#drunk ramblings

[zhxme]

ill like to be drinking with someone until my brain turns so drunk they can make me their dumb slut.

encouraging me to drink more as my mind flows through the alcohol. becoming more affectionate and giddy even if they fondle my tits or sneak a hand down my pants. feeling my body become so hot and limp, i practically become a horny mess on the palm of their hand.

making myself rub on their thighs. begging to be touched more and getting teased that im a desperate drunk whore. all so that i can finally get fucked, get their cock pushed inside me despite not being conscious. just naively enjoying the pleasure i craved.

[fmlineedtorant]

Fiddleford McGucket is a character with depth that I wanna hug.

Like this poor man!!!!!

The first McGucket to go to college but not the first to lose his mind. Gets ridiculed about his theory about the world being a hologram so much that he seriously considered dropping out of college until Stanford came along.

He leaves his wife and child to help his old college buddy (he probably remembered that first meeting as he agreed wanting to return the favor). Fidds arrived in Gravity Falls on July 29th and then quits the project on Jan 18th. 173 days in Gravity Falls. That is how long it took. In that time he is traumatized so throughly that he created the memory gun and started his cult.

Then in the course of about 2 years completely destroyed his mind. Thus becoming Old Man McGucket.

There is so much we don't know about him and his family. We know that Tater 'Tate' McGucket at some point moved from Palo Alto,CA to Gravity Falls, OR. We know that Fiddleford was married to Emma-May McGucket née Dixon. We know he is supposed to be the first McGucket to go to college. We know that his cousin Thisleburt claimed that their grandmother was taken by ' saucer people'. Fidds has a raccoon wife. But other than this a lot of his life is left up to interpretation.

He forgot to get his wife a Christmas gift but got Ford 2 handmade gifts. Its no wonder that fiddauthor is such popular ship. He is such a complicated character. He scolds Ford for using phrases like 'What the devil' implying that he's a religious man. We know that it is most likely that Stanford went through the portal in 82ish.

So no matter your headcannon, the 80s was a time. The implications alone!

But to be a man so afraid. So terrified that forgetting via a device that was largely untested was better than facing the memories head on at the time.

We don't know for sure that Fiddleford was a cheater but the implications are there. Maybe he did have an emotional affair but the fact that his anxiety was so strong that he didn't see another option other than forgetting.

Fiddleford Hadron McGucket you are a tragedy and cautionary tale.

[citruscoyote]

OKAY

I am drunk

SO WARNING NONE OF GHIS MIGHT MAKE SENSE BUUUT

AT BACK OF THE CLASS FANS I CANT REMEMBER K WHAT ITS CALLED SPECFICALY BUT SOL LOVERS /SOLIVAN BRUGMANSIA FANS

I HAVE A THEORY THAT PISSES me off

First of all no hate to the author thehye genuinely cooking BUT I HAVE A THEORY AND IT MAKES ME NOT LIKE SOL

spoilers obviously

So in the y/n childhood flashback were all like 'nooo loan sharks don't take our family farm I'll do ANYTHING' and they HIGGLIGHT THE FACT THAT THE LAON SHARK HAS RED EYES.

I have a theory that Sol is the son/descendant of that loan shark and BECAUSE you told the loan shark you'd pay off your family debt no matter what the loan shark promised sol you and no matter what you'd be his and THATS why bro is obsessed with you and wants you so bad I'm so sorry this could be totally incoherent BUT THINK ABOUT IT WHY WPULD THEY HIGHLIGHT GHE LOAN SHARKS EYE COLOUR I might just be drunk but SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT IT GUYS

Also the fact that the author went out of their way to say this game is NOT a romance game....this is NOT gonna end well so in SOME way it's gonna get messy this is just what I predict will happen idk if anyone even sees this gimme your thoughd

*SOBER UPDATE do not blindly believe me for this the comments bring up valid points,okay that's it bye-

[mayamint]

Okokokok so I'm kinda drunk rn but...

We were just watching a documentary about Tarantulas and hear me out.

Tarantulas were discovered in the Italian city of Taranto (they actually found a furry wolf spider and called it Tarantula but whatever).

There was this legend in Italy about a spider sting that caused an illness called Tarantism that can only be cured by DANCING. This is how we got the Tarantella. The dance that can cure the illness caused by the spider.

Now we all know that Lolth is the Spider Queen and that her daughter Eilistraee opposes her. Now, what's the main trait of Eilistraee? Dance!

One of the best known Tarantellas is literally called "The Dance" and talks about a mother and a daughter, the daughter dances under the moonlight, opposing her mother's demands and proclaiming her freedom.

