#drarrymalecsolangelo

[what-aboutno]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZARA

i really hope i got the time right lol-

:D Thank You!

[the-taglist-repository]

can I be added to the romantic Moxiety and romantic LAMP taglists please?

yep, there you go

[shortprince-cos]

Patton's Normal And Totally Not Angsty Birthday

Summary: Patton was fully expecting to spend his birthday with his stuffed animals and pictures instead of actual people, but his famILY had other secret plans.

Warnings: Crying, being alone for an extended period of time, angst, slight innuendo. Tell me if I need to add anything else!

Pairings: Platonic DRLAMP (all)

{Masterlist}

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Patton was fully expecting to spend his birthday with his stuffed animals and pictures instead of actual people.

It wasn't a far-fetched idea, considering what had happened earlier last year. Everyone was still on their toes from the...fight.

It wasn't a fight though! It was more like a...big disagreement. That kind of maybe split everyone apart and left Patton alone...

But it was fine! Everyone just needed some alone time! Even if it had been awhile - a long while - since the incident. They just needed to think about things, and when they were ready, Patton would apologize and they would hopefully accept!

Hopefully...

Patton turned in his bed again, trying to sleep for the umpteenth time that night.

He sighed and eventually sat up, glancing at the clock. It said it was 4:16 in the morning, now it was technically January fifteenth.

Happy birthday to him.

Patton wiped the tears off his face and put on his glasses and his cat hoodie. Well, if it was his birthday, he might as well have a cupcake and make a wish. He'd probably need it, to be fully honest.

Patton meandered through the hallway, glancing at everyone's different colored doors. Everyone was probably asleep.

He remembers when it used to be just three doors in the hallway. Just Morality, Creativity, and Logic. Was it simpler then? Or were they just living in ignorance?

"No one knows you better than yourself, am I right, Tony?"

"I know big words too! Ssssssaxophone-"

"Who knows what'll happen if you don't adopt them, and they need a good home!"

"Anything he darn well pleases!"

...Maybe he was the only one not taking things seriously. They say ignorance is...better to live in, and Patton was basically swimming in it before his wake up call.

"We need actual contributions from you, now and then."

Is that why this happened? Maybe he's been ignorant of all the actual dilemmas this entire time. That's how everything went wrong! He didn't just suddenly not know what to do, he never knew what to do! He just hid it with jokes and puns and silly commentary to 'lighten the mood', but really he was just a distraction from their actual problems.

Patton hugged himself as he stood in the hallway, surrounded by the doors of his friends. Well, if they still wanted to be his friend.

Patton glanced at the dark purple door in the hall, cringing at the memories that came with it.

"Now Anxiety, if you don't want to participate, you can just sit this one out."

"Awww you poor little anxious baby!"

"And what about Anxiety, he always seems to get you down."

Patton swiped his tears away, hurriedly making his way down the hall to the staircase.

Janus didn't have a door here yet; he said he'd rather stay with the others in the hidden side of the mindscape.

Probably because of how awful they all were to him.

"Deceit, standing in the spot of one of my four best friends."

"Um, you're in my spot."

"Because Thomas gave his word, but you wouldn't know anything about words, would'ja mister?"

"I may be amphibian, but I can't say that I am fibbin'!"

God, they were so terrible to him. No wonder he doesn't like being around any of them.

Patton's hands shook as he gripped the banister at the top of the stairs, holding in his silent sobs.

All of this is his fault. He caused the rift in his famILY.

Suddenly he heard voices from downstairs. Wasn't everyone in bed? It was four in the morning, who would be up right now?

Patton wiped the tears off his face for the umpteenth time and took deep breaths, trying to steady himself.

He stalked down the top stairs slowly, trying to listen in onto what the voice was saying.

"Listen," A voice whispered. "I'm just pointing out all the possibilities."

"More like all the negabilities, seeing how all of them are negative." Another snarked.

"Just- does he even wanna see us? We basically ghosted him for months. We didn't even include him on the Nico situation. Why didn't we do that, he's the heart! He's like, the most important side for that!"

