better, she’d think this town was full of racist people…no, wait, that’s exactly what they were.)

Lilac noticed the city where they were supposed to land and went to land somewhere in a large empty Wal-Mart parking lot.

Lilac and the others climbed out and hurried over to the street where they saw a huge battle going on, with Penumbra having scary burns on her skin.

The grey-skinned woman looked tired and exhausted and she looked like she could barely stay upright.

In the sky in front of the woman was a hero with big giant muscles and a golden suit, smiling a ridiculous corny smile and looking smug as he continued to fight the helpless woman.

“Oh sh*t! She’s gonna get heat stroke! Dr. Flug, you have the plans?” Asked Lilac.

“Y-yes. So, to explain, we…”

“You explained on the way! Get out there and put it into action! Go, go GO!”

Everyone panicked and ran into the street at Lilac’s command and went to face the hero.

Meanwhile, Lilac ran in with a large umbrella and covered Penumbra with it and she lead the woman into the cool conditioned flying hat and had her sit down and hurried to the bathroom and returned with a wash cloth and gently washed the woman’s bare skin with it. The woman gently took the cloth and proceeded to place it on her head.

“Don’t move, I’ll get you water!” Lilac said and hurried back to the bathroom and returned with water.

Penumbra gently took it and took a sip, before setting it on the table next to her.

“Thank you.” She said, smiling at Lilac.

“You’re welcome.” Lilac said and ran over to another corner of the hat and pulled out a rather large sword.

“Will you be okay on your own?”

“Yes. Thank you.”

“Awesome. Sit tightly, I’ve got a stupid hero to deal with.” Said Lilac and ran out the hat.

Lilac ran to join the other two.

“Where is that stupid jackass?!” She shouted. (I’m way too used to using cuss words in writing, my bad).

Flug and Demencia both pointed upwards to where the hero was flying towards them.

“Alright. Everyone! Spread out!” Lilac shouted and everyone ran opposite directions and the hero flew after Flug.

“Sh*t!” Lilac charged towards the hero, and got ready with her sword, but the hero blasted her in the eyes with his sun-ray vision, and everything hurt and Lilac fell onto the road, crying in pain, kicking her legs in the air and shouting every cuss word known to every pirate in the world and crying.

Demencia went to attack, not as a way to defend her teammates, but to please Black Hat.

She got onto Sunblast’s back and he tried to get her off, flying around.

“Get off me you freak!” Shouted Sunblast.

Demencia brought out a small dagger and was trying to stab Sunblast, but he kept flying around too much for her to properly aim, and she had to hold on, due to how fast he was going.

Lilac tried to open her eyes, but everything still hurt and she whimpered. If Black Hat saw her, he’d call her a pathetic whimpering baby. He did it to Flug, as he was always whimpering and soiling his pants.

Lilac tried to feel around and accidentally bumped into something frail and skinny.

“Flug?” Asked Lilac.

“Ma’am! Yes, it’s me!”

“Lilac is fine. Just…what’s happening?! Where’s that damned hero and Demencia?!” Shouted Lilac.

“Demencia’s fighting him off. Are you okay?”

“I’ll be fine! I’ll be fine, just need to rest a bit.” Lilac said, calming down a little at the second sentence.

“Just go blot out the sun! Just for today, because we need to hurry this up and hurry back to headquarters afterwards!” Said Lilax.

Flug looked at the decommissioned Lilac and then towards Demencia, who was now being flung towards the road and skidded to a halt, scrapes on her. He looked at 5.0.5, who was standing there, wondering what to do.

“No.”

“What?”

“We have to fall back! Sunblast is too strong.”

“Flug! We can’t just leave, we have a mission to do! You’re still fine, right?! You can use your ray thing to…”

“No!”

Lilac froze upon hearing Flug’s words. She wished she could open her eyes to see his expression right now.

“No…no. He’s too strong. If we all get hit, we might be…”

Dr. Flug stood up, a determined scowl on his face.

“DEMENCIA! 5.0.5! Get back in the flying hat! Now!” Flug shouted.

Demencia ran passed Flug and Lilac, and Flug stopped 5.0.5, before he got too far.

“5.0.5! I need you to carry Lilac! Get her onto the hat safely! I’ll be right behind you!”

5.0.5 nodded and grabbed the blind Lilac and ran towards the hat.

Flug ran towards them, when a voice stopped him.

“Ha.”

“Oh no.” Flug whimpered and slowly turned to where Sunblast was standing.

“You always were one to run away. I was just going to have a little word with you before your little freak show friend decided to ruin it for me. So I’ll make it brief. You never should have shown your face in front of me again! I told you to back off. You’re a loser that is just making us heroes look bad. To think you asked me to be my sidekick. As if anyone would ever want you. I’m even surprised that someone as nasty and despicable as your overlord Black Hat would even dare to choose you at all. But I guess you do make a good punching bag, so good for him I guess. Take your pathetic villain squad and never come back. If I catch you again, you won’t even be able to see the light day again once I get through with you.”

Flug just ran off and Sunblast smirked as he watched him go.

“Goddammit!” Flug slammed his fists on the control panel as they flew away (in invisible mode, of course, so no one could follow them).

“Stupid hero! I had him! I swear I did! You!” Demencia pointed at a still blind Lilac who was washing her eyes out with a wet towel over a large bowl in her seat.