I need to know if this is all a coincidence or if it was intentional, so pls if anyone knows like an article of something that mentions this lmk!

[electricplayboy]

Maybe I just didn't watch it right the past 10 times on VHS but everyone saying Edgar died is DEAD WRONG!! His vessel died but his spirit lives on! In fact he's more alive than ever because he's been transferred to like every piece of technology!! Maybe everyone is watching the movie wrong hmm...

[scruumppyyt]

wat in the devils arse is emesis blue

[bbybunnyboy]

Everytime I drink alcohol, I immediately need to give head

Put ur tdick/clit/dick in my mouth n let me get all teary n whiny for you pwease

[llove-me-anyway]

It's much as I want buddie I do hope buck and Tommy last a while so buck can have his first queer experience all sweet and wholesome and he'll be confident in his bisexuality. Also Tommy is def gonna woo Buck and I Need that

yesss i wanna see the dates. i want them to be sweet and awkward and all the good things that come with a new relationship. i want to see Tommy absolutely shower Buck with love and Buck being confused and happy just because he deserves that so much. i want a little angst but make up and i wanna see them get to know each other. i wanna see Buck being called Evan that sweet way that Tommy does. and wanna see Buck learn how to navigate this new love and feeling in this comfortable setting. i wanna see the relationship end on good terms because i don’t want to see either of the boys heartbroken at least not in this relationship. we have a season and half guaranteed atm so let’s enjoy this scenic ride. yes i also want buddy at some point. but let’s enjoy this first please. you get it anon ❤️

[dreamingkatfish]

Am drunk enough to ramble about idea. So, I love timeloops and more specifically I love NG+ timeloops. Persona 3, NG+ timeloop. It's occurring b/c the Abyss of Time and just running on idea that Yukari and Mitsuru keep winning the fight to go back in time.

Except, no one but Minato remembers, mostly b/c he'd be fucked over by the whole not knowing why time is looping thing.

And I want a fix-it (it's just what I do) and more specifically I want more unethical science experiments to be the solution. (It's just not something that's done often from what I could glean and I think it'd be an interesting way of going about trying to do a Everyone Lives scenario for P3.) That's the jist of it, under read-more will be current thoughts.

It begins with Minato being, rightfully, confused. With it having him slowly try to work through figuring out why the loop is occurring. Eventually remembering how the whole goal of the initial experiments by the Kirjio Group was time manipulation, he goes to find the old research.

With a lot of looking he learns about the abyss, but still doesn't know how to stop it. Only thing he manages on his own is figuring out how to get other people to remember. I'm thinking there should be limits like has to be able to be aware during the Dark Hour ofc, but also a very mean one of: cannot have been present when time goes back. Meaning only two people he can get to help is Ryoji and Shinjiro. Also means, still no one knows why exactly time is looping. However, with Ryoji present, Minato can get the confirmation that it isn't b/c he fucked making The Seal somehow.

So, progress.

I think it'd be Shinjiro who'd suggest trying something else to stop Nyx. Like yeah, okay, The Seal isn't fucked up. But clearly it's caused some other problem, so maybe try something else. Except what to do instead? Because all they really have is information about experiments with shadows to work with. So unless they want to try fighting fire with fire, it's not very helpful.

They try fighting fire with fire. OR well, actually consider it. Problem is none of them are scientists who spent a large amount of time researching shadows, so now they got learn the science behind that. (This au is all in the name of seeing these three interacting. I hadn't originally intended it to be a ship-focused au, but here we are. (What would be the ship name for these three anyway? Guess I'm gonna invent one for the tags later, lmao.)) (Their time together in the timeloop creates an unshakable trust that the others are their ride or dies. It's the mad science which is where the inherent homoeroticism comes from.)

They ofc know there's no killing Nyx permanently, so what are the options? Idea, balancing it out with life. Life and death are meant to exist in cycles, but by having only Nyx and Erebus for death and no one for life, the balance is thrown off and the cycle grinds to a halt. Mind you, Nyx and Erebus are the personifications of night and darkness respectively in Greek mythology. In it they have counterparts for the day and (well kind of but not fully) light in Hemera and Aether. So, why not simply counteract them.

It's not the most reasonable solution ever. However, I think it's an interesting one to consider. Made more tense by the time crunch they'd be under to get that done before needing to just do The Seal anyway in order to ensure the loop continues so that they would have another chance at it.

I have some dubious considerations for how involved with the unethical science the rest of SEES will be. B/c on one hand, Dead Boys Club. On the other, that's gonna be a fuck ton of work for them to do. There's zero shot no one notices that they're doing things. So very much, hmmmmmmm for the role the rest of SEES will play. (Tbh rest of the entire game's cast really.)