Oh. They were talking about him.

Patton debated leaving, going down there, or keep on listening before another voice spoke up.

"I doubt he would not wish to see us. If anything, I believe he would like to talk about what happened."

"Logan, we're talking about Patton here. If we talk, he'll just say he's fine when he's clearly not fine."

"That's not true." One obviously lied.

So all four of them were downstairs talking about him. Wait, isn't there supposed to be five-

"Hi Potty-cakes!" Remus suddenly shouted from behind him.

Patton shrieked in surprise, before almost tumbling down the stairs before someone caught him.

"Pat! Are you okay?!" Virgil said, slowly helping Patton to his feet.

"Y-Yeah, I'm perfect!" He said, plastering his Patton-ted fake smile.

Virgil squinted at him. "Pat, have you been crying?"

Ah. Guess the smile didn't work.

Patton noticed that everyone was crowded around him, including Janus, which meant that lying was out of the question.

"Uh- kinda?" Another smile.

Someone swore under their breath as Logan spoke up. "Patton, what are you doing awake at this hour? Don't you normally get up at seven?"

Patton stood up straightly instead of leaning on Virgil. "Oh, I just woke up and couldn't fall back asleep! What're you guys...?" Patton started as he finally looked around the room, noticing the balloons, streamers, and a banner that they had used for every birthday Patton had had.

"...doing?" He finished.

"Uh-" Roman started. "Well uh- we were kind of...surprising you with a birthday party?" He shrugged nervously.

Patton stood shocked for a moment. They were throwing him a surprise birthday party? Why? Why would they do that- weren't they mad at him? There's no way they would just suddenly not be mad at him! What was happening?!

"Pat, what's wrong?" Janus suddenly asked, putting a gloved hand on Patton's shoulder.

"I'm fine, why?" He answered on instinct.

"Padre, you're crying." Roman explained.

Patton touched his cheek, and sure enough, he was crying. "O-Oh. I guess I am."

Another hand gripped his wrist. "Pop-star, are you okay?" Virgil asked with concern and sincerity in his voice.

Patton immediately started sobbing. "No, no I'm not."

Some tentacles wrapped around him from behind - probably Remus - as a bunch of arms started surrounding him as well, securely trapping him in a hug.

Patton kept crying into someone's shoulder as multiple people kept whispering sweet nothings in his ear.

Eventually, Patton had stopped crying, just enjoying the feeling of a hug - a hug! - surrounding him.

Then, they started pulling away, leaving Patton with traces of warmth left over.

"Patton, are you alright?" Logan asked with concern in his eyes.

Patton rubbed at his eyes again and sniffled. "Y-Yeah. I'm just overwhelmed, I guess. I kinda expected to spend today alone..."

Everyone made a noise of either surprise or concern.

"Patton I..." Roman started, looking at the ground in guilt. "I didn't mean to make you feel alone, I just-" He sighed. "I talked to De-Janus, and he helped me realize that it wasn't like you were trying to make me the bad guy, you were just trying to tell me that Janus wasn't one either. So, I planned a party to apologize to you, and well, I guess the surprise is ruined."

Patton immediately hugged Roman the minute he stopped talking. Roman chuckled, but Patton could hear the tears in his voice.

"I'm- I'm so sorry I-"

"Shh, don't be." Roman comforted. "We all forgive you."

After another minute of hugging, Logan cleared his throat.

"While this moment is very touching and much needed, it is currently almost five in the morning, so I suggest we all take a nap before we get into the festivities."

Everyone made noises of agreement, when Patton interrupted.

"Um- could we-?" Patton started before cutting himself off.

"What's up, Pat?" Virgil asked.

"Uh- I-I just thought that maybe we could..."

"Cuddle on the couch?" Janus finished with a smirk on his face.

Patton nodded with blush on his face.

"Ooo sexy~"

"Remus, I swear to all things princely-" Roman started before the twins started arguing and Logan had to break them up before they could brawl in the living room.

