#drift/perceptor

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[fernacular]

Ratchet enters the multiverse!

I'm proud to present my piece for this years @tf-bigbang !!!

Thank you so much to my amazing partner for this Reverse Bang Saphire Dance! Please check out her companion fic Doctor Doctor, it's funny and adorable and so so good. "An accident in Brainstorm's lab brings Ratchet down to discover he's already there. Leave it to Brainstorm to mess with the multiverse. Two Ratchets quickly becomes three. How many Ratchets can the Lost Light handle?"

[wilkoakdraws]

Transformers "More Than Meets The Eye" comic has recently torpedoed me down the feelsy space car robots hellhole, an therefore i present a sketchy collection of Lost Light crew as homo sapiens. I had SO MUCH fun coming up with the designs! Now off to actually learn how to draw robots i guess

[keferon]

Snow bots au anyone? :D

They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️

All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)

[rungapikattohikattara]

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The memes…(mgrr.mp4)

[driftingandprowling]

Transformers as memes - a thread (part idk/how many):

[tinydefector]

Do you think cybertronians ever get a bit freaked out on how tough we are? Yes they can break us like toothpicks but humans seem to be able to take a good beating as well with adrenaline helping. Even our own body and oxygen trys kills us and yet we stick around like roaches. We're fragile in some reasonable and dumb ways and then resilient in the most dumbest ways.

Oh definitely, alot of the bots are very off put by how fragile humans are just in general and tend to avoid them.

But then there's the moments like Ratchet working a late shift and a small knock on the door alerts him someone's there, he turns around expecting it to be Rodimus or Whirl who he's about to scold but instead it's one of the humans and they look worse for wear. After fussing over them for a moment, detailed scans relay fractured ribs, a broken collar bone, and a heap of bruises and yet the humans just like. "Can I have some Panadol, Nurophen, and a glass of water?" Because they don't know what else to do its what they would get. Most of the times they ended up in the hospital. Ratchet is losing his God dawn mind as he rushes around looking for the best painkillers he can find for orgaincs in the smallest dosage he can give, hoping to primus it doesn't shut their heart down. In the end, they end up on a medication that makes them extremely drowsy, almost like the green whistle/ Weed.

Ratchet ends up doing alot of study on the human body and realises just how fucked up little monsters we are. We literally need oxygen to survive but he we have to much pure oxygen it will kill us. Water, we need a certain amount of it, if we don't have enough we will get dehydrated and die, if we have to much we will get water poisoning, intoxication, or a disruption of brain function. This happens when there's too much water in our cells, such as the brain and blood cells, causing them to swell. When the cells in the brain swell, they cause pressure in the brain, resulting in death. The issue is that it can become an addiction to drinking too much water for the effect it has on the body. Same with nearly everything we consume, it can kill us, but we need a lot of it in moderation.

Human: "I just need some basic pain killers and a nap"

Bot: "No, you need full surgery, sedations, and 3 weeks of recovery!"

Human: "nah she'll be fine!"

Bot: "Absolutely Not, bed now before I cuff you"

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Following that imagine a first contact AU where Cybertronians and humans are just slowly getting to know how the other works and next thing a human is kneeling over in horrific pain and it send the bots all into panic mode trying to help them, wondering what's happening and thinking they are dying. And the human after about ten minutes some pain killers still looking rather pale and unhealthy just go. "Sorry about that fuck I hate, Cramps/palpitations/ phantom pains/ and such" and the bots are just looking at them horrified like.

Bot: NOT NORMAL!!!"

Human: what you talking about?

Bot: everything that just happened you literally just short circuited!

Human: nah that's causal wait till you see the really funky shit.

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Human pet AU

Cybertronian's keeping humans as pets is like humans keeping hamsters. Humans are some of the most homicidal, suicidal and just deranged creatures that Cybertronian's could keep as pets. It's gotten to the point that they are a luxury/ exotic pet because if you do not feed them the right stuff, give them the right amount of light and socialising, and they will just die. There are so many Cybertronian's who take their human into clinics worried as and its just the human being a little bustard because they didn't get the treat they wanted 2 weeks ago and are still holding that grudge. Not to mention, we are prone to causing as much trouble and issue. We are like cats.

But we are also very easily sick and primus forbid a human gets sick because to a bot they think it's a death sentence for their sweet little spitfire of a human who they have had now for ages. And the human looks ready to die, and the next day, they are up and about like nothing ever happened.

Human: if you don't feed me the meals I want I'm going to pretend to die. If you do feed me what I want I might actually die because I shouldn't be eating it.