“This is all your fault! If you just hadn’t stuck to the loser doctor’s stupid plan and just let me do things my way, then everything would have been fine!”

“And what?! Get us all killed then?! You had no plan Demencia! Your idea was to run in there with no strategy or idea on how to face our opponent! In a battle, that is really freaking stupid! You don’t run in there without knowing yourself, or the enemy! You need a plan!”

“We’ll yours and Dr. Flug’s plan sucked!”

“Just because you didn’t like it, doesn’t mean it sucked! We just didn’t…see…him coming. Well, we did, but we had no idea he would outsmart us like that. Next time, we need to account for super-speed. And his stupid sun ray vision!” Lilac groaned in pain.

“We…we have to tell Black Hat the truth. We screwed up. The plan failed and we couldn’t do anything to stop Sunblast.” Flug looked sadly at Penumbra, who was doing a lot better than the rest of them at the moment (though she was still recovering from her sunburns).

“I’m…so sorry miss Penumbra. We failed you and your people.”

“No. You did everything you could. It was that damn Sunblast! He thinks that darkness is a bad thing, but we need the dark! It’s important not only to my people, but to everyone who lives on earth!” Said Penumbra, slamming her fist on the arm of her chair.

“Welp, better get cozy. I can’t wait for Black Hat to chew you and that stupid purple freak out!” Demencia said.

“He’s going to chew us ALL out once I tell him! Now…”

Suddenly, the window changed and Black Hat appeared on the window, blocking out the sky in front of them.

“Report Dr. Flug. I see you have Miss Penumbra. Were you able to succeed in your task then?” Asked Black Hat.

Dr. Flug looked at the man for a few short seconds. He sighed.

“No. No, sir. We…actually failed to block out the sun and miss Penumbra almost…and Lilac, she…”

Lilac couldn’t see Black Hat’s expression. But she knew he was most likely looking at her with contempt and rage. She wouldn’t be surprised if he exiled her for her incompetence and flat out blamed her for this mess. Just like when she was in Hisui.

However, what Lilac did NOT see was Black Hat looking at her with a neutral expression, watching as she whimpered and washed her face.

Dr. Flug looked at Black Hat nervously.

“Then hurry up and get over here! Are you being followed?” Asked Black Hat.

“No. We turned on invisibility mode, so that we couldn’t be seen, sir.” Said Dr. Flug.

“Good. It would have been very stupid of you to lead a hero to my headquarters Dr. Flug. I’m honestly glad you remembered this time. Once you get here, I want miss Lilac in the infirmary and I want you, Demencia and 5.0.5 to report to me. ARE WE CLEAR, DOCTOR?!” Black Hat made a scary face at Dr. Flug, grinning manically while his tongue stuck out and tentacles appeared from his back and a mouth opened on his neck.

All of Dr. Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5 screamed in terror at his face.

Darn. Lilac thought. I wish I could have seen what face he was using.

Once they returned to Black Hat headquarters, 5.0.5 carried Lilac to the infirmary where he proceeded to help Lilac with getting clean new towels and filling up the bowl as she sat on the bed.

Meanwhile, Penumbra waited in the waiting room as Flug and Demencia stood in Black Hat’s office.

“Sir, we failed, but we can get Sunburst! We just need to calculate for his super speed and find protection against his sun-ray vision! I promise we can…”

“I’m not mad doctor.”

“You’re not?” Asked Dr. Flug.

“No.”

Black Hat whipped around, a scary face on him again.

Demencia and Flug jumped back.

“I’M FURIOUS!”

“Look, I know we failed to stop the hero and…”

“You think this is about the hero?! No! I thought I trained you for this! Always look out for one another! What’s the one rule I have?!”

“To help Villains in becoming better villains?” Asked Dr. Flug.

“And…?”

“To…help your fellow villains in need. Even if you don’t agree with their ideals.” Answered Flug.

“Yes! And what happened to one of ours?!”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean for Lilac to…”

“You’re just lucky that a sun-ray vision to the eyes was all she got! Sunburst is dangerous! All superheroes are! Or…all these self-proclaimed super-heroes are!” Black Hat spat.

“I…I didn’t mean…I didn’t want…”

“What would you have done had she been attacked with a sun flare fist?! Or a melting sun beam?! You think anyone could survive that?! I can! But not a mortal like Lilac, or you for that matter! You’re not invincible like me! You’re all flimsy, noodle, easily destructible beings! One snap and you all could have perished just like that! You all just got lucky!” Snapped Black Hat.

“Yes sir.” Said Flug, looking down.

“And Demencia!”

“What did I do?! I did as told!”

“Did you? Or did you just blindly attack the hero without any idea of what you were getting into? You went to attack Sunblast without any strategy! Even when witnessing what happened to Lilac! But we all know how less you could care about her! Demencia, you and Dr. Flug and everyone need to start working as a team! Lilac and 5.0.5 as well, otherwise…we’ll all be in trouble if the superheroes continue to win.” Said Black Hat.

“Yes sir.” Said Flug and Demencia, though she said it more begrudgingly.

“Good. Now go…I don’t know, go do whatever it is you do when I don’t have need of you. I need to think.” Said Black Hat.

Both Flug and Demencia nodded and they left the office, glad to have their limbs and insides intact.