Eventually, everyone on the was cuddled up on the couch and snuggling in one way or another, and Patton couldn't be more content.

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Whoo! I finished on time!!!!!!!! I'm so proud of myself for writing this in one day! Though, I think it's a bit rushed, I forgive myself for that tho because it was written in one day lol

Ty for reading! I really enjoyed writing Patton angst again lol!

General Taglist: @resident-crow-goth @macademmia @theantisocialghost @foreverfangirlalways @emo--nightmaree @moxy--sanders101 @quinnthequeer @gattonero17 @trashno0dle @tranquil-space-ninja @artsy-enby09 @lugooble @sander-crossing @disney-princess-patton @sleepyysoot @hi-its-tutty @lookingforaplacetosleep @sarcasmremovedsoul @corkeecoderyt @drarrymalecsolangelo @private-snippers @girl-who-reads @emy-loves-you

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Reblogs are appreciated!💖

[dramaticsnakes]

Is water really wet?

Everyone shut up, it’s @drarrymalecsolangelo‘s birthday today, and they are amazing. I asked if they had a short writing request, because I wanted to get them something. They asked for a platonic loceit debate where Logan and Janus debate whether or not water is wet. And that is exactly what this is.

I have not properly proof-read it so there might be some weird mistakes in there. I apologize in advance. 

Pairing: Platonic loceit

Word count: 992

” That’s… That’s ridiculous!” Logan said, “Of course water is wet.”

“Oh, really?” Janus drawled, “How do you define wet, then?”

Logan shook his head in disbelief as he squinted his eyes. “Well, I mean, that largely depends on what context it is used!” he said, “I would argue that water is a liquid, and liquid is largely associated with getting things wet.”

“Keyword here, is getting things wet.” Janus said with a smirk, “Are you implying that water makes itself wet?”

“In a sense yes! Water can be defined as having a surface, which means that the surface being touched by water could be considered to make it damp.”

“Water can’t be made more damp, darling.” Janus said, gesturing with his arms, “Water in a liquid state will be the same amount of damp.”

Logan pursed his lips. “Perhaps it will, but that already opens the door to numerous other questions.” he said, “What state is the water in question in? If we use water in solid form, the solid surface will gradually become more wet, as the ice melts, will it not?”

Janus rolled his eyes, though his smile didn’t fade. “Now you’re getting caught up in technicalities. When you say ‘water’ it is assumed to be in its liquid state.”

“I’m the one getting caught up in technicalities?” Logan said with an offended gasp, “The entire question is needlessly unspecific, and your logic is based around the idea that there is one steadfast definition of the word wet.”

“Isn’t there, Logan?” Janus asked, with a self-assured look in his eyes.

“Well for one, wet can be used as a noun.” when Janus was about to open his mouth, Logan held a finger up to shush him, “In this context it isn’t used in that way, but it still counts for something, because the definition of it, used as a noun, implies anything that can make something wet, is ultimately wet on its own.”

Janus rolled his eyes, leaning back in his chair. “Words change meaning based on the way they’re used. If we use wet in its most commonly used context, we will ultimately reach the conclusion that water is not wet.”

This made Logan smirk. “Well, if you intend to bring semantics into this debate, I could easily retort by saying, that water is wet, because as it is used, being wet could simply be synonymous with making something else wet. Water is for instance wet to the human touch.”

Janus tutted. “That makes water’s assumed wetness rely on its relation to other things, not itself.”

“Most states, rely on something’s relation to something else!” Logan said, “Is this a discussion about the origin of language, or is this a matter of physics? Because when the sentence is phrased so vaguely it’s hard to have one without the other, which makes it impossible to answer the question properly!”

There was silence in the room for a little, as Janus sipped from his wine. He looked at Logan. “You were the one who seemed so certain the mere notion that water is anything other than wet was…” he mocked Logan’s voice, “Ridiculous! Because of course water is wet!”