Panicked bot: "MY HUMAN HAS GOTTEN SICK. HELP!?!"

Human: totally worth it.

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In conclusion, the cybertronians are rather wary/ concerned about how resilient humans really are.

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[cozzzynook]

@madamadamiu has infected my brain with catformers

Inspired by their headcanons i give you mine

- wobbly rodimus also has kitty asthma & is subjected to the breathing box for treatment every few days.

- ratchet is still a very spry old kitty, he just moves when no one is looking & does so at his own pace. He visibly smirks & purrs at other’s disbelief

- drift can’t go more than an fifteen minutes without ratchet or Rodimus nearby. Its usually ratchet he’s with since Rodimus likes to wobble off and be near cyclonus & tailgate along with megatron & minimus/magnus. But rodimus always smells like Drift when he leaves because he covers himself in drift & ratchets scent while they lay down or nap. It helps drift’s nerves a lot

- brainstorm is literally the smartest cat Rung has ever seen. He knows how to turn on the computer and tv & even change the channel’s & volume button.

- perceptor is terrifying in how smart he is. Rung has seen firsthand how smart percy is. The red and black cat opened the correct pill bottle & gave Brainstorm the correct medicine when he caught a cold from being outside. He’s even seen percy grab a set of keys of unlock the door using the key in his teeth & pulling the lever down with his front paw.

- cyclonus & tailgate are the best option to make Rodimus willingly accept grooming outside of Drift & ratchet. Magnus/minimus does it on purpose to frustrate rodimus for fun. Rodimus lets him.

- megatron took to rodimus & minimus/mags the easiest. Megs enjoys seeing Rodimus tumble around when he tries to chase his own tail. Minimus enjoys getting the extra food from licking rodimus’s face clean

- a bad visitor once grabbed Rewind by his hip and Chromedome came out of nowhere & hopped on the visitors face before scratching it up and taking Rewind back to their spot to take care of him

- cyclonus & tailgate stick together pretty tightly but once tailgate went off with swerve to play with a child visitor & the child’s older sibling tried to grab swerve by the face, scaring swerve. But tailgate bit them so hard he ripping their hand & drew blood while hissing. Nautica & skids rushed to Swerve to protect him while Tailgate had Cyclonus prowling in the background for support at a moments notice & Whirl glaring at the sibling from outside the shop. Whirl bit the bad older sibling when they came out.

- whirl is still a duck/bird menace but he does a cute little ducky dance for Tailgate & Cyclonus on occasion. But only for Tailgate & Cyclonus.

- ravage can’t stand his dad soundwave’s pet cat, Shockwave. The overgrown cat acts more like a husband than a pet. And no he is not jealous of the cuddles Shockwave gets that he’s too embarrassed to ask for. He’s a teenager not a kid, he doesn’t need a hug, he denies lol

- nautica has magic paws that slap at electronics & they suddenly work better. Rung is too afraid to look deeply into it

- TW // swerve once made a kitty catnip cocktail for the lost light cats…there was a lot of puke & hairballs coughed up the next day

- megatron enjoys Rodimus’s paws patting at him. They’re very soft & warm

[peeppq]

Gang, ive finished them.

[someaxelotl]

… I spent way too much time on this dumb science joke.

But I am a stinky stem student… and I am intelligent and an idiot in many ways.

Inspired by this:

My physics teacher showed this to the class to basically shit on all the other fields of sciences. Yeah he also teaches calculus too.

W teacher btw. Shot potatoes into people’s houses (by accident) to teach projectile motion.

[hellopuns]

I realized I never posted ALL the colouring book illustrations, and since I no longer have any stock, I figured I'd share.

A collection of little Pokémon teams for Lost Lighters, drawn in 2021! There's a bunch of details I forgot about, but I still consider Ultra Magnus + 10% Forme Zygarde to be the biggest brained choice lol

[herzspalter]

Hanging out at Swerve's at ungodly hours to listen to your favourite nerd!

This is the year where I embrace my DriftPercy roots again hehe here's a sticker design for TFN!!

[ihatebrainstorm]

[morbid-curiosity-iguess]

Fan art for @madamadamiu’s lost light cat shelter AU!

I have no idea how to draw cats but I did my best 😅

Close ups under the cut

[keferon]

Monster hunter au part 7

……..as you can see I can’t just stop adding my other concepts to this universe ahahhdncm

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[somerandomdudelmao]

Drop your Transformers ships. NOW

HOW GLAD I AM THAT YOU ASKED~

I have a lot more, but I can imagine how much right now no one will know and what this is about, so I made this 👌incredible presentation👌 for some of my favorites hehe