#drunk science

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

@fanofstuff01 Just something funny I found.

Now this is fan made not an official Eddsworld Eddisode.

Now, Adam and Lucifer...... You know where I'm going with this.

[driver270]

Never get between a tyrant and his Easy-Bake Oven.

Animated by @lostlightadventures.

[yeetus-feetus]

Question: would I refer to Ra's as a DILF or a GILF?

[phah-lastname]

you heard of drunk science now get resy for high magic

[snazzology-duo]

And now, drunk science

[mouthtapedguy]

Wake me up when ChatGPT gets banned from a tapas bar for arguing with a pigeon

[nebulatrifid]

Jayce: Who are you texting?

Viktor: Professor Heimerdinger.

Jayce: No, who are you actually texting?

Viktor: *turns phone to reveal text message thread with "Professor Heimerdinger (DO NOT DRUNK TEXT)"*

Jayce: Holy shit, wtf?

[urwendii]

You know how we have hot statues / paintings of Lucifer well we also know that Mairon's work is still remembered amongst his people so my point is that it will be tremendously fun to me that you got some very sexy depictions of him still lingering around in Aman but most elves don't know its the same dude that had a furry phase / got uglified by Daddiluvatar / turned into a phallic tower with a fiery cctv on top and a cringe ring obsession.

My point is that there's a sexy half naked statue of Mairon in Aulë’s Forges and that he categorically refuses to get rid of it despite Yavanna’s comments.

[aunhinged]

Drunklock concept: The experiment gone wrong

Sherlock, holding an empty beaker: You said I needed to loosen up, so I scientifically determined how much vodka it would take to make me relatable.

John: You’re not relatable, you’re just drunk.

Sherlock, smugly: Experiment successful, then.

John: And you drank it out of a beaker, didn’t you?

Sherlock: Science is about precision, John.

[screechingfromthevoid]

Wouldn't leave my brain until I made it

[anothersuperstition]

not now i’m shifting into halloween party mode

[videoreligion]

Legion of Iron (1990)

[satorena]

you give me the feeling that you definitely either have or wanted to link up with your homegirls at some point, like oh yeah i’d eyp better than him😂😂 happened to me… it started off with the freaky jokes and then we ended up rubbing kewchies in her room you’d swear we were about to start a fire from all the friction🤞🤞

so just out of curiosity, where do i apply for homegirls status with you???? yooooo????? YOOOOOO???

[3itchcraft]

Getting inebriated tonight. Preparing to enter Science Mode

[bittsandpieces]

So like whats the story behind wine? I caught a post or two. I cant get into it for whatever reason, everything is so dry. I might just not like alcohol.

I work at a liquor store and I specialize in wine! I'm also in the beginning stages of getting my sommelier certification

I would say wine isn't for everybody, but I also kinda think you just need to find the right wine for you (unless the problem is the alcohol itself, obv)! there's a HUGE variety of options out there if you know where to look. personally I'm a big fan of higher end sweet wines like eiswein and sauternes, and fortified wines like vintage port! I've been getting more into dry wines in the past year or so but sweet wines will always have my heart

[quillisadoll]

Ok y'all I have another story idea from my dreams.

Does it make sense? Kinda but whatever the story is really cool and I'll probably work out the logistics later

Kyoya is a robot that was designed by his father to befriend rich kids and learn their family secrets, then travel back in time to tell him so his father can use it for blackmail (stay with me here)

After doing this hundreds and hundreds of times Kyoya gets the assignment to learn about the Suoh family.

He goes through middle school for the hundredth time and actually talks to Tamaki.

But something is different, even though he cannot feel he feels like he's getting a feeling of deja vu like he's done this before.

Time passes and he's in high school now. He has grown closer to Tamaki, he still hasn't spilled any family secrets though how bizarre.

More time passes and Kyoya thinks he's malfunctioning, he feels weird near Tamaki his chest starts to hurt and his skin blushes inappropriately, he should time travel back but he doesn't want to come back empty handed and be a disappointment.

As time passes, they start a club the malfunctions get worse he makes friends this isn't right he hasn't been focusing on his main objective why is this all so familiar..?

Then one night during his charging cycle he finds a file in his system that he doesn't have access to (idk computer language just bare with me guys)

It takes him a couple days but he hacks into it.

He has done Tamakis assignment multiple times.

78 times to be exact.

All of the details about what went wrong was right there

"fallen in love" 48

"disobeyed" 40

"didn't travel back" 17

Were the most common reasonings.

Suddenly he found his memories of all of those times

Tamaki complimenting him

Attempting to punch his dad

Exploring the world without traveling back

Telling Tamaki he's a robot and him accepting him

Kissing Tamaki

He needed answers, could he love? Why did he do this? It's all to much

And I would love to keep on going in this story format but I am not that creative rn so here's how it ended (in my dream at least, maybe I'll turn this into a real fic if I get good feedback)

OK so in my dream it ended with Kyoya trying to get around his Fathers safety features so he could actually kill him and or hurt him enough to let him free so he could live w tamaki

WELL it doesn't go well turns out he had this backup backup plan that if kyoya went rogue he has this remote that basically shuts him down.

He gets restarted and his assignment is Tamaki Suoh

Round 79

Andddd yeah!

Now you might be asking "why is Kyoyas dad obsessed with the Suoh family?" Tbh it's just bc he is pissed that Kyoya isn't listening to him and now he's obsessed with finding out with what's up with the Suohs

(I'm silly in tags!)