Logan groaned. “If you wanted me to be able to give a good answer, you should’ve given a more specific statement. Is water in its liquid form? What is the definition we are using in this context? What makes a surface? Who concludes whether or not something is wet? Can we truly tell, that something is on its own wet, without somehow observing it making something else wet, and can we truly observe if water makes itself wet or not?”

Janus was silent for a moment, his mouth gaping slightly. Then he smiled. “Well look who is getting all philosophical on me now.”

Logan adjusted his glasses. “I am merely remarking that there are limits to our powers of observation. Though logically speaking, we can conclude some things based on previous ones, and this is not something that would necessarily be brought into the argument if you had simply been more specific.”

Janus chuckled. “Now you’re just opening an entirely new discussion. If we can’t trust our powers of observation, how can we conclude that water itself is even real?”

Logan took a deep frustrated breath and closed his eyes. “I get the feeling that your intention of this discussion is not enlightenment, but rather to annoy me.”

“It is what I do best, darling.” Janus said, placing a hand on his own chest. He was silent for a moment, tilting his head to the side and looking away. “And perhaps because you’re the only side in this Thomas, who’s any fun to have a discussion with.”

Logan gasped, and squinted his eyes at Janus. There was a hint of sincerity, Logan thought, though it was often hard to tell with Janus. Then Logan scoffed and smiled. “And you think debating whether water is wet, is the most interesting discussion to have?”

Janus blinked his eyes, and then proceeded to laugh. “You seemed to enjoy yourself just fine.”

Logan huffed, but didn’t disagree. “You’re a challenge to deal with.” he said, raising an eyebrow.

“So are you.” Janus said, smirking. There was a content silence in the air.

“Perhaps I see the points in your argument, but really it seems to depend on how you choose to define words.” Logan added.

“Perhaps it does, but I think mine carries the most commonly accepted universal truths.”

“What does that even-“

“Would you two quiet down!” a voice shouted from another room. It was Roman. “It’s 3am. A prince needs his beauty sleep, and if you two intend to advocate for a healthy sleep schedule you really need to stop this madness!”

Janus and Logan became quiet, and then both Janus and Logan burst out laughing.

“Agree to disagree?” Logan asked.

“Agree to disagree again tomorrow.” Janus stated, and that made Logan smile.

[emy-loves-you]

Sanders Sides Unpopular Ships Challenge!

Hey, my birthday’s in February (the 11th) and I’m doing a challenge to celebrate! You can participate for as many days as you want, and I’ll probably be participating all month long. Here’s how it works:

These are the 27 least popular ships in the Sanders Sides Fandom, ranked by how many AO3 fics they have (day 1 has the largest # of ships and day 28 has the lowest #, this list does not contain the 13 most popular ships) (note that this doesn’t include ships that include both Remus and Roman, or ships with characters that are not the 6 sides, since I know those ships make a lot of people uncomfortable)

Day 1- Dukexiety (Remus/Virgil)

Day 2- Intruality (Remus/Patton)

Day 3- DLAMP (Janus/Logan/Virgil/Patton/Roman)

Day 4- Intruloceit (Remus/Logan/Janus)

Day 5- Morolo (Patton/Roman/Logan)

Day 6- Anxceitmus (Virgil/Janus/Remus)

Day 7- Analoceit (Virgil/Logan/Janus)

Day 8- Anaroceit (Virgil/Roman/Janus)

Day 9- Analogince (Virgil/Logan/Roman)

Day 10- Logicaliceit (Logan/Patton/Janus)

Day 11- Analogicality (Virgil/Logan/Patton)

Day 12- Royaliceit (Roman/Patton/Janus)

Day 13- Roloceit (Roman/Logan/Janus)

Day 14- Free Day!