But yes, NG+ timeloop au, now with 86% unethical science.

Sober edits to expand upon details added. Primarily after this point (Though one joke addition in brackets above.)

Re:Shinjiro never sticking around long enough to learn about the rest of SEES getting stuck in the Abyss of Time. There's just no world where he doesn't agree to Ken's request and tries to save him. Sure he could try to talk to Ken before that, but this is Shinjiro and man has guilt carved into his bones that the timeloop starting from after Ken's mother's death isn't helping.

But also that requires him knowing what the fuck to say in that situation while he's not dying. And I don't think he'd know. I think part of what gave his words so much meaning before was that he had the action of him protecting Ken to back it up. But without that, he would look like he's all talk. Which wouldn't help either one of them in trying to move on from what happened.

Additionally, even if it did work out he'd just forget that loop entirely bc the cant remember if present when the decision to go back was made. So, him living would not help matters and he'd only become more inclined to let himself die so that he would be able to remember all of the loops and not start forgetting the progress they made. (The alternative I just briefly considered is him forgetting everything but it made me sad, so it's only him forgetting the loop if he makes it to the abyss of time in the end.)

Also the more I think about a ship with the 3 of them, the more insane I get. The 3 people who (want to) die for the sake of others. The way it would bring only them any degree of peace but emotionally devastates everyone else who cares for them. But also then, 3 boys who were happy to give their lives for others now having to learn how to live and look towards a future they never thought they'd get to see, let alone have.

But also how in all versions of the game, in the male route these 3 are the ones who no matter what choices you make, you can never save. (I know there's also Akinari but his situation is one where there is no universe where any choice could be made to save him. Only advancements in medical science would. Meanwhile, the other 3 could technically be saved, but only really by basically abandoning the story playing out and acting as an outside party to it. Or by being someone other than themselves. And i mean you can see it happen in canon even with the femc route. So, while I love him, his death is an outlier among these 3 even if he also is someone who can't be saved in canon.)

And all I can think about is the post about love in tragedies and how it doesn't save anyone, but it was still there and that matters. It was still important even if it never helped. Which I think does a good job at like emphasizing the messages of the game. And I really love relationships that end up embodying the work they're from. (Also means interestingly I don't care as much for Shinjiro and the femc's relationship bc in that case love does succeed. Which while nice isn't quite as thematically satisfying even though it is narratively satisfying.)

[feralbeeast]

Bee I need you to understand you are wildly SO hot and I just can't stop thinking about your tummy and mouth and skin and everythinggggg aaaa

Woof this made my brain malfunction a bit ahahahaaaaa thank you so much Blue 💖

[fmlineedtorant]

God I'm drunk right now. But I'm now rewatching gravity falls with commentary and omg do I love grunkle stan so much.. I wanna hug him sooooo badly. That man has been through so much but also disco girl is a masterpiece for being an Abba knock off.

I mean I would absolutely also hug Stanford Pines along with Stanley but I wanna hug Stanley most. The man who just wants his family back. Everything stan has done is to get his family back .He deserves to have someone who loves Stanley and not Stanford. He needs someone to love every part of him. From the soft grunkle to the harden conman. I absolutely love this man. There is sooo much depth to the man that is Stan Pines that I am left speechless on occasion.

He is kicked out of his house at 17. He has who knows how many failed business ventures. Only then does he start to get into the shady side of things. He goes to prison multiple times(he chewed his way out of a trunk). He tries to reconnect with his twin. He accidentally pushes his twin into an interdimensional portal. He tries to regain his twin by repairing said portal. He fixes the portal only to tear a rift into reality as a consequence bring your brother home. Your brother who you haven't seen in 30 years punches you as soon as he sees you. The disappointment in the fact that you fucked things up even more trying to fix things.

I just.... He needs a hug. I want to hug him so terribly.

[zhxme]

if someone slapped my face and call me stupid i think ill adore them more.

[spira---mirabilis]

Debating if I should watch Act 3 while drunk or not

[scruumppyyt]

w hyyree yhere so many redds

[ineffable-crow]

I rewatched GO while drunk. Don't recommend. Now I'm crying like a little kid trying to put into words how much this show means to me and how fucking scared I am of losing it. I don't think I'll be able to really calm down until the moment the movie is released. I need to know it's real and not just some cruel joke.

[wanderlustqueen-writes]

Early Supernatural is so angsty, Sam and Dean hadn't even died the first time yet