Day 15- Anamoceit (Virgil/Patton/Janus)

Day 16- Intruanalogical (Remus/Virgil/Logan)

Day 17- DLAR (Janus/Logan/Virgil/Remus)

Day 18- Intrumoceit (Remus/Patton/Janus)

Day 19- DLAP (Janus/Logan/Virgil/Roman)

Day 20- Intrulogicality (Remus/Logan/Patton)

Day 21- Intrumoxiety (Remus/Patton/Virgil)

Day 22- DLMP (Janus/Logan/Patton/Roman)

Day 23- DLMR (Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus)

Day 24- DLAMR (Janus/Logan/Virgil/Patton/Remus)

Day 25- DAMR (Janus/Virgil/Patton/Remus)

Day 26- DLAM (Janus/Logan/Virgil/Patton)

Day 27- DAMP (Janus/Virgil/Patton/Roman)

Day 28- LAMR (Logan/Virgil/Patton/Remus)

All you have to do is create or recommend a fic or fanart of whatever ship is listed for that day. You do this by:

a.) post a fic or some art on tumblr and tag me, and in the tags use “#tsus challenge”

b.) reblog a tumblr post with the fic or art, and tag me while also using the tag “#tsus challenge”

c.) send me a message with a link to the fic or art if it’s not on tumblr

At the end of each day (or the next day if I forget) I’ll make a post with links to every fanfic or fanart that was submitted for that day, along with credit to the original creator. Again, you don’t have to participate every day, or even participate at all if you don’t want to. This is just meant to celebrate the ships that don’t have enough love in this fandom. Even if you don’t create or recommend anything, just showing your love and support to these fics and art through reblogs will mean the world to both me and these fellow creators!

I’m throwing my general taglist onto here, plus the people who said they wanted to be tagged in this, if you want to not be notified for this but still stay on my general taglist let me know!

@bisexualdisaster106 @self-taught-mess @arodynamic-enby @sanderssides-angst @whatishappeningrightnow @idont-freaking-know @cute-and-angsty-princess @artsy-enby09 @girl-who-reads @drarrymalecsolangelo  and @averykedavra

[smp-boundaries]

from the replies:

starsollstice I remember him saying they're fine as long as people can clearly tell it's a parody/not actually him. I don't remember what stream it was though

supernaturalist1234 He’s talked about this on his tiktok before I believe! I could try to look through to find it, but I think he’s okay with it as long as it’s clear it’s a joke.

drarrymalecsolangelo i remember he once said it's okay as long as people aren't genuinely trying to make people believe they're him. so like, (obvious) parody accounts are fine, but not creating an account and making vague comments to try to trick people into thinking you're him for real. i dont have a clip though.

hiya!! is it against ranboos boundaries to have impersonation accounts? i wanna start chaos but i dont wanna break any boundaries

We don't have anything - does anyone know?

[thetrapperstrap]

36, 45, 55, 81? if u want :]

36. Favorite Clean Word?

“Taciturn” it sounds pretty and means untalkative.

45. What is your favorite accent?

French, probably

55. Most Used Phrase?

In text, normally used when I’ve just gotten an idea: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait—

In person: You okay?

81. Can you roll your rs?

No, unfortunately that is a skill that I do not posses. You all are still under the wrong assumption that I’m cool though, right?

Feel free to send more in!!

[what-aboutno]

🌐 Languages you can speak and/or are learning. Which are you fluent in

📻 Fave song currently

📅 Your birthday

🌐 Languages you can speak and/or are learning. Which are you fluent in

I can speak Chinese and English, and I'm learning Japanese

📻 Fave song currently

I see a dreamer by CG5 , I've been listening to this on loop for 2 days ajsjsj

📅 Your birthday

May 22 :D

[thetrapperstrap]

1. Your favorite song at the moment?

Business Man by Mother Mother

2. A song you associate with your favorite ship?

Ease My Mind by Ben Platt

3. A song that could be about you?

I mostly listen to music from musicals, but if I had to, maybe:

If You Want Love by NF

4. A song you think is overrated?

Any song by The Beatles

5. A song that reminds you of a good memory?

The Dancing & The Dreaming from HTTYD 2

6. Last song you listened to?

We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off by Ella Eyre

7. A song that makes you laugh?

Crofters the Musical by Thomas Sanders

8. A song you want your mutuals to listen to?

1night by Daddy NAT

Tagging: @spacesephora @drarrymalecsolangelo @december-rains @thesociallyanxiousrebel if you want to!

Tagged by @kingofthewilderwest! Sorry it took me forever to do this!

rules: answer the 8 song prompts, then tag 8 people

1. your favorite song at the moment

Legacy from Thor: The Dark World by Brian Tyler

2.  a song you associate with your favorite ship

Hard to pick, given that I have a whole playlist for Knight in Shining Armor. I really like Astronomical by Svrcina.

3.  a song that could be about you

I have... no clue. I don't listen to a lot of music that reminds me of myself.

4.  a song that you think is overrated

Bad Blood by Taylor Swift. I hate Taylor Swift.

5.  a good song that reminds you of a good memory

Don't laugh at me, but literally any Big Time Rush song. I listened to them in middle school and had good times with my friends then.

6. last song you listened to

Symphony No. 7 in A Major op. 92 - II Allegretto by Beethoven. Yeesh, that's a long name, but the song is so good. I absolutely adore Beethoven.

7. a song that makes you laugh

The tiktok "You're a stinky baby" song. My sister put it to a video of our (sometimes) stinky cat and it's hysterical.

8. a song that you want your mutuals to listen to

Gloria Regali by Fleurie and Tommee Profitt. It's freaking epic and beautiful. The whole album is.

Tagging @lifbitch, @iidigestive-readerii, @flurbejurbvondurp, @jayalaw, @ashleybenlove, @knowerofuselessfacts, @stuckwithasnakeboy, @decadent-prince (Only if you want to.)

[what-aboutno]

green akskskjdkd

Okay okay I get it aksjdjfjf

[what-aboutno]

for the brand ask game: your blog's color, art and a bad sleeping schedule lmao

Sounds about right aksjdj

[mediocrem8]

Ah yes, my chaos moodboard. That was fun. Thank you, Lav.

Gonna tag @what-aboutno @drarrymalecsolangelo @imthebadguythatsfine @dramaticsnakes and whoever else wants to join in uwu

I was tagged by my amazing friend @graedari to post 9 pictures from my camera roll to describe who I am, SO without further ado, let's do this!

Angry and Confused Moodboard™

I am surprised at how little memes I have saved on my phone ;u; anyway

I tag @mediocrem8 @fangsvoid @greenteaturmoil @the-gay-is-back @dante1138 😁

[what-aboutno]

hydrangea - proudest moment?

daffodil - which colour suits you best?

Proudest moment?

I don't think I have a proudest moment

Which colour suits you best?

Black,pink or purple

[what-aboutno]

Him!! Thank you for suggesting this, I had so much fun drawing this :D

Art taglist (ask to be added or removed at any time):

General taglist:

@drarrymalecsolangelo @mediocrem8 @full-of-roman-angst-trash @dramaticsnakes @imthebadguythatsfine @steampunk73 @moxysanders101

Sander sides Taglist:

@zodiacsomething @anxiously-creating

[what-aboutno]

Here's a collab I did with the amazing @aidensm8 :D, they did the lineart and I did the colouring. Inspired by this post from @dramaticsnakes !!

Here's the drawing without the background

Art taglist (ask to be added or removed at anytime) :

General taglist: @drarrymalecsolangelo @mediocrem8 @full-of-roman-angst-trash @dramaticsnakes @imthebadguythatsfine @steampunk73 @moxysanders101

Sander sides Taglist:

@zodiacsomething @anxiously-creating

[what-aboutno]

No one:

Me: haha remsleep go brrrr

Art taglist (ask to be removed or added at anytime) :

General taglist: @drarrymalecsolangelo @mediocrem8 @full-of-roman-angst-trash @dramaticsnakes @imthebadguythatsfine @steampunk73 @moxysanders101

Sander sides Taglist:

@zodiacsomething @anxiously